NEW SmackDown Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkUSmackDown Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmUzksCQVg>Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro - Trick or Street Fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlD3KTXoJk
>>15973692SLOPDOWN WAS CANCELLED
>thread for a cancelled showhuh?
>>15973695>>15973700This isn't Smackdown, it's Smacksown idiot. The show they replaced it with
>>15973692Incoming DIY Kino
is LA Knight still over? Haven't watched since he beat Logan for the belt.
Who should be in this year's Trick or Street fight?
>>15973791Yeah, he's got the belt. People like him even though he's autistic and botches shit constantly.
Apparently Netflix is going to broadcast PPVs (or at least Bad Blood) in some countries already before January? That's nice, I guess.
>>15974749VPN Bros.. we're eating good
AJ STYLES BROS
>>15973692NXT Level Up>Dante Chen vs. Harlem Lewis>Adriana Rizzo vs. Lainey Reid
>>15975112Why would he so brazenly show off his spotty back?
I'm starting to think there's no plan for Finnerman.
>>15975112What's that lump on his back?
>>15975177From that one time he went through a burning table in AEW
>>15975112legalize doping
DUMPSTER MATCHDUMPSTER MATCH
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>>15976330BASEDYEAH
>>15973695Nah, you’re thinking of Gayew Hampage and Gayew Dork. That’s why there’s no Gamethreads for those shows, and you’re posting first comment in a fresh Smackdown thread right now.
He's in Georgia.
>>15973695It’s still on tv. Are you delusional or just retarded.
>>15973692
>>15974590
>>15976793holy based
>>15976793she looks like a monkey desu
Who do you guys think will get featured more when SD goes to 3 hours?
>>15976793
>>15976330Finna cop
LEMME CROSS FOR YA
>Knight not even on the preview card
>>15976978He'll be there
>>15974749Yep. Only on some ppv like WM40 and Bad Blood.
>>15973695holy fipola bipola
>>15976978He's been there every week. You don't need a "We'll hear from LA Knight" graphic every week because it's just assumed he'll be there. Plus they like having the surprise pop for when his music hits randomly.
>>15975162>Adriana Rizzo vs. Lainey ReidThis is the match
Are the Four Horsewomen being phased out?t. haven't watched WWE since Becky got a bloody nose
>>15975162>Adriana Rizzobased>but no pointing graphiccringe
book his debut
>>15976393its kind of fucked he's using a shooting as a PR opportunity
>>15977187But not surprising
>>15975162The Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizz
>Me and the boys strollin into the Smackdown gamethread
>>15977309bossman was so boss, man
i just got around to watching the last raw. main event was so good, except for seff pissing it up at the last minute
>>15977309its crazy that midcarders from that era have 3X the aura of 90% of the current roster
>>15977309>TestBest big boot in the business
>>15977340I made this exact face
Is SD 3 hours tonight?
>>15977346Bossman - yesTest and Shamrock - no
>>15976330*SQUISHES*
>>15977363Not until next year
>>15976922lmao
I AM THE STORM
I looove cum dumpster matches! Aaaaa!!
What are they thinking putting Tanga Loa in a ladder match?
Do people even watch the Purge movies anymore?
>>15977085Sasha's off being retarded, Charlotte's injured, Becky is semi-retired.Bayley's the only real regular presence anymore.
>>15975182is that actually the case? he got scarred for that match absolutely nobody was invested in?
Smackchads it’s our night!
Hey it's that indian guy that's in all the indian shows. I like him.
>a show with random brown people that arent even speaking englishNormie TV is wild
>The Purge>The Purge: Stuff Happens>The Purge: Antifa>The Purge: Black Lives Matter>The Purge: Build The WallThese movies just get stupider and stupider.
>indian guy gets gun and has bad guy in sights>actually shoots him instead of some good guys don't kill bullshitbased
The fuck was that ending? Some globohomo shit? Fucking kek
>>15973692Yeah. Greatness.
