TONIGHT from Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City>Roderick Strong VS HOOK(c) for the FTW Championship>Mariah May(c) vs Yuka Sakazaki for the AEW Women's World Championship>The Young Bucks(c) vs Will Ospreay & Kyle Fletcher for the AEW World Tag Team Championship>Jon Moxley vs Darby Allin for the AEW World Championship #1 Contendership>Bryan Danielson vs Nigel McGuinness
I LOVE AEW!
>>15909859cm punk won
No E-drones allowed thread.
>already skipping game threads to artificially increase hype for this shit that no one is watching
>No E-drones allowed thread.
R E M O V E J Rholy shit
>>15909876>I LOVE (laughing at) AEW!
luv nigelluv dragonluv aewsimple as
bit of a slow start but nigel can still go
Nigel is unironically a better wrestler than the yeet man
>>15909859>Crapura Stinko>Shitter Novela>Holojobbers
>>15909859Thanks for drawing the house Miko-senpai
>>15909867wtf is this real???
>>15909899based
>>15909891You new to Dynamite gamethreads?
>>15909883She hates him lol
So is Shane McMahon going to debut tonight?
>>15909918BASED
>>15909859Outside of Nige/Bryan and maybe Mox/Darby, this card is grim
old ass Nigel looks better in the ring than 90% of the aew locker room
>>15909918>she
Our Nige going longer than I expected.
Dope match for how long Nigel was out
>>15909918Why is her only pinned tweet of cm Punk then? like every girl they like being degraded and treated like shit by a dominant asshole. She fucking loves him lmao
I'm glad to see that Nigel could still hang, due to unforeseen circumstances he really did get shafted
is Christian gonna cash in after this match?
>>15909900>>15909904I hate to say that I missed his RoH run but I loved him as Desmond Wolfe in TNA. Not to be cliche but he's still got it.
>"Did Nigel just say thank you?"He sure did, JR, to his new daddy.
>>15909930You're a faggot if you cant tell the difference bro
>retired wrestler now announcer going 20 minutes with the top champion of your company>crickets when he winsfucking grim
>>15909859>>15909906>Chinese cartoons>Asian animation>Japanese jotting
Why is AEW dying?
that sucked
That was as good as it was going to get given Nigel hasn't wrestled in years
FINALLY OVER FFS
what a weak ass "lock"
BASED
>>15909933You're surprised? Tony would book this match to go 20 minutes if they were both in wheelchairs.
Shit ending
>>15909933I feel like it's getting better as it goes on, too
Christian Cage money in the bank
>"thank you daddy">Christian appearsperfection
I LOVE MY FATHER (CHRISTIAN)
PEEPCHADS ITS HAPPENING
someone's gotta be holding JR up in his seat
>>15909956It's AEW, everything sucks here
>>159099552.4X renewal
>>15909948You would know you cock sucking faggot
I know this was the hottest ticket 15 years ago but this match fucking slaps in 2024
FUCK
>>15909950but anon didn't you know he's been talking shit on commentary and bryan just finished the story??!
>Kip stole the penJej, Christian just never getting to call his shot is based.
pen stealing angle
God, GayEW is so gay
That was goofy. I wish Tony would fire those faggot ex-TNA writers
>zero reaction for Kip stealing the penthat was cringey
this is fucking trash so far
Based Kipper
>>15909973LMAO
Roddy needs to put this little homo on the shelf for good
Where Shane O’ Mac
>>15909968>namefag not posting nameL O L kumquat
I can’t get into AEW, is it because I have the genitals I was born with?
>steals youre penhow do you respond?
>>15909923It’s been almost 2 months, you aren’t getting shane lol
>>15910007he'll be at the 5 year anniversary show
>Hype as an annual big Dynamite>Card is shit
>>15910004Roddy is literally worse than hook
>>15909968damn look out those feet
>>15910011You have been making this gag since 2019 and are still here
>Things that suck about Grand Slam so far:>JR on commentary>4 man booth>Retired commentator going 20+ minutes against world champ in heatless match>dead crowd except for big spots>Christian with a bootleg money in the bank>Kip Sabien featured in high profile angle>Kip steals a pen like that would matter if Christian was really cashing inAlso Transpage is cancelled hahaha
Was honestly expecting The Match to go longer desu
>Buzzed Driving is Based Driving
so is Bryan dropping the title to Christian after he beats Mox?
