[Great News] Maika's got what all the boys want (alcohol)
a toast! to buxom Japanese women who are neither mid nor fat!
reminder that shes a sugar momma and you just gotta take care of her peace of mind
>>15805230>>15805234why are there dozens of pictures of this bitch with alcohol
>>15805244standard alcoholic joshi
>>15805230>>15805234>>158052502 weeks sober here i dont know how she stays so sexy
I am straight edge
>>15805244Why do you think?
>>15805230wtf did she do to her hair
>>15805351Maika is selling her pee now???
>>15805230Great news indeed!
>>15805244>dozenstry thousands
>>15805351are there still bottles of Maika pee available for sale or are they all gone?
>>15805230What about milk, like some other joshiWhere's Maika's milk
>>15805569they lined up to buy them
>>15805715Yo this nigga is fat
>>15805732nah
>>15805256Keep up the good work anon, it's tough but you're over the hardest part
>>15805230Can't hit the wall if you're already fat from boozingIt's a bold strategy
>>15805230how long till she gets drunk and knocked upanons you all got a chance if you find the bar she goes to
>>15806048Who's to say she hasn't alreadyMaika's not above killing the little bastard in her womb through alcohol poisoning, it's like nature's abortion mechanism
I desire nothing more than having a fun drunken time with Maika, of course before having sweaty drunken sex
>>15805250Shit, are those the wounds on her chest from Giant Saya?
>>15805243Is she 420 friendly? I like to take a few tokes while i fdrink my beer.
>>15806082Tough to say. Japan's laws aren't 420 friendly at all.https://time.com/6306213/japan-cannabis-laws-loopholes-legal-high/
>>15805678More like a Milk Miata than a Milk Truck
>>15805230Love druk Maika. What a life!
love red
>>15805230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC5fvuDdu6g
>>15805230next WrestleMania, Maika and Bayley are gonna have a drunken makeout session in Giulia's suite
>>15805230>>15805234What’s with the new boyish haircut?
>>15809528>we have utami at home
>>15809528the long hair made her sweat too much when Rian sits on her face
>>15805256>>15806016well I lasted 15 days. It was a good run. :(
maika thread
>>15805230>beer>Jap pussyshe has everything I need
>>15811421afraid so
Hnnnnghhhh!
Maika asscheeks
Maika's got "it"
and by "it" I mean "junk in the trunk"
>>15813886Fertility goddess
I need gravures with girls built like Maika
Getting judo thrown and getting a beer after sounds like a great time
a real life angel
chonky
seems like the kind of girl you run into at a bar and she gets so blackout drunk she begs you to stick it up her ass then half way through she passes out in her own puke.then walks home the next day all fucked up with her panties hanging off one foot
>>15819002she's not like that
Maika has a celestial radiance unseen since the days of Amaterasu.
>>15819002She’s drinking to hide the pain of not having a White man with strong judo skills around to impregnate her
>Maika trying water for the first time
>>15819002>>15819873Is hot, desirable, and relatable in your path
>>15822249
>>15805715I wish I could buy Maika Piss at my local Whole Foods or Ralph’s
The way this bitch drinks i give her 5 years before liver failure
>blocks you're path
>>15826546Give her a treat
Almost day 4 of you bumping this thread nobody cares aboutNice life
>>15826781We worship a raging alcoholicwhat do you expect
>>15805230Holy yumola
>>15805715>>15811344>>15811376>>15811426>>15813886>>15821073dem ALL WHITE MEAT cheekz and lickable tummy real estate doe
>>15826546Funniest shit I ever saw
>>15805230Oh babygirl why you cut your hair like that????
>>15826774Why are my mistress and wife in the same place and one feeding the other? Is it time to set up the eventual threesome?
>>15829720Yeah... FOR ME!!!
>>15805230I do want to drink with Maika and have sex with her. My BAWC and tongue will cure her of her alcoholism.
>>15829729it doesn't work that way
>>15829633Maika delicious
>>15829734You don't know unless you try. And I will try my damnedest to cure her that way.
>>15829729No amount of fucking is going to cure an alcoholicshe will most likely drink herself to death
>>15829729Don't listen to these other guys. There is no downside to trying. If you fail, Maika dies from alcoholism, but if you don't try she dies as well. I believe in you. Follow your dreams and fuck Maika.
>>15805234Maika isnt busty, she is far and her matches are kinda bland
>>15834267>she is far
>>15834267Well, Japan is pretty far off from the US and Eurpoe.
>>15830973I either have to save a shit ton of money to fly to Japan and either try to seduce her at a meet-and-greet or find her at her favorite watering hole and try to work my magic. Or save half-a-shit ton of money and go to Vegas for Mania week and hope she's booked on a Stardom card there. The best case scenario would be for her to come work a show for AEW at one of the arena's close to me, which would be the best on my wallet, and try to catch her attention and take her to some of the bars I know in the area to get her drunk and, hopefully, horny, so we can do the deed.
i would love to plow her fat dumper
>>15841863Thighs
Himeka will return and save her from her alcoholism.
