I'll start
>>15859696Why would a guy decide to be a wrestler as a career and voluntarily make his own gimmick one of those gimmick's Vince gives you before he fires you?
she couldve saved the womens division
>Cody>CM Punk>Brian PillmanJr>Ethan Page>Jade Cargill>William Regal>Wardlow>Ricky Starks
>>15859696This cucks a complete shitter, let him go hang on Phils sack in WWE
I agree with Danhausen. Dude was the biggest draw on the indies in decades and has huge crossover appeal with the horror community. Plus he was on Conan!
>>15859696The only fumble with signing this 3rd level cuck manlet to begin with. >>15859708Why would a guy who's 5'6 150lbs with shitty tattoos decide to have a career as a wrestler to begin with? At least he had enough of a clue to become a cartoon character instead of the generic "bad ass shooter" gimmick he did before.
>>15859770god dammit, *was signingGMS
>>15859696I hope Danhausen gets shoot rapedhausen
>>15859708Danhausen used to be shoot shredded but couldn't get over. Now he has a successful gimmick and consistently tops the merch sales for AEW and PWtees. Clearly he's doing something right to connect with all these fans. Why do you people insist on shitting on someone who actually tries to get out of bed and make something of his life?
Donovan is much to nice of a guy to bring it up but we all know Windham lifted alot of the Danhausen gimmick for his Firefly Funhouse gimmick.
>>15859696Fuck off Donovan, and take your wife's daughter with you
kwabhausen is such a sad fucking faggot it's unreal
Speaking of Danhausen did you see how he stood up for his fans against that promoter in Tampa? That was based. I bought some of his merch right after that.
>>15859856>>15859805Kys Donovan, at this point Ryback has more organic demand than you
Man I can't believe how he fumbled Cody and Danhausen
>Goes over all of your female talent and holds up the Women's division for an entire year.
>bootleghausens merch in your're pathhausen
We waste everyone vibes
>>15861334Never happened lame brain.
>>15859817Wwe always steals popular gimmicks from others organizations, this is highly plausible
>>15861333Imagine giving this bitch any kind of push when she all but admitted that she was using this as a stepping stone to get to WWE
>>15862646Why not, if she going one way or another?
>>15862646Are you serious?This is wrestling she should be thinking of invading every territory and bully their champions
>jade cargill>cm punk>cody rhodes
>>15859734This right here. I don't know how he can't see that he's his own worst enemy right now.
Danhausen haters refuse to acknowledge that he was incredibly over in AEW.
Coworker from last job wore Danhauser shirts. I didn't know who he was at the time, unfortunately. I thought he was wearing a black metal band's t-shirt He came in one day with a DDP shirt and I said "fuck yeah" to him
>>15859708Irony poisoning.
>>15859717Wasn't she a massive botch machine?
>>15859805Hi Faghausen
>>15864297But isn't there something special about being able to interact with pro wrestlers on /pw/?
>>15859696Danhausen could have gotten over if he shoot stopped doing his gimmick and turned heel on Punk. He’s clearly good enough to be something other than Danhausen.
>>15859764He was also jamming with lots of metal musicians during the pandemic on YouTube
>>15864177What woman isn't?
>>15864339Yeah but it’s always the dimeless midgets from the tranny fed, like yourself. I don’t get to talk with Big Poppa Pump on here.
>>15864177not so much a bitch machine but just she isn't great in the ring, and she did an absolutely awful mic spot and hasn't been back to aew since. I also think she's gotten herself stuck in the gcw vortex
>>15859734how did AEW fumble Jade? she was presented as a much bigger deal in AEW, to the point WWE offered her a 2mil a year contract
>>15859708Why would you voluntarily use an apostrophe for a plural? I know that wasn't autocorrect you dumb fucking retard
>>15861333no she didn't lol>>15862646WWE tried to sign her first and she turned them down, you people and your head canons are fucking hilarious
I think I saw one or two Danhausen matches before AEW bought ROH, he's not good.
