All Elite Wrestling presents All Out at the Now Arena in the Chicago, IllinoisMAIN CARD>Unsanctioned Lights Out Steel Cage Match: Swerve Strickland vs. Hangman Adam Page>AEW World Championship: Bryan Danielson (c) vs. The Scapegoat Jack Perry>AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. PAC>AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Hikaru Shida>AEW World Tag-Team Championship: The Young Bucks (c) vs. The Blackpool Combat Club>Chicago Street Fight For The CMLL World Women's Championship: Willow Nightingale vs. Kris Statlander>AEW Continental Championship Match: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Orange Cassidy vs. Konosuke Takeshita>Singles Match: MJF vs. Daniel Garcia
can't believe they legit lost the diamond ring
Poor MJF has to try and get Ratings Cancer Garcia Over
niggers
LFG!
did they start the PPV by saying the wrong day? I swear he said "it's sunday"
Sex with Mina
Pretty pathetic pop for MJF considering it's Chicago
>mjf opening the showis he phoning it in this time?
>>15759579>275>newholy shit is this what aew fans do to increase thread count? kek
>>15759603he said it's saturday you know what that means
Max looking extra jewish tonight
>daddy magic made it to PPV commentary twiceHoly based.
>>15759579>that imagekek
This gonna be like the Naito/Ibushi last neck standing match?
mjf looks like shit holy kek
>>15759579stop making threads so early you fucking NIGGER, it splits the conversation
>Garcia fucking murders himyes
headband/dew rag DG overpowered!
>pay for front row seats>they drop a banner on you
LETS GÒOOOOOOOOO
GAS HIM DANIEL!
>Daniel Garcia has had a better aew career than Andrade, Malakai black, buddy murphy, PAC, Brody king, TakeshitaHonestly pretty funny.
>Build up Tiger Driver for months>MJF is literally on the next show and wrestling 2 weeks later
>>15759625nah you do
I dunno about that brown gear, Max
>>15759643People didnt like it so they pivoted What's the problem
so Garcia has to win this right? he'll end up like Pillman Jr. if he doesnt
>Daddy Magic has more emotion in his voice about this match than Taz on anything with Hook
NUCLEAR CROWD
Did Daniel Garcia re-sign?
>>15759645it's an homage
>>15759654>Pivoted>After 2+ months of complaining
Do we really need 4 commentators?
kino match
>>15759667Obviously. I don't think TK would do the same good sign he did for Andrade ever again.
>>15759677Yes
How can a steel cage match be unsanctioned when the company is providing the cage?
>>15759667Dirtsheets are still split on that. Some say he did, others saying he still hasn't.
REKT
>>15759677I used to hate 3-4 man tables, but AEW has shown me where they can work. And this is a pretty great combo. I'd swap out tony for Taz tho.
this match is already pretty fucking great.
>>15759579picking up my chickfila feast and will be watching!
That might have been the best way execution of that spot I've seen. Usually the guy in the ring gets stuck and slowly falls out.
>>15759679DG is underappreci8d
>>15759687They just put it there. Not their problem
The biggest carry job of MJF's career.
>>15759677More material opportunities for Nige
Did Daddy Magic get injured or does he just enjoy commentary more?
I see why it's called GayEW now
Is Daddy Magic the modern day Jerry Lawler on commentary?
Garcia dressed like Gedo
>>15759709I've been wondering the same thing
>>15759703He burned bridges being a clown. Should have always been a tenacious rookie.
>>157596922 young GOATs, we'll be watching DG vs MJF in 2046 on Elon's brain chip subscription service.
YUM YUM YUM TONY YES MORE SHIT FOR ME TO EAT TONY YUM YUM YUM
>>15759709>>15759711>Daddy MagicWho?
>>15759643Would be cool if he left for a months or 2 but I don't really care. It was strong enough to win the match
>>15759709He died
>>15759723
>>15759709>>15759717A mixer of both.
>>15759709He's not injured but Angelo is out for a while and he's not really going to get a run as a singles guy
>>15759709>hey we'll pay you to not bumpthat's what happened.
>>15759718>wrestling has to be... LE SERIOUSBro all the greatest draws of all time were goofy. If you think Hulking Up was serious then you need to go breathe some fresh air.
>>15759661dude is based
>>15759703DG is good in the ring but has the personality of a half dead rock.
