Kairi Balboa edition( /arrrrgirls/ took an L to the Witch Hoes on monday but not without some shenanigans from the Kookout Kweens. Kairi took a nasty face first bump off the table but never let it slow her down as she proved to have the best chin in the women's division. Despite copping an L, the Sky Pirates stood toe to toe with the Kookout Kweens in the end with Kairi a bloody mess and looking like a total baddass! Looks like things between the 2 teams are really heating up with a little "bad blood" brewing. Kairi required some stitches but other than that it's smooth sailing for the Pirate Princess. Will she miss her scheduled match on Speed and ruin a possible Sky Pirate showdown in the finals? Only time will tell as we sail on to next week!)Previous: >>15691916Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareSocials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Ayooo Iyooo I did it!
>>15733942Kairi getting #LIT
I guess Kairi is getting put into WWE2K24 in the next DLC pack
>>15734079Yeah I'm p sure she was confirmed to be in the last DLC. Still not sure if I'll bite and buy the game or just wait for the next game where she'll probably be in the base roster from the start
>>15734204They put the new ones out around Mania now so cop it soon if you are gonna do it
Goddess of War
>>15733957Respectfully cooming into Kairi's bloody eye.
You guys think Kairi Balboa would take out Drago?
>>15734249Is it actually good tho if you just wanna play it solo?
>>15734835I couldn't tell ya bro. I have 2k23 which was pretty good but I got it and all the DLC for like 30 bucks on a PSN sale like a month before 2k24 came out
>>15734524Kairi would heem this bozo within one round
>>15733957>Iyo>Not BatmanThis anon, gets it. Also the city of Gotham in shambles.
>>15733942do yall niggas prefer kabuki warriors or sky pirates
>>15735033Kabuki Warriors gave us her current aesthetic
>>15735033I like both fr
>>15735033Kabuki Sky Pirates is where it's at
>>15733957I'm starting to think Kairi is actually the Michaels of the SP's
>>15735244exceptionally cute hairstyle, she should do this one more often
So is Kairi getting giga push too?
>>15735033SKY PIRATES FOREVERIYO > flabsuka
>>15735260unlikely. if it didn't happen here then it won't happen with this recent incident, especially because kairi was the one who fucked the spot up.
>>15735335>especially because kairi was the one who fucked the spot upI forgot that humans could change their trajectory mid jump to adjust to people being pulled out of their position
>>15735343kairi was supposed to jump to where isla was, because she was her opponent, which was where bianca was pulled to. why would kairi ever jump at bianca? she wasn't even in the match. i love her but kairi jumped towards the wrong spot.
remember when kairi played the recorder
>>15735368She did it twicehttps://youtu.be/X6whifXgk4w?si=uQPaq0VlFbXPKj_dhttps://youtu.be/LUVAjQ77W_I?si=atwcZdXxalMFrjd9She's a pretty tremendous recorder player
Kairi.
>>15735033Sky Pirates
Would you guys buy Kairi ice cream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ADYEkg1Ts
>had to botch, nearly die, and off pure adrenaline still keep kayfabe to get respectI mean, i guess I’ll take it. Hopefully i never have hear guess like Henry saying that she doesn’t respect the business ever again
>>15735709>guessmeant guys
>>15735709We hate Mark Henry here and do not respect his opinion. I very well might put that in the next OP
Kairi is hot
>>15735260We can only be so lucky.
>>15735414she definitely played it live in the ring on raw once precovid
>>15736251I'm gonna try to find it because that sounds awesome
>>15734079i hope they make her a good model
>>15735752nah no need to give nigeru attention
>>15735655nah... Kairi is rich. She should but all of us ice cream
>>15736161effortlessly cute
Hojo
>>15735335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-3AN3r7kg
>>15733942
>>15737293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvqMYLV0Jc
>>15737293Reminder that this was right after Kairi's tribute to Hana. Vince sent out a hit.
>>15737243cuuuute
>>15737243
I want to rape Kairi
>>15733942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_x3eC1CGk
>>15733942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89iDERu-gA
>>15733942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SQYvzArsJA
>>15737522dimes
>>15737471Best not externalize these thoughts anon. Plus Kairi could easily escape or whoop your ass if you tried. She is super fit, fast, strong and is not bothered by pain. The most likely result would be you crying and wetting yourself as Kairi applied the Anchor and laughed madly
>>15737526even more dimes
>>15734914That is one prime example of a PILF you got there.
>>15737530you reckon kairi could make it out of the dark alleyway of detroit in the hot sweltering summer of 1992 unscathed?
>>15735752Some needs to call in to his show and talk about Kairi's toughness and respect for the business by ending the segment in the ring and bloodied. Even if Mark isn't around, call in so it's on record and if the rest of the hosts agree it puts him on the spot the next time the topic comes up for him.
