TONIGHT from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania>"Hangman" Adam Page vs Juice Robinson>Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. vs Serena Deeb>Will Ospreay(c) vs Ricochet for the AEW International Championship>Kazuchika Okada(Continental) vs Bryan Danielson(World) in a Title vs Title Match
Deeb is like the woman version of Eddie Kingston where I can't take this seriously as long as they still have jobs
YELLOWY
someone post the webm of jamie with the terrible towel
HERE WE GO PITTSBURGH HERE WE GO
First for dongs out for deeb
>not #4Kay yuay ess yaself
Mariah but no Tits McRiho
The most anorexic bitch in history vs the most anorexic bitch of today
Adam and Roddy watching this from the gaming cave with the special chairs
Aminatas 12 inch futa cock
>Deeb's ass >nice and flatJust how I like it
>>15964259But Eddie can potentially be booked to win something. Deeb isn't ever going to get put over someone who's one of TK's darlings.
>>15964274Mmmm just like moms pancakes
Oh god yeah Toni Storms hot amazing ass is over there with those tiny Japanese schoolgirls probably showing them all the ''Holds" she knows like the tonguepunch sphincterlock
Damn the Hobby Lobby folks spend a ton of money on this fake Jesus ad.
>>15964274go away irish
>>15964273yum
You can tell this is going to be another low rating night because the illegal streaming site I am using barely has anyone in the chat. At 8 PM it was packed
>>15964270
>>15964270One of the reasons why I have NOT missed Britt this past year
I’d like to wrestle Deeb.
Nah, straight ass homie.
>>15964274good taste desu
lol based
>>15964309people who are attracted to this are closet pedophiles
>>15964270Based YELLOWY chad. Welcome back GOAT
first time watching, you cucks have ads during the match? lmao
>>15964310buh-buh-buh-based
>>15964309It's like Asian Taylor Swift with a back you could rest a level perfectly on
>>15964262once again asking someone to please post the webm of jamie with the terrible towel
>>15964309Long!
Just realised both these women missed like half the year lol
>>15964321Peak Alexa >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone else
>>15964324>>15964262Sorry fren, didn't see you the first time.
This may h can probably end
>>15964314Hey do NOT call me a coward I talk about my old girlfriend here every week
>>15964321This nigger is ugly
>>15964291also the slow as shit gamethreads
>Deeb looking to hand Britt Baker her first career loss>first career loss
>>15964310huh, good for Tony and co.I'm still under the belief that AEW should take the first offer FOX would make to them, network tv exposure still counts for something
niggas said the AEW women's division got better kek
>>15964324I have an idea, why not just SAVE it?
Guys how do I get a leathery gf like Deeb?
Ngl both these women absolutely suck. This match is a boring ass drag.
>>15964342Well the Fox people are way less inept that then TBS/TNT people that constantly fuck up the sound of the show.
>>15964310185m X 4 is 740m already. Not to mention the 4th year is more money. Plus merch, gates and ppv. Plus fox. No wonder tiny khunt has been smiling so much
>>15964350At least Thunder Rosa entertains with sand bagging
Yeah get this shit over with!
Give me Dragon vs Okada 3 already
>>15964334he fucking missed the best part
Rosa Britt and Deeb are legit the worst females on the roster.
WHERE IS KENNI
>>15964326>girl1: Kumquat >brush: distintas.net >girl2: literally and unironically me
I like how Tony only ever remembers that Britt Baker is signed to his company when they come around to Pittsburgh
>>15964360need a Thunder Rosa Charlotte match and who starts sandbagging and shooting first
>>15964291link?
>>15964345it did, these two are not reasons why as you can see
>>15964355It would be huge for ratings just because every poor niggrah that cant afford cable would watch just because its on TV
>>15964374I'd watch it to see who gets paralyzed first.
>>15964370Probably still rehabbing/recovering for that Wrestle Dream match vs Tana they just announced not long ago. Would be awesome for Omega to make an appearance at least and address the crowd but not likely.
>>15964310Wasn't there something earlier about WBD having like a 25% stake in the company? Because that's the difference right there. Or I'm just an idiot.Good numbers anyways.