>>15759661Yeah but Daddy Magic is giga based so it makes sense
>>15759734Now post this week's Dynamite ratings.
>that's an evil face, I can see what that painter fella was getting atWhat did Tony mean by this?
>Towel >Durag>Kango>Dancing Which was the best version of Garcia?
boys kissing boys
>>15759744And I don't mean Dwayne, I mean a fucking rock. He's so boring he's somehow killing rocks.
Still thinking about the Mariah booking baka
this nigga bought to rip his lower jaw off!
Ew did his snot go into MJF's mouth?
>>15759734>muh cagematch rating
MJF does the top rope piledriver too often. Its >a) incredibly dangerous>2) too strong for a kickout
my stream keeps cutting and I don't want to support youtube
>>15759744Nah his promos lately have been fire. He just needs to come with that intensity all the time. If he learns anything from his father Daddy Magic Matt Menard, it should be that. And if he's learned anything from his other father, Cool Hand Angelo Parker, it's that you should always finish in a jewess' ass or mouth, never the puss.
fuckin sicko match lads
>>15759755>Early AugustNon existent
Danny's back's lookin a bit spotty...
>>15759766GIWTWM
mjf shitted his pants lmfao
>>15759755Whatever this is honestly.
>>15759783Is that a piece of shit laying on the mat?
>>15759770>Angelo got Ruby to hatch his child Should've been me
I'm on the DG train nowWHERE WAS THIS THE NIGGA THE LADY TWO YEARS
>that spit on his faceEw
>>15759769>jewgle "watch wrestling free stream">go through links til you find one the FBI hasn't found yet>????>profit.
YOUUUUUUUU
That was fucking gross
4.5* so far
>>15759796Pretty shit quality
>>15759789I don't think anyone who uses this board should breed, and that's a shoot brother.
>>15759805I need my bird child
who came up with this "garcia turns into some gigantic 9 foot tall brock lesnar when he bleeds" when he has literally no muscle on his body
this pape fucking rules alreadyworth my monet
>both shoulders down>foot on top of mjf>ref not countinguh....aew sisters?
>>15759788seriously what is that?
>>15759820A sub six foot skinny paki
>>15759804I grew up watching snowy black and white picture with bunny ears, 720p don't bother me.
GET HIS ASS DANNY
the call backs to their previous feuds is kinda cool
MJF working his ass off to making Ratings Cancer Garcia look good.
>>15759803little bro thinks he's dave lmao
>DG and MJF both studied under The Learning Treethere gonna make it, HOOK too
>>15759830We were pretty lucky in hindsight.
>>15759830>Watching squiggly lines and hearing PPV commentary It must have been how people who listen to radio felt like
pretty good wrestling match
is that actually a bunch of poop in the ring lmao? they're intentionally not bringing cameras around it
>>15759820This, Danny needs to be more like ZSJ
SOLD OUT
>>15759839Big Bill would booty blast both of these teams
>>15759836MJF is a great wrestler. Garcia is better.
>>15759851Ah fuck we're never leaving Chicago
Arena Empty Wrestling this ice cold fed is on death row
>>15759851>9kWeekly Smackdowns do better.
Snot bros we are living the life!
>>15759853>Garcia is betterlol, lmao even
>>15759827>>15759788
>>15759851wait this is at the NOW Arena? That's not even the third largest arena in Chicagoland. It's also nowhere near Chicago, that's like 40 mins into the burbs
GarciaRoddyHook The pinnacle of forced pushes and popularity. My god these are not the guys who should be having this much tv time.
>>15759852>Big BillHe doesn't look very Bill to me
>>15759859Smackdown got cancelled
>>15759850>ZSJsoon
>literally getting the snot beat out of himPretty kino match
>>15759853>Garcia is better.Only a complete retard would say that
That was a brutal looking piledriver holy shit
>>15759864is it a poopies?
>>15759875Garcia has a higher in ring ceiling
>>15759866Hook is by FAR the worst, he's not even got the in ring stuff and he thinks "silent badass" is a good wrestling character for a twink.