>>15737666Demonic trips confirm Kairi got 92d
>>15737666Digits confirm diabolical influence. Not here with that you creeping thing! Begone in the name of all things pure.
>>15737666'fraid not
>>15738905KAIRI IS A PUNK ROCKERKAIRI IS A PUNK ROCKERKAIRI IS A PUNK ROCKER NOW
>>15735262It would appear someone needs reminding>>15737621>>15739153
how is she so cool
>>15739405She's a pirate. Pirates are always cool.
>>15739405She doesn't even have to try
Kairi is BIG
>>15739180It's sad Joey, and almost all of the Ramones, aren't around to see Kairi to appreciate her punk rock aura.
>>15740087HEY HEY EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD DAKOTAI know what that look means
>>15740147>Damn she looks good
>>15740087kek what a lezzer
>>15735414She also apparently summoned the Dragonzord too
>>15740482Does that mean Tyrannosaurus goes to Iyo?
>>15740407Dakota is with a guy again thoughWhy would someone spend their prime years lezzing with Shayna Baszler of all people, just to go back to dating men again
>>15740582were they really together or just friends
>>15740582There is nonsuch thing as a pretty lesbian. She is in the streets with Karen but in the sheets with Darren
>>15740591Well Shayna is 110% dyke and they lived together for years, and Dakota was dating nobody else during that timeNow Dakota moved out and is dating some NXT dude. This is quite confusing to me because I still think bisexuality is a meme, you go one way and pretending to go a bit of both is just lying to yourself
>>15740482>>15740540Kairi - Dragonzord Iyo - Pterodactyl Giulia - TyrannosaurusAsuka - MastodonMina - Saber-Tooth TigerWe just need a Joshi that'll get Triceratops
>>15740652Sareeeeeeeeeeee is the perfect triceratops
>>15740652Kek we got Shida to play Zordon
>>15740674>not Shida Repulsa
>>15740652>Giulia - TyrannosaurusWhy?>>15740705Is Rossy Lord Zedd?
>>15740627some very notable wrestlers have been bisexual. kenny omega, vince k mcmahon, k nash after a certain incident. shayna herself is, she's not a lesbian. why not dakota too.>some NXT dudeits zesty ahh eddy KEK she knows how to pick em
>>15740087me in the back
>>15740627bisexual women are just straight women who also have eyes and realize women are hot
>>15740899Well, Lord Zedd did try to groom a teenage girl himself twice so....
>>15740087Dakota thinkin bout them pancakes and syrrrp
>>15740087Need this in higher quality. There aren't enough high quality images of Kairi's pits
Lads... I love Kairi so much
>>15740899No Kenny is Zedd, specifically Bundy ZeddThe Bucks are Squatt and Baboo
>thread isn't even a day old>already drew 90+ repliesmegadraw
>>15740899>WhyWho else should get the Tyrannosaurus? Titty Shirakawa? Asuka?
>>15733942Kairi would be the ideal sex slave
Her entrance was posted
>>15740652Meiko for Triceratops
>>15742125So much for Kairi not being able to be a stand alone general
https://x.com/WWEgames/status/1831843974753178104Its the purple/green outfit
>>15742713I think I know why Kairi has had some of her worst injuries in WWE. She keeps opening her umbrella indoors, brings bad luck.
>>15740652>Kairi - Dragonzord>Brandi - Mastodon>Asuka - Pterodactyl >Iyo - Triceratops >Giulia - Saber-Tooth Tiger>Mina - Tyrannosaurus!
>>15742061>Kenny as Bundy Zedd with Shida Repulsa
>>15742713Okay but what's her rating?
>>15742757>Cody's wife is the black ranger I see what you did there
>>15742757>Shirakawa is the red ranger I feel like it should be Giulia
Kairi is....
>>15743552mother material
>>15743082Same, mina has never been a primary player. She would make a great yellow or pink ranger though
>>15743552Kino
>>15743552broken
>>15743552CUTE!
So who is gonna do the Kabuki Rangers edit?
fellas what do we think of her 2k24 in-game model? i think it looks really good
>>15744573Not bad
>>15733942Will she wear an eye patch
>>15744573I like it
>>15744573I think they did her well. Her entrance could use a little more of the Kairi shenanigans we know and love tho
>>15744777yeah, i know it will never happen but it would be cool if wrestlers did their own entrance mocaps. she looks really stiff, very un-kairi-like kek
>>15744573face weirdly fat
>>15740998you can just say the same about bi dudes your comment is retarded and gay
>>15744573sexo
Rated /arrrrr/ Superstarrrrr!
>>15745938What's in the chest?
>>15742757Does this mean Kairi also gets Tigerzord?
[Tremendous News] Kairi Sane (35) has confirmed that, unlike Maki Itoh (29), she is in fact real
>>15747416What did she mean by this?
