Whose the Jannetty?
>>15816560you for being an alcoholic
>>15816560you for consuming either
>>15816569>>15816572>watches wrestling sober
>>15816560Wine for not tasting like piss.
>>15816560Wine is for cultured events and that’s not me
>>15816560anything that’s not vodka neat is just homosexual
neither is the jannetty, but wine has the better reputationi prefer beer
>>15816560Beer for tasting like different flavors of the fucking groundWine isn't great either but its tolerable
>>15816560I prefer beer, but that's mainly because wine gives me nasty hangovers. I do like the taste of both though
Winetty easily. I only like it for cooking
>>15816560Love my wine.
>>15816560Beer >doesn't get you drunk unless you drink fattening amount>Tastes awful
>>15816634>>15816598wine is not as baby face as you are implying. wine is the only booze you can get for cheap that has a decent alcohol content. that is why homeless people and bums drink wine.
>basedcels whining about beer tasting badStop drinking sugary shit you fucking faggots
>>15816654I feel you. Some wine is super delicious but god damn shit fuck the next day sucks if you don't take it easy on it.
Gimme a glass of that wine and some thick black licorice vines with it
>>15816701you always have to keep at least a shot or two of wine for the morning. clears it right up.
This is not a Michaels/Jannetty dichotomy. This is a WWE/AEW question. Beer is WWE. It appeals to the masses. AEW is wine. It attracts pretentious blowhards who fool themselves into thinking they know good from bad. They see more than is actually there but can get worked into thinking that a cheap liquor store brand wine is actually a quality vintage so long as they never see the bottle and are told that it's good by a silver-tongued waiter trying to make the restaurant money on his pretentious mark ass.
>>15816695I'm a vodka chad
>>15816560Being a wino is based and the objectively higher IQ choice.
>>15816560Alcohol is for the mentally weak.
>>15817685Sup Phil
Both jannetties to the real michaels
Beer is the Michaels on a hot Summer day after a long day of back breaking workWine is the Michaels for a date. I sometime brought a bottle of wine to my gf's place, we drank and snuggled up while watching a movieWhen I'm with the boys, I really don't go for beer or wine but shots or mixed drinksOn a work night, one glass of red wine only, but that's if I'm feeling it. Otherwise, it's a tea or seltzer.
Sour fruit beers are the way.
>>15816560Both for being the cheap brands.
all beer is pisswater. grow up pal
Imagine drinking alcohol KWAB
Imagine being a virgin loser who never went to a single party and pretends to be above drinking
>>15816560>>15816581>not having the beer hot tag the wine>not having the beer hot tag the whiskyBeer's a good little hand, don't hate on beer.
>>15818026I'm imagining with assistance right now kek.
Winetty sucks outside of cooking.
Only failures drink alcohol.
>>15817314This is gayer than drinking wine.
>>15816560They both went over Nash's son
Rum and Coke is all you need
>>15816560Both taste like piss
>>15817765maybe on planet pension
Nothing is sadder and more pathetic than a beer alcoholic.Wine alcoholics seem adult and classier.
>>15818925Wine aunts are by far the most pathetic beings in existence.
>>15818974Rather a wine aunt than some balding beer drinking doomer
>>15816579>watches wrestling
>>15818974Incels are worse
>>15819155Incels are gender-flipped wine aunts in every way besides fruitless sex
>>15816560*glass shatters*
>>15819162Thanks for proving my point
>>15818925Anon alcoholics drink bottles of whatever spirit is cheapest at the whatever store is nearest.
>>15819014>>15819155They won't fuck you, simp.
Only losers drink.
>>15816560One is for losers, one is for losers who want to increase their estrogen levels.
>>15818261Cena's love for PBR disproves this.
>>15819396Cena, Taker, Dwayne, Flair, Austin, Funk, Hogan, ..etc. You are wrong you empty headed fuck.
>>15816560I'ma Wheatley man. Wheatley, sogood I drin kit dailly.
I don't really enjoy drinking anymore, the buzz doesn't feel as fun as it used to and the next day sucks. I drank yesterday and I'm not even really hungover like that, but there's just this gray cloud over my mind, everything just feels lame and boring. Having said that, I have one pint left over that I'm finna drink now. Will probably just make me tired in like an hour but oh well
>>15819792pour it down the sink brother
>>15818847she knows
>>15818847Fucking gross. Cut that poison out of your life.Drink your rum straight.
>>15819792Yeah I know what you mean. I give up alcohol for a while and it's like a new world opens up to you. Then I suddenly have self-destructive binges where I'll drink heavily for a week, do drugs, and end up a crying, suicidal mess.This last week has been a bit like that, but I haven't peaked yet. Had two bottles of bubbly and did a couple grams of speed.Not touching anything tonight expect a valium or two to ride out the comedown and get a nice long sleep.>>15819824Do this brother.
>>15819324Struck a nerve, 'cel?
>>15819853I haven’t taken a sip of alcohol since 2021. Just saying that’s the only thing I found worth drinking the rare times I would
>>15819980Drinking is completely overrated, hard to even realize that until you've stopped for a considerable amount of time.I still drink here and there but most occasions I can leave it.
>>15819946We don't sign our posts here.
>>15819980I was more just making a joke about how Coke is more of a poison than alcohol.
