LMAO he's so weird
this from that tony khan documentary? I want more goofy webms
>>15854751yes 700k
>>15854760https://x.com/AEW/status/1836545793194627555trailer dropped
>Always an easy win.Erm, why don’t you put your body on the line then, Mr Khan?
Why is he so tiny and gay and paki
And then they lost kwab
>>15854776seems like they botched airing it according to the comments kek, tony khan on fs1 was canceled?
>always an easy win>they have no wins
>it says here Rampage. was.. cancelled
please post TonyAttemptsToDrinkWater.gif
>>15854807would a broken neck allow you to move like that
>>15854807>neck brace>painlessly turning his neckcan't believe the nfl allowed that dumb shit
God this is hilarious. He's like Mr Bean
>>15854805WINS DONT MATTER ITS ABOUT HAVING FUN.
>>15854751>tfw glorious texans/wwe fan>tfw the texans are 2-0 and the cuckcats are 0-2>tfw the texans have a chance to go to the SB for the first time in team history, despite being the league's newest franchise, and the cuckcats are destined for a 5-6 win season
>>15854776>all the adults looking at him in disgust while he holds up his big colorful posterThis is going to be a webm goldmine
Can't wait for the full thing to come out
>>15854751>vince gets a documentary on Netflix>DADDY DADDY DADDY I WANT A DOCUMENTARY TOO!
>>15854838>grown professional men have to humor this retard during the most important day of the year for their franchise
>>15854805He didn't say which team was the easy win, did he? Checkmate piggiEs!
Tony is so odd in a fun way that it's obvious he isn't acting. He's nowhere near gifted acting wise to pull this off as anything other than his true personality.
Based Toni appearance
>uses stats to sign the best free agents on the market>never winsthis dude is trying to live up to the Moneyball gimmick so badly lmaodoesn't realize that you have to actually be talented at statistics to do that sort of thingim so fucking embarrassed that this semen slurping faggot is the owner of my home team
Just having a show about Tony would be dimes, he’s shoot funny af
>>15854928Imagine typing this out. lol
Chris being described solely as a former FTW Champ is hilarious.
>>15854751God forbid someone being passionate and excited in these days
>Tony is so odd in a fun way that it's obvious he isn't acting. He's nowhere near gifted acting wise to pull this off as anything other than his true personality.
Tony would fit right in as a Tim & Eric Awesome job character
>>15854949I love him and his autism he's clearly privileged beyond anyone's comprehension on here and was born into the role he's in, he's only time rubbing shoulders with common folk was with the narcissistic psychos in the ECW arena and that lead to Tony thinking every wrestling fan was like them
I shoot feel bad for making fun of him sometimes because I'm pretty sure he's on the spectrum (like me)
That was both hilarious and endearing
>>15854940pure stats in football is dangerous anywaydaniel jones first pass in the preseason is recorded as incomplete, so stat wise that's just 0/1 0 yrds, not the best but it's the first throw, can't get them all, right?you watch the actual game and it's a throw almost right to a defender watching him, almost a pick, potentially a pick 6 even, from that throwautists get stuck on numbers and can't process reality fully
>>15854856I really don't think their superbowl contenders yet but can't argue with the fact they're looking pretty good. At least now there's a decent Texas team.
>>15854967>Tim & Eric put tony and james quall in a room to book aew's version of Mania while David Liebe Hart makes the entrance themes for everybody and the show will be called QUALL IN
>>15855044>tied for 3rd in SB betting odds>2-0 early while all other teams in the division are 0-2 (start 0-2 = 5% chance of making the playoffs)>won their hardest divisional game in week 1 (at the colts)>stroud is the absolute truth>the receiving core is top 3 caliber>very good RB>all around good defense (DROTY, too)this year looks *very* promising for the texans.
>>15854751
>>15855091We aren't lucky enough to live in a time where this happens
>>15854928until the mask falls off and his vindictive personality comes out
>>15854887Holy kek
Is he as dog shit at Football related matters as he is with the TEW inspired wrestling booking? If so, I feel sorry for any poor slob who pays to see the Jaguars.
>>15854751I like making fun of TK, but I shoot don't think that one looked very embarrassing. All his ones at pressers have been far, far worse.
>>15854805Why is this Anthony Cumia?
>>15854751Tony has been around prowrestlers too long. Way too long. He forgot how to behave like an NFL Team Owner.
>>15854887>Ywn be a billionaire who gets to fuck with your teams coaches and make them play along with your wrestling gimmick
>>15854807Somethings seriously wrong with this cocksucker Tiny Khanetty.
>>15856133>I like making fun of TK, but I shoot don't think that one looked very embarrassing. All his ones at pressers have been far, far worse.
I can't imagine what football lifers, coaches and other alpha males that have been around high level competition all their life think about this dweeb being allowed to even pretend to interject football (either one) opinions. Zero self awareness over confident nepo baby>>15856009yes
>>15854751That is the last good player they had, and they traded him, because he didn't want to hang out with Tiny Klown.
