TONIGHT from Lexington Kentucky>Jon Moxley appears LIVE after his horrific actions at ALL OUT>Jack Perry vs Lio Rush for the TNT Championship>Sammy Guevara vs Ricochet>Mariah May(c) vs Queen Aminata in a Women's World Championship Eliminator Match>Tag Team Casino Gauntlet Match to decide will face The Young Bucks at Grand Slam
EXCLUSIVE: Post AEW All Out words from Statlander & Hathaway, Takeshita, & MORE! | 9/8/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qO3i_lKV8
WE WANT TDP
based
>>15793206Hey, I usually start off the Dynamite gamethreads....
>>15793753Cry me a river
>>15793206Delicious. Finally, some good fucking wrestling.
>>15793206Dire
>>15794164We don't describe our genitals in here.
Tony doesn't have the balls to announce the new deal on 9/11.
>>15794173You have a strange obsession with genitals is it the fact you lost yours? Perhaps you cut them off in a failed attempt to become what you could never touch, a woman?
ANOTHER CASINO GAUNTLET
>>15794233We don't self reflect here either, this isn't your blog.
>>15794234LE FUN
Kino
>>15793206Absolutely based card
Today is going to be so fucken good. God I love AEW and posting with my friends here. Fun in its purity :D
CM punk won
>>15793206>Moxley doing BCC2>Jack Perry vs Lio Rush>Sammy vs Ricoshit>womeme shit>seeing who gets to job to the Bucks when they book themselves to go over againEasy milly bros.
>>15793206>perry vs the one man smaller than him>sammy vs ricoshityeah im feeling a 590k rating based on this card.
>>15794739
>>15793206Are Mina and MJF going to be on the show?
>>15794770YOU SICK FUCKYOU SICK FUCKYOU SICK FUCK
>>15793206It's simple.No Christian, no watch.
>>15793206>tag team casino gauntletmfw the outrunners win
>>15793206game time!
Finally some wrestling. It's good to be back Elite Chads
>>15795043NEW VHS DROPPEDhttps://x.com/AEW/status/1833927834718314926
Where's the draws?
>>15795130are you blind?lio rush is right there
>>15793247
>>15795115holy based
>>15795240wait whatthats less than 300 people...this cant be real surely
>>15793206Swineamite still hasn't been renewed, pig faggots.
>>15795240>>15795280you best believe in ghost townsyoure in one
is the tag thing supposed to be the main event >>15795280go look on the ticket master page if you dont believe me
>>15795174snug fit
>>15794750i bet all the manlets are begging to get in a feud with rush just so they look legit by comparison. hes probably the most popular guy backstage, getting 20 gift hampers every day etc
>>15793206KINO
>>15795685BASED
I haven't watched in a while, maybe a bigger fan than me can help me catch up. I remember there were rankings, and then there weren't, and then there were again, but now I don't know what the status of them is. How are title matches determined, exactly, as in the case of the Lio Rush match?
>>15795731its basically a mixture not50 percent who the bucks are friends with and feel like booking50 percent who has brown nosed tony successfully this month
>>15795737would wear
>>15795755>Grit?
>>15795748Is it really arbitrary like that? I'm confused because I know the champion eliminator thing gives a non-title match that leads to a title match if you win. Did Lio have one of those, or is this just a random title bout?
>>15795771the whole ranking and 'sports based feel' thing is dead yeah
>>15795774Well, I remember the interim stuff with Mox/Punk and Rosa/Hayter feeling really out of place, back when I was more heavily watching. The championship eliminator thing, in of itself, might be interesting, but it does seem undermined when on the same card somebody is getting a title match without having to do anything to earn it.
Asuka, Kairi, Iyo and Giulia are all pedophiles
>>15795787I think it was Storm, not Hayter actually. My bad on the hazy memory.
>>15795787everyone gets matches without earning it now
>>15795774it hamstrings booking more than it helps. especially now without dark/elevation to pad wins, it would make rampage and collision somehow even worse
>>15795798Without being inflammatory, are there multiple people booking the show? The logical inconsistencies on the same card are jarring, to say the least. I like AEW as a concept, but it's hard to stay invested when there's a lack of consistency.
im going but its not look too good lads >prays for machine guns
>>15795807people assume its only khan booking it, but meltzer has heavily implied the young bucks are involved too.
