>Cody Rhodes vs Solo Sikoa in a steel cage match>A-Town Down Under vs Kevin Owens and ???>Andrade vs Carmelo Hayes V (US Title #1 Contenders match)>Pretty Deadly the musical
>>15806671noones watching this crap
I fuck with that fit on the right heavy
>>15806671bit early no?
Viewership: Rude Awakening Edition
>>15806771its wwe week, and the season premiere it deserves an early thread. especially if roman returns
>>15806690Beaides you, you're right.
>Cody kino>Andrade Melo is different and good every timeBased
>>15806690Why has there been three threads before it's even Friday then?
>>15806671>andradeStill?
Andrade x Carmelo for the 30000 time yeah im not watching this shit
>>15806671>Pretty Deadly: the MusicalOH MY SCIENCE!!! No one’s watching this horseshit
>>15806671>Creating the game thread 20 hours before the start time to articifially raise the count and claim a victory in your faggot console warsIt's be funny if it wasn't so pathetic
gamethread #3 already? wow!
>>15806671why are her tits perfectly spherical were they even making any attempt at all to make them look realistic?
nxt level up
LET ME REFUSE TO TALK TO YA
>Delicious. Finally some good fucking wrestling
I know they have terms like midcarder or jobber to describe wrestlers but what's the term for someone who's currently getting a push and expected to win every match against the average midcarder? But still not quite at champion contender status.
>>15809153Gatekeeper?
>Andrade vs Carmelo #1 contenders match Oh boy, can't wait to see who gets curb stomped by Knight next.
>>15807987>When Mom makes you interact with the neighborhood kids
Triple H is too predictive. Tonights card. Mid tier cage match between the Temu Bloodline and The Lion King. Something with DIY because why not. L.A. Knight cutting a mid tier promo. Carmelo fucking up. Oh let's have Roman show up. Am I right Trips. You have to be surprising to surprise us.
>>15809161Someone like Bron Breaker was leading up to his IC title shot.
>>15806690I am.
>Women's division replaced by homosexual musical segments
>>15806690Thanks for the input, HogSharter.
Sub-milly card. Lots of pigs are in for a rude awakening tonight.
>>15806690No deal?
>>15809231>Oh boy, can't wait to see who gets curb stomped by Knight nextYEAH!
>>15806690This, I would rather sleep before the Stardom PPV
>>15806863>5 times is 3000 timesif you used that math on aew ratings … nope, still wouldn’t get a milly
>>15809935i rather Slee´p than see this two niggas Again
Oh Stephanie will be on tonight.
>>15810082Which one?
>>15807987Imagine this stable where chelsea and tiffany just constantly annoy this people-skills lacking cottonmouthed finna botchmachine
>>15810139Trips wifey
>>15806671Ain't nobody watching this shit lmao
>>15810168I will :p
>>15809231>Another episode of LA Knight making fags seethe YEAH DUMMY!
card looks dogshit, sort it out USA
>>15806690BASED
card doesn't look very good but will still be watching, desu
>>15806671>Cody Rhodes vs Solo Sikoa in a steel cage matchIf this is opening, then what do they have planned for the main event?
>>15806671https://x.com/WWE/status/1834678270748418121First 30 minutes commercial free
>>15806671Grim card I hate how far wrestling has fallen
Heard rumors of a new stage design for tonight
>>15811011Under TKO everything will be cheap so I don't see that.
>>15811011It leaked, all they changed was the apron
>>15806671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUtA2Hlyp9w>SmackDown artifacts found at the WWE Warehouse
I'll be there tonightAnybody trying to have a goon sesh in the first floor bathrooms??
