first
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOat
>>15761180Fake game thread. Real one here:>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139
KAZUCHADS WE DID IT
>>15761180Thats a woman
Predictable win, but I do hope this leads to an Okada/Takeshita feud with Take winning in the end.
>>15761180Sex with Riho
>>15761211kys drone faggot
bitches
Slopdown status?
Pissbreak match.
Finally a piss break
I wanna say piss break but goddamn this night has been great.
finally a break.
>>15761233bad news about that
hope this match is quick i can't goon to monke
Mone needs to show up for this match
>>15761180CM Punk won
>>15761180based OP with the correct number>>15761211go kill yourself bitchtits, no one will miss you
>>15761233Who cares right now
>>15761243One hand Shida will be greatOn the other hand it's fucking Mercedes
Sex with Mina
>>15761261and with Shida
CM Punk won
C E HOE, C E HOE, C E HOE!
>>15761253I wish she'd stop showing up at all.
I love Shida so much
C E O
>>15761230>kys drone faggot
CARAMEL PUSSY
Shida cute
Shida has to do a massive carry job
double champ and she doesnt come out to any special entrance other than a fancy robe?jesus, end mone's contract already
Shida bros its our turn to job to the horse
>C E BLOWSkek
I hate Taz bring back Nigel
If mercedes stinks this one up too, does Tony reduce her pay?
>C E BLOWSnot all heroes wear capes
>>15761274This
lmao Taz getting heated at Schiavone
>>15761180This is a man
>>15761306You must believe.
>>15761316I love Taz bring back Nigel
>YNR kenny omega
Hangman and Swerve are going to use gasoline?
Brad Shepard just reported that fans have spotted the BIG GUY Ryback walking into the talent area!!! HOLY FUCK
kek fake schizo thread btfo
>>15761180what matches are left?
>>15761343Yes, how could I forget the GOAT?
this bitch too shiny
>>15761324This one is extra funny because nobody outside of whatculture gives a flying fuck about women
>>15761343I never forget The cleaner.
>>15761343Miss him like you wouldn't believe
sex with fat shida
>>15761351AEW TBS Title Match Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Hikaru ShidaAEW World Title Match Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jack PerryLights Out Steel Cage Match Adam Page vs. Swerve Strickland (w/Prince Nana)
God thick shida works me into an explosive shoot
i forgot how fat Shidas ass was god damn
not even Shida can carry the horse, but she could eat one
Get Taz off commentary
>>15761363would be heaven
>>15761323>get rid of punk>your dogshit ppv does low numbersLMAO
>>15761366>Lights Out Steel Cage Match Adam Page vs. Swerve Strickland (w/Prince Nana)is this basically just hell in a cell?
>>15761363she’s more attainable now
Manure is shit in the ring like always.
>>15761371Shes gonna eat Mones ass mid-match? Lets fucking GOOOOO!!!!
>>15761379no, we don't do e slop around here
>>15761374We all hate Punk bro We don't want him
I just realized that Taz sound like George Costanza when he gets mad
Betting on pro wrestling is the perfect marriage of absolute degeneracy and severe mental retardation
>>15761379Lights out means unsanctioned
CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEOCEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEOCEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO.
If it wasn't for the blue hair and the lack of tits, I would've though Zelina Vega was in the ring.
>>15761392sorry i'm a pretty casual wrestling fan i was just wondering
Shida should taunt Mercedes by pretending not to hear a smoke alarm beep
see the hoe
>>15761396Betting a pro wrestling is actually a pretty good idea considering how predictable it is
>>15761391now there's a PPV I'd pay for
BOTCH!
Should have been Sasha vs Mina
Pretty much this >>15761226
>>15761405Oh so you probably dont even know HITC has disqualifications now too. Damn
>>15761180who is this semen demon?
>>15761405You E drones should stick to WWE and leave the real wrestling behind. You wouldnt get it.
>Shida has the butt enhancing straps on, but they arent working
Tony should bring in Komomo Minami to challenge for the NJPW Strong belther funky attitude would endear her to US fans
Is it me or has Taz and Tony been arguing a lot lately?
shida with the cats again :3
>>15761394this, dude's an injury-prone cancer
>>15761414>>15761417idk why you're being so rude.. this is my first aew show. did i do something wrong?