>>15910011I advise trading the glue you currently funnel up your nose for cocaine.
Hook has the weirdest tattoos
>>15910037black women like his tattoos
>>15909991Slopdown got cancelled
>>15910011It’s because you have too many chromosomes. Wait for the slopdown thread lil bro
puffing on some head cracker (indica) to get my head right for my lil nigga hook's match
ftr needs to win the ftw title just for the ft similarities
>>15910034TK and the Outrunners go the bet shit brutha
What happened to the led city street entrance ramp?
>>15910041But does Hook like chocolate women?
me on the left you guys on the right
Hook's losing.
Threadly reminder that NXT was able to transform Ethan Page and Pillman Jr into future main roster stars. Something AEW can never do.
>>15910033As much as I love Christian, he isn´t winning the title.
>Undisputed Kingdom is still a thing
E-tards trying to troll game threads is so fucking funny. Reminds me of /v/ threads when nintendies would try to “troll” Sonygods. So gotten to
>>15910028What's her (mtf) name?
THIS SHIT IS TRASH
>>15910057Oh yeah cant wait to see them main event Mania before child molester phil
>>15910057Not true. NXT has shit the bed in the ratings since they hired those AEW rejects
>>15910053be a nigger? lmao no thanks
>>15910057Literally whom and whomst
>>15910047Assuming you mean best, unlikely, as rich people get regularly given absolutely SHIT cocaine.
>>15910057They will both flop on the main roster if they ever go which I doubt.
>>15910020i don't even like roddy that much and i know that is 100% bullshit
>>15910049They got rid of it to section off part of the building. They might keep doing it since this is better than the hard cam side shit
>>15910033He'll cash in on Darby after he beats Bryan and Killswitch will finally turn on him and cause him to lose
Did Mariah come out yet? just got home
>>15910065DunnoGet em off Distintas so fast that I forget the names easily
Really dig the riff in the Undisputed Kingdom theme
>>15910089NopeMissed Bryan/Nigel
HES HOOKING OUT BRO
>>15910095It's the old AEW theme. They're still bringing the boom.
>Matt taven has had more matches than Malakai
>>15910089Nay for May so far today, I do say.
>>15910090Not him but im frustrated since they changed how search for images works in chrome. It used to be fun to check the trannies after the thread and see if any of them had nudes but now the Goggle lends search they replaced it with gets nothing
this is already like 10x better than nige and danielson
>>15910055>>15910041
>>15910110Yandex Image Search, fren
I suspend a good amount of belief to watch this shit but them thinking Hook could beat anyone is just to much to ask. This fucking twink is the worse than pockets
>>15910110Dude.
>>15910110this button takes you to the regular page
>>15910095YOU KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT THA BOOM
>>15910104It's the light the fuse theme?
>>15910106Good
There's no way Roddy's winning, right?Feels like a senseless match desu
>>15910119Yeah I know but the old way was quick and easy not to mention you could auto-translate text in images. Now all that is ruined
>>15910109how about you go eat some hay? or make things out of clay? lay by the bay? you just may...
>>15910089Not yet Mariah chad
>>15910128Ye, just played slightly differently, Ruckus uploaded a video a few years ago showing how Cole's theme is actually just the old LIGHT THE FUSE theme played slightly differently and the Undisputed Kingdom theme is that played slightly differently.
there is more pure wrestling in this ftw match than usual ftw matches
>>15909859Why are you skipping numbers?
I don't think there are many wrestlers I care about less than the Undisputed Kingdom. I hate every single version of the Undisputed Era and I don't want to see it. I didn't want to see them in 2016 and I still don't want to see them
>>15910148go back
>>15910150Injured neck Roddy was interesting
>>15910148Does this frustrate you?
>>15910148Gonna cry?
>>15910150same. they could put anyone else in their spot and it would be an improvement. ANYONE.
4 weeks no mercedes moan…
I'm in mild awe that hook is so skinny Roddy looks big next to him.
>>15910148You new? I bet you're some fucking X transient, some Gareth type. Go back you bitch this site isn't for you
>>15910161Dont say that we only recently stopped seeing Shane Taylor and I dont wanna jinx it
ironically I'm only watching because mets/braves rainout
Give Roddy the belt
>>15910148brb about to create gamethread #7
>>15910157Not that anon but...Fix your condiments!