>people thought that Bryan vs Okada was going 1 hour but instead this shit match went this longlmao
DARK CHOCOLATE BLACK KVEEN
MY FUCKING QUEEN
I wonder if Mike Tenay is ok with Deeb stealing his nickname
Gee this outcome wasn't predictable at all...
>Aminata
>>15964383He never really gave a shit about aew. Never posts about it never does promos for it. Probably upset Okada is getting triple his salary too
yet another extremely mediocre women's matchwhy do some people push for more of this?
based Kween taking out the cryptkeeper
>>15964388it’s still gonna go long, they got a 30 minute overrun
Serena DWEEB is a stupid jerk!
Aminata in leopard print. Damn.
>>15964397I always forget this reaction pic isnt futa and get slightly dissapointed
>no jamie helping dmdthey got beef
Queen I'm-A-Jobber
we're getting wither Kenny or Shane before this night ends
>>15964397Give me the sauce, coward
crowd is dead af
Dayum that kween can get IT
>I'M GONNA FIND WHO DID THISlook it's Sherlock Jones over here
>>15964400Cause wrestling is run by fags that listen to Reddit fag smarks.
THE PATRIARCH
LMAO
damn, the Taz attack was a shoot, Hook is displeased
>>15964310>caring about this shit
>>15964410Shane McMahon joining is likely the only reason we got the deal frfr
lmao hook fucking sucks
>>15964399I’m gonna be brutally honest. I don’t think Kenny didn’t care about AEW from the start. I think like a few others and for sure some of the fans, he was under the impression and was sold on AEW being something else and he’s been on “making the best of it” mode most of his AEW tenure. I think he cared very much early on but eventually got to that point of just throwing his hands up and accepting he’s signed to a circus that admittedly pays him disgustingly well.
sex with christian!
Based Christian biding his time
>>15964411Shlick Crazy Ninja, there's also a 2
Chrstian was the only good thing about AEW for a good stretch there and TK of course pours cold water on him.
>>15964383>Wrestle Dream match vs Tana they just announced not long agoehhh?????
>>15964423There’s almost nobody on this fucking roster that has even passable acting ability or can believably cut a promo. Like you can just tell a lot of these guys are fucking socially stunted or something because nothing they say sounds natural or confident. Cept Christian. All my homies love Christian.
>>15964431hes gonna cash in on Darby when he beats Mox
Aminatas 12 inch cock tho
>>15964394he took tyson's as iron mike tenay
>>15964440Nghhhhhhhhhhh
>>15964434Omega-Tanahashi 2 is happening at Wrestle Dream 2025. Idk if Omega will wrestle any matches before then but that one evidently is happening.
>>15964416I want a capri sun nowwith a sandwich and some chips
>>15964426I think when he was probably able to be a part of booking things or how he was going to be booked he was interested. I bet the whole fucking Punk bullshit and TK likely taking over all booking from there on out probably made him just not really give a fuck from there on out.TK hotshotted Punk over everyone and then when Punk blows it up TK decides he is going to do everything his way now.
>>15964448>Mfw I have Tanahashi knees
>>15964449I keep a box in the fridge at all times
>Same problem as the first Smile trailer where alot of the twists are given away in adsHow did they NOT learn???
SEX WITH SQUOSHO
STOP SHOWING KENNY OMEGA CLIPS ON THIS SHOW. Painful af. I didn’t realize how important he was to the quality of this whole show until he’s been gone
>>15964449>>15964459I always have Squeez-Its on hand
I'm just now realizing Mariah is wearing the gloves I bought her.
who's worse, the headcanon niggers or the twitter niggers
>>15964461
>Get beat up by Marina>No more shots shots shotsthese dudes are gonna be released by Dynamite 6th anniversary
Them fighting was kinda hot
FRESH FROM CATERING!
Fuck PP sucks
You cant just call them shades, Mariah
Willow almost busting out there
>>15964448>Wrestle Dream 2025
>>15964436Yeah they're too busy on making sure each time they are wrestling that they get their own shit in and that each match is unique at the cost of actually being able to cut a realistic looking promo.