Mercedes taking BWC
>>15761421issa gimmick brah
Is this worth $7 million
mone is the biggest waste of money AEW has ever seen. she is boring as fuck.
>>15761417Let it go little buddy, you are letting the "drones" live rent-free in your head instead of enjoying the PPV>
Shida should start dressing like Godzilla. No explanation, just her gimmick now
>>15761433not worth 2
Does this match prove Brit was the problem?
Well it's better than the Britt match so that's a plus
>>15761437Shoko Nakajima would sue for gimmick infringement
>>15761408.... this is how it starts. Though I am curious if they have some sorta company policy about employees betting. You gotta imagine repercussions of some kind, but how could they even enforce that....? Hmm maybe I'm retard too
>>15761421it's a gimmick ya mark, Taz is ostensibly a heel commentator
>>15761429No i wasent kidding man HITC has had like 3 DQ endings in like 5 years. One of them actually had fans chanting "AEW". Its doing better NOW but there was a reason AEW didnt fold in 3 months like people said
>>15761437More like Fatzilla
Pretty good match desu but so many better matches on the card
BRAWL OUT 2BRAWL OUT 2BRAWL OUT 2BRAWL OUT 2BRAWL OUT 2
>>15761449See she can now gain all the weight she wants
>>15761420Komomo is big time only
>>15761180he is so cute. i would stuff his hole
>>15761408Eh, it really ain't worth anything more than maybe a free meal. The limits on it are so low it's barely worth playing.And they still fucking limit your action if you win too much (and by too much I mean under $200, fuck you betonline).
I hate Monet but I can't deny her drip tonight, on her Netflix presents Wonder Woman shit
>>15761453Daniel Garcia probably. Zzzzzz
HORSE PUSSY
>>15761453Cuck Man snuck in and tried to get to Jack before his match, grim
>>15761441Britt was most over when she was in a wheelchair.
>>15761453HANGMAN BROKE OUT THE DRESSING ROOM
Manure's wig is falling apart
>>15761453Its probably just some angle
>>15761453Ricochet said something about Will's black son after the cameras cut
>>15761453MJF and ?
>>15761453Hangman got to Swerve early
>>15761445No different than sports leagues that have rules against betting on the sport you play in. Lifetime bans from the company.
They're fighting for sex with Kenny
>>15761453They're trying to pull Ricochet's fingers out of his asshole
>>15761453Probably Take and Okada
>>15761453Jack Perry chimped out AGAIN
all of Monet's promos are dubbed over, they put peanut butter in her mouth to get her to move her lips
>>15761453No! Kevin Nash was backstage!
Are we ready to admit the Mone experiment failed?
These cameramen are doing great jobsEvery ass and cooter shot, they're grabbing it
Guys, what is Christian doing right now?
Shida looks gassed.
>>15761498Too busy gooning
>>15761500needs a cheeseburger power up stat!
>>15761498Mother Wayne
>>15761494I've been ready for months.biggest waste of money in AEW's short history.
>>15761478>why do they persecute me so?
>>15761453Unironically getting in a fight during All Out after what happened last time should be an automatic firing. Fire whoever is trying to take the heat away from this great PPV
>>15761500Did you say Shida is a fat ass?
That was the Worst Frog Splash I've ever seen
>>15761484Like Sasha isn't gonna be a widow from some opiate addict she went to high school with before she gets her Disney moment she so desperately wants.
three slopigos
>>15761500She fat now
HOSS SHIDA
>>15761498Goonin
>>15761494Compare this match to her momo Watanabe match at capital collison
>>15761453Another meta CM Punk reference?
>>15761494I begged Tony not to sign her but he still did.
Holy fuck why's /pw/ so dead right now? We're right in the middle of an AEW PPV with rumors swirling that Tony's going to announce a new TV deal today but the whole board's so fucking quiet. What gives?
