>MICHAEL COLE THE ROCK SAYS KNOW YOUR ROLE AND *SHUT* YOUR MOUTH. NICE SHIRT, 25 CENTS>THE ROCK SAYS TRIPLE H YOU GO ON SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT, YOU DO YOUR LITTLE INTERVIEW WITH JIM ROSS, AND YOU CRY LIKE A BABY>WUHHUHUH THEY SIT THERE AND THEY KEPT ME DOWN FOR FIVE YEARS, FOR FIVE YEARS THEY KEPT ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL>WELL THE ROCK SAYS THEY DIDN'T KEEP YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ROODY POO FRIENDS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN *NO* THE ROCK SAYS THEY KEPT YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BECAUSE YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
>>15832876Jabroini RD and Know your Role BLVD
>>15832876One of the greatest promos ever, mostly because of how true it was. You could hear the disgust in his voice.
>>15832884Shouldn't that be Jabroni DR? RD is road.
>>15832876This is my "go to" Rock promo, much more than any Hollywood Rock promo>Rock at his peak of popularity >Unmatched intensity>Aura personified>Lays the verbal smack on Gaytch and makes him seethe hard>Didn't use any detailed, elaborate lines. >Just simple words, pure trashtalk>Rock's impeccable delivery made the promo great>Truly the GOAT>gaytch and simpcuck could never compete
gaytch btfo'd kwab
>>15832876>>15833617Damn, Brian Gewirtz really outdid himself with this one! Story is he wrote it while Rock was sucking Pat Patterson's cock
>>15834403Butthurt. Triple H in his decades spanning career could never cut a promo of this calibre no matter how hard he tried. Meanwhile Rock was casually dropping God tier promos on a weekly basis like it was easy.
>>15834403gaytch was sucking vince's cockaustin was sucking JR's bbq flavored "stone cold hard" penis
>The need to compare/diminish HHHNon White detected
>>15834439I can't remember even one memorable promo by HHH>If i try recalling, then at best i can recall the racist promo against Booker>or that infamous blackface promo as The Crock>or the promo where he dressed up as Vince>So, just like gaytch needed stipulations or better worker to carry his matches, the same way he needed to either dress up as someone superior, or use racist overtones to cut memorable promosKWABP.S.: Almost forgot that promo where Gaytch was so boring that when Rock told him "shut up bitch" the whole arena popped
>>15834929Triple Bypass is legit awful and is only around because him and Vince would goon to interracial porn together. And marrying that hole I guess.His promos are long winded as shit and boring to sit through and he rarely ever says anything meaningful.
