How come failed college athletes are leagues better then your average indy guy
>>15859939theyre not
>>15859939because theyre athletic
indy shitters like pepsimark phil have zero athletic ability
>>15859939>How come people with high level athletic backgrounds are more athletic?Let's hear them cut a promo or try and make a crowd actually feel something
>>15859958Punk is actually an exception since he made it to the UFC
>>15859967>since he made it to the UFC0-1-0
>>15859944Correct
>>158600400-1-1Jackson raped CM bitch but the decision was overturned as draw after marijuana test
>>15860100I just went off of google. Point being any of us could go and have the same record in UFC. So if that's what 'making it to the UFC' means then it doesn't mean fuck all kek
>>15859939Look at the adjective: athletes
>>15859939>>15860124wrestling is not an alethic competition you marksits theatre, its a play fightingyou need to be an actor not a failed college athlete
>>15859939athleticism > screeching in a microphone. this is ALWAYS true in professional wrestling, but too many gym dodgers denigrate it because they look and perform like shit.
>>15860121That was a special match made for Phil, his previous opponent would smash most normal men.
>wrestling is not an alethic competition you marks>its theatre, its a play fighting>you need to be an actor not a failed college athlete
>>15859967>made it to the UFCIt's not like he fought his way there and built up a record, retard
>>15860465thank you for not making fun of my spelling mistakei watch wwe, cuz i like story but i don't watch nxt cuz all the wrestlers are bland! epic reddit reaction image though broseph *fist bumps you*
>>15859939Because they haven't been poisoned by the indie mindset, culture, and style.They are like raw clay waiting to be shaped into art. Whereas indie shitters have already been shaped into a shitty high school art class ash tray you made for your chain smoking neglectful whore mother.
Because they aren’t “failed” athletes
Why is a YouTube celebrity a better wrestler than people who have been doing it their whole lives?
>>15859939Even Bad Bunny was better than the average indy guy
It’s not 2003 roh days the Indy scene is full of trash because how bad you have to be to not be on any roster right now
>>15859944they are
they arent marks trying replicate bret hart and jerry lynn
>>15859939Because failed college athletes are still athletes and they're hungry to succeed at some kind of athletic career. Your average indy guy, meanwhile, is a Funko Pop collecting dumbfuck mark who wants to cosplay either Jeff Hardy or Bret Hart except they can't even do that convincingly because they're 5'6" twinks or skinnyfat slobs without an athletic bone in their body and without a single clue in their tiny söy-filled brains.