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!Red alert, try and shine a light downOn the front lines of my mind nowBiding my time on the high groundBlinded but I'm still alive, shout "Oh"They said we're lucky to have got this farAnd that it's not worth fighting forThe words are written on the wallCome on and fight back, we're starting over againWe'll take it right back from the ones we're againstIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last standTake a chance now, and draw a line in the sandIt's in our hands now, no living with regretIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last stand
TOGETHER
happy tonga loa in a ladder match day, pw
>>15977631What setup is he going to botch tonight?
Fuck DIY
Johnny Wrestling broke his glasses? dumb ass nigga
street profits should win
Alright I'm out.
>expect another random Jelly Roll appearance>it's that faggot that delayed the Royal Rumble by half a fucking hour
>the phenomenal forearm
whois he a hardy boy or a hardly boy
Who?
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT MITCH HEDGEBURG DIED??
HARDY'S BACKWALL TO WALL AND I STILL AIN'T SOLD OUT
HOLY SHIT IT'S JEFF HARDY
whodafucky
>Mullet>rapist stacheKINO
WALL TO WALL AND I STILL AINT SOLD OUT
Big rap AJ
Who the fuck is this guy
>tease evil ways in his return video>use this slop still
Y'ALL STILL DON'T WANT NONE
>>15977599i have literally never seen one. looks like propaganda snuff fantasy to me
>welcome to "The Spear" Roman Reigns
BIG DIMES AJ SKIPPING THE BLACK KID LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AJ still hasn't gotten a haircut
>i quit!!>nevermind i unquit lol hi cody
which of the hardyz is that one?
>"The Phenomenal Forearm" AJ Styles
>You Don't Want None>Generic music trackWill somebody please kill Def Rebel?
>>15977667
I hate Def Rebel so much
did AJ just slap that kid
NOAH superstar AJ Styles
>Lose I quit match>Come back a few months later
Damn good to have AJ back, bros.
Lost a bit of Bible muscle
Wow this crowd is so fucking bad
Damn, they really aren't gonna mention his match on NOAH huh.
Face Styles
>>15977669>>15977680I quit match /= career on the line match
AJ should be in the next death stranding game
>>15977680>aj was wished back with the dragon ballsthank you death and return of superman
the phenomenal Forearm aj styles ftw
BASED FOREARM MAN
ever since AJ started giga roiding the skin on his face looks so wrinkled and dry
>>15973692SmackSown?
Sex with AJ
Kenoh will come out
>>15977667HeheheLe ebin based!
>pay all that money for expensive wwe tickets>barely cheer or make noiseI just don't get it
WELCOME BACKAJ STYLESWELCOME BACKAJ STYLESWELCOME BACKAJ STYLES
Bring back Dixie
>Gay face turn
This is corny
Will always love Big Bible AJ
>>15977686Why the fuck would they
aj is going to tna
>>15977693when you're 47 you'll be begging to look that good
I wish Yakuza AJ was still around
>gets a new theme because he's turning heel>turns face again
HHH really turned him hell just to job him to cody and then turn him face again right after
>>15977702
i hate hayes
>melame hayes
>Mello vs someone besides Andradeimpossible
I love Hayes.
>>15977713I'm 44 and weigh 280
poopelo gayeee
based carmelo vs aj. i was hoping for that
Of course it's Melo
HIM.
AJ vs Hayed is gonna be fucking fire
>AJ vs Melobased
>be aj>join like 30 years after the house was built>NIGGA I IZ BUILDIN DIS HERE SHIEEEThmm
AJ's finna 'bout to buckbreak this zesty ass nigga
>you now remember 2016 Smackdown
Andrade coming out soon
>>15977728uh oh
>Melo feuding with another veteranWill he flub his lines again?
>melo is about to take another pin
THey better not be putting dimeless melo over AJ.
>starting from the bottom
whys melo putting on a fake deep voice
Will there be any proper BBC segments this evening?
based melo
how many of the current gen wrestlers are on HGH?