The pile driver was the perfect place to end this match
fucking a
>kicked out of that piledriverthat shouldve ended the match
>>15759873Every body liquid went flying
Nice piledriver kidHowever
>>15759881Stop trolling
That piledriver looked really unsafe
>>15759852Chris Jericho will be looked back on as the Terry Funk of this era in terms of wising up newbies.>>15759863DG is a better technical wrestler than MJF, yes.
wrap it up boys I need to pee
Props to MJF making DG look like a millions bucks
>>15759886The match should end with a catoonishly huge winding windmill punch of foom
BULLSHIT
>>15759895>IT'S HECKIN UNSAFE Fuck off queer, it's wrestling
MJF sat in the poop
4.75*
wut
BAAAAAAASEDFUCK GARCIA
horrible finish
DG crying, sad ending
that was garbage
stupid finish
FUCK I didnt look on my screen for 2 seconds and MJF won.What happened?
He hit the rope break right
MJF carried Garcia hard in that match.
>>15759883MJF can't win without a low blow or a Dynamite Diamond shot. This match was the perfect length, will be rewatching in the future. This PPV's already shaping up to be an all-timer. Damn it feels good to be ELITE.
That was the absolute worst way to end that
>>15759898>DG is a better technical wrestler than MJFStop trolling
le cheats and winslol man
>>15759919low blow.
Disappointed Daddy Magic
>>15759579Amazing match.Finish fell on it’s face though
Bro is that actually shit wtf?
S Tier match Run it back
right in the yambag ova here!!
>>15759914>>15759918nah it was the perfect finish>>15759921they worked perfectly together, we're gonna be seeing rematches of these two for a long time
What the FUCK is this finish?The match was great but what the fuck is this?
>>15759934TK told Max to pivot to the Indian demos
>>15759769If you need a stream, I got you.https://discord.com/invite/8e3QvJwX
who's the janny that has to clean that mess up?
Tripfag goes into the filter
I thought that was blood on him, but turns out it's just MJF's spray tan
>no dick danceYeah i'm thinking this new Garcia is BASED
Why is there a bunch of turds all over the ring?
Ok we're back to being based
based DG
someone ples screencap the guy with the sicko banner when you see him
>that crawl I miss the Jake the Snake crawling pin
>>15759948It’s their back tape.
Shane McMahon is in a trailer outside waiting. It's ON.
>30 minutes into an AEW PPV and we already have one man kissing another man
Based SICKO Garcia
DG redeems himself
>>15759948Garcia shook Max's hair plugs out, that's ten grand down the shitter.
>they're feuding over who gets to kiss the other's forehead more
DG's music is shit
>They've locked Hangman and Swerve in their roomskek
Seriously though, did one of them actually shit themselves?
>Take a pile driver off the top rope>They lift your head to out on the neck brace
>>15759966That could’ve been the FINISHNot some post match segment.
>>15759960I would've put 3 kisses on by 30 minutes
>>15759960Your favourite spot, faggot!
>>15759960They don't call it GayEW for nothing
Time for YB$ kino
>>15759956>I miss the Jake the Snakereal
tag team division needs hard reboot
>>15759975They're not beating MJF back to back.
>Bucks>Yuta>washed Claudiothis match is gonna suck
>>15759983BASEDUCKS
Guys, how do we feel about our EVPs?
>>15759975DG was in the mud. Cant beat MJF yet.
Opening with Ratings Cancer Garcia and now Wheelie Uterus... clearly they both have secrets on Tony to get pushed
>>15759982>bitchtits watching the PPV>againyou're AEW's biggest fan lol
>>15759996love 'em
>>15759998>Wheelie Uteruslmao
>>15759967kek
first of THREE title matches tonight where literally every participant has a belt lol.
These faggots have belts?
>>15759988Get rid of trios or just make them the jobber belts
>>15759972There was a very clear stain right near MJF's asshole early on that spread to not being noticeable after his brown tights got darker allover from sweat
I got the MJF/Garcia result right. Let's see the rest.
>blackpool combat club>neither are from Blackpool
we love our EVPs don't we folks
>wheeler and Daniel Garcia have gotten more chances than Malakai blackLMAOO I FEEL FOR YA LAD
>>15760001Who the fuck is bitchtits?
Rod and Todd Flanders
>>15760015Neither was Regal
Why are they still called Blackpool Combat Club when Regal hasn't been with the company for years?
matt is getting chubby
WHERE IS SHANE
>>15760006>>15760007>they don't have beltspipe down while the boys are talking pro wrestling ya curtain-jerkin' jabronis
>>15760024wait he still isn't signed????