>>15807987i don't get it
>>15806671NXT Level Up>Luca Crusifino vs. Niko Vance>Kendal Grey vs. Tyra Mae Steele>Cutler James and Shiloh Hill vs. Uriah Connors and Kale Dixon
>>15806671Retard, include the link to the previous thread
>>15811728he probably made a thread in the past and just clicked the autofill option when picking the subject of the thread instead of typing it in and didn't realize it had #3 at the end, this is the first thread of the night
>>15806671>andrade and melo for the fifth fucking time>sami probably>pretty deadly the musicaljesus haitch what are you doing
>>15811751>smackdown debut>only 60 posts so farHOLY MOTHERFUCKING GRIMOLA
>>15811753The only way this can be saved is if there's some massive angle involving Rock or something at the end of Cody vs Solo, which is apparently opening the show. This is pathetic compared to the FOX debut.
>>15811718who the Fuck is Niko vance
>>15811776who says its opening the show?
WWE Smackdown is for faggots and trannies
>>15811959>>15810846
>>15811978guess the mystery nigga is the main event match then
>>15811972Haha nice one. We here in the smackdown general enjoy bants and don't cry and turn into hysterical woman and go "WHATABOUT AEW" over and over and over again. Enjoy the thread
>>15806690But enough about aew
I will impregnate Liv Morgan
>>15811753He's shit at his job, how are you just noticing this now?
>>15810168>>15806690>>15811972God I just love how this entire website is designed specifically for people who aren't the target audience to make posts like this.
>>15811972this is why I stand up for WWE #inclusivity
>>15806671>Andrade vs Carmelo Hayes V (US Title #1 Contenders match)this shit is like the neverending Buddy/Aleister feud at this point
>>15811972You should be fine with faggots and trannys since PDW has plenty, with a literal Tranny Champion.
>>15807326>deleted Oh come on this is EXACTLY what they want you to think when you see this character, this era is so pussified
>>15806671Slopdown status? Cancelled keeeeek based GODlachlan
this thread is grim
>>15812045You steaming pile of shit, you've ruined 'kek' for me. Card tonight looks fire flame, only one more hour EGODS
>>15812045If it’s cancelled then how are you always in the threads coping about the latest show? lol
>>15806671When will the 3 hour start? Today?
special mystery guest is big davewhy do you think he's been in the news so much latelyhe's got a film to promote
>>15806878If nobody cared the threads would die being so early. Much like every AEW gamethread dies even though they are right on time.
>>15812122well 2 hours + 1 hour of talking smacki think it's today
>>15812122big dimes truth didn't stop therehttps://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1834262799427445102
Welcome to the Smackdown KNIGHT eraYEAH!
>>15806671Will they drop some spare change on a car tonight?
>>15812153Dimes
>>15806671>FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN SEASON PREMIERE ON USA GAMETHREAD #3Already at Gamethread 3 and the show hasn't started. Smackdown on USA is hotter then ever
>>15806671>Pretty Deadly the musicalHOLY FUCKING BASED
pretty deadly is feeling the glow
Not a fan of the new logo desu
>>15812209>already tore his pants
>>15812153Fucking KEK
>TNA has a ppv tonight Why can't they have it on Saturday? I would watch it if it wasn't at the same time as Smackdown
I think Paul just doesn't care about Smackdown
I hope we get the Tribal Chief back and not this OTC beta faggot
>>15812288You can watch the TNA PPV instead and just watch the Smackdown highlights on Youtube and Social Media. That's what I do to save myself 2 hours every Friday night
>>15812122>When will the 3 hour start?It won't. You got worked.
>>15812180What a hot show!
>Smackdown's biggest heel getting the shit beat out of him and forced to say YEAHNot a good look. Even if it's a house show
>Steel cage match will kick off the showHoly shit something had to relegate the wwe championship from the main
>>15812484Its gonna be something lame
https://x.com/FadeAwayMedia/status/1834716280147845397ROCKS CAR SPOTTEDITS HAPPENIGN
>>15812515It's time
>Knight not even on the preview card again Sigh...
>>15812515Couldn't that be anyone's car...?
>>15812352Solo is a glorified jobber tho
>>15812352What in the goddamn? I'm not too familiar with house shows and have never been to one but they are "non canon" are they not?
ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME
ARE YOU READY?
Hello
>methstreams is still on FoxThese useless faggots
vaporizing some slapz (hybrid indica-dominant) tonight to enjoy the show
>>15812515As expected. The dark times draw nearer.