>>15977746They have to now cause of the racism allegations
>people actually buy the LA Knight vest
>>15977750trying to be trick
Melo needs to get on the gas
>>15977762Galaxy gas?
>>15977754Not enough
these niggaz are the same height wtf
HE'S NOT HIMHE'S NOT HIM
This "house that AJ Styles built" gimmick would be better if the show wasn't 17 years old, named after someone else's catchphrase, and continued to decline when he got there.
YEAH
>and I don't take advice from ni-HOLY SHIT AJ
https://gofile.io/d/trnvbThttps://gofile.io/d/trnvbT
>>15977762he is already kek
>>15977762I think he already is, his arms look huge compared to when he was in NXT
>actually got a reactionare they finally talking to him in the back
YWNBH
>>15977770>1999 was 17 years ago
melo has serious roid acne on his back
Holy shit that was a pop
>HIYUMAJ is Georgia as fuck
MEGA POOP
MONSTER POO
DING-DONG DIDDLY YEAH
pop pop pop!
>>15977782thats a faded tattoo
EARTH SHATTERING POP
>>15977784LA Knight is fucking over
I got a weird thing for red shoes. I wanna sniff and lick LA's feet. YEAH.
>>15977780I wish it was still 2016 too but you need to read.
>>15977774render posters get the rope
>LET ME TALK TO YA
>LA Knight gets a bigger pop than AJBased.
HOLY HUGE POP
>>15977799*SQUISHES*
what happened to his black people kill shirt?
>>15977807he got an even better one
>>15977782his favorite wrestler is zitback
.....he's gonna break-in into Melo's house. Isn't he
he almost blanked out during mid promo LMAAAAAO
>punch you in the face 4 or 5 timesthat's all?
roids wont make you taller
>I'M BUYIN'
What will Bayley be doing tonight
LEMME HAWK TUAH YA!
Why do people claim that LA Knight is good on the mic?
bro forgot his lines
Shite is so lame
>charls refokay thats how you know this is about to be a banger
>>15977823nobody claims this. but his flubs and autism are endearing nonetheless
la knight is actually kind of a shit promo when you think about it
>>15977820This is possibly the quickest I have ever gotten an erection
>>15977823He can work a crowd. That’s a skill
>>15977823They hear him say "YEAH" and turn their brain off for the rest.
>still holds the record for being the best on the mic
>>15977823he just mogged those 2
So we just gonna forget Andrade is supposed to be fighting Knight?
Knight's autism is becoming more noticeable. He blanked out mid promo
LA is basically trying to be Stone cold and it's fucking hilarious
Knight is so sloppy on the mic, jeez
>>15977815is there much to break into in the hood?
>>15977842he got detained at the border
>>15977823Hey he said incel that one time
>>15977823Because he talks like a bad combination of Austin and Rock and has a catchphrase.
>>15977840Best in the ring too.
>>15977823He has rizz which helps a lot
>>15977853
>>15977835yw bro
>>15977834>when you think about itI'm just not gonna
>>15977823he has that aryan man aura
>>15977844his whole stick is hollywood action here stone cold
my check engine light is on
L.A Knight on commentary, YEAH!
>>15977844WHAT?
>>15977869you gonna check it orrrrr
i'm not impressed by any of the wrestlers people claim are elite mic workers: la knight, mjf, punk, drew, sami, ko. i think the best mic workers in wwe are people like oba femi, chelsea green, bron breakker, trick wiliams, gunther and kaiser
BIG BOSSMAN IS BACK
>>15977869Mine has been on for like 3-4 years now
>>15977868>>15977874It's basically what I'd do since I'm an autismo too
That better not be Fastlane
>>15977881you prefer scripted to natural dialogue
>>15977888Pretty sure it's a vignette for a wrestler
who the speedster comin soon?
>>15977869>>15977878>>15977883>plug in scan tool>emissions code>delete codesimple as.
>>15977881No one asked you, bitch.
>>15977887Me? I'd promo like The Undertaker. Just slow short deliveries to the point who doesnt give a fuck about your pops.