>ywn
>>15819002the intensity of Mayu's reaction on each panel always makes me laugh
Yeah Red Maika is cool and we all love Black Maika but really I'm into Blonde Maika
Jannies really should do something about these pointless threads some incel keeps bumped for a week straight
>>15850663You forgot the Nash threads, the console war threads, wrestling """journalist""" made a vague tweet threads, and the bitchjamavertpigtitswheels threads.
Goddess among mortals
>>15837784sounds like a plan
Is she really an holocaust denier racist?That makes her even hotter tbqh
>>15852758If she says Hitler did nothing wrong I'd fall in love
>>15850663>>15850846The Maika threads are the only redeeming thing about this godforsaken board
>>15850663You have to be very homosexual
the rare attractive joshi player
>>15807102Best girl material right there
>>15850647>>15852758For me, it's Maika working as a landscaper cleaning up shrines for war criminals.
>>15854810
IP counts being removed so this same faggot can samefag his same thread with the same photos of this fat bitch is one of the worst things to happen to this board
>>15854810Everyday I love her even more
>>15854810I wonder what her thoughts on (((them))) are
>STOP POSTING HOT WOMEN! WE NEED MORE GAY RAPE AND CONSOLE WAR THREADS!!naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>15854996Why are you still here?Just to suffer?Every day you bitch about Maika in every thread like a faggot.
>>15856305he's also crying in the Stardom general like a kwab'd ass bitch
>>15856305>>15856414Yeah some people just can't admit that Maika (and joshis in general) are dimes
Naked Maika
>>15858236She's not like that. She's never naked.
>>15805230That’s what girls make boys want
>>15854996>one of the worst things to happen to this boardThe. Fucking. Console. Wars. 50% of threads are just "Ooga booga, my fed good. Ooga booga, your fed bad.".>>15853416There are also rare old school and/or old school joshi threads.
Do Maika likes the brackusu?
>>15859306Don't forget about the disgusting pedophilic fanfiction and schizophrenic ramblings about random boogeymen
>>15805230I know she reeks
With her daughter
I don't drink. I do smoke a lot of weed tho
>>15863203prove it
>>15863203>weedfag feels the need to tell everyone what a big stoner he isdo a real drug pussy
>>15861615Not if you like the smell of alcohol oozing from her pores
>>15805230Maika... easy on the alcohol...
>>15863228Kek your liver is failing while you look pregnant with that beer belly
>>15863263>stoner makes up headcanon and rambles like a schizoOn brand at least
>>15863302rambles? that was like ten words retard. try to keep up with em now
>>15864276
nihilist maika
shooter maika
community service maika
>>15805715i dont know who the red one is but i wish she'd sit on my chin while she plays a few games of monopoly with her friends if you know hwat i mean
cooking shit up in da lab
>>15866602That's Maika, this is her thread
Love RED
What does Big Mike smell like?
>>15805230Damn she looks beautiful with short hair
>>15868147She always looks beautiful
>>15867938Like booze, obviously
>>15866601Fun factShe had to do community service becasue she was caught DUISo they took the opportunity to do a PR instead
>>15863288A bit esoteric, no?
>>15867938A mix of fast food and a Distillery
>>15867938Hot dogs and beer
>>15831989two-handed dwarf build
>>15869474What is she two-handing?
Maika the Beautiful.
>>15831989Id lick her back
>>15867938Like sake, shochu, beer, and sushi
>>15867938You tell me.
>>15869474Why is she building a dwarf?
>>15870264Love racist Maika
Getting close to the image limit... I'll be sad when this thread no longer shows up in my catalog
>>15872238Imagine the tummy pats.
>>15870796just make a new one so we can see them again
built for dolcett
>>15872514
I have very sad news to report. The Maika anti killed xirself. Rest in power!!
Need to suck on the hole this fat alcoholic poops from
>ywn sit indian style with Maika while you read and discuss the latest coombook.Life is pain.
>>15872514Nah, I've got my own threads I've been managing.
Maika threads are always a successEven with anti schizos
good thread.Maika is always a draw.
>hit the image limit>made the tranny anti seetheYup... another successful /Maikachad/ topic.
>>15877470Keep 'em coming, Maikachad
the first maika thread since before summer which didn't die prematurely
>>15879074Now if she can just cut back on the boozing so she doesn't die prematurely...
>>15879871My fren, you are asking way too much of her
>>15869569you'll finna know it
>>15806082No, she's not a fucking loser like you.
Maika and Himeka were like the last two members of the roster that clicked with me when I first started watching a couple years ago. I don't know why, they just didn't stand out. Fast forward to today and I miss the fuck out of Himeka and Maika is one of my favorites.
>>15806659I wonder how many of these she goes through over the course of a week
>>15805234I will marry this fucking bitch. GET THE FUCK BACK ALL OF YOU
>>15884200Them's fighting words, anon, this drunken goddess is mine, ya hear?
>>15884184I bet those 3 bottles is just what she did in a day
Himeka is fat now
>>15885435I refuse to believe it.
>>15885435>Himeka is fat nowGood.
>>15885382Probably 10+% ABV each to boot
>>15884184Maika is a moderate drinker, she only drank 1.5L.
>>15886359...before lunch
