He’s right you know
>>15899560Blacks will come and Nash will swallowFor rape victims, no tomorrowMake it fast, his time of sorrowIn this alley, they had him followed
>>15899560>wwe is (thing i don't like), aew is (thing i like)didn't we just have some other schmo from aew doing some bullshit music comparison like this?
>>15899560Is Slayer performing in half empty arenas?
>>15899560and as much as he wants to take shots and use pop music, wwe is metallica and aew is anthrax
>>15899591'fraid that was CM Punk calling himself Taylor Swift for men on an episode of Monday Night Raw
>>15899560He's right, but in a way he doesn't understand and can never comprehend
>>15899596Is Taylor Swift?
>>15899598lol even worse
>>15899560if I was an Uber driver or other low IQ "human", I'd appreciate unnecessary analogies, but I'm not
>>15899587Many are saying this
>>15899596A band does like 12-24 shows every 2-3 years usuallyAEW runs what, at least 60 venues a year or so counting PPVs?It's an entirely different business.
>>15899560AEW doesn't have a huge following tho
>>15899560yeah because they killed it lmao
>>15899560AEW is the Diddy of wrestling.
>>15899560>E-piggiEs are on the same level as the retarded "Swifties"OH NONONONONO PiggiEs are gonna OINK about this one
why'd wwe do it?
>>15899660Kek dronies still trying to shake the World Weinstein Entertainment allegations and still failing
Can't even stand on its own merits.
>>15899597there is absolutely nothing at all metal about wwe
>>15899560I mean, it's true. AEW is literally killing pro wrestling.
WWE is for girls and for faggots? of course
>>15899597It's all they can do. Just like WWE is Mcdonalds and aew is a Michelin star restaurant. WWE is MCU and aew is The Godfather when in reality it should be WWE is Mcdonalds and aew is burger king and WWE is the MCU and aew is DCEU.
>>15899560Somebody rang?
>>15899560Where's the lie, bros?
>>15899560people actually know who Slayer are, not so much for gAyEW I'm afraid
>>15899560What a weird cope
>>15899616WWE runs more places and has no trouble filling them. Funny, innit?
>>15899560Slayer is a metal legend, ECW was the Slayer of wrestling. AEW is more akin to some edgy literally who garbage band like Infant Annihilator.
WWE is coldplay, AEW is Weird AlWWE is Drake, AEW is lil DickyWWE is taylor swift, AEW is Riki Lindhome
>>15900403WWE runs one of the best live gate businesses in the world. It's really impressive when you think about it. But having said that, AEW does pretty well too.It's kind of like why MLB has the highest attendance of any other major sport -- a hell of a lot of games are played every year in a hell of a lot of stadiums. Almost none of them are individually well attended anymore aside from big games and marquee cities. But they still do the best live-gate attendance in the world, any sport.
>>15900462>AEW does pretty well too
>>15900484They do far, far worse than WWE but yeah, they do pretty well if you think about the live attendance business as a whole.
>>15899761Based Jaxbro
>>15900496Not really. Other companies could run just as many low drawing events as AEW does if they also had a limitless budget and no inclination to actually make money
>>15900524I disagree. I think they do well enough.I do agree that they would've never been able to get to this point without the trust fund though.
>>15899560WWE be like peepee and AEW be like female peepee. Peepee goes inside female peepee
>>15899761YTBROS OH NO NO NO
>>15899560kek their wrestlers are as retarded as their fans.
>>15899560Slayer can sell out a show, so no, AEW is not like Slayer.
>>15899560KK would never support the tranny product
>>15899560Slayer fans dont look like this
>>15901517wwe fans do though
>>15901517>>15901536It's the same fucking person
>>15899560The only thing getting slayed are their fans penis’
>>15900998Ironic because now James has a straight edge X tattoo.
>>15899560Good for a few years at the start and then shit after? Yeah AEW is Slayer
AEW are The Killers of pro wrestling.
>>15899560That's insulting to Slayer
>>15901632And Taylor desu
>>15899620they’ve only been around a fraction of the time slayer was around
>>15900084>people actually know who Slayer areyou give ppl way too much credit. now that their shirts are sold in walmart, sure, ppl know they’re some sort of band. but, ive met fat fuck posers wearing their shirt who couldnt name a single song
>>15899560>Taylor Swift>highest grossing and drawing star in business>Slayer>retired band that only preforms random shows>riddled with inner turmoil between band mates who hate each otherSo AEW is a washed up wrestling promotion full of people who hate each other?KWAB.