>>15854764Tony when he is home alone with a male dog
>>15854764LMAO
>>15854776HOLY SHIT I LOVE THE CHICAGO BEARS NOW! MAKING FUN OF FAGGY KHAN'S FAKE NECK INJURY LMFAO
>>15854807Shad looks so ashamed in this lol
>>15857031Everyone hates this fucking moron lmao.
imagine being so mindbroken by tony khan that you have hard drives full of drawings and AI dedicated to him, e-drones on some real buffalo bill shit
>>15857031knew you were sashaschizo. drop the bitchtits gig it's running out of steam
>>15855091>AEW PRESENTS QUALL OUT>COMIC SUPERSTAR JAMES QUALL BATTLES TONY KHAN IN A QUALL YOU CAN EAT NO RULES MATCH>ALSO THE RICHARD DUNN MEMORIAL QUALL-IFYING ROUNDS BEGIN>CHANNEL 5 NEWS TEAM JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR DEFEND THEIR INTERGENDER TAG TEAM TITLES>PIERRE FACES OFF AGAINST NEIL HAMBURGER IN A BEEF HOUSE RULES MATCH>STREAMING LIVE AT 2AM THIS TUESDAY ON YOUR TAIRY GREENE MACHINE FOR SUBCRIBERS OF TAIRY GREENE PLUS
>>15857058Trevor we are going to keep making fun of Faggy Khan no matter how many times you seethe and beg us to stop.
>>15854776Holy shit. This is the first time I have ever heard Tony's real voice. I watched the Punk scrum, but anons said the audio was fucked up. He kind sounds like he looks? Idk, maybe a little more nasally. Probably due to the cocaine abuse. But Tony almost sounds like a "Rugrats" character.
>>15854807I feel so bad for Old Khan because he loves his kids so much that he can't tell them they're total spergs.
>>15854805Lies, he won KWABOTY
>>158571303 years in a row too! Very impressive
>>15854882There's a lot to document about this guy.Vince had his idiosyncrasies, but Tony's a complete lunatic by comparison.
>>15854776>tfw Tony brings in poster board and rulers when the room is wall to wall computer projectorsDADDY! I CAN'T FIND MY RED CRAYON! HOW CAN I MARK PLAYERS AS DRAFTED WITHOUT MY CRAYON?! DADDY HELP!
>>15854751Whats so weird about this? sorry he doesn't shit on and rape his employees like Vince
>>15857295>but WWE!learn a new song, please
>>15857454How bout this song >>15844490
>>15857454So we're gonna pretend that you're not an Edrone and that you "people" aren't the ones making these threads
>>15857478why u cryin' ?
>>15854751he is too pure for this world
>>15857487He covered up Kylie Rae's rape, but okay
>>15857478Uh oh, the 1 aewtist left is getting uppity!
>>15857499Fuck him. If he doesn't like shitposting then r/AEWtrans is a better place for him.
>>15857491prove it
>>15857548he made her sign an ndanow prove your daughter's hymen is intact
>>15854807this nigga really has no clue huh
>>15857828Will learn they all doProtip never pester poor people online
>>15857106Tony is a shoot FtM. Nick Fuentes does this same thing.
This documentary has to be a rib. No wonder why Jacksonville has the worst record of any NFL team since 2012.
>>15854776>yeah, well... you didn't get pile-drived>*sips coffee* I clown on this goofy fucker a lot but that popped me
>>15859093>durr ur not gonna know which players are gonna be in undrafted free agency!!lmao this fucking tard. Are there more than 37 players on your gigantic autism sheet?
>>15855013In sports the 'intangibles' are quite real, you never really know if someone can make chicken salad. But the one time they do they are minted almost, regardless of stats, so yeah stats are important but they dont show the full picture.
>>15857063Perfection.
It’s really telling that fans of every sport this autistic virgin has been involved in hate him and his dad but only aew losers have accepted him and formed a cult around him
>>15859093>>15859104This dude really thinks he’s helpingThe scouts sitting next to him must think he’s a fucking retard
>>15854853I don’t have any fun watching the jaguars
>>15857106he always seemed like a fred armisen character to me, just with a deeper voice than fred
>>15859104What’s Shad thinking here
>>15859104>Do we really have to humor this guys autistic retard son....
Reminder that AEW’s sole existence is to keep Tony away from the actual money makers like Fulham and the Jags kek
>>15854776This is literally a mr bean skit
>>15859588This is borderline Lynchian
>>15859384Abortion
>>15854764Kek What A Sicko
>>15859534No it's not, he's with them all the time. I wish this was true so he could focus more on AEW. Tony still working elsewhere is their biggest problem IMO.
>>15859860Tony does absolutely nothing at those other "jobs" and this absurdist documentary proves it.
>>15859873no it doesnt ya sperg
>>15859903Any retard with an internet connection can get a list of college free agents.
>>15857229>DADDY! I CAN'T FIND MY RED CRAYON! HOW CAN I MARK PLAYERS AS DRAFTED WITHOUT MY CRAYON?! DADDY HELP!lmao
o shit whats up johnny tardball
>>15859940and tony will run analytics on them from his officeyou know, the guy who just got a 2.4X rights increase for his wrestling company
>>15859980
>>15857130>>15857197Nope, still Vince and everybody knows it.
