TONIGHT from Lexington Kentucky>Jon Moxley appears LIVE after his horrific actions at ALL OUT>Jack Perry vs Lio Rush for the TNT Championship>Sammy Guevara vs Ricochet>Mariah May(c) vs Queen Aminata in a Women's World Championship Eliminator Match>Tag Team Casino Gauntlet Match to decide will face The Young Bucks at Grand Slam
>>15797365There a good pirate stream?
dean embroiled is hater on the other players like Brian danielson and critin cahge had giant said some words on tv and they sounded stupi
>>15797365Based
Finally, some rasslin
None of the advertised matches are worthy of the main event. The show is definitely closing with an angle.
>>15797553>/pol/ jacks off to this
The new Joker movie is a travesty. Shan't be watching
didnt lio rush retire and call AEW “RACIST” ?
>>15797562Moxley takeover angle
>>15797562Like.. Kurt?
>>1579754Perry needs to pull an Unc and go live
Jack Perry starting the show? this is gonna be another 500k
Fraid so
>>15797411Just put on an eyepatch and pay for Sling
>>15797562this. it will be a Kurt Angle, specifically. hes joining moxleys supergroup
>>15797365Why this nigga Lio got Rune boots on
WTF Aubrey Ed did her job for once
>>15797570scapegoat needs roids bruh
>>15797585Angle and Shane close?
>>15797572He realized that Swole isn't worth defending
>>15797562hurt business incoming
>>15797575>>15797585
>>15797588The refs only referee when they're working an angle. The Tag Matches are the worst. They are just team matches, tagging and other tag rules are optional.
bros i ran for 20 minutes then washed my car in 90 degree heati wanna shower but an exterminator came and sprayed in my bathtub. should i just embrace my STANK like a true wrestling fan, or risk insecticide poisoning?
Fightful reporting that the Hurt Business will be managed by Anna Jay
AEW and WWE should both use the Japan system of two weight tiers
Lio loopy
Perry left quick
>>15797599Go outside and rinse off with a hose for now then shower later
>>15797588Commentary made a point that the Bucks were yelling at her before the show
SCAPEGOAT
>>15797599Do you have a hose?
>arrives>beats that nigga down>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>15797611Anna is my favorite jobber
Lio Rush just retired and Excrement is fucking up more than normal
that was a good line from Perry
>Aminata is backHOLY FUCKPOST LEWDS!!
kek does the match and takes off, true Jungle Chad fashion
nigga kept the bus running
scapemobile is so sick
that match was kind of short if Lio Rush did something like a shooting star press or more time to shine it would have been better
Alex Marvez still does not belong on TV
That was a lot of exhaust smoke
Ospreay vs Takeshita tho
wow hangman is here
I stopped watching before Swerve/Hangman so I could watch TJPW. I will never watch it.
>>15797626What did Queen Amidala mean by this?
based pyro, Hanger the new GOAT
Luv Renee!!
Hangma'am is still a dimeless shitter
I LOVE YOU HANGER
>>15797626you think she would take pity and pleasure my 5.2 inch white cock?
Hangman has the crazy eye
>>15797642by gawd
>>15797642oh lawd
LEILA
>>15797626God I wanna play X-men in Genosha with her as Storm with a mutant inhibitor collar on and me as a Cameron Hodge
DO IT HANGMAN END DOUBLE J
>>15797642
based jarrett pop
Adam Page is the reason "cinema" wrestling exists today. He is insanely influential.
>>15797642cocoa butter braps
S L A P N U T S
Typical gAyEW sound problems.What a fly-by -night operation.
Based elder statesman JJ giving hangman advice he's rejecting, truly the most in depth storyline.
THE LAST OUTLAW DOUBLE JJ
Jarrett has to carry Hangma'am yet again
The Last Outlaw trying to reason with Hangman was a bad move
When did JJ become face?
Hanger shooting here
>old and haggard>clap clap clapclapclap
>BREE WOO BREE WOO>BREE WOO BREE WOO>BREE WOO
lmao hangman ain't wrong nobody asked you
nother week, nother kino hangman segment
Hanger vs Jarrett is THE MATCH
Double J with the biggest pop of the night
Double J can still promo
It was nice to see that Dark Order callback
HANGMAN
>>15797642my GOD….id barely last 30 seconds inside that. imagine her giggling as you unload between those cheeks
>Karen's voiceMy ears
That kid did not want that furag
WTF
Alex fucking getting it!