>>15795807the consistency is having decent matches on dynamite and banger ppvs. there really hasn't been much consistency otherwise from the start. the only thing the rankings system did was force whoever was getting pushed to rack up wins in squash matches on the youtube shows.
>>15795737my wifes son loves this design
>>15793206bitchtits seething as he
>>15793206>Ricoshit>Jack Perry>Lio Rush>Sammy GuevaraIt's like AEW's begging to not get any ratings.
>>15795830the deal is done cry more faggot
>>15795820I wish they'd just lean into that then. Rampage and Collision seem unnecessary with so young of a company. Stick with one show, stack it with the cream of the crop so you get your bangers and a regular cast of characters to invest in as a viewer, then have those guys put on epics on PPVs - which there also shouldn't be so damn many of. It's like they want the WWE model but having only invested a fraction of the time investing in their product and brand.
>>15794803I don't get it
>>15794803Lmao I love how this fucking tranny has an aew bias, so fick cm punk :( BUT COLT CABANA IS COOL :D
>>15795844tl;dr tranny fell for Punk's liberal gimmick, then learned his past was the polar opposite and is devastated by the news
>>15795900>devastated >tranny pinned her meeting CM Punk on her page and still hasn't taken it downHe truly fucking won
Still Tony
>>15795900Philfags are just as delusional as he is
>>15796010kek tony do be the best in the world
>>15796026at wasting money
>>15796032AEW is worth billions
>>15796044And he won't even pay you a single penny for defending him. Why do it for free?
>>15796044of meltzer stars. unfortunately for tony they are not considered a legit currency in most countries
i show you guys the tarps when i get seated later
>>15796079i kneel.
Can't watch tonight because I'm going out for my mom's birthday. Hope you niggas have fun.
>>15796051He pays me in kino
>>15796088by the time rampage starts ill be in the front row i bet
>>15796111Understandable, carry on.
Surprise team is the hurt syndicate, not MCMG
>>15796098How old is your mom?
>>15796134>more ejectsbelieveable sadly
https://x.com/AEW/status/1833973793888633181 our guys saying to get a clue and wear some deodorant
>>15796134Bobby and MVP or Bobby and Shelton?
>>15796134Just what the roster needs: more castoffs to get lost in the toy box. Hell, even running my fig fed as a kid I didn't book every wrestler because I knew it was quality over quantity. Sad that an adult billionaire never learned that lesson.
I don’t really care for shelton and mvp but I like bobby so I’m conflicted
>>15796134what is mcmg even doing? I think I saw them advertised for some indies. are they waiting for wwe? do they just not give a fuck anymore?
>>15796209>sheltoni sleep>sheldonreal shit
>>15796277>A.L ELTE WRRESTLINGhuh what u mean?
>>15795685who's the artist of this? reminds me of Francesco Francavilla
It’s happening
>>15796134we dont fucking want them
>>15796350gimme bobbo vs darby, just wanna see how far he can hurl him
>>15796350pretty annoyed at this. the last thing aew needs is another 3 50 year olds taking up tv time
we live in a society where lashley vs okada will probably happen at some point
We gonna get LAAASHLEYYY LAAAASHLEYYYYY LAAAAASHLEYYYYY back? Fuck, Tony, poach Lio just for that. You already did way worse to NJPW anyway
>>15796362Kino
>>15796350I don't want it
Jericho's power is waning I see
>>15796378Not Tony's problemNot Bobbo's desire to make cash's problem
>>15796355if they’re there to help refresh and rebuild the tag division I’m cool with it
hangman should stab someone else tonight
>>15796353What led you to tripfagging on an anonymous website, you super special snowflake? What a feminine attention-seeking faggot.
>>15795130>Where's the beef!
>>15793206I'm going to watch it with my girlfriend (male) but I hope there won't be any chocking with bags involved again or she will be terrified and think I'm some freak
Finally, some good fucking wrestling!
>>15796431WWE is on tonight? Based!
>>15796429this webm is right desuonly two options for a sub 5'7 ''man''turn trans or wrestle for aew
>>15796350He also said Mina was going to wrestler mariah soon And that Miyu Yamashita would be in NXT
>>15796400Will he even be there tonight?