>>15746404Dildos, lots of Bad Dragon ones specifically
>>15746537Dunno why anyone would, Tigerzord is a massive downgrade in every way
>>15748060That Maki Itoh is an Iyo wannabe
>>15748781Is our Princess kinky like that?
>>15744573I like it, agree with >>15745002 she looks a bit chubby, but glad they didn’t choose a gimmick that had lots of face paint
>>15744573Looks great. Little wide around the middle but, the face is mostly right.
Kairi is a trip.https://x.com/Himanshu_Doi/status/1832116556408516789
>>15744573someone put her in a bikini with Iyo and Xia Li
>>15749847>she likes pain>makes baby noises when hurtNice
I wrote a song for Kairi... I thought she deserved ithttps://suno.com/song/2ec15289-de5c-477d-972a-2824dd8b5517
>>15751747Kairibros are very talented!
>>15749847A total tripper! She's an absolute space-case.
>>15750967I wonder if Kairi replicates this at home? Because if she did and Batman's soldier doesn't stand at attention, ready to unload it's ammo into Kairi's moist, pink shooting range, he needs some severe medical help.
Kairi needs to have kids ASAP before her uterus dries up
>>15751747pretty cool
>>15751747Sweet! KairiGODs have a theme song
>>15751747YO HO HO AND I'M GONNA FINNA COOM
>>15751747YOHOHO AND I'M GONNA FINNA COME!
>>15749847kek what a crazy player
>>15751747gotta love pirate rock
>>15749573Yes
>>15748781>>15749573>>15754040kairi doesnt know what a dildo is
>>15754100You really think so?
>>15754546technically we have no definite proof kairi knows what sex is
>>15755189She does, she pretends to be pureWould a fellow Kairibro lie to you, anon?
Hopefully Coach Kairi leads ECU to victory today
>>15755653look at her and tell me she understands the concept of penetration. i dont buy into your lies anon
>>15755832Kairi is a woman, all women understand trading ass
>>15755832All too well, I'm afraid.
>>15755832But she penetrates our hearts every day
pls gib qt pirate gf
>>15757488
>>15755791I need to get ESPN+ just to watch this game to see how they're doing.
>>15749847Jesus FUCK that loud thud.WTF?!??She shoot penalty kicked her as hard as possible in the back.
>>15758406them joshis be stiff
>>15759354>Kairi's cute, underrated boobas heaving.Excuse me for a moment as I make a hasty, impromptu exit.
>>15759418Kairi boobas are criminally underrated.
>>15760807I need for Kairi to squat on my cock like that.
>>15758382We got the W
>>15761604based
This is your lawyer. How does your court case go?
>>15744573Can't wait to play dress up with her in the caw suite
>>15749847Kairi was so cute before she answered the call
>>15761604Nice! They share the league lead with five other teams and go out if conference to play Appalachian State next week. A team they shouldn't treat lightly.
>>15762512I'd trust her with my case more than I would with Stephen P. New.
if they don't let Kairi appear on RAW with an eyepatch this week they're cowards
>>15764240I'm so curious if they'll make something out of it. That stare off at the end was kino and Kairi looked so baddass
>>15762962YOu'll finna know it!
>>15762512end up with 10 more years for busting a nut in the courtroom
>>15765682i wish that was me
>>15765699don't we all
>>15761604I believe in Kairi Sane
>>15766090say her name and she appears
>Poster Count: 1kys schizo/Kabuki/ is going nowhere
>>15767726Thanks anon for hunting these down
>>15767481>>15767487>>15767491>>15767672>>15767677>>15767689>>15767702>>15767712>>15767726Rare Kairis, thanks for sharing
>>15737526Good on Bianca for trying to help her there>>15737522The crowd popped hard for this when it happened
Lewd Hojo
>>15767712She wants dick so bad in these pics
Yo ho ho and I'm gonna finna cum holy fucking lewdola
Why is she so perfect?
>>15761604Hunter should do something with Kairi and ECU. Maybe something with the NIL program.
>>15770132Would be cool
Kairi + Asuka =
>>15770952Kabuki
is there anything announced for Monday?
>>15771772I think Iyo has a match. So hopefully Kairi will be there seconding her and wearing an eye patch.
>>15771613Very alluring.
>>15771371>when he starts coping about ratings
>>15771613kairi when she sees BWC
>>15764240INFAMOUS KAIRI SANE STEP UP
>>15773266kek
Hopefully Kairi is back on Raw rocking an eye patch. Otherwise glorious Iyo will be the sole survivor of Damage CTRL.
Kairi is lewd but goes to Church to absolve herself of sinBefore going right back to it.
>>15773686If being lewd is her only sin, but repents, and she's helpful and caring towards her fellow man God will be there for her.