>>15797673After his Owen Hart Cup promo, i think
>>15797673When he didn't instantly win a title, now we just need him to win all the titles.
>pp and kommanderkek, that's pretty based
the hangman and moxley storylines are propping up aew rn. great stories. private party too?? we are so back
>>15797673During the Owen Cup tourny. I have always hated hi for a variety of reasons but he managed to win me over
Ummm how did Hanger go from being anxious millennial soiboy to best character arc in the entire company?
I hope Tony gets a bad deal so he has to fire nerds like these
JON CRUISE JAWS FIRST
are these guys street profits but aew version
>Leila Grey is Top Flight's valethuh
Steet Profits at Home and a nother Lucha Shitter
>SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ
D E A N
>Kommander stuck under Shafir's putBros
wish i was kommander for a second
basedfuck private party
>>15797693Go back to the Fed bruh. This aint for you.
>>15797703Depressed cowboy was good too. Hanger just gets character work.
JEONG MOSQUE LI
>>15797703Literally always has been
IT WAS A FAKE MATCH
jon cruz bros......
MOX SAVING US FROM THIS BULLSHIT
>WE'RE GOING TO UNIONIZEBAH GAWD
He ain't Kommanding SHIT!
>>15797687So 20 seconds more than usual then?
WHAT?
>>15797709I do this with the bros all the time
Why is Moxley hanging out with another man's wife? What does Renee have to say about that?
HERE COMES THE MONNEEEEYYYYY!!
DA BASTERD
THE BASTAD
>>15797709Webms like this bring out my inner Kazakhstani.
>>15797731renee is a cuckquean
Pac is fucking based
How Drunk is Moxley?
>tfw every "we own this company now angle" just makes me more hype because I feel like this is all setup for the cleaner's return as the ultimate company babyface.
PP not being in the gauntlet is kinda lame
Undisputed Kingdom, The Elite, The BCC, are there any other heel factions that want to take over the company???
>>15797741Based
can barely understand that nigga
>>15797731Renee better keep her mouth shut or Shafir will stick her toes down her mouth and make her choke on them
>>15797732I still like the idea of Shockwave GM Shane OMac
Pac improved once he moved away from the Mexican jumping beans
>>15797715that dance was cringe
>Gamethread #3lol lmao even
>>15797726memes aside the shortest i ever had was 10 seconds. my ex, years after breakup, just came onto me when i was driving her back from a party. we made our way to the back seat, i slipped into her, and the intensity of the moment (plus emotions of it being my ex) sent me over the edge. she bounced maybe 3 times and i groaned while pulsating out 10 big shots.she said NOTHING. was dead silent theb whole car ride home. and we still havent talked since (3 years). haunts me to this day.
>this is our company now oh ok
This nigga geekin
>>15797749When the elite killed Tony Khan they turned AEW into the wild west.
>>15797753that's why it's basedexcept Asspray, he sounds like focken mong
>>15797703>best character.... le arc!Go back to red dit bitch
>>15797747I miss him so fucking much..
>>15797770this guy don't know what actual mongs sound like, Will's just an Essex boy. Which is different because they have cocaine in the water supply.
>>15797747KEEEEEEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>15797767Harder drugs time
Did anyone else just have a random Spanish UFC commercial?
Can't wait for a Hangman/Double J feud I wanna see Karen get buckshot lariat'd so fucking bad
Evil fucking commercial. Fuck Walgreens
>>15797754Would it air on Dynamite?
>>15797764I had that happen the first time I did anal with an old girlfriend of mine. Kind of embarassing and I couldnt BS by saying it was normal since she had blown me plenty of times
I miss Lenny
>>15797757Like I said, go back to the Fed. This ain't for you.
I wear my pants high like the Bad Apple
>The Unfunny Cringestersthat shit is still on the air?
HI GUYS
something has gotta be happening in that parking lot later tonight, right
Fuck off JeriKaren
whast the end game for the new BCC?
Oh fuck Chris found Orange's dong
>>15797792It would be one of those online backstage segments
My ass thought it was supposed to look like that
CALLBACK
>Suit hasnt been washed in 4 yearsIMAGINE
Thise jansport backpacks were outlawed in my school district after Columbine
>Learning TreeI sleep.