>>15964479Busting out everywhere
>>15964469BASED. You’re a simp just like me
willow nip slip?
>Kenny vs Bryan>3 Years Later we never got a rematch
>>15964457pls return the knees to ace anon-san>>15964470headcanon full stop, at least the twitter ones make art sometimes
Temu Street Profits
>>15964426The thing that bothered me was Kenny was the best in the world apparently turns up saw dusted and only doing unfunny stupid shit with the bucks, Tony pays him in full to go get better and stay home, as soon as he is better he immediately goes to Japan then puts on a fucking classic with Osprey then returns to aew and .... Starts doing dumb fucking shit with the bucks ?? Like wtf
There's going to be some screwy shit in the Bryan/Okada match, isn't it?
>private party new themenooooooo i hope it's a one off
>>15964448>Omega-Tanahashi 2That would be their third match, fren. They fought for the IC title at New Beginning in Niigata 2016
>>15964421No Network?
>>15964453Hasn’t Kenny admitted on his streams that he only had creative control very early on (like year one?). I feel like as a fan you can just look at him and track the trajectory of him being invested and slowly realizing this fucking company isn’t going to love him back or deliver on the vision he was promised. Early you could just tell he was super enthusiastic about everything. I think by the time he was even champion he was probably at the point of “this place is kind of getting goofy af but at the very least I can try to make my stuff good”.
>>15964490Street Profits never had a good match
>>15964488Not until he gives me his hair secrets
>the outrunners will no longer be appearing in the role of jobbersget fucked savages
I hate niggers on my screen so much
>>15964436they’re just like me
>trying to give private party a push in 2024
BOBBO TIME
>>15964492match is gonna get DQ by mox
>>15964493i am genuinely upset about this
>>15964502Butcher/Bladebros...
Useless Filler match
are these the great value street profits?
>>15964502truth and turbo are gonna be SHOCKWAVE pillars brother
>>15964506They are still young enough to do something with. They just gotta get a thing to catch on and at least get a solid place on the roster
Guys, how do we feel about our EVPs?
Hell yes the Cody-vator
>>15964499>Hasn’t Kenny admitted on his streams that he only had creative control very early on (like year one?).I don't know but I wouldn't doubt it. The first year or two of Dynamite felt like it was 3 different shows in one. You had the Codyverse booking, The Bucks booking, and possibly Kenny booking with TK booking in there somewhere. At some point it looks like it got cut down to just TK booking.
LETS FUCKIN GO
>>15964426>>15964453>>15964491Kenny made it pretty fucking clear on BTE that he didn't think much of AEW from the get-go. Everyone just assumes he was putting on a bit when he threw a shitfit calling it nothing more than a glorified T-shirt company and parroting what wrestling fans said about it. But no. Kenny was doing a shoot and all of the marks thought it was a funny haha work.
Piss off Rod and Todd
Why are they showing so many Omega clips? Is he coming back tonight or what?
>>15964426>I think he cared very much early on but eventually got to that point of just throwing his hands up and accepting he’s signed to a circus that admittedly pays him disgustingly well.He kept getting into arguments with Brandi over the direction of the women's division. When Tony took the book away from him, he stopped caring
>>15964531Kenny hates E Drones like you faggot
S U B S T A N I A L O V E R R U N
shibata just being there is wild
are we going to hear HERE COMES THE MONEY tonight?
>>15964448>mega-Tanahashi 2 is happening at Wrestle Dream 2025You mean Wrestle Dynasty? Also are we sure it's going to be a singles match? A lot of people came away from that promo video thinking they might team up instead
Private Party way better on the mic than the young bucks
>>15964539nah the match is just gonna be 5 minutes or so
>>15964548they better have the theme if he does show up
>>15964548>Shane challenges Bryan for the AEW title
LOL on the cancelled RAMPAGE
What does MVP stand for?