>>15977881brons mic quality is observable week by week. for a long time it was shit though
>>15977892Wholesome
These guys must be seething a little inside knowing that the top strap is stuck behind the bloodline for another few years
>>15977894none of those people sound natural. the miz sounds natural, bron sounds natural
>le green shirt every event guyhe's being a prick on purpose
what did they mean by this?
Would AJ returning to TNA for the partner ship be hype?
>Cole referencing NWA-TNA historyWhat an odd timeline we live in.
>>15977896Rollins' protegee from NXT?
Michael Cole with all the namedrops
Knight has already beaten both of them. Have Fatu or Finnerman go at him
>>15977912AJ needs to be on SmackDown moreSmackDown fucking sucks dedicating literally half the show to minorities and women shit
>much ballyhooed
>>15977910Smackdown Fist coming back
>>15977923we're bringing it back
>>15977912Yeah it's money
omg the commercial breaks are unbearable
>give protagonist a dyke haircut and make her fake cry for a trailer
:)
who the fuck is that street racer vignette for?
>SmileWhat
That Smile looked like pure shit and now they made a second one
>>15977910Detroit
>>15977801I hate this webm because no one ever has or ever will look at me like that.Feels really bad.
Claaass dismissed
>>15977923trying to pop cornette
>LET ME ADVERTISE TO YA!
>>15977933me, john speed
>>15977934
These Smile 2 trailers are so annoying manThey're spoiling everything
>>15977912Yeah, he's worthless on SD right now
>>15977936MCMG it is then
That ghetto commercial is so embarrassing
i hate this swinging ad
>that snickers commercialbro wtf
are the marines still hard as fuck guys? i am canadian army
>>15977943Modern trailers spoil everything
>people are actually watching commercials instead of shitposting
>>15977943Not sure how "blonde lesbian stands there covered in fake tears with a fat guy standing behind her" is spoiling anything other than the low imdb scores.
>>15977937find somebody on drugs and explain how something works and they'll look at you like that
>>15977935First Smile is actually a pretty solid HorrorTrailers are so retarded though, never seen them give away so much
ill be your bf, Invisalign girl
>americams advertising the end of the worldKnow something we don't?
>>15977951>He doesn't have friends to swap withloser
>>15977958shitposting about commercials. try to keep up.
>>15977949Will we ever see him again?
>>15977943I've never ever heard of Smile 1 if there even is such a thing.
>>15977968no, his smile is gone for good
>>15977933its mcmg. that was detroit
>>15977951More than likely pitched by a Gen Z boss in a mini
>sprains leg in first match backno, please take seff again
>>15977975Women are evil
Its over
KWABOTY
Class dismissed
AJ's leg dies every match
>>15977978Worked
>Culo face signRoxxie????
Is AJ selling or is he actually injured
>>15977958Shitposting ABOUT commercials
It's a work.
the gays won this round
Melo don't miss
KWAB
IS THIS A WORK OR A SHOOT??
>>15977990i hope so
old yeller can't go no more
ref stoppage angle. based
AJ's workin the marks again
>AJ hurt alreadyFUCK
Wtf? Shoot?
kek what a fraud
He didn’t put up the X. Might be a work.
Wizzerked
that was an amazing bft
AJ works the marks every time
KWABBED
kek based la knight
shoot?
>AJ injured after literally just coming back
They wouldn't focus on AJ if he was actually hurt.
Based BFT sell
YOU DON"T HYPEREXTEND YOUR KNEE DOING A MOVE FOR A WORK IDIOTS
I was hoping that Andrade would come out to finish the match
not a very good start to the show
>>15978022All the vets do. Theres always a flurry of posts when Orton works his back
Damn, Carmelo sold that move like one of those security guards thats really a local talent trying to get noticed
>333
>>15978036Yeah huh i do it all the time
When someone gets injured for a shoot, they hide them off camera while they check them. They never keep filming them.
this is 10000000000% a work
>there are people that think he's actually injured
KINO video package
>>15978046>>15978046>>15978046