Oh no JeriKaren found Pocket's Tony Khan-shaped Dildo.
Seriously this the only group Jerchio has made where it wasent just him being with them that got them attention. Bill is fucking great on the mike this whole run
>>15797817Lol, same. I doubt it's the same one, but who knows.
Fletcher looked better than Ricochet
>>15797822so like typical edrone clothes?
Another match where Trevor wont wash out the fed stink
Do people think Justin Roberts is good? I think he's terrible and shrill.
>Rick O'Shea vs Sammy Rapevaraguaranteed worst quarter of the night
ricochet is far more cringe/offensive on twitter than dax
GAYYYYY
SAMMY MAH BOI
>>15797838You have to understand why he said what he did
It's insane how Janetty of the young pillars Sammy is
>nega-pop for Samuel.G
Crazy that there was a time when sammy was over
Suck my balls AEW Shiori poster.
>>15797845We found the one sammy fan on /pw/
>>15797839Suggestion: don't go on twitter.
Sammy should be in tna
if anything Sammy should be booked every show to keep trash mone off the show, worst signing ever
hope sammy breaks his neck on a 450 tonight
gods I swear I thought that was a woman before realizing it's this sammy
>O'shea vs Sami GaynTake a drink for every flip
>>15797851HI GUYS
>>15797853Nah you should
symmetric match
I know its early but I'm rating this match: *****
>No Beaner bootleg DBZ entrance.SOULLESS
>>15797859I knew it was you Jericho!
>someone just texted me asking if I was watching the VMAs>in 2024How is this still a thing?
why hasnt rick o'shea acknowledged the hardcam side
is sammy the furthest fallen wrestler in aew history?went from being a “pillar” challenging for the AEW championship…to publicly shitting on his relationship, getting suspended, nearly fired, having a child before mairrage, faking a retirement on youtube, and now doing ROH…
this guy can replace sammy
How long has Sammy been away from Dynamite?
>>15797846I get it I love me some caramel bitches as well
oh brother
>>15797859bases sammy still in the jericho vortex
>>15797871think he re-signed recently
>>15797871DALE GAS
>>15797871>Not Jose the Assistant
>>15797868NPCs love their award shows
Did he died?
god damn
Sammy needs to go to WWE or something, he needs an entirely new environment to bring something unique out of him
Sammy is only good at jumping off shit
****
richochet made a big mistake not coming back as prince puma, KING puma even
>>15797889We need to start putting these profiligates in a cross
The piped in "Holy Shit" chants after that awful spot
i dont know a lot about wrestling but it looks kinda rehearsed
>>15797901what
>>15797889profligates such as these belong on a cross.
>Sammy's already injured RicochetImpressive.
>fat bitch diapers
>>15797896Mortos will kidnap him, put him in his labyrinth while chasing him in a life or death situation which will cause him to evolve into Puma
>>15797868I think the last one I ever watched was when Lady Gaga was dancing in a G-string. That had to be what, 10 years ago?
>>15797910Thats the one that won the gold in this made up bullshit event right?
Pam got fat Sammy doesn't deserve the hate
>>15797905fake? for a better word? why are they waiting for each other? to flip around like spot monkeys
imaging bagging that heffer and she gotta diaper on just like an average edrone
>>15797917Opposite. Got a zero
>VMAs>still recognize five namesI'm not dead yet
>>15797921hey you do know about wrestling if you're saying spot monkeys!!!
>>15797910>sissy from france
>>15797899>>15797906the fuck? Is this a meme I'm not aware of?
JIM'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS
lol
>im sorry
>MOX & DARBYDIMES
>>15797868My guess is people who don't have any real talent live vicariously through it.
Rico still ain't got that fed stink off
>>15797887Are there any good matches of him?
Holy shit at that fat balding woman AEW fans are ugly
>the hype of ricochet
>>15797932It's a common term outside of wrestling, not like AEWtist wrestletards like you would know
>>15797915Remember the one where she wore the meat dress? That.... happened.
>>15797940>>15797923
Ricochet close to the stairs
>>15797837He's no Howard Finkle.
>>15797940>Depend>For the wheelchair-bound Irish 55-year-old wrestling fans who just can't hold it in
>>15797954omg why are you so mean!!!