Who is The Jannetty of The Imprsctical Jokers?I feel like it's Saletty.
based hook
>>15910169I want more Willie Mack, he had a surprisingly based showing.
Where TF is Adam Cole?Didn't he legit injure himself 1 year ago at this point?
>>15910176NO!
>>15910181Hes the Juggalo heavyweight champion
>>15910182he's playing video games
2 tap outs, lame shit.
>>15910182yeah and he's still hurt
>>15910180I didn't like Hook the first time I saw AEW but he's growing on me
>>15910182Raped I'm afraid
...what the fuck Roddy?
>>15910181He won the JCW championship a little while ago
Good guy Roddy
>>15910194He tends to do that.
>>15910169I don't actually hate shane taylor. I don't think they're ever going to get anything out of ogogo but taylor at least has a niche as a fat brawler type guy and I hold out hope moriarty will someday draw a single solitary dime. I have no hope for taven and bennett.
at this point just disband Undisupted Kingdom its dead with Adam Cole
wait are we getting Hook v. Taz?
inb4 Tazz challenges HOOK
Taz should take the belt off Hook
>>15910191Keep seething pincuck
This only confirms harder to me that WWE WON lmao
FTWbros... it's over...
...so I guess Hook's about to start jobbing more. It was a good protective run.
Is he leaving?
Finally
>>15910217Hooks gonna retire undefeated as FTW champion
>>15910170Let's go Braves!
FTWsisters we lost
>Hook>live mic>gassedWho keeps making this mistake?
noo I wanted FTR to win the FTW belt
alright yeah I'm a hookbro now
>>15910202PUNK YOU NO GOOD SUNOVABITCH, YOU CAN TAKE MY PILLS AWAY FROM ME, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SON HOOK AWAY FROM THIS VERY REALITY
I don't understand the booking philosophy here
>"the FTW Championship is officially retired">crowd cheers harder for that than anything in the match
KEK Roddy just jobbed to a retired title
I THINK HOOK FUCKING SUCKS
I thought he was going to announce his retirement
>>15910221Hook fucking sucks bro. Losing and doing more will be better than winning and never growing.
>>15910221Me when the teacher says use #2 pencils on the test but all I have is mechanical pencils
>>15910148Newhomosexuals are not welcome here, or keep quiet at least.
>>15910244It was always a lie from big #2 pencil
>>15910240kek, glad I wasnt the only one
>>15910233nutbag jones over here
>>15910202They broke up Team Taz too soon
That could have been so much more impactful.How hard is it to say:I'm sick of claims that I'm being handed things. I am retiring this belt in honor of my father and from now on will strike out on my own.Instead all I heard was:Huff huff welp huff huff all good things uh huff end.
>>15910228It was his best promo though and he got to hug his dad
>>15910242need a journey to Japan like based Jack Perry did
Sunglassesless Hook feels extremely cursed
Is pigvert here? Because this is fucking dogshit so far lmao
>>15910258Holy fuck I love men now
>>15910170>>15910226I think Billionaire Ted would approve of you watching AEW during the Braves weather delay
>>15910258*TazFUCK
I know somebody who made a song with jelly roll
>>15910260>this nigga is hate watching and thinking of Rovert at the same timeJUST FUCKING ASK HIM OUT ON X YOU DIPSHIT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH HIM
>>15910254Then nail Taz with the belt and put him in the Taz mission?
>geez i wonder why no one gives a shit about GAYEW slopLOL so easy to answer
>>15910254Because hook has never been handed things or has been claimed to? Not in or out of kayfabe
>>15910223I think he might be. There's been talk for at least a year that Taz wanted him to go to the Performance Center.
GOATSPREAY GOATSPREAY
Welp time for Fletcher to stab Osprey in the back
Where my Bruvs at?
>>15910244WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHAT PENCIL I USE, ITS A FUCKING PENCIL
should be doing wintertodt but I simply cba
its pretty obvious Fletchers turning on Ospreay when they lose right?
>>15910275Smackdown can't even get 1.5 milly anymore little bro
>>15910273>hate watchingLOL lmao even just looking at your dire threadsGAYEW trannies hate watch wwe tho
>matching coatsBased, we need that United Empire formation in AEW. But only if when it finally happens they get all the boys from Japan (minus the 2 random bongs Ospreay got jobs)
>>15910284is this the spice girls?
