>tfw the promoter finds out about your bootleg merch operation and cancels your booking
>>15833510Oh no!Anyways
bannedhausen
>>15833510Care to be more specific in your allegations?
sales went up after his announcement so he wanted more money, promoter said no
>>15833569Hi Dan,No Floridy?
>>15833510NOOOOOOO NOW I HAVE TO FILM MY WIFES GANGBANG
>>15833580This is a complete lie, Danhausen never renegs on an agreement
>>15833596interesting
>>15833510
>>15833596imagine paying money to see fuckin danhausen lmao holy grimola
>>15833596>everyone purchased tickets to see Danhausen.Nope
>>15833711holy shit this dude is so guilty
>>15833510Kek get fuckedhausen
TK won. Thankfully smarks aren't willing to complain about "wasted talent" in AEW. When were the last times this guy was even on TV?
>>15833732Despite certain people trying to make people forget he exists, danhausen is still a huge merchandise seller
>>15833791you'd have to have talent for it to be considered wasted
You didn't hear this from me but Danhausen is having a melty on Facebook right now
>>15833510im sure hes not struggling for cash given that his wife is a professional escort with a website and everything
>>15834108Post screens brother, I don’t have facebook
>>15834108Jokes on you because you'd have to be one of his top patreon supporters to have access to this
>>15834136This I shoot hate FB but I hate Faghausen even more
Come on, how is he supposed to pay for his wife's daughter?
DanhausenDaxGarganoRheaSwerve All bitches.
>>15834171BLEACHED
>>15834158Most wrestlers friend one another on Facebook. I have 14 mutuals with danhausen. I'm not going to add him now because I guarantee he's in this thread defending himself
>>15833711>malding over the 20 people on /pw/Fucker is guilty
>>15833732Danhausen is a fun undercard guy when he gets to actually do his gimmick, which he has never done on TV
>>15834190What is his actual gimmick? Genuinely asking
The one based thing tony has ever done was leave this shitter out in the cold He's such a whiny cuck
>>15833711Workedhaused, Seethinghausen, Maldinghausen, KWABhausen!
>>15834197Bad Munsters tribute act
Danhausen has every right to be annoyed since he got over The Gunns who tony was failing, he helped FTR stay over and he helped RJ City launch his show to huge numbers. Yet danhausen gets no money for any of that and is punished for getting injured
Can't wait till his contract is over and he signs with WWE. Tony took the hottest thing in the indies and killed all of his heat.
>>15834223Go back crying on Twitter, Danhausen.
>ynr Danhausen showing up at G1 begging to get booked and he got completely ignored
>>15834197He is like the undercard geek trickster character. Like Hyper Misao or that Dragon Gate creep guy. He has a jar of teeth that he empties into people's mouths. He's like a cartoon villain from Hanna Barbara that should almost always lose but does some whacky shit that pops the crowd to warm them up and can win a bit by cheating so he can push up the card and be decimated by a big heel to get them over later.
Danhausen is being punishef by Tony because he refused to publicly speak against CM Punk.
>>15834289Except FTR, Brody King, Darby Allin are all friends with punk and doing just fine It's because Memehausen is an injury prone geek
>>15834255Wrong.Lots of misinformation in this thread, don't believe any of it
This retard through his career away for CM Punk (lol why tho) and now he has to take a shit ton low paying indie bookings working 4 days a week for shit pay.Hope it was worth it
>>15834323Sure thinghausen
>>15834223Danhausen needs to figure out how and why he fucked up the only good contract he ever signed so bad in a company run by the most brainless money mark ever born.
>>15834299None of those guys are doing that good besides Darby, and he's not even that great of a friend of Punk's outside of taking pictures.
Now he works gcw shows lmaoooo
>>15833711Why didn’t he just ignore it?
>>15834434Guilty conscience
>>15833510Kwabhausen
Danhausen is now spamming the promoter on one of his burner accounts kek.You can tell it's him from the post style and him being passive aggressive defending Danhausen + Punk and nothing else
bootleghausen
>>15834466kek it actually is him
seethehausen
>>15834466Lol no one has ever bought a ticket just to see Danhausen lmao
>>15834491>>15834476>>15834466Normally i'd call you a schizo but given Danhausen legit comes here to defend himself and spend 24/7 on twitter I think it probably is him
>>15833711This why I like this place it makes shitty wrestlers seethe. Also hi to any loser wrestlers browsing right now, you know who you are.
>>15834282so basically an emaciated disco inferno with facepaint
Hey Danhausen, how's it like destroying your career for a pedophile who gave you a comic book but won't give you a job in the big leagues?