>>15864343he was something other than danhausen for most of his career and it got him nowhere
>>15859696shitter>>15859717surprised Tony never offered her a contractshe was kind of over>>15859734>Codyshitter>CM Punkshitter>Brian PillmanJrshitter>Ethan Pageshitter>Jade Cargillshitter>William Regalhe was presented as a big dealhe even got a kayfabe retirement>Wardlowshitter>Ricky Starksshitter>>15863532shitter
>>15864846>Today's auction is a 2010 Honda Civic>I bid $100>.....>.........>Sold for $5000>"ahahahahha you're so bad you didn't win the Civi after bidding on itnuance.mp4
>>15864889>mad>Civictypos.wav
>>15864889she turned WWE down initially cause of their schedule and hunter being a weirdo telling her WWE would be her family not her actual family, not cause AEW out bid WWE
>>15864343This is ultimate cope lol without the gimmick he’s a Walmart cashier
Danhausen is his biggest wasted potential Hard to say if Cody or Punk is the biggest fumble. Punk and Drew are way more over than Cody right now, but long term Cody was / is / will be the bigger loss
>>15859708Why would he get a gimmick that has made him a number #1 merch seller in AEW despite never being on TV? gee I dunno>>15859734>BP Jrabsolute dogshit, even NXT hardly uses him>EthanA nothing. World champ purely to spite AEW.>JadeComplete shitter but looks like a star. Perfect for WWE>WardlowAgreed>RickyCan’t book someone who refuses to work
>>15864343horrible advice
>>15859770>>>15859708 #>Why would a guy who's 5'6 150lbs with shitty tattoos decide to have a career as a wrestler to begin with?The same question can apply to the entire AEW men's roster.
>>15864343>He’s clearly good enough to be something other than Danhausen.Have you seen him do an actual match? He's not
>>15859805>He can't wrestle>He's a bitch>He constantly complains of social media>He's locker room cancer>He sells bootleg merchat indy shows and conventions>Everyone with a half decent push sells more merch than him
>>15859696Bunny. She shoot beat Roman twice in the ratings, and Tony still fumbled by letting her go
>>15866100she wants a baby, she'll be back after blade knocks her up and she pops one out
>>15859764>Dude was the biggest draw on the indiesnobody was going to a fucking show for Danhausen, we were going for the pro wrestling and that fag just happened to be there.
One of the last few remaining true carnies in the business. Ya gotta love the Danhausenmeister, ya just gotta.
>>15866134For real Nick Gage and Eddie Kingston are better draws. And that former CHIKARA ant that puts his hand in his pockets.
>>15866134'Sup Donny, stop being so hard on yourself.
>>15859696
>>15859696EZ
>>15865913I have seen his matches, they are subtle. I would say he is on par with prime okada, Ospreay, Omega, Rollins. Absolute workhorse and in ring dynamo
>>15859696The much shorter list is Tony's non fumbles, which are>moxley>swerve>hangman
>>15859734>Codemeister He refused to turn heel, and refused to be world champion, so blame him for that. >PhilThat you can blame Tony for. Tony, and the Bucks. Grow a set, lay down the law, and get these faggots to do business. >Pillman Jr Even if WWE is giving him more air time, it's not like Lexis King is going anywhere big when he hits the main roster. Not much for Tony to fumble here, if there's anything at all. >All EgoMaybe Tony should have given him a singles run, even if it was the TNT or International title. All Ego can work a mic and wrestle a decent match. WWE seem to recognize that. >Jade CargillHe really didn't fuck this one up, or if he did, he didn't do it in the way you think. He made that girl one of his biggest attractions, probably over exposed her. >William RegalHe was a big part of a major storyline, and got a really big TV send off. Didn't really fumble the ball on him. >Wardlow Probably one of TK's biggest fuck ups. Guy was white hot after beating MJF, and he just murdered his momentum. Could have been a tentpole for your company. We'll see if WWE would use him better if he ever jumps ship though.>Ricky Starks I mean, he is a hell of a talker, and he can work a hell of a match. He should be in the TNT title picture, and orbiting the world title from time to time. But like one user said, you can't really book a person who doesn't wanna do business. If Starks wants to be a fucking diva, he can go right ahead, but it won't do him favours.
>>15866850pillman is really the one who fucked up, he was given a singles angle with MJF and just couldn't deliver on the mic so to y put him back into tags after it. I agree with your assesment of Ethan page, he should have been given a singles push instead of Scorpio Sky, he's a good promo, decent size and decent in the ring, was never gonna be world champ but I could see him being a reliable upper midcarder
>Get over as fuck due to his mystery and never wrestling>Finally have him wrestle>Oh shit he's good>Gets more over>Goes on a winning streak>Suddenly gets slapped into a comedy tag team with Danhausen because ITS FUNNY XD>Stops getting used as old toy syndrome kicks in>Suddenly gets shoved into a tag team with Jungle Boy under the pretense "they're twinks">It's split like barely a month after they get together>Feuds with Jungle Boy a bit>Back off TV after>Comes back>Wins FTR title>Floats around>Overness killed