>>15760024>he locked his twitterkwab
>>15760024the fuck
>>15760027>it was based on where I learned to wrestlethat makes sense>>15760028because retards
>>15759960>Hate watching>Waiting to see men kissReally exposing yourself on this one more than anything
>>15760024God I hate these contract politics.
>>15760024Shoulda signed kid
Who /vt/ here?
>>15759996'Luv me EVPS'Luv me Okarder'Luv me ScapeGOAT'ate Chicagoans (not racis jus don't like em)
>>15760017...or else.>you would be at home stroking your dogsfucking Nige don't miss
Methstream dead
>>15760028Regal isn't from Blackpool either
>BBC
>>15760035I don't even get what you're arguing to argue back, if this is bait you failed, if it's an argument I guess I disagree and if it's a joke you must have autism.
>BBBBCWhat did Nigel mean by this?
>>15759983i get that the bucks were going for the beatles but they really look like china men>>15759996i’d fuck matt and maybe nick too
nigel saying bcc and then bbc and then bcc
>>15760046>>15760001
>the BBC no Nige that's the other company
>>15760058He's from close enought. norfener
Why is Yuta on this show I paid for?
>>15760069>company
>>15760063now type that without crying>>15760068we don't sign our filenames here
>lots of good tag teams coming together that could revitalise the division>stuck with shitters like acclaimed hogging the tv time
>>15760074Because he and Garcia have secrets on Tony
>THEO-SAURUS
>>15759582>>15759582>>15759582>>15759582NEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>not even an hour into the show and they’re already talking about cocks
>>15760074because he's the modern Stone Cold
YUTAI BELIEVE IN YOU
>>15760053Based
>>15760077that without crying
>>15760082SHUT THE FUCK UPCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Does Yuta look weirdly yellow?
>>15760082Retard
>>15760024DG wtf r u doin blud
>>15760107he's asian
Crowd seem to not give a fuck. Tag Team division really nose dived, hasn't it?
>>15760107maybe he's got the jaundice
>Black Boot Combat ClubExcalibur
>>15760115crowd has been dead all nightmaybe holding a PPV in a 9k capacity arena isn't the best idea
>>15760024People will complain about him but he's 20 years younger than half of WWEs main eventers
>>15760115Because Rod and Todd Flanders have killed the tag division
Did he say one man dicking crew?
>broke the barricadeSLOPPYSHOP
>>15760126this thread is deadwhats going on tonight?
>>15760074>paying for GayEWYikes
>>15760147Thriller party
god please save the tag division
i will never get over how much castagnoli looks like my high school german teacher
>>15760153The Outrunners will run wild soon
>>15760149Sorry you're poor
>it's another tag match where all tag rules are thrown out halfway through
>>15760161Outrunners need to bury these young cucks
>>15760157Maybe it was him
>>15760126It's in Chicago, how do you fuck that up?>>15760131Shame. AEW early years had a top tier tag team>>15760147They just had a PPV two weeks ago, they need to move this to Max soon if they want to keep this up next year.
>>15760157your high school offered a german course?
>>15760162Sorry you're retarded
>>15760168They're the youngest guys in the business today
>>15760157>>15760172Yeah, Claudio knows German after all
Bucks are just not fun to watch, shitters to the end.
Yuta needs to put on some muscle
>>15760177Depending on where you live in the US, yes.
>>15760172>>15760187maybe if he shrunk a foot>>15760177i live in a very (proudly) german state
>>15760115It has. Hopefully Shane has better ideas.
This is boring
>>15760200He's going to give him and some random Underground guy the belts
>>15760157agreed it's uncanny
>>15760204>clap clap>clapclapclap
Super uppercut
complete no-sell of superplex
LOLDOUCHEBUCKSWIN
>>15760207As he should. He should also give the women a tag belt. They have the depth now they just need somebody to make it work.
>The new Stone Cold >takes the pinKWAB
really really good dynamite match that was on a ppv for some reason
Easy win for the EVPs
MOTY time boys
I need a mumble off
Links?
>why's the crowd dead, it's Chicago?Calling this Chicago is a stretch
>>15760245Sausage links?
>>15760256Traffic wise you can still call it Chicagoland
Bruvs
>>15760256Now that's what I call music
Based Pac
The crowd woke up big time
This should've been a Wembley match
>>15760245Tell Google "I would like to watch wrestling" and make sure you say please, and then follow the yellow brick road
Pac is winning?