>United Empiremeanwhile no Mark Davis
Ospreay is the only reason I watch this shitshow
Buckbros... I don't feel too good
>bringing back UE without this theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS1XIT85IpQ&pp=ygUSd2lsbCBvc3ByZWF5IHRoZW1l
NYC LOVES BIG WILLY
OSPREAY OSPREAY
BRUV BRUV BRUV
based billy goat waking the crowd up from that HOOK induced slumber
>>15910287if that doesn't happen you can suck my dick and pay me $3 as I let it happen but shed a single tear.
>60 minute time limit>two matches left after thisThis shit going 30 minutes atleast.
>>15910287Mark Davis will come out
>>15910284Only the highest quality slag for me, m8.
>BIG WILLYNOW WE ARE TALKING
>>15910281you mean Mark making the save
>>15910279That was months ago. If hook does leave, what does he do? Wwe is bloated on all brands as is.
>>15910287NahThey're saving Chav vs Bogan for Australia in February
>>15910284RIGHT HERE>>15910298Ospreay never wanted that theme, he just had a legal dispute with the band that did Elevated so couldn't use it for a few years.
Even though I can't stand them, the piano part of the bucks music always pops me
I love this chav so much, bruvs
>>15910291>GoK in AEWdimes
>>15910284I wanna put an unplanned but reluctently kept pregnancy in the lil sailor slag on the left
Kyle is fucking huge holy shit
>>15910314>Ospreay never wanted that theme,no wonder he's dimeless
So why retire the belt that has history and a gimmick match with it instead of one of the other timeless shit tier titles like the TNT, International, or Continental titles? FTW title could’ve been more dimes if they didn’t dilute the worth of their titles so much.
I'm going to cry if Fletcher turns on Will tonight
>>15910319nah
>>15910321Based slag slayer
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>15910321Based Reluctant fatherbro
>>15910134>>15910134>>15910134>>15910134>>15910134NEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>15910319GoK accidentally fucking up the very first thing he did in AEW was actually sad cuz it was a totally understandable miscommunication.
>>15910322thats considered huge?
>>15910322He and Takeshita are beasts
>>15910335It's not even close to 300 posts yet retard
Taz confused by the homosexual moves
>>15910335Earlyniggers get the rope
>>15910234the booker learned to book by playing wrestling simulation games
CROWD WOKE UP
The Bucks just 69'ed each other!
are /ourrunners/ booked tonight?
>>15910345>300Nobody can count that high
>>15910335you are actually braindead
Not that I expect an actual answer but why all the hate?
>>15910343Takeshita needs a belt
Sneed
>>15909859>8000 attendance for biggest Dynamite of the year>RAW gets more every weekgrim
>>15910369Gyaru! My one weakness!
>>15910326Because tnt is a network title, international is defended out of country, and the continental has a tournament built around it with specific match rules. FTW is pretty useless and the only relevant champion was Jericho.
>>15910365Because they're little bitches mentally stuck in middle school who have the same match over and over again and would rather play wrestling with their little friends rather than make and draw real money in this business.
>>15910376I'm not sure you know what gyaru is...
>>15910375No one cares fatass
>>15910369Shame she doesn't look like that anymore
>>15910365they rely on overchoreographed spots and measure their success in crowd pops and meltzer stars. they're everything wrong with modern wrestling. and no, ospreay isn't that different from them, he's just good enough that you forget about it sometimes. the bucks haven't actually done anything decent since the cage match with the lucha bros and that was years ago (and still full of shitty dance spots).
>>15910076so who gets the good stuff?
>>15910375Didnt that show get canceled?
>>15910369to bad TK fucked him off to Rampage until a match with Okada makes sense
>>15910376Everybody's weakness
>>15910380They're making a fortune
>>15910285It only matters for the machine scored bubble sheets. If you use a harder pencil, the mark might not be black enough to register correctly when the sheet is scanned. A softer pencil wouldn't have that issue, but you probably wouldn't want to use a B/#1 or softer for writing, anyway; they're mostly art pencils.That said, I routinely used #2.5 (F, as opposed to HB/#2) and never encountered a problem. Never tried an H/#3 or harder (HH and beyond are mostly used for technical drawings), though.
