Why do Adult men love these figures so much? What makes them so collectable?
>>15926800Gonna shoot with you, brother. Wrestling figs are the worst. GI Joes and Starwars dudes have always been way better. Even Dollar Store toys, because at least they have a reason for being the way they are. You're paying Transformers prices for these Duplo scale naked man dolls and most of them don't even move. Even when I was a little Taker mark, I'd never have wanted a wrestling fig. They look like shit, not to mention the difference in stakes. GI Joes are fighting terrorists and cults in third world shit holes to protect our freedoms. They fucking shoot people. Obi Wan Kenobi chopped off a dude's arm over some minor shit talking. Han Solo straight up murdered a debt collector. The Death Star blew up a fucking planet. Am I supposed to suspend my disbelief to such an extreme degree that I can imagine JBL in his little trunks has any business being in a physical confrontation with a ninja with a p90? Or a fucking robot that turns into a fighter jet? I don't think he could hang.
>>15926800>basics Lmao. adults don't buy those>>15926865i used my GI joes as wresters until wrestling figs caught up and surpassed them in articulation and playability. nowadays the elite/ultimate/AEW etc figs are typically high quality and i get my favorites for display.
>>15927066The Elite Darby Allin I have has insane poseability for a wrestling figure
>>15926800Edrones use these for anal stimulation. They call it the figure 4 in the ass lock.
>>15926800IT'S FUN
You boy's be sure to grease them dolls up real good before sticking them up your keister!
>>15927201>>15928055>Immediately goes to anal referencesIts weird how often dronies tell in themselves. They can't help it.
Only nerds buy these but buying t shirts and belts replicas are fine
>>15926800Tony used to shove wrestling figs in his ass. Any fig really. GI Joe, Barbie, Transformers. His mom had to rush Tony to the hospital many times for fear of analboletic shock and ruptured anus. One time they pulled a Cabbage Patch Kid out of Tony's ass. He was one sick puppy!
>>15928737As the legend goes, TK got this Viper lodged in his intestine wall and to remove it, would kill Tony, so the doctors left it inside him, forever.
>>15928900Tony would jerk off his dog and get dog cum all over his dolls. Then Tony would suck on the toys like a lollipop.