>>15796534Idk man I'm not Tony Khan
"Jon Moxley Live"is the name of AEW's new show on Fox
I hate Tony Khan why does he deliver great PPVs but the most random dog shit booked television? Thrown together cards as if he just asks "Who wants to work tonight?"
>>15796598yeah its an alcoholics anonymous show
>>15796601pretty sure he just uses some AI program to book or picks names out of a hat he doesnt have time to properly book like 4 shows a week
>>15796601I'm convinced he just throws darts around a board or something
Will people complain if there's no new toys in the tag match?
>>15796632i dont even want any more new toys anymore. especially no old wwe shitters. we have enough guys under contracti just want good booking which we havnt got for years
>>15796632we want effy and allie katch!!
>>15796596prove it
>>15796670I have never done any cocaine
>>15796691Okay I trust you
>>15793206please wrestling Gods give aew win for once
>>15794842Mina is back in Japan and MJF is back in Long Island ot whatever burrow he crawled out of
>>15796743true kino
I'm here but I don't see any tarps?
casino gauntlet match is cool but i think tony has been using it too much
>>15793206>>Tag Team Casino Gauntlet Match to decide will face The Young Bucks at Grand Slamwhat's the gimmick for this? I always forget how the casino matches work
>>15796874yeah I’m interested in seeing how it translates in a tag match but after tonight it shouldn’t be used for a while, they need to keep it special
Apparently the Costco Guy and Colt Cabana are going to be a team in the gauntlet match
Isn’t it kinda crazy they still haven’t found that guy in Kentucky
Can anyone explain why this is happening please?im out of the loop
>>15796919Holy comedic dimes
>>15796927Tony doesn't book matches that people want to buy tickets for outside of PPVs
>>15796943Don't forget that they never announce anything for the weekly shows till a few days before
>>15796925nky here...dude is probably hiding in the gorge by now
>>15793206I'm there. Not a single piggy in sight. I was so worried about the unsolicited smell of a wild fat Edrone.
>>15795854Nobody gives a shit about Colt but his butt buddies in the back
>>15797025Prove it.
>>15793207>26K views >3 days agogrim
>>15793206I'm open to giving Ricochet a chance in AEW but booking him against Sammy is retarded. He should be feuding with Pac or some lucha guy. Sammy is horrible
>>15797025No, what you're smelling is desperation, sadness, your own virginity, and Cheeto dust.
>>15796391>refresh and rebuild the tag divisionYou know what could really refresh the division? Mark Davis coming back and Aussie Open having a run with the tag titles. Seriously, it's been over a year now and there's still no word on him
>>15797063This feels shopped
>>15797063that dude has had the worst fucking luck, hopefully he's good to go for straya gs
>>15797074It's damn real.
>>15797063He might just be being kept back for now so that when he comes back they can go hard rather than he turns up then is just sorta there for a while.
>>15797063chat is this real?
>>15796943He used to. Those were the days.
>>15797098This was peak AEW before it all fell apart.
>>15797104Fuck CM Phil
Lmao Mercedes bood just for pretaped action figures ad
>>15797118I agree, but you can blame money mark Tony first.
>>15797113Is that real?
>>15797063
>>15797113Pretty good turn out for the hardcam side
>>15797126based heel ceo
>>15796747Insane kino when Swerve reversed and got on top
>Debuts and burrys Mariah May
>>15797142Yeah the other side is empty
>>15797153>no penis bulgepass
>>15797154those seats are for the ghosts
>>15797154
>>15796391The solution to refreshing and rebuilding the tag division already exists
>>15797176Yeah they’re great, good to see them getting more tv time lately.
>>15797176What the hell happened to Kidd Bandit....
Tony’s master plan: AEW ON EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEKShockwave (Mondays on Fox)Ring of Honor (Tuesdays on Honor Club)Dynamite (Wednesdays on TBS)All Axxess (Thursdays on Max)Rampage (Fridays on TBS)Collision (Saturdays on TNT)Pay Per View (Sundays, Every 3 weeks)
>>15797185He got a clue on and got over
>>15796899That's because Tony uses the work Casino in front of every new type of stipulation he comes up with. Luckily this time he came up with a good one.Two wrestlers start in the ring, then more get added one by one, but at arbitrary, narrative friendly intervals rather then a set pace. And unlike a Rumble, its to the *first* pinfall or submission, so can be won at any point, so you want to be in first rathe then last. Roddy was bitching he was still in line to get in when Osprey won the second one. I think they said in the regular ones they have 21 participants, so this could be an absolute mess with half of the damn roster in it. I expect shenanigans and/or tomfoolery.