No wonder this place loves Nazis so much, you just spread disinformation for fun
#justice4danhausen
We actually appreciate carny shit here. We appreciate the old school mentality of screwing money marks and good on you for soaking the biggest one the business will ever see. For fuck sake Dan, just buy a damn ad. For fuck sake Dan, just buy a damn ad.
>>15834466He definitely fucked up with Tony. What a complete shitter empty headed dumb fuck. His wife is a walled ugly prostitute shaking her saggy asshole for shekels in Vegas on the pole and his one kid is retarded. His new kid? Didn't make it, died from the COVID vaccine stillborn Was it worth getting a 20k dollar torn shitty 100 year old comic you fucking retard faghausen
>>15833711Hi Danhausen! Why are worried about posts on a Tibetan basket weaving forum?
>>15834593Would you not defend yourself if your whole brand was based on public image and you had idiots making up lies?
>>15834730Where’s the lie? You sold me a very shitty t-shirt at a toy store in New Jersey you stupid faggot. I want my $25 back
>>15834740Post a picture of the shirt bucko.
>>15834760>admits he was selling shitty bootleg shitLol@tardhausen
>>15834547You're seethinghausen
>>15834547You're friends with a kike who fucks kids.
>>15834768No proof? Thought so.
>>15834782Prove you're not selling bootleg shit, Scamhausen.
>>15834323how have you not learned that larping as your own defense force online just makes you look like an even bigger faggot?
>>15834466KWABhausen I wish I had a twitter account still to let this faggot know his burner is rumbled
>>15833711WAVES MADE
sure would be a shame if /pw/ gave danhausen the ol' nash/bryan treatment
>>15834849
Fun thread. Based Danhausen. Terminally online schizophrenic marks should take their meds.
>>15834877You are powerless. Danhausen is veey famous in the horror and pro wrestling worlds.
>>15834528Nah, not at all. More like how WWE used Shannon Moore against team Lesnar back in the day, but as a character with more utility.
>>15833569>>15833596>>15833853>>15834190>>15834223>>15834227>>15834323>>15834547>>15834730>>15834760>>15834782>>15834899>>15834903hey dan youre a gay bitch lol
Damn I wish we still had the IP tracker
>>15834952Kek Danhausen doesn't have a fraction of the talent of Shannon Moore.
>>15834971Danhausen makes high 6 figures every year
>>15834299FTR and Punk aren’t friends anymore and Corny dropped them too
>>15834997You mean his whore wife fucks 6 high niggers every day.
>>15834997you don't include the 2 digits for change anon
>>15835019Corny LOVES Danhausen. He does comedy the correct way.
>gets payed thousands of dollars by Tony to do nothing >sells bootleg shit to earn a couple of bucksJewhausen
Donovan Danhausen got brutally raped by a bulbasaur outside a Chicago comic book store in the sweltering hot summer of 2024
>>15835064Hope he finds a new home in an ovenhausen
>>15835065In his anus?
so danhausen any truth to the rumor that you wouldn't join jericho's stable because it's a dig at punk and other retards like him?
>>15835086"Stupid idea from bad creative."
Who cares, his gimmick is for faggots.
>>15835065This doesn't even make sense, I don't think danhausen has ever said publicly that he cares about pokemon. You should have used Spiderman or Batman
>>15833510This guy just comes off as so arrogant. Like, yeah Tiny is a retard but Danhausen is a one trick pony. Know your role you cringe retard
>>15835167I look at him kind of like orange cassidy, two guys coming off the indies who got over with meme gimmicks, very family/kid/network/merch friendly characters, but one has been at or near the top of the card fairly consistently while the other one hides under the ring to point at people and then cries on twitter and pw. really makes you think...
>>15833711A shitpost so based it knocked the Kayfabe out of Danhausen lmao
>>15833711kek what a workedhausen
>>15835211Well except Danhausens gimmick can and has evolved and has expanded past pro wrestling becoming a pop culture phenomenon (He was a guest on Conan).Danhausen is also highly skilled in the ring and could put in work rate matches aa well.
Get a job. Take your meds.
>>15835327Danhausen is dogshit in the ring. He was dreadful before he stumbled across this meme gimmick Now he doesn't even look like he hits the gym. He weighs about 160lb
>>15833510JONAH went over us but I feel pretty good about this Danhausen feud, /pw/bros
>>15835327There's a youtube playlist with 138 fans that have been on the Conan Needs a Fan segment of the podcast. Danhausen was one of them out of gimmick.
