vax status?
>>15944914Finally. Now we can focus on HOB and Bang Gang and shelve the patriarchy.
>>15944914Cum in lungs strikes again
>>15944914KWAB
>>15944914Unironically pretty scary. This nigga was probably moments away from death.
Tony killed him so he can milk his health like Luke Harper huh? Same MO as well.
>>15944914>An AEW star is in rough shape after a scary medical situation.>Former AEW Trios, Tag Team and TNT champion Luchasaurus, aka Killswitch is recovering after his fiance found him collapsed on Friday, September 27. He was rushed to the hospital where they found his blood oxygen below 80 percent and determined he had pneumonia in both longs. It was discovered that he was days away from permanent lung damage.>Killswitch has been on oxygen in the days that have followed, and was told to expect a recovery of over a month. His in-ring return is unclear.>He last wrestled at AEW London All In, wrestling in two matches. Prior to that, he'd only wrestled once in July, once in June, once in May, none at all in April, and once in March, working eight matches for the year total as he'd worked with Christian Cage and the Patriarchy.>Fightful gained permission from those close to Killswitch/Luchasaurus before running this article.We wish Luchasaurus, real name Austin Matelson, a speedy recovery.
>>15944914Another One
>>15944914YES WE FINALLY GET ANOTHER TRIBUTE SHOW!! YES MILLY!!!! FUCK YOU DRONES!
How the fuck do you not notice that your lungs are that fucked? He waited until he collapsed?
>>15944914Thats pretty fucked. How do you get full blown pneumonia as a healthy grown man? My old manager at work got it and did the job but he was an old out of shape boomer that went hiking in the cold rain.
>>15944914Rest up Judas!
>>15944914
>>15944914>you think your vape is causing this? here use this water pipe insteadclassic christian
>>15945022Kek, based Ribmaster!
>>15944938They think they're just tired, until they start passing out
OKAY LUCHASAURUS, YOU INJURED FENIX SO WE COULD EXTEND HIS INJURY TIME, NOW YOU HAVE TO GET CUM IN LUNGS FOR THE TRIBUTE SHOW
Isn't he one of those new age hippy whack jobs? Would probably be 'living that van life' if he wasn't a wrestler. I grew up in a place full of these types and they're all fucking tapped. During covid they camped out in the woods for months because they couldn't bare to be alone because the people they lived with (parents and housemates) refused to let them break the rules. One of them confronted me when things started opening back up again and called me a sheep. His hair was pitted and his breath honked. I told him I would start shooting on all of them if he didn't back up. One his pals overheard and said I wouldn't do shit so I gave him a pure strike to the solar plexus and he went down like a sack of spuds. Later on they said the only reason they didn't go to the police is because they're corrupt lol
>>15944914>cum in lungs part 2
>>15944914OH NO ANOTHER CUMLUNG VICTIM WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>15945098mmmmm lying isn't badass.
>Brodie>Bray>LuchasaurusWhy is cum-in-lungs so dangerous?
>>15944914>him turning on christian is pushed back yet again>>15944948he looks like juice but taller
>Dikembe Mutombo>Pete Rose>Luchasaurus
>>15944914Let this be a reminder to you chuds that you should get vaxxed and to stop listening to redneck boomers on Facebook about your physical well being.
>>15944914Man, they REALLY should’ve just let Nigel win the title shot at Wembley
>>15945140
>>15945124I'm not lying bro. I never got into a single fight or even confrontation in my life until I reached my 30s and then certain people started to annoy me and I started to lose my chill. It's genuinely an incredible feeling letting yourself go like that. I don't go looking for trouble but if people go out of their way to piss me off or run their mouths about me I will absolutely sock them. Not a single one has gone to the police or tried to get revenge. It really is incredible how a heavy hand to the jaw, nose or body will shut up the loudest guy in the room for good. I say this as a guy who hated fighting and violence and would always try to defuse things, even with fights that I wasn't even involved in. Now I calmly explain what I will do if they don't settle down and if they keep up I'll just straight up clock a mother fucker.
So Christian is gonna be stuck in booking purgatory for like two months now. Great.
>>15945356Good. Spam some more unfunny memes Peepfag.
>>15945385Your dad is dead.
>>15945385You're here 24/7, Hangtroon. Are you rovert?
HahahaahahahaPeep Pajeet is malding
>>15944914more like extinctswitch
>Hahahaahahaha>Peep Pajeet is malding
>>15945475Off topic post.
>>15944933Didn't gain HIS permission just someone vaguely "close" to him.
>>15944938As someone who ended up hospitalized with it, pneumonia shoot just feels like a bad cold mixed with a bit of fatigueBy the time I ended up actually going to the ER and getting told how fucked I was my O2 was at 78% and they basically carted me straight to a ventilator after scanning my cum lungsShit's scary
>>15945140Kris Kristofferson died yesterday and Maggie Smith died Friday
>Cuminlung my friend, don’t you start away uneasy>You poor old kwab, you see, it’s only me>Do you still remember December’s Brodie Lee?>When the cum that clings on to your lungs was screaming agony>And you snatch your rattling last breaths>With tiger driver sounds>And the sickos coom like madness in the spring
