I jobbed to alcohol again, the booker must hate me
>>15744366I looked in the mirror a minute ago before going to bed, and my gut is sticking out like angry grandpa's. I'm finally becoming a FatMASTER
>>15744366you booked yourself into that match you retard, get a grip
>>15744366>Heavy RainBased!>>15744370Just get cancer like AGP did - the belly will go away and so will all of your problems in life
>>15744438huh wat u mean
>>15744501it means exactly what i said
>>15744508I'll join the AA faction, I think
>>15744509care to extrapolate?
>>15744509I joined the faction 8 years ago. No swerves since, bro.
>>15744366>not being tag champs with the booze
>>15744366kek just avoid alcohol bro.
I’m straight edge, my obsession is 92posting
>job to the booze and start a feud with the wife
>>15744438Society booked me into that match ya mark
>>15744646the booze turned heel on me
>>15744915>tfw wife just lost a dui match Kek
>>15744366b...bu but you are a loser if you dont drink satan's piss
>>15744366Im winning my feud with alcohol but I think I might just eat a pin, just one more time
>>15744366I buried alcoholetty and started working the main event with heroin, we draw much more dimes
>>15744366I'll never work with alcohol after the way he buried my dad
depressants is general never draw a dime a long term story that goes nowhere brother
>>15744366>booker doesn't get my long term sobering up storyline to come out as a babyface
>>15746761Life is the biggest depressant of all, dude
>>15744366>not joining a red hot tag with the liquor
>>15744366I just shit another toilet bowl of blood. I'm sick of paying my dues with no payoff. At least let me lose the feud and be done with it.
I saw the drinks aisle today and I uh...no sold 'em.I took a Monster instead. Mango Loco.
Today is my 4th Friday without alcohol. Thinking about going for the nostalgia pop though.
>>15746875Congrats anonDitch the booze, though, it's a comedy lowcarder
>>15746875Mmmm putting the plug in the jug is badass, I'll have some Jacks in your honor
>>15744527You don't swerve when you drive? Swerve, swerve when you drive?
Guys just smoke weed
>>15746990>Guys just smoke weed