>>15797950His job was to look real jacked baby
I unironically love these flippy niggas
Flip Forever... KEK even the fans know this is a clown show
HOLY BASED
I've personally always liked Sammy.
bro that was crazy right there
>>15797936Jesus fucking christ dude how old are you exactly/ Because if the answer isnt EXTREMLY E-Drone old or hyper skibibby toilet young theres no reason you shouldnt know of the Legion
ol Rick still has a bit of the juice
>>15797940need to bring back the Venus women's pubic razors demo
Rico will singlehandedly kill Cornette
ricochet's insanely weak kicks
Goddam Richochet is good.
>>15797974Suck my balls Shiori.
sports based spot monkey presentation
>>15797972The break up with Pam and seemingly instantly dating Tay turned his whole career around
Nah I love AEW but its a shame Ric had to tell the fans to move himself
LETS GO
>>15797987Present them n00b
>>15797910Didn't know Matt Riddle was at the Olympics
>>15797974>Chinese cartoonsAh that explains why I have no clue wtf you were talking about
>>15797983they've always been weak but the WWE does the fast zooming when he does them so they look more impactful
i ate 20+ tyson nuggets, potatoes, and a giant broccolii am farting like CRAZY. cant even sit still during the match cause im gassing myself out
FALSE FINISH #2 OUT FOR 19
that axe kick was pretty sweet icl
Good match. Both guys were in their element
good spear
Lel that fucking stomp
PAM GODS WE WON
Sammy's downfall is crazy
>>15797910It's kinda sad how meme'd she got for this, because she full knew she couldn't beat the younger girls so tried to do something different and the exposure her local scene is likely to get from this might actually be immensely helpful for it in it's kinda dire state.
Rico-Shit gets to put on Finger Up
>>15797977Why? It's not like girls are watching AEW anymore.
mortos better kill this dude
so competitive noone gets over
>>15797914Are you a wizard anon
based Mortos getting more and more tv time
>spoiled what he was going to do on X and nobody knew cause nobody can understand Minotaur Based Mortos
>>15797974>>15797994>Worshipping the Janetty of English Vtubers
>>15797914Oh shit, he damn well tried!
>Sammy chantsNot so fast, Pamsimps.
>>15797976im sorry
>>15797999Are you feeling like you might not make it to the bathroom on time? Need some added insurance?Have I got the product for you
>>15797914based and lore pilled
luv mortossimple as
Admire Sammy's dedication to doing dumb things
>>15797996A Western RPG called Fallout New Vegas made by the people that originally created Fallout not the people that bought the liscense and made games where the plots didnt make sense. In it a based group kills degenerates with literal crucifiction including an entire town of Californians as punishment for betraying people
I don’t usuantly with this but is it is really bad I cant belif what I have seen it is so offensive
Rico got most the fed stink off
i havent kept track hasnt Willow won a majority of their matches? Stalander winning the feud seems weird if so
>>15798032Shut the fuck up diaper.We shit the couch on this board.
>>15797999
>>15798040sar!
>>15798040damn nigga you really are from India
>>15798042Just jack off and stop watching this is my opinion
>shooting the ceiling of the arena againAlways the saddest thing they do every week
>>15798038The legion is literally LARPing and is basically fucked no matter what because Caesar is a pseud that misunderstands Hegelian dialectics in an incredibly infuriating way. The NCR is also doomed and I hate that people didn't realise that when playing the game.
for me its the chicken sisters
>>15798054idk why they show the ceiling when nobody sits up there every week
>>15798036Sammy has a real "fuck it, we ball." Mindset
>>15798058Hmm then I wonder who should come out on top then?
>>15798043I can dig itsucka
new>>15798070>>15798070>>15798070>>15798070
>>15798064jesus is up there, always watching
Okada wondering why an old and haggard lady is interviewing him instead of Mercedes
>That one guy that's so into Okada he's buying into his blatent lies and is completely audible.
bitch
>>15798067I like men now
BAH GAWD ITS NOT DARBY IT'S DERBY
>>15798073House is also doomed, fallout as a setting is basically "everyone is doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past by looking to the past and not beyond the past and into a new vision" which makes it fitting that the neo-feudal system is the one that manages to persist. People hate it, but "clean my codpiece slave, and eventually you might have slaves cleaning your codpiece" is a pretty simple system of running shit.
>>15797365Why hasn't Tony announced a new deal yet?