SHUCK & JIVESHUCK & JIVEOOOH SHUCK & JIVESHUCK & JIVE
>the bucks working rampagekek
>ANOTHER fucking 6 man tag holy shit tony
>>15964491Imo the problem by process of elimination is the AEW environment. Because like you said. As soon as he left AEW for a bit to do the first Ospreay match and build he was back being The Cleaner we all remembered from his heyday. It’s this realization of “OH this guy we all expected/wanted in AEW isn’t lost. He’s still in there it’s just for some reason…he’s not allowed on AEW programming instead of the silly stuff?”. His work was great, even his promos were back to the style of what he was doing in his Nooj run. Much better.Here’s my thing too right. I don’t even buy into the idea that Kenny showed up on day one entirely sawdusted. I mean just think and look back. Maybe you can say he slowed it down a little bit but he still had a TON of excellent matches by his own standards (unfortunately in losing efforts…they buried his star as soon as he arrived but that’s another conversation entirely).
MVP looks like Obama and The Rock had a baby
BAH GAWD THEY GOT THREE SHELTONS
MVP has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
>>15964499>Hasn’t Kenny admitted on his streams that he only had creative control very early on (like year one?).That first year Kenny booked himself to be jobbed into oblivion with that dogshit "lost a step" gimmick and he was never the same
Nana would wreck mvp
>you people What did Nana mean by this?
BOBBOSHELDON BENJAMIN
SHELTON!
>>15964557>Shane buys the cash in Contract from Christian and cashes in on BryanDimes
Nana vs. MVP MOTY
>>15964525>At some point it looks like it got cut down to just TK booking.Not just looks like. That is literally what happened.
LFGGGGGGGGGGG
>>15964251NEWWWWW TOOOOOOOOYSSSSSSS!!!!!?!
THANK YOU BASED SHELDON
AINT NO STOPING ME NOOOOOOOWW
RIP Daddy Cumlung
>>15964565I was disappointed when TK didn't unify those shit trios belts all into one group afer the Guns won them.
Shelton Benjamin >>>>>>> Mark Henry
WAS THAT ANOTHER EX WWE JOBBER I SAW?
Yay more 50 year old ex WWE guys!TNA is back!
holy shit they're bringing back luke harper
Brodiebros...
>>15964590Turn on your monitor
E-gods run AEW, glad our former stars have a nice retirement community to work with
>luke harper gets video packages years after his death>kwab wyatt just got a shot of an empty chairSAD!
>>15964588well it's two companies and it does give 6 guys something to do. but man rampage and collision are literally just multi man tags
Shelton Benjamin's mom vs Trent's mom Sue
Shelton looks like if Gary Coleman had aged like a normal person
5 FUCKING STARS LETS GO
>>15964574Was Cody not booking singles year one? Wasn’t the initial setup Cody books singles, Bucks book the tags, Kenny booked the women? I mean I’m sure Kenny signed off on it but still.
The idea that Shelton never got pushed passed the "Midcard title for 2 months guy" level was a fucking travasty only not talked about more because that was the story for everyone not named Cena and Orton
I think Kenny still has one last good run in him at least when he comes back. My issue is that I’m sure Tony will waste whatever Kenny has left and then proceed to not even remotely give him the flowers he deserves for his career,
holy shit this new Naruto looks weird
>>15964602Yes but the problem still remains in that RoH belts still show up ON FUCKING AEW CONSTANTLY.
>Bryan vs Okada>10 mins of regular airtime left Fuck you, Tony.
>No Punk/Cody/Lucha Bros highlights
ANOTHER 50 year old dude? Really Tony?
If Shane shows up we have officially entered AEW's TNA 2007 phase
>>15964620because Shelton cant talk for shit, his ceiling is a workrate guy with a occasional midcard title
>>15964613Kenny had creative control over his shit and voluntarily put himself up to do all of those jobs. The rest of the mens singles was Cody
>>1596463030 minutes of over run tonight anon
Japanese Brandon Cultlet... OKODY!!!!
>>15964641So you’re saying Cody booked all singles except for Kenny? That was the deal?
