Wrestling Empire
>>15863479Is dismemberment a new feature?
isnt that the new m dickie kino
>>15863531Yes. Slapnuts called me out to an iron match so I threw him on the tracks now he has no arms
>>15863563>loses arm and hand and continues to wrestleWhat a warrior.
>>15863479For anyone not familiar with it, this is the greatest pro-wrestling game your money can buy and that's a shoot.
>>15863479>>15863563What's the story?
>>15863544THIS IS MURDER *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP* THIS IS MURDER...
>>15863479Well, I know what I'll be playing the next couple of days.
Anyone ever think about what "you're getting a dell" guy is up to these days?
>>15863479Holy shit he brought this back? Never thought I'd see the day...Boomers will remember dismemberment was in the old windows versions like Mpire and Remix, nice to see it back and full deathmatch kino restored
>>15864060Oh yeah, he brought this back as well as a number of his older games. Converted them to Unity engine if I'm not mistaken.MDickie is living his dream.
>>15864060They're on Steam by the way, and Wrestling Empire is on Switch and mobile as well
>>15864086Not on Gamepass = no play. I'm just not gonna play it
>>15864160Sorry bro
>>15864160this dood got NO DIMES
>>15864160It’s like 2 dollars on steam
>>15864203Well... $20. But worth every penny in my book. And it all goes to an independent developer, which is kinda cool.
>>15864220Yeah, I must have got it during a sale, but it’s fucking pure kino, the AI is insane
>>15864304First time I started playing I worked for the in-game equivalent of Paul Heyman. One day, after a match, dude demanded I take a pay cut. I told him to go fuck himself and he fired me.Afterwards, I bumped into him while wandering through the train station. Threw that motherfucker on the train tracks right as it was entering the station and he straight up died.Memorial show was the next day. I swore right then and there that Wrestling Empire was the only wrestling game I'd ever play from that point forward.
>>15863479I like the game a lot I play it on my computer
>>15864346Based anon living Tommy Dreamer’s dream
>>15864346I had a really good career, became the most over and well paid guy in the world. Then I got killed out of nowhere in some match they screwed me in. I edited the save and came back as a spirit of vengeance and took them out, then departed the world for good.
>>15864516A few shows later we had a cross-promotional show. It was a tag match.The non-legal man was off-brand Riki Choshu. He climbed up onto the turnbuckle for some reason so, out of instinct, I hit him with a running clothesline and knocked that motherfucker straight to the outside.He didn't get up the rest of the match. We had a memorial show the next week.10/10 game
>>15863479Him and la parka are always attacking me backstage. Cant kill them because I like whooping their asses.
i looked into this and it seems janky as hell... i guess the appeal is the goofy stuff like >>15864533>>15864525>>15864346 ?I'll give it a shot, but what games are good for the technical polish?
>>15864606It's absolutely janky as hell. You have to know that going in and just roll with it. It's been described as a "meme" game and that's accurate, but it's a fun one.I can't really recommend any good pro-wrestling games if quality is what you're looking for. I'm mostly a strategy and old-school RPG guy myself. When I want wrestling, I want something just stupid and fun.
this game was fun until the court case update. literally unplayable now
>>15864644I haven't played it in a few months -- what happened?
>>15864661he released hard time 3 so implemented the stuff from there into wrestling empire. now you can get taken to court if you injure someone or if the booker doesnt think your contract is worth it or some shit. its really annoying because it takes up the entire week. he toned it down a bit in a patch but i just wish you could disable it all together
>>15864670That sucks. He's got some great games but some of the stuff gets so janky.I liked Old School but hated how fast the clock moves and the fact that *everyone* wants to talk to you.... and god forbid that clock stop moving while they do.
>>15863479wrestling empire is dimes
>>15864705Literally won't see that in any other pro-wrestling gameWrestling Empire, however? It's just another week in the grind