Miss my wife.
Pretty Deadly: The Musical is gonna be the main event
>>15812352Humiliation ritual
why is John Cena in such a diverse movie
absolutely insane to me that USA has been constantly playing fast and furious movies for over a decade
>>15812588He's the best of us.
Big Dimes Vin worked Dwaynetty
I'm used to seeing that fat lady from the crime show before RAW. I used to goon to Vin Diesel back in the day. Daddy
>a whore movie
ITS TIME
I thought the japanese guy died
LETS GO SMACKCHADS
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!Red alert, try and shine a light downOn the front lines of my mind nowBiding my time on the high groundBlinded but I'm still alive, shout "Oh"They said we're lucky to have got this farAnd that it's not worth fighting forThe words are written on the wallCome on and fight back, we're starting over againWe'll take it right back from the ones we're againstIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last standTake a chance now, and draw a line in the sandIt's in our hands now, no living with regretIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last stand
TGETHER
>>15812618he got better
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
NIGGGGGEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS
>WWE WILL FAIL>WWE WILL FAIL>WWE WILL FAIL>WWE WILL FAIL>WWE WILL FAIL
what the fuck is this
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to bring back scare tactics?
why is football on
That awful logo
Well the new theme is already keeping it SmackBROWNED
>Smacksown
lol those fast and furious movies end on cliffhangers?
>gaytch voiceover
nigger slop
I can buy this song as intermission music, but it doesn't work as an intro.
I don't like this logo
wtf is this
>the new logo is realfucking lmao
Cancelled
>this themeI dunno
I THOUGHT SMACKDOWN WAS CANCELLED WHY IS IT AIRING?!
>hadoken sound byte on smackdownWhat the fuck
>An actual intro>Music is a kween rapper
HERE TO PLAY THE GAME
>disgusting nigger monkey music Kill yourselves. This shit doesn't fit with wrestling. Fuck off.
it's actually Megan the stallion FUCJNODFDDDDDDDDDD FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Botched the introGood job.
>>15812631>HE DOESN'T KNOW
I REALLY BE THAT NIGGY UHI REALLY BE SO JIGGY UHI PULL UP WITH THE BLICKY UHI SUCK MY NIGGA DICKY UH
PAUL WORSHIP TIME
GOAT
Hunty already making it about himself, yeah he's so much different than Vince rofl
*bows down*
BOWS DOWN TO THE
Niggle H
New logo looks good
THE TRIPLEHERA
I thought they were calling it the paul lewhatever era
>the logo was realoh...
Fuck off Gayple H
>eufag hereGuess I'm not watching SD tonightall the streams are of handegg
>>15812645Lachlan got outbid.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
>SmackSown
what does triple h stand for?
i like the new logo. not the music tho
FUCKING EGOMANIAC
Better than the last one at least>>15812674methstreams nigga
>Ladies and gentlemen, I've been saying this for MONTHS. The Triple H Era is here!Perfect line to show how annoying this all is.
WE LOVE YOU HHH!
oh yeah dwayne is in the arena
ROCK PLEASE SAVE US>ROCK PLEASE SAVE USROCK PLEASE SAVE US>ROCK PLEASE SAVE USROCK PLEASE SAVE US>ROCK PLEASE SAVE US
Will be posting Megs tonight because of the new theme.
>25 years
>new theme has a BTS guywtf
bald
HE SAID THE ROCK AAAAAAAAAA
>>15812684Definitely better than the generic FOX font
The "S" looks dimeless
>>15812684psp-tv updated finally but shit it was weird
the "S" on the microphone looks like ass, give me my yummy based "W"
>>15812702its the cool s
>triple fag acting like getting cancelled is a win
>>15812628and then you woke up.
>main event curtain jerks
bored to tears already
>>15812683ALL EGO
>>15812667Was about to say that Cole hasn't said that in a while...