>>15964613>>15964641Pretty much everything Cody did was terrible
PPV level main event
KINO TIME
>no final countdownit’s over
>>15964655Yes
>>15964639Neither could Orton but you had....to act like. the legend killer... needed another...Chmapionship oppertunity...after jobbing....to the game...Its no fucking wonder the WHAT chants caught on with that shit
Ok fellas. So what’s the inconclusive finish for this match? Who’s running in to make sure this ends in a draw? Moxley/BCC?
>>15964668Kenny still have a score to settle with Okada
No Final Countdown?Cheap ass Tony
Okada will kill Danielson for good this time
>>15964668Moxley runs in at 9:59 pm so we can start Modern Family on time
I WAS BORN FOR PENIS
OFFICIAL THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/HMuYfScGpbE
Okada is gonna injure Danielson and end everything!
>>15964590>three-time International Champion>three-time 24/7 Champion>United States Champion>three-time WWE Tag Team Champion>jobber
>>15964664I’ll take your word for it lol
>>15964671PPV only theme
>>15964668Bucks run in, Moxley runs in, Kenny runs in, Jack Perry runs in, Adam Cole runs in
kek nigel still shitting on bryan
>>15964675Go back into the closet phil AJ has T-Bone and Leeroy coming over later
>>15964670>>15964668Mox will interrupt and then Kenny will interrupt.>>15964671In fairness the rights to use that song are fucking ridiculous in cost.
Jap height mogging Bryan, sad.
>>15964681Yes in this part of his career he is a jobber congrats on over paying for him Tony
>>15964670If Kenny showed up to run interference with Okada tonight this entire shit show of an episode will have been worth it.
it’s smelling like a time limit draw
Havent we already seen this match twice and didn't it result in a broken arm once?
Okada should beat him here and be the final boss
Well, see y'all in 20 minutes when the match officially begins
This gonna be a big overrun!
>>15964695Broken Orbital 1st matchBroken arm 2nd
Goddamn excalibur just cant help himself can he? Who cares about the three musketeers?
>>15964683Used it on Dynamite last week - in a non-title match, no less.
>one could only praykek proper heel commentary
>>15964694>a time limit draw>on a match that starts at 9:54pls no
>>15964689Must be nice for the boys of Europe to get a constant paycheck every year for writing one song 40 years ago
>>15964694It’s completely obvious that this main event isn’t going to have a clear winner. Something is gonna happen whether it be a run in or a time limit draw.
>>15964702Tony took one too many speedballs
>>15964707You only need 1 hit
>>15964566I also think part of it is the bucks. They stink. When Kenny is with them he does their stupid slapsticky unfunny garbage too. It's not good
>>15964693Don’t get my hopes up. Kenny needs to come back and save the dumpster fire this has become.
>>15964712Havent you hate watched enough to know they dont pull WWE fakeouts as much and this at worst will end with interference with the ref not seeing
>bryan beat nigel>nothing has changed
Uh oh Modern Family fans are not gonna like this!
>>15964717
>>15964728The only good thing about Modern Family was Sophia's tits
I wonder if they will have Shane's entire theme or just the "Here comes the money" part then generic hip gop
Isn't the show time limit over?? Wtf going on
>>15964707Supposedly they hate the song because it's all anybody remembers them for, and they charge out the ass for it specifically to discourage its use.
>>15964725>interference with the ref not seeingOk pal wtf is the difference between this and what I just said
>>15964251Kenny is going to show up behind Okada tonight.
>>15964747Zesty
LFG
>>15964733Take me back
>>1596474430 minute overrun because AEW is the superior product.
I am watching on methstreams, I havent watched tv in decades, what does every single male in comercials sound like a huge faggot now?
HERE COMES THE MONEY
>>15964756Cool. Now gimme the sammy kwab webm + the lady frost one
My bold prediction is Mox attacks Danielson after the main event and Shane shows up
Am I tired or is this match just fucking boring?
>>15964759I dont really know how to answer this question. Think it might just be you, big dawg.
>okada phoning it in
>>15964759microplastics has reduced T levels in males
>>15964775You're just a gay virgin
>>15964775It's Okada bro after 2 hours his matches start to get REALLY good :)
>>15964745if I was John Norum I'd be pissed too because he's one of the most underrated guitarists of all rock music
>>15964780Pw is smarter than I thought
>>15964779This. This match looks so lazy and low energy right now. They’re going through the motions.