>>15761520based
The fans just don't give a fuck about this match
>>15761505>>15761508>>15761520
I prefer fat Shida that ass jiggle is amazing
LMAOOOOO THIS BITCHES WIG FALLING OFF HER HEAD
Any botches? Crowd seems dead
THE WIG IS FALLING OFF
this is a good bad match
>>15761526Schizo's ran most sane posters off, just us sickos now
>>15761511it's an angle dummy
this match is going on way, way, way, way too long
>>15761453>Anonymous>7:18Yeah that was the ring crew exiting the tunnel at the start of MJF Garcia.
>>15761535>>15761537Shida's fighting spirit is THAT strong
What.What the fuck
3 Sloppy Katanas
why does the woman with the personal writer always bring the same, tired in-ring banter
wtf was that? Who rolls out of a pin like that? Shida's finish is now completely buried.
Holy fuck this match sucks. This bitch Mercedes Money is garbage as a wrestler. Wow
>>15761526nobody wants to deal with that one guys autism (you know the one) when the deal gets announced
>>15761538kek it do be like that
Wtf just happened?? Did she just go into business for herself on that pin sell??
wearing fake hair should be banned, safety hazard
the actual drizzling shits here, just fucking end it
GET HER FAT SHIDA
>no sells 3 finishers in a row and rolls out of the pin at 1 and a halffire this bitch holy fuck
Come on Tony, Sasha wants to go back to WWE, please let her
Is Shida washed?
Shida gotta dumper now
HOLY FUCK MERCEDES IS INSANELY BAD WTF WAS THAT HOLY SHIT
Worst match of the night
I guess not every match can be great.
Holy botches batman
Mercedes fucking SUCKS wtf happened
Could Shida eventually rival Deonna in bulking?
this match should have been on the pre card, terrible
>that knee over the facethese bitches were 100% shooting on each other lmao
odd matchshida/mercedes' first match was solid so i don't know what happened here
Mercedes get a better finisher retard
Great match. CEO proving haters wrong again. Wonder what Britt is gonna do now that she is exposed.
These two had zero chemistry
that's a slop finisher
>>15761564>Sasha wants to go back to WWEno she doesn't Tony is paying her more and is giving her everything she wants
>>15761549are you fucking retarded?
Big time Jungle Jack pop there
SCAPEGOAT BROS GET IN HERE
aewtists are gonna try and bury shida to hide mercedes all time awful performance. holy fuck that was bad
Wtf is this bookingWhy does she need a heater if she can win matches on her ownThey should have had kamille run in and screw mone
>mercedes has the worst match on the card, again
>>15761587Also barely needs to work rather than dealing w the e schedule
>2 more matches>90ish minutes leftget comfy, we're in for a couple bangers
What are the odds Mercedes keeps the belt until her contract is up?
>>15761587TONY PLEASELET HER GO
>>15761587>PLEASE DONT GO!!!!! WEEB NEED YOU
Tony better bring Momo over so they can run back that capital collision match
>>15761531
>>15761566>implying she was ever good
did i miss hangman vs swerv?
>>15761596Gotta make CEO look strong
>>15761610ends the night
>>15761597every such cases
>>15761610Main event apu
So was the story supposed to be that Shida couldnt hit the Katana with the hurt leg and that Sasha covered up not getting hurt by three? Because the 2nd one looked like it killed her
>>15761610It’s the Main
if bryan comes out to final countdown then he loses, flight of the valkyries then he's winning
>>15761591No but you must be if you enjoy a Mercedes Money match you fucking dipshit brainlet moran.
Jack Perry should unironically win this and I'm not joking
G O A T M O B I L E
Based GOATmobile.
>>15761610Yes, Nana won
>>15761610It's the last match because it's unsanctioned. Basically if someone dies, Tony or AEW can't get blamed for it
>>15761575they can establish the Super Heavyweight Women's division
TWO BELTS GOAT BROSITS TIME
Shit break match, dont care about manlet boy
LOVE THE SCAPEGOAT
ScapeGoat
ngl I pop for the Scapegoatmobile
Shortbus
>>15761624I see the vision.
THE GOATMOBILE IS OVER WITH ME BROTHER
real glass Chads it's time
A U R A
>>15761608She is, but she's clearly out of shape. I'm sure if she gets back to training and drops the weight she'll be better.