>>15910393Damn she's the master of making screenshots work safe
man, Fletcher is checking all the boxes, hope they belt him up sooner than later
>>15910369>Takeshita needs a beltAgreed. Really hoping to Rainmaker give him the rub in the next year or two.
BASED AF OSPREAY
>>15910396Because of their EVP contract that they finagled out of Tony, if they were on a Vincesque independent contract they'd be making shit.
YO THEY POPPIN OFF
takeshita needs something big because if he was in japan he'd be building the foundation of a legacy right now and instead he's doing fuckall in aew.
>>15910377No one cares about yet another tourney and the 4th rate title with it, at least FTW had unsanctioned/hardcore/extreme rules matches
Is Fletcher Osprey light?
>>15910416Hes feuding with Okada
>>15910418fletch is lowkey gonna be ospreay prime
does anyone do a good top rope assisted whatever? the move always looks like shit, no matter who does it, like the guy jumping has basically no impact at all.
>>15910418>Ospreay but not autisticprobably
>>15910418He tries to be too much. Needs his own thing badly
>>15910427What about Mark?
>>15910418He thinks he's Temu Ospreay but he's more like Family Dollar Ospreay
>>15910434WHO???????????????
>>15910429Are you talking about the Tony Khan Driver (I think they call it now) that the bucks do? That has always looked like shit. I can't believe they keep doing it because it never makes an impact.
based uzumaki ad in pip
>>15910436
>>15910434He is super fucked up with injuries
>>15910387Friends of dealers, mostly, people within a dealer's local community (you don't cut your neighbour's drugs with poison) and in general people from the same basic background. 95% of people don't even know the first thing about identifying good cocaine anyway, so people milk rich idiots and give their buddies good gear. I know someone that snorts regularly while being rich enough to mingle with billionaires, he has had GOOD coke... once? I've had it like 50 times and I'm broke but have friends in the right places.
Young bucks I'm sorry for doubting you
>>15910429The Meltzer Driver was sorta impressive the first time I saw it, but I've been cringing more and more every time I watch it
>Nana coming out soloHangman is going to murk Prince Nana
>>15910440other teams do moves like that too and it always sucks. it could probably look good but it's like no one even tries.
>>15910441that took a fuck all time to make but it really does look legit true to the source material
>>15910438I like Ghastly and Haunter but I don't really care for Gengar
Does fletcher dye his eyebrows?
Reminder that Kyle Fletcher gets to huff Skye Blue's farts every night
Bucks showed up to work today
>>15910445The irony about Family Dollar and Dollar General is that they rarely have items priced at a dollar
>>15910456Nanabros
>>15910456nana better hide his weed real good
>>15910462He dyes everything
badass camera view
AJ???
I love how Ospreay continues to use the finisher of a guy who’s not in and has never been in AEW and they call it the Styles Clash too baka what are we doing guys lol
Hey bros I just got back home. What happened after the HOOK match?
all these references to AJ Styles
>>15910484He died
>>15910482He might be soon
You think they pay AJ Styles royalties every time they call a Styles Clash lmao
>>15910413They had a retarded money offer from Triple Paul to sign with WWE and bring Kenny along. Everytime they put him off, he sweetened the deal to almost WCW Hogan levels of ridiculousness. Good on them for turning him down.
>>15910484he made an announcement of retiring the FTW belt and gave it back to his pops
>>15910482I got a friend that started watching wrestling at AEWs beginning that doesnt know who Styles is and I think that sucks because Big Bibles AJ is based
>>15910417FTW is Taz's intellectual property (it's how he was able to bring it to AEW: if it had belonged to ECW, Vince would have owned it), so Tony doesn't really have full control of booking it. It made sense to use it when Taz was managing a stable, and after that when they were trying to establish Hook, but it has outlived those uses.
FUCKING LOL HE DOESN’T JUST TOSS THE SCREWDRIVER AWAY HE FUCKING GETS THE REFS ATTENTION AND HANDS IT TO HIM TO LET HIM KNOW THEY WERE CHEATING.
>>15910528classic Bruv
>>15910528This. I get they’re trying to play Ospreay up as the face in a heel group but that was such a retarded spot that made zero sense to me.
>>15910482>>15910485A.J. is a ROH alum. It's fair game.
>>15910562It’s not about it being fair game. People might use each others finishers or moves in different companies but call it something different. The bigger point is free shoutout and publicity for an active guy in a rival promotion. Like why.