>>15964759The world left incels behind.
>>15964779why not he knows they'll cheer either way
Kazu gonna pay for flexing
>>15964739I dunno I think Al Bundy was pretty cool remarrying and finally being happy
>>15964775It's a nothing match. Okada really is fucking cooked. Bryan is trying but he's just too broken.
>>15964779He learned from Shinsuke
>>15964779>taking bumps outside of Japan
>>15964789They got like another 20 minutes to go. Also everyone died at the RoH taping earlier tonight.
Is this not the Money Clip and commentary isn’t calling the move lmao
>>15964746Fuck finish no contest because Vince thinks you will always tune in next week vs an actual finish
>>15964807based snekman being a stone cold killer
HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!!
>>15964733He should stay away from the bucks then , in aew vs Bryan and Christian were great. No bucks insight
>>15964807>Local talent Bunch of nothing
What if this is Tony's lowkey way of testing the waters for a 2.5 hrs Dynamite weekly?
>>15964769I also eagerly await this
>>15964747ehhhh!? what is kenny omega (40) doing behind the rainmaker kazuchika okada (36)??!?>>15964809congrats anon, they heard you
>>15964820WHOOSH
How tf is a match with Danielson and Okada a snooze fest? Did these guys not get coffee in catering?
>>15964823Mariah is made for lesbian kisses
based nigel
The stipulations for this match are so unnecessarily complicated as if Shitstain himself booked it which is why I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart
Testing if people are up for 3 hours of Dynamite,Tony?
This match isn't living up to their previous matches
Okada and Orton are the same person, change my mind
>>15964847Bob Orton?
I've never seen an exciting okada match it's always the opponents spots that are the match.
>>15964847Okada is better in the ring and on the mike
Okada is washed
>>15964747This is the only thing that could save this match LOL
>>15964847Jay White is Japanese Orton
>>15964820dipshit
>>15964779you don't get it broit's actually in-ring storytelling and he's just stalling so he won't lose the title, bro
The [REDACTED DUE TO WWE LEGAL] kicks!
>>15964856>>15964858heh
>>15964840Remember when Nitro had fireworks go off every hour no matter what was happening?
>>15964867>>15964867
>>15964855>tanahashi carried okada so much that his knees gave out
Sissy Slap Fight
>>15964838how do you listen to the show? Might be two weeks before the review is on youtube
DONT FORGET WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOYS AT PEARL
WHERE IS SHANE MCMAHON?
>>15964881I bought Diamond instead of Pearl though
>>15964863The bucks fucking suck and suck all Kenny's star power away from him. The comedy shit is fucking gay
>>15964883he's only exclusive to SHOCKWAVE
>>15964903Kenny hates you >>15964733
>>15964903You talk like a cocksmoker irl too?
>>15964755learn to read
>>15964903
>>15964820You are the dumbest fucker alive
>>15964914>>15964949>>15964989>>15965024No need for samefagging. Kenny sucks unless he's the cleaner and alone
>>15965032why not just get a bike instead of doing that?
>>15965032You need to deal with your homosexuality in a healthier manner
>>15965152Because then I won't have an excuse to suck dick
>>15965032damn uce if you need it that bad i go $2 an inch
>>15965032You will never be a casual fan. You have no hobbies, you have no friends, you have no sex. You are a sad smark loser twisted by internet boards and behind the scenes rumors into a crude mockery of a human being. You seethe over fake fightsAll the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back wrestling companies mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your wrestling heroes laugh at your ghoulish appearance and sad lifestyle behind closed doors.Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out genetic dead end loser beta males with incredible efficiency. Even wrestling nerds who "have social lives" look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your shit posture and embarrassing vernacular full of wrestling nerd terms you apply to other situations are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glimpse of your computer set-up.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you under a headstone that will be ignored and unvisited, until it's overgrown with weeds and nobody knows a "person" is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your memory is your plastic gaming keyboard.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
