why was he so much cooler in AEW? This fake scripted WWE dogshit is so cringy. especially when you know every word that is coming out of his mouth is fake and he's just acting. In AEW his promos were real
>>15841679>look at the crowd>see something he doesn't like>get shook and struggle to contain tears of angerWhat exactly did he see?
awesome a PDS thread that will inevitably be posted in by the same 3 schizos arguing with themselves
If he was scripted, he wouldn't have been able to reference Vince Mcmahon in his promo battle with Drew and Seth a while back.
>>15841679causes he's got a levesque approved cuck cage on now and has to operate within the PG guardrails, its pretty simple
>>15841690Someone that reminded him of Hangman
>>15841679Because he was an absolute mad lad and shooting 100% of the time. For fucks sake he beat up the next three biggest draws in the company after they superkicked his dog. Some little nepo baby got in his face and the Punkster whipped his ass so bad Tony Khan got PTSD just from watching.AEW Punk was an animal with a chip on his shoulder, something to prove, and nothing to lose. Corporate Punk a bitch
>>15841702Tony made this sex pest fake ass creeper bitch expose himself and sell out, ya love to see it
>>15841679he fucking sucked in AEW, 90% of his promos were just "gee golly I sure am glad to be here guys" and his matches sucked
>>15841695Phil's shit and he's always been shit.
>>15841695Awesome a phil cocksucker arrives to defend before the said boogeymen arrive
>>15841679>DAMNIT I LOVE TALKING ABOUT CM PUNKits a passion not a hobby
>>15841713>people really believe he's a shoot tough guy after his laughable performance in real fighting at the UFC
>>15841725He just has to be tougher than everyone else he works with
>>15841679>She was prettier when she was with ME...
>>15841679There's something about a "Fed bad" guy eventually bowing the knee and going back to the Fed...it just ruins them. You can tell he knows it's his last chance. I'm convinced Haitch's pettiness will come up again and he'll get fired/relegated. It's just who Haitch is.
>>15841702It's kind of incredible that his last billed match at AEW was due to be a brutal strap match and his first proper feud in WWE ended up having the most sterile and boring strap match ever.And Danielson did a strap match in WWE better AND he stepped in to have a better strap match with Starks than Phil was going to have lmao
>>15841715You just described his entire current WWE run. He had great matches with Darby and MJF, his debut AEW promo was legendary.
>Joins AEW when it's hot as fuck>Calls himself their biggest draw>Company downturns>He leavesHe joined WWE when they were hot as fuck and immediately started to call himself their biggest draw too. And now they're down turning?
>>15841828>He had great matches with Darby and MJFNah he had 3 good matches>MJF in Chicago>Hanger>Mox 2The rest were mostly shit.
>>15841679the bigger question is why does anyone like this bullshit
>Because he was an absolute mad lad and shooting 100% of the time. For fucks sake he beat up the next three biggest draws in the company after they superkicked his dog. Some little nepo baby got in his face and the Punkster whipped his ass so bad Tony Khan got PTSD just from watching.>AEW Punk was an animal with a chip on his shoulder, something to prove, and nothing to lose. Corporate Punk a bitch
>>15841834Nothing he did in the Hanger match was good. His stuff with Kingston was better.
>>15841832He'll take all the credit for Rock's return too.
>>15841864The Kingston stuff was a good promo leading to an awful match with the wrong outcome. I dunno what people see in it, he was objectively a poor wrestler in AEW.
>>15841864>Nothing he did in the Hanger match was goodI know. Hanger grabbed him and pulled him kicking and screaming to a semi decent match>KingstonThe match was among his worst singles matches (only the trios shit he was doing was worse).
Because in AEW he was allowed to do whatever he wanted and in WWE, he isn't. >>15841826I mean, "Danielson had a better version of this match" isn't exactly a scathing indictment. Punk and Starks were probably gonna beat the shit out of each other just fine. It is extremely funny to compare the Punk/Drew strap match to the Starks/Danielson one though, yes. In a larger sense, Danielson getting the respect of the boys and the hero's treatment and the Wembley main event and everything you KNOW Punk wanted for himself is very, very funny.
>>15841679wcw bret situation. he doesn't want to be there desu
>>15841917>I know. Hanger grabbed him and pulled him kicking and screaming to a semi decent matchLiterally. Punk complained later that Hangman was roughing him up in that match.
>>15841931Yeah it's actually pretty funny. Danielson is pretty much the Anti-Phil and gets everything Phil wanted with a fraction of the work/hassle
>>15841679I think he stinks in WWE but their dopey fans eat it up. If he was real over there I dont know if it would even work.
He’s better now
>>15842000No, Punk was worried going in that Hangman would shoot or deliberately work sloppy so as to injure him. Then Hangman worked hard to put Punk over and did it clean as a whistle.
>>15842068>Then Hangman worked hard to put Punk over and did it clean as a whistle.dude sold Phil's two botchshot lariats and all he got was burial after burial kek
>>15841679He was lame pretty often in AEW, though had some moments of brilliance
>>15841679>In AEW his promos were real
>>15841698>he wouldn't have been able to bury the guy WWE is currently trying to bury
>>15842031It wouldn't, WWE fans are actual fucking retards with brain damage or kids. They could never appreciate a fucking promo like this. They just sit on their fat asses and not react to anything he was saying https://youtu.be/D3q6vXUw_3g?si=WfHTujUsnLDNww_L
>>15841690His own hypocrisy>Th-there are f-fans on this side t-too!
>>15842686See >>15842852
Punk has been a little shaky on the mic lately, but this was one of the best promos I’ve seen in a while. I think Drew is going over at HiaC.
no nigga with a pepsi logo tat will ever be cool
>>15841746He isn't, that's why Moxley and Hangman bitched him out
>>15842881>this was one of the best promos I’ve seen in a whileHoly shit, how long have you been away to call that best in a while? It was fucking pathetic by all standards.
>>15841716KEK e-drones DO be like that
He has aged so much in the last year. Those bags under his eyes are insane. He looks like shit and can't wrestle anymore.
>>15842852This
>>15842881His collision one was way better, all his wwe ones suck so far cause like OP said, you can tell he's not into it. It's fake
>>15841679>every word that is coming out of his mouth is fakeAnd Phil got fake hair too after coming to WWE. >Notice how his hairline got crawling back to the front>his hair is now thicker>MJF should've asked Phil where he got that treatment
>>15843405Post examples of some better ones then>>15843556His AEW promos were better because he had the Young Cucks in the back office making him hate life, but they were too pussy to do a worked shoot that would’ve drawn dimes.
>>15841690THIS
he saw free vacancy just for him in a gayew hatewatcher's head
>>15843968The fucking promo Ludwig Kaiser cut had more passion and intensity behind it.
AEW has no filter which allows people to either sink or swim. Phil is a deranged moron, but he can cut a good promo when he is not shackled with 'le cinema' slop. All WWE promos sound fake and feel fake because they are fake. You never feel any animosity, belief or intensity in them and that's by design.
>>15841679He's not cool, if wasn't cool in AEW, he wasn't cool in WWE before, he wasn't cool on the indies. Phil was never, ever cool.
I can't take anything this dude says seriously anymore since he said he was going to jump out of a plate of haggis and beat up Drew McintyreAbsolute dimeless and cringe writing. I can't believe he didn't say no to that garbage baka
>>15842852tapped out when he called them smart, too cringe
>>15841679If he's not raging against the machine, he's just kind of there. Like when drones were shitposting that he was happy to be there in aew and all that. Of course, they don't do that now that he's in dubbadubbae
>>15841679>punk>cool>everlmfao