>>15900413>Infant Annihilator can sell 50k+ at WembleyThat makes sense
>>15901517That means you never lived in Florida. Congrats
>>15899616Lol
>>15899560>slayer fans cut themselves to show how hardcore they are>AEW fans cut their dicks off to show how hardcore they areAlso 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
>>15901556Based charls
>>15899560>WWE is like the hot popular thing, and AEW is the relic from a bygone age that should've quit when they lost a key member but took the brand too far
>>15901615naw AEW are some shit arthouse act that draws dimes from hipsters and nerds but has limited mainstream appeal. Like I dunno Bon Iver or Surfjan Stevens maybe
>>15900524>Panda Energy TNA
>>15904034I'm not sure what's funnier, that you think AEW is "arthouse" or those bands are
>>15899587SOUTH OF KEVIN
But slayer play full stadiums. Aew is the shit elvis impersonator singing at the local gay bar
>>15903981>relic from a bygone age that should've quit when they lost a key member but took the brand too farThat's literally WWE
>>15904361Ya seem to know an awful lot about what goes on in gay bars
>>15899560>that doesn't mean Slayer doesn't have a huge followingAEW is Spinal Tap when they were playing second fiddle to a puppet show
>>15904485e-drones once again with the hottest of references to 4+ decades ago
>>15899560i dont remember slayer having a audience of neckbeards and trannies or having member who are Trannies or Faggots
>>15901632kek
>>15899755Accurate
>>15899761>discord tranny obsessed with niggersYou fags expose yourself every day lol
>>15904529>having member whoGOOOOOD MORNING!
>>15904529It's even funnier than that cause Slayer recently caught shit for being "nazis" and I'm sure their tranny fanbase will not acknowledge that, but pretend they love the band
>>15899560Slayer is older than Darby Allin. Imagine people in the 60s acting like Al Jolson was the pinnacle of music.
>>15899596No. They are headlining two large festivals this month
>>15899761Isn’t this Iyo’s fuck buddy?
WWE is Coke zero. Name of the original but will never be like the classic (WWF). AEW is RC Cola. Tries to compete with Coke but only serves in vending machines.
>>15901517they do tho
>>15899560it doesn't mean that slayer doesn't have a huge following, but you're just talking about slayer here and not gayew kek
>>15899755>when in reality it should be WWE is Mcdonalds and aew is burger king and WWE is the MCU and aew is DCEU.factsperiod
>>15904157go back to /mu/ tranny
>>15900462>AEW does pretty well too.heh lol
>>15899560but slayer can actually sell out a venue
>>15899560>AEW is SlayerAEW is Tenacious D. a parody comedy act that only kids and teens enjoy
Kek do posers think Slayer is underground or something?They could probably sell out the same arenas Swift does
>>15907142We aren't in the 90s/early 00s anymore.
>>15899755BK is too successfulMore like Jack in the Box or something
>>15907410that makes sense, jack in the box because they're mostly present on the western side of usabut the eastcoast usa has the hardee's boys
>>15899560Holy fucking cringe
>>15899560The gayest part of this is trying to tell people how you want to be seen. ECW didn't tell us they were the Nirvana of wrestling, we told them because they actually disrupted the status quo.AEW can keep saying it's badass metal, best ever, but it'll always be seen as an indy daycare and a WWE retirement home until it proves itself otherwise.
>>15907621thisif you're the one telling people that you're the x of y or something like thatthen first offthat's you trying to tell people what to think of you rather than it coming organically from them, which is akin to brainwashing in a waysecond, it just comes off as desperate attempts to convince people you're something they don't readily see and most likely you're just covering up for the gaps that are missing for the comparison to hold any water, therefore, you really ain't it bruh
Slayer is so fucking gay. All metal is fucking gay.
>>15899560Metallica = Hulk HoganMegadeth = Shawn Michaels Slayer = Marty JannettyAnthrax = Al Snow
>>15899560>SlayerWashed-up lulcows from 30+ years ago?
>>15907768Nah you are
>>15899560>quoth slayer “who’s that pussy?”
>>15899560>BROOD AEW
>>15899560As a fan of metal music I think Darby is motherfucking high as giraffe pussy for even suggesting this comparison.
>>15899560Well, AEW IS slop for tasteless posers, so he's at least right on that account.