>>15859984idk where this random shit is from but they killed it last year and were one of the most successful teams in the leaguewould have done better if it wasnt for injuries too
>>15859984>worse than the Jets and Browns since Shad bought themhow the fuck does this happen
>>15860023Most literate AEWtist. It means that the Khans have fielded the worst team in the league by overall record since they bought it.
football gay
>>15860047>dude trust this random screen shotand teams outside of a major market are gonna struggle against major market teams. thats just sports 101, you must never watch. did the kids who play sports beat you up?
>>15859384
>>15860082https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/worst-record-in-nfl-since-2012>muh small marketlol now i know that you're trolling
>>15860082>tranny trying to pretend he understands anything about sports because the daddy of his cult leader owns a teamIt would be funny if it weren’t so sad
>>15860098lel
>>15860112How's the XFL?
>>15860082The Chiefs is a small market team and they've been kicking asses.The Jags is just poorly run by the management.The Khans could've just hire some competent GM to run the team and take credits when they have some kind of success like Bob Kraft, but Tony need to play around as the smart analytic pioneer lol.
>>15860034Because his companies are ran by retardsHow he is a billionaire I have no ideat. Works for flexngate
>>15860137It's called the UFL now.
>>15860169The company is just a front for Al Qaeda money laundering operation.
>>15860169lol really? I always suspected that Shad was a laundering mule and Flex-N-Gate is just his first hiding place. It probably comes from dirty money Pakistan needs to wash to avoid sanctions. Shad's wealth coming from bumper sales is more than a little farfetched.
>>15860137>>15860082Rovert why do you pretend you know a fucking thing about American football
>>15860202He seems know how to shove the ball up to his ass.
>>15860187There are a lot of cars out there man. They got like 64 factories.
>>15860180Pakistan is one of the top three "religious terrorism" threats globally. Google it.
>>15860137Has a multi million dollar tv deal. Where can I watch aew next year?
>>15860215Fox, TBS, TNT, TruTV, Max
>>15854764KEK
>>15860202>Rovertstopped reading there, lose weight bitchtits
Did this documentary air yet?
>>15860215Rumble
>>15860233Where’s the press release?
>>15860082The smaller market teams in the NFL have been more successful than their larger counterparts. The Bears are a trainwreck, the Jets and Giants are dogshit, the Rams and Chargers are both afterthoughts. Really the only "big market" team worth a damn is the 9ers, and they're about to fall off a cliff.
>>15860233Wild. Do you have an official press release to substantiate that claim?
Jags already ruined surefire prospect like Lawrence in three years.Even Colts took more time to broke Andrew Luck lmao.
>>15854882lel
LMAO
>>15860272>>15860286You'll just find some new cope when that happens
>>15860318>normietubers are making fun of tina nowlel
>>15860212Pakis are disgusting scum.https://www.tokyokinky.com/pakistani-arrested-assaulting-schoolgirl-train-rape/
Was this documentary canceled?
>>15860348Can't wait for the FS1 doc to drop, might as well give Tony Lolcow of the year award now.
>>15860346Where’s the press release?
>>15860346And how will you cope when AEW ended up in Mustard TV?
>wwe delays a documentary and redditors seethe for months about the rock and wwe>aew delays a documentary about Tony Khan as he actively embarrasses himself in it>reddit is silent
Tina's delusion reminds me of Corey Feldman when he invited Vice to write a piece of his dollar store playboy mansion.https://www.vice.com/en/article/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party/
>>15860380how will you cope with your massive obesity and terminal virginity?
>>15860387What were you watching? This was a massive puff piece. From Fox no less. Very interesting indeed.
>>15854776>Tony is in charge of the free agencyAhh this makes sense when you realize all the money they dropped on the Bills 3rd receiver last summer
>>15859534It's gonna come out next week that Tony was just a Nathan Fielder skit that went on for 5 years. He thought the show would be canceled in a few months but since he somehow got a cult following, he just kept rolling with it
>>15854856Think they'll actually hit 5 wins? You're a nice guy, Tex.
>>15860761southern hospitality is quite real. out of curiosity, i looked at their schedule, and, as in my quoted post, i actually have them winning 6.i would not, however, bat an eyelash if they ended up at 3-4 wins.
>>15860209Well, yeah, you can afford a lot of those when Pakistan gives you trafficking money for hiding.
>>15860944I honestly wonder if it's orchestrated. Trevor Lawrence seems like he's sandbagging for a trade. The Giants could be a trade destination and the Jags would waste the picks like always.
>>15860974Imagine thinking Pakistan could just do this openly in ZOGmerica
>>15860994lawrence should just play out his contract and leave whenever unrestricted free agency beckons. the giants should tank as hard as possible for their next QB.
>>15861011uh, yeah, they could
>>15856997>That is the last good player they had
>>15859588must have been Bring Your Daughter to Work day
is this documentary out yet? where's the webms?
>>15863672I' downloaded it but haven't watched yet. It's only 10 minutes. I'll make some when I get around to it
>>15863682based
>>15854751I too get very excitable.