>>15835467Danhausens dwarfs the others views
>>15833510>>15835327>lighthearted ironic spooky gimmick that's only recognizable to a small cross section of Gen X and elder Millennials>gimmick consists of wanting money, a blimp, and collecting teeth or some shit>90% of promos are him making autistic "ehh" noises
>>15834197Svengoolie: The Wrestler
>>15833711Workedhausen
>>15834466outside of the first time he came here to defend himself with hyper specific knowledge in the first bootleg thread (which died after his post kwab) I didn't believe he came back - it was larpers. Just now I see that second tweet and that is so distinctively the style of the both DH and the (once thought) larpers that it's definitely him, so now I don't know what to think
>>15835052Corny is a Svengoolie mark though.
He's fucking Maki Itoh so he wins in the end.
>>15835991The entire GCW locker room is. That isn't a very big accomplishment, Rajdeep.
>>15836039>>15835991Delete this now.
>>15833596>Name this "outside guy"Why are these trannies so obsessed with witch hunting strangers?
>>15833791I saw him a few times on roh, before tony bought it.
>>15835774Who is this? I always assumed it was spelled Sven Ghoulie and it was a Swedish Spectre gimmick
>>15834547Dude, pw is the last place to come looking for any type of discussion. Its stupid rape memes, tribalism and just yelling at each other. You should understand this by now.
>>15834790He asked for proof of said bootleg merch first. Maybe he wants to know which batch is bad.
I forgot this guy existed
>>15833596>trusting bryan idolHe literally stole a kiss from Makoto
>>15835799Danhausen had like 200,000 (not exaggerating) posts he'd liked.on twitter before they made likes private. He's incredibly terminally online and insecure, it wouldn't surprise me if he randomly comes back here to see if anybody is shit talking him again
Danhausen? Ain't that the fella who shoves spare pencil lead up his dickhole and screams at folks just trying to go about their days from the window of the apartment his family owns above an old latino barbershop?
FAGHAUSEN
>>15834410It's a herculean task quite frankly. Think of all the absolute shitter 'comedy' guys Tony's put on TV and even pushed regularly as title contenders and even he's long since drawn the line on this whiny faggot. You must have to be some kind of insufferable to work with.
>>15835211OC did his gimmick as a "fuck you" to wrestling because he was tired of breaking his back as part of the Colony. Dude is legitimately one of the smoothest workers out there. He's also a really cool guy and no one has a bad thing to say about him personally.Danhausen on the other hand cannot wrestle. Seethes online to literal whos, and broke my friend's nose. He unironically has too much of an ego for his level of talent. His gimmick is whatever, but as soon as the bell rings he loses fans. Dude should just run a YouTube channel and stay out of the ring.
>>15836239How old do you have to be to find shit like this funny anyway? Not surprising from the mom's basement crowd. Hate to do this to you chief but hope you're aware comments like this are slander (a crime for your simpletons)
>>15836427Some guys are athletes, some guys are nerds that get in shape. You can't teach a nerd to be a jock, and he isn't enough of a thespian to get over having a 0/10 body and no natural physical gifts of dexterity or balance. Frankly he should become better friends with Brian Cage, go full Bane From Batman.
>>15836451You're a dead man, Faghausen! A dead man!
>>15834879Say what you will about his wrestling, at the very least hes entertaining. Orangr cassidy is just cringe
>>15834223He's being punished for being a Phil dickrider probably. Or Tony's not a huge fan to begin with and has an excuse now.If he went to WWE, all these hoggies would kiss him 'til the makeup came off. Of course, he's not going to WWE because Phil will buy his friends pizza and comic books and then pretend he doesn't know them when the big boys are in the room.
>>15834491Basedhausen
>>15837273they aren't his friends. phil builds an army of sycophants by targeting the weakest, most insecure faggots in the locker room and stroking their egos until they're no longer useful to him. he's one of the best examples of how far talking, with little else up your sleeve, can get you. dude should have gone into politics. punk vs cody 2028.
>>15837800You leave Phil out of this you disgusting slob.
>>15838020Phil Crooks more like it
When is his AEW contract is up? He's pretty much guaranteed to go to WWE the very next day.
>>15834533Punk is a sick fuck. Explains why despite being a talentless shithead he always gets random well-paying jobs.
>>15837800Those pathetic pussy texts to AJ she revealed tells me all I need to know about his soft ass.
>>15835327You were a guest for the podcast no one watches, you disingenuous faggot
>>15833711Wow what a Workedhausen Faghausen
>>15833510In 20 years, Danhausen is going to be on "remember this fucking goof wrestler" lists
>>15839108In 20 years, you'll find Danhausen on a listicle of wrestlers who have sodomized their children. That's why he doesn't care that his wife gets fucked and degraded for a living: he's only in this to molest her daughter. Take one look at the guy and tell me his face doesn't scream "kid fucker." Bring back physiognomy!
>>15834591print this post and read it to your mother
>>15835477This one has threes times the views:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mvous7j3s
>>15834521Hi, not Daunhausen btw. Just as shitty, but never been on tv.