>>15797189cant wait bros. its gonna be amazing and mad comfy to have an aeDUB show on nightly
We could've had some kino Penta matches with his Joker gimmick to coincide with the release of Joker 2 in theaters, but that retard Penta chose to walkaway. Probably could've made Harley Cameron his manager with a Harley Quinn gimmick too
>>15797074nah the Aussie Open guys are shoot 6'4" and FTR are about the size of Ricky Morton at best
>>15797189really excited for this.
>>15797199Honestly more wrestlers getting mad at winners of these matches because they didn't even get to be in them would be a kinda cool "low intensity" start to some angles.
>>15797189>>15797204>>15797234nobody cares about your head canon trevor, stop talking to yourself
I will now watch your program
>>15797189only reason shockwave would exist is to do something like this
>>15797236Unfortunately he just went "TONY! Give me a shot at Swerve!" And Tony awkwardly said it was a good idea while grinning at the camera like a fool. But since he clearly isn't going to hold back from running these kinds of matches whenever he feels like, we'll have many more opportunities. >>15797265Huzzah, father has returned home.
>>15797265BASED
Fuse status?
>>15797189>Ring of Honor (Tuesdays on Honor Club)So he couldn't get it on TruTv?
>>15797189would tony actually be retarded enough to try this?wwe did it in 2008 with the ecw and main event shows…didnt end well, obviously
>>15797243i dont wanna see this fucking shit
W or L?
folks, where is the lie?
>>15797309Mortos don’t miss
>>15797265BASED AND KINO
>>15797309How the fuck did Tony find a shoot minotaur anyway?
>>15797309Quickly, who does he come out with as a tag partner for the gauntlet, and who does Hologram come out with immediately after?
>>15797327I want him to start a legit team with Rush
How many viewers do Rick O Shit and Sammy run off tonight?
>>15797309Can he say that?
>>15797321CCML. Had to redesign his horns due to copyright however. >>15797330Now that's a good goddamn idea. Plus I always want Callas collecting more guys like a pokemon trainer.
>>15797338How many girls have your phone number?
I'm just glad the BCC stuff is finally ending
Mox is looking better
KINOINO
fucking based mox
Another Drunk Moxley Promo
Mox back to drinking thus back to kino
this is fucking gold
Wtf even are these audio issues bro
Yeah I'm out
I want Shafir to make me submit
If they want to sell out Arthur Ashe then do Mox vs Bryan there
wait why are we choosing war
this would be based if mox was a good wrestler
FFUUUUUUUUCK
>War, war never changes.
OTKONE TRUE KING
Marinas back is working me into a shoot
KINO.
>>15797321Mantaur may have sucked as a wrestler but he had a child during a tour of Mexico. The BEAST MORTOS will be greater than his father even was
>Elite and BCC claiming ownership of AEWKenny gonna have to clean up this house when he gets back.
LIL NIGGA
I'm happy they opened with what I was interested in alreadythat's it guys, see you next week
Creeps and Liars status?
>>15797349About 50, your mom included.
Didn't Kentucky mark out for AZM?
CHRISTIAN FUNDIMENTALISM
>>15797352No, it's evolving into it's true form
Dynamite used to start with a match every single week.
That was a breddy guy promo
mox will take darby's spot at Arthur Ashe
Moxley is going to rub Darby's make-up off with his bald head, while making Renee watch.
AURA
>>15797389Christian Fundimentalism Christian MenChristian Values
>infinite auramany people are saying this
>>15797379He did a Dave Grohl?
>>15797392Tony probably thinks the ratings are sinking because the show isn't formatted like Monday Night BLAH
INFINITEAURA
>Christian Cage has skibiti toilet aura
THIS NIGGA GOT INFINITE AURA
Christian has to carry this show with MJF and Swerve out
>what chantsnever come back to this shithole
KILLBITCH WE DID IT
>>15797413he's not wrong
what chanters deserve the rope
>Christian finally acknowleding his other son>Only to put him down againThis is how you get rebellious children!