CHICAGO IS SCAPEGOAT TURF NOW
>>15761618the stor was her wig kept falling off and she had to put more effort into keeping it on her head so she didnt humiliate herself than in actually having the match
BIG SCAPE
STORMTROOPERS!
Jungle Shitter
>>15761607I would hold hand in public with Aika, fingers interlocked
This guy still seething over CM Punk?
He does sex with Anna Jay in there
>>15761629>>15761628>>15761620>>15761614ty frens
does bryan win the tnt title if he wins?
this mf shut up and listened to Christian and it's paying massive dividends
JIM ROSS
This heat boutta be GUD>They didn’t pay for Cry Me a RiverDamn
It's almost weird seeing Jack Perry having real aura.Like seeing his transformation from a hot up and comer in jungle boy years ago to this, is pretty neat.
>>15761624I think that would unironically kill AEW. Jack Perry is good, but not ready to be world champion
>>15761658
Jack Perry WonPhil Brooks Lost
Who beat up Jim Ross and forced him to commentate?
>>15761663>Tony hauling out JR's corpse for the last 90 minutesreally wish he wouldn't
>>15761594Shida wasn't all that either anon.
HAHAHAHA THOSE MANLETS IN RIOT GEAR
>>15761679
>>15761662>Mentored by Christian and House of TortureWhat a dimes combo.
FINAL COUNTDOWN LFG
>It's almost weird seeing Jack Perry having real aura.>Like seeing his transformation from a hot up and comer in jungle boy years ago to this, is pretty neat.
the fuck is with the troopers? that would make sense for the next match, not this one
>final countdownYeah that TV deal is done
his entrance at that njpw show was better, desu
Wow Final Countdown again?!!!
>>15761661No, he gets Anna
I hope Bryan kicks Perry's head in
>>15761662And JR. >You can't go as Jungle Boy forever>Dad diesWTF I'm not a trust fund band anymoreHey it's Gob Bluth
FINAL COUNTDOWN BROS WERE BACK
>>15761415katherine_973x
WE LOVE YOU SCAPEGOAT
OH FUCK
>>15761695They're to protect Jack Perry from the CM Punk's hitsquad that's hidden in the crowd.
>Final Countdown for every match until he losesKino
NEW THREAD>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139
>>15761610Yes. Hangman literally hung Swerve and set the arena on fire
>>15761673never thought that what happened at all in and him going going to new japan would lead to him getting a clue, but here we are
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>15761720Im not joining the comfy thread
>>15761720fuck off Bitchtits
>>15761718>Several trannies with dildos that are actually smaller than Jungle Boys kid brother Marko
But AEW bros told me Perry owns Chicago now
>>15761695Perry came out with guards during his njpw resurgence match in Chicago earlier this year.
>>15761745cry me a river chants right now lmao
So how long until JR calls him Daniel Brian
Punk sisters
>>15761526there's no wrestling on, why would the board be active
>>15761720no one's using your gay nigger thread, pedotits
>>15761743CM Punk isn't very smart, he didn't hire the best and Tony Khan's operation knows.
Oh cry me a river~
What if Jacks dad shows up?
>>15761755>>15761755>>15761755AND NEW
>3 years since Brian debutedwhere does the time go
>>15761776then their must be a necromancer in the arena somewhere
>>15761781This guy looks familiar
Danielson has to carry this shitter
>Perry sonning DanielsonPretty based
>>15761781THAT'S A FAKE NEXT THREAD. HERE'S THE REAL ONE:>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139>>15761139
>>15761788Kamala
What did Jungle Boy mean by this
>>15761782Honest to god we lost two fucking years to Phils egomanic bullshit and we didnt even know it the first 6 months when we were still high on him Cole and Bryan debuting
>>15761808T Posing is a sign of arrogance
>>15761815Cole should've never been signed
>>15761815>we lostYou're not part of the team, lil bro. Nobody employed by AEW thinks about you, even a little bit.
Danielson trying to kill himself
>>15761782Tony can't book
>>15761850Tony cares about each and every one of us.
>>15761850Tony does
>>15761850What are you even trying to say pajeet?
>>15761884If my straightforward, simplistic statement confounds you then I must wonder if you are not, in fact, the pajeet.
Choppa time
>>15761720refrain from breathing. indefinitely.
>>15761180