>>15812708fox getting outbid is a win for them, yes
I dunno about the Pepsiman S
I like THE GAME'S watch
>opening match on a generic shitty tv episode is the wwe's title matchI see that hunter sees the title isn't important unless he's wearing it
Cole just sounds comfier on Smackdown for some reason.
you guys have to admit its fucking funny how much hhh sucks himself off
>>15812702The S is always KINO
Is it just me or is HHH looking more healthy lately?
Paul "Sara Jay" Levesque
so, what's the actual main event?DIY or something?
>>15812725It's the premier.
30 minutes commercial free???? WOWZERS
>>15812714>>15812725The whole show is going to be this match. Will last the entire 2 hours.
y'all niggaz said the fist would be back wtf?
>>15812720Ben Shapiro's sister is a smackstacie?!?
>>15812718i would pop bigly if they actually incorporated this into a logo
>>15812730pauletty preparing for his in ring return
>>15812733rock segment
so does Roman show up after Solo jobs to Cody again?
Troon discord seething hard already I see.
>>15812733
broke ass niggas, Trump paid for a complete Raw with no ads
I hate these combo logos That TB12 Brady logo is one of the worse pieces of shit ever. Same with Curry's SC30 logo
>>15812730Thought the same. Less haggard.
UCE ARE YOU READY FOR THE BLOODLINE TO GET THE BELT BACK
Imagine Cody losing for shock value. lmao
>>15812746Jacob Fatu gonna climb up and moonsault off the top
>>15812756would be based
>>15812739!
Just got home, did I miss anything?
Gonna miss the hilarious FOX black screens
>>15812760After he nearly broke his ankle from a splash? Nah. Too soon.
>>15812756Solo winning by escaping the cage is a possiblity
[amazing news]
I like the new logo, but the song is too getto. But it is smack down, so....
>>15812765they said 'hhh era' for the first time ever
>the set is still tiny garbage
TAKIN IT ALL
>>15812747kek they still watching tho
>>15812729Ngl I kinda like the logoVery 00's logo
Got something new to introduce?BRING OUT TRIPLE H!Welp. Gotta cage match!
>>15812772Thank god.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah I'm thinking we're takin' it all.
>>15812772fuck that really would be amazing
Solo should win.There, I said it!
>>15812720>>15812767go on...
really wonder what kind of mental illness makes you spam threads with irrelevant shit for fun
>>15812772Fucking FINALLY
>>15812772like UFC
>>15812772If this new theme is anything to go by, bring back Def Rebel.
SoloChads, it's time. We winning this
>by deepthroating the American Nightmare
>Takes it all>Settles the score>Will not take a lossHow the FUCK is Cody going to beat him?
>>15812772thank you def rebel for knights theme, roman's theme (which is just the succession theme), and jacob's theme, goodbye
General aesthetics is a lot better than the soulless corporate flat shit previously
>>15812767Built for Haitian Cock.
still thinkin about how most of /pw/ in 2022 thought that they should push solo (myself included)he's really turned out to be such a jannetty compared to the other samoans
I don't like Sheboona or whatever the ring announcers name is
I WANNA EAT THAT PEPPER NECKLACE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
>>15812767
>>15812787
>>15812772bow down
War Games ain't no real cage match this is SOLO SIKOA'S first actual cage match
>>15812772
>>15812772>wwe not jewing up and saving every penny that they canyeah, and Santa Claus is real lmao
YUUUUUUGE POP
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>15812772>>15812793thistired of mumble rap infesting my wrestling product
>>15812795You just gotta
>deep throating the american nightmarewhat did he mean by this
>0 pop for the champion
>>15812772this would be fucking incredible but i simply do not believe it because of the jewery of TKO/endeavorand what would happen to the actually good songs def rebel made? they weren't all misses, sometimes they were great. imagine never hearing head of the table again.
>>15812809
>Cody with the booboo faceOH NO NO NO NO
YOU JUST GOTTA
>>15812803you will get the tribal indigestions
>>15812801All Samoans are overhyped scrubs. In 2 years Fatu will be the same if he's not in jail.
Looking at the WWE | USA logo in the upper right. It has Seattle, WA underneath. Is this shit new? I never noticed the location before.