Kentucky too stupid to call him by his real name
>>15797308Looks decent
If you told me several years ago that Christian would carry an entire promotion on his back, I would 100% believe you
KillBitch
AY YO THEY BE SAYIN CHRISTIAN CAGE NO CAP HAS INFINITE AURA ON GOD
>>15797420WHAT chants are fine and its a nice fuck you to predictable WWE style promos
lmao
>>15797432frfr no cap?
>cte name dropayy lmao
>>15797342Only his species is allowed to say that
just punched the FUCK out of my xbox controller. fucking GARBAGE bluetooth “”””technology”””” randomly not working at all and missed the whole first segment cause i couldn’t even click on TBS. why is technology getting worse and worse? i might just start breaking anything that doesnt work. will help narrow down what isnt a waste of time.
BASED PATRIARCH
Was Nick just checking out his mom?
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>15797433Change it up, someone try and start a HUH chant or something similar
Renee status?
kip sighting
>>15797380Hopefully he finally gets a clean win against Moxley
>>15797442Calm down sperg. Have a coke or something.
>kipp sabian
>>15797442Planned obsolesence and chinese construction by retard bugmen
takeshita looking goodt
Takeshita looking zesty
>Mama Wayne
>>15797449young and nubile
Fletcher's been stepping up this year. Got rid of the skinnyfat physique finally.
Little Orphan Pip Sabian
Luv Renee!
You can't just say that when Mark exists Kyle.
>>15797449yummy wummy as usual, really love her figure in that dress this week
Um Mark Davis bros...
>>15797449The usual old and haggard
well at least takeshita being forgotten is an angle now
SCAPEGOAT MOBILE
takesoup is huge
Smackdown got cancelled
>>15797415Well we are in good hands then.
Damn Fletcher looking good in that suit. Like a fucking Horseman
>The Scapegoat van is hereand it's gonna be blown up
>Shitter Novela of Holojobber Crapvent
Jack gets his own short bus fucking sweet
Takeshita giving Bolo Yeung vibes
THE GOATMOBILE ARRIVES
>>15797468>luv REN-AAACKKK
Did Perry make Ana park the car?
based scapechad
I still appreciate how the Scapegoat intro sting fits the HoT, Ruckus doing good work there.
ScrapBitch
>>15797383Ate them
THE SEX GOAT JACK PENIS
>>15797487Say it to my face headshrinker doko or whatever your name is
>>15797494good lord those things are massive. felt my little soft pecker quiver when i opened the pic
scapeGOAT
190 pounds, this nigga bulking up
I wonder how long until the Bucks get the clue they are ratings cancer and should just be producers.
>>15797492You just KNOW he's fucked Anna in there.
perry will never get over and will never be over
I'm afraid to report that Jungle Bitch Hack Fairy is no longer a pillar
big scape looking lean and mean
So Top Flight decided not to support Lio?
Jack Perry kidnapped a bunch of special ed kids kicked them off their bus on the highway then spraypainted it black just to drive in for todays show
Lio Rush has retired more than Terry Funk
BOBBYHIT EM WITH YA FAVORITE POSE
>>15797518Sadly, Sammy too.
Really nigga?
>>15797513My guess is 2-3 years. IIRC they basically wanted to be done in ring by 40/early 40s.
gimmick is being zesty while strutting about in a winter coat
>>15797518He's a lucky man getting to see her get railed by Hobbs up close.
>>15797522Getting ready for the Gauntlet
OH CRY ME A RIVER
ScapeGOAT
Giant Kentucky wild man in the front row
>>15797513Problem is they don't have any chemistry with FTR and Lucha Bros are gone.
new thread?
>>15797541tfw you'll never have a threesome with jack and anna
will rush retire after this?
>>15797544They might work well with the new guys like MxM, GYV and Outrunners.
lets just keep posting in here til page 10. no need for a new thread
>>15797529I mean if you're gonna report that at least include the appropriate image
Perry will always be known as "that guy who pissed off CM Punk and got choked"
>>15797555Is this a recent picture?
>>15797555Nice trips Kumquat but your trips are off
>>15797555good lord. my cock immediately got pulsatingly hard from this
>>15797365>>15797365NEW
>>15797563kys my man
>>15797365>>15797365>>15797365>>15797365NEEEEEEEEEW
>>15797153who, name?
