>The Cucamonga Kids
>Neo Moxley Zoom Dweebie
>>15974407how brain damaged does one have to be to listen to this old boomer cuck rant for hours multiple times a week
>>15974429Cornyboard newfag, now hit the road Jack
>Seth Franklin Rollins
>House of BLECH
>>15974407Nobody knows this cuck's 60s TV show references.
>>15974407>Jojo the Dog Faced Boy
>>15974438I’m afraid not and he won’t let you fuck his wife, dipshit.
>>15974407i dont think he can top wheeler useless
>>15974661Well he certainly can't top his fat hog of a wife
I like Cornette, but his nicknames are so out of touch.
>AEWtist freakazoids are so sexless they think tag teaming barely legal goth chicks with your domme wife is being cuckoldedBeyond parody
The only Cornette nickname I like is "Jelly Nutella" because it implies Joey Janela is out of shape but the rest of his nicknames are mostly bad
>Twinkletoes McFingerbang
>Bank addicted drug robber
this gimmick is the type of thing a 12 year old would think is funny
>>15974734Cornette was shoot molested and passed around the locker room as a teen boy after the Jarretts groomed him, he’s mentally stuck at that age
>>15974407>the puddin' gang
>>15974746I believe it. Makes sense as to why he still defends locker room sexual assault to this day.
>>15974623We don't sign our posts here
>>15974746>>15974819KWABtits projecting his childhood because Corny shat on the wyatt slop
>>15974734>O-ONLY BOOMERS LOVE HIS JOKES, WAIT N-NO KIDS TOO!opinion discarded
>Reanimated corpse ref
>>15974766Road Warrior Buck & Balding Buck
> Wheeler Useless
>>15974746The funny thing is this isn’t even remotely a joke
>Michael Naka-Naka-Knock it the fuck off
>Nia "The Fridge" Jax
>>15974713I liked Dwarf Dongsucker for Marko Stunt.>>15974865Road Warrior Buck is good too. When Matt Jackson is a babyface, he'll regularly run out and beat up 4-5 heels by himself. Shit is preposterous.
>>15975014>preposterousI can totally believe if Sockface is dinging all the words for the moves on commentary
>>15974929Ospreay lookin' rough
>Brown Strongman
>>15974486Vile
>>15974929Kek
Kenny Olivier is kino
>>15975573Turn your monitor on
>>15975601gotta love the twinkletoester
>>15974407What the fuck is a Cuckamonga?
I still don't understand why he calls Luchasaurus Deeno Douche. Like not Dino, but Deeeeno, why does he pronounce it like that? It's not a deenosaur
>>15974407>Osprey the Narc
>>15976367the redneck town that cast them out into the world
>>15976403Don't you also say Dino Bravo as Deeno Bravo? It's probably an allusion to his name considering The Cornster loves his boomer wrestling
>>15976403Dino (pronounced that way) is the Flintstones' pet dinosaur.
>OKODY
>>15976367>>15976579Looks like kind of a rich area though
>>15976629Forgot pic
A monkey fucking a football
>Plumber Moxley
>>15974407LMFAO