MEEEOOOOWAOOHHHHHH
I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME
lol wtf were those fake boos for solo?
>>15812806BEASTIALITY SEX!
so excited for Smack Sown
9 mn walk out because they want the crowd to sing themes WHHY
>>15812772Still want Jim Johnston back
FRAXIOM STATUS: MENTIONEDJIMMY STATUS: MENTIONEDROCK STATUS: MENTIONED
You'd have to be an absolute retard, like the God of Planet Retard to let this man leave your fed. Good thing nobody is that STUPID.
>>15812829That's been in the top right corner for months.
>>15812843Don't post that jobber
>>15812829That is new. The WWE | USA looks new,.too
>0 pop for an ex AEW midcarderWWE is shit
>>15812836We are no longer SmackDownies
I hate WWE but I cant hate the Codester
She is AWFUL and looks like a crackhead.
This nigger announcer is fucking awful
This bitch sucks.
>dat hairblacks are fucking hilarious
Wanda Sykes ringana
Who this troll doll bitchdoes slopdown really cater to these sheboons
NIGGER INTRO MUSICCRACK HEAD RING ANNOUNCER
dude who the fuck is this random black lady LMFAO
At least she has some bass in her voice now. Still awful, bring back big dimes mike rome
Solo's from Vegas?
>>15812772damn that would be sick
Look at that ugly woman. Look at that hair.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT NAPPY HEADED HOE WTF
*** classic incoming
stop ruining Samantha's moment
>WWE CHAMPION-UH THE AMERICAN-UH NIGHTMARE-UH Fire and murder this bitch jfc
I wish it was Monday
LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE QUE OUTSIDE THE ARENA FOR THE CODY MATCH:
Get rid of this baboon and bring back Rome.
The quality looks more CRISP
>I can scream like Samantha tooJesus fucking christ
>>15812864Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat SOLO SIKOA muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho
>>15812864Yes anon, males tend to be deeper voiced
>>15812819>and what would happen to the actually good songs def rebel made?they would still use it because they were made under contract to wwe? if tko overlooked that then they're retarded
Lil Naich looking old
Don't sawdust yourself with a steel cage moonsault Cody. It's not worth it for a Solo match
I don't like when they use the 100 frames per second camera
PRAISE-AH JEEHSUS-AH
>>15812864WWE wants her to be Samantha so bad. No one can replace Samantha though. Lightning in a bottle.
Damn they busted out the 8k cameras
un-piss-poo-ted champion
>>15812874That wasn't Samantha.
>>15812864Why is she on every fucking show?
>>15812878BUILT FOR BWC (MINE)
>>15812819Doesn't TKO pay up for those UFC walk-out songs already?
really wonder whos gonna win...-_-
BIG BICEPS LIL NAITCH
Kek slowdown got cancelled fr fr ong
>>15812896Mike Rome had a baby so she took over NXT as well.
they need to do a spot where solo breaks character and does the rikishi dance after his head is slammed into the turnbuckle and he no-sells it
>>15812900Yeah, but UFC fighters only fight like 3 times a year. Even less if you're a top star.
>Escape clauseFuckin hell
>>15812911A
solo vs cody at summerslam was underrated
Cucky Rhodes INJURED
>>15812901This is the season premiere. There is at least 1 title changing hands tonight
>>15812823more likely he's shitting his pants over the moonsault off the top of the cage he agreed to do
>>15812625why does look more and more high quality each time i see him?
>>15812900UFC definitely draws more than WWE so they make it back anyway, plus they aren't used as much so they don't have to pay as much
Where did the audio go?
>>15812914>>15812927true
>>15812916Solos winning KEK
>>15812896WHY IS SHE IN EVERY FUCKING GAME
>>15812847Yeah, Jimmy is an idiot and the jannety of the Usos
>color alreadyDamn
Solo vs Melo for the NA title was a fucking banger
>>15812941She used to look hot and have big Tits on MadTVSad to see how she aged
Cody blading hell yeah
>>15812830Built for Haitian Mouth
>>15812967Holy shit, I knew I had heard that name before.