>>15773686>>15773762kairi prays before and after every act of lewdness
>>15773888Based and CheckedKairi prays before she participates in freaky sex clubs, BDSM parties, and orgies
>>15773992>orgiesDoes she bring Iyo, Giulia, and Asuka with her?
>>15774184'fraid so
It's Monday Night Kairi!
>>15733957Hot
>>15775160i just remembered survivor series 2019. kairi looked so good with the red raw cap
>>15774857That's not a bad thing though?
Kairi says she's at Rawhttps://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/1833195348795527209
>>15775710based badass player
>>15775362God damn you're right. She should wear caps more often
>>15770952
>>15776146definitely one of her best looks
>>15775710Incredibly tough player
>>15770952the truest Love
>>15775710What a warrior. I'm glad it didn't swell up like a balloon like her forehead did that time. I'm thinking now she may have sliced herself without really conking her head on the desk. Either her own fingernail or a piece of her gear. Jesus.
>>15773266solo looks like he's so done with tonga loa's nonsense, he's fed up. that's my tribal chief. he should let kairi join the bloodline.
>>15773266lmao
I don't want to have sex with Kairi, I want to fuck her. Bet she's a delicious little freak
>>15776654asuka doesn't even know kairi's shoot last name
>>15778311that sounds like bs
>>15778398https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI?t=62
Did Kairi dye the back part of her hair blue? It looked like it just now
>>15781672cute!
>>15781672Highly visual pic.
>>15744573can't wait for mhpw to do thingies with her model
>>15778519>>15778311The CTE is catching up with her
The best tag team of all time.
>>15783317luv big hair Kairi
>>15783317They're in the rarefied air with the Road Warriors, Midnight Express and the Dudley Boys.
>>15775362>>15776146>>15776387Raw cap Kairi kino was a great time to be a Kairi fan
Kairi pits?
>We salute you, Canadian Kairichad.
>>15784895
>>15783317Decades from now whwn the history of the Women's Tag Titles is being run down, literally the only thing of worth mentioning, and the backbone of the division will be The Kabuki Warriors. The division would be unviable and dead if not for them.
>>15785922And the worst thing is that Trips will piss all over them and have Jade and Bianca beat their tag team record.
>>15778519>what is one criteria kairi sane looks for in her other half>gentlenessme: picrel
>>15786199No one is beating their cumulative days held as Champions. Bet on it.
no eyepatch D:but she still looked great yesterday
>>15785313What a fucking chad!
>>15778311it was just a lil rib brother. senpai ribbin on the kohai. What she was actually doing was kayfabing because she didn't wanna give away Kari's actual real shoot last name to the marks. Smart.
>>15786246You underestimate Triple H's determination to push Bianca and Jade. He made them come out first several times despite being the champs.
some covid era kairi kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XlhLkqIb8A
>>15783329GIRLSJUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Cheese signs of life? its been in the news that dogs are getting kidnapped and eaten
>>15786273do they not have wikipedia in japan
Another MASSIVELY successful Kairi thread. The seas part for we alone!
>>15733942>09/04/24(Wed)21:16:47Yikes.
>>15787404they do. the guy who is in charge of agriculture in japan was caught editing wiki entries on gundams while doing meetings https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2007-10-04/government-gundam-wikipedia
Gentlemen, I implore you to Imagine consensual missionary coitus with the maiden known as Kairi
>>157879725 seconds
>>15787141Cheese will be fine. She's a VID and probably has her own security detail.
>>15786444mark henry would have liked to have broken her face for this dance
>>15790084isn't cheese a boy?
>>15785313KEK nice catch
>>15791672Whoa
>>15791672Hot pirate!
>>15791672Very cool!
Pirates 4 life
>>15792694wish that was my hand
>>15784626Who has the corner cam clip if Kairi in leather pants? Please post it.
>>15793278
>>15790950Nope - I too misgendered Cheese at first. I hope my feelings for her don't change now I know she is a girl.
>>>15787971cheese got her own general. what a draw
Kairi answered the call
>>15793418Congrats on her transition!
>>15793360Thank you. You are a gentle(wo)man and a scholar.
>>15794351Shut up, tranny. Back to your boring aew threads
Thanks for yet another INCREDIBLE edition of /arrrr/
>>15794409reply number 300.now awaiting a new edition
>>15794592I'll get it ready
SignCHAD got ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE CAP'N
>>15794761Based
>>15794761If Kairi acknowledged me in some way it would be the highlight of my life.
NEW>>15794916>>15794916>>15794916
>>15794925Post about her on Twitter and she'll likely see it. She's liked a bunch of my posts in the past back when I had one.
>>15794925I would be pretty excited too
>>15794941I'm gonna give this a shot
>>15794761What a king
>>15794941Yeah she is a Like whore
>>15793418This is world altering
