FIRST

THANKS TAKE I WILL

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>>15976514
>Have a Badd Ass Weekend, /pw/

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>>15976514

>>15976514
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks

>>15976514
Thanks Mean Mark

Thanks Carder

Thanks Take, I will.

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>>15976514

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The Undercarder

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>15976667
you already know where you're headed Mmmmmmm bring jack and pizza with you if you know whats good for you

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>>15976514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNxEdiCK1g4

>>15976514
I’ll try to Take, honestly not feeling that good today, but I hope some bottles of Jack and some pure strikes practice will help

>>15976514
tyt

>>15976514
Not gonna happen, legend. Depression been kicking my ass lately.
Hope you have a good'n tho.

>>15976648
What a funny guy, that Mark.

>>15976514
Thank you Mean Mark
>>15977102
Hang in there, anon. Bad times don’t last, but bad guys do.

>>15976514
'preciate it take
say hi to michelle and the kids for me

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>>15976514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxE1_V_YifE

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>>15976514
mmmmmmm hope we don't go to war with Iran that wouldn't be badd ass

>>15976514
Thanks Take

thanks take i will!

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>>15976514
T-thank you mr. Takeman... ummmm... you too!

>>15976514
Thx Mark, I'll try

>>15976514
Mmmmmm I think I'll go to sleep for most of it.

>>15976932
What a low point……………. for maven

>>15976514
God forbid someone has a shitty weekend

mmmm thanks deadster you too

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>>15976514
thanks take

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>>15980011
imagine if that connected MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>15976514
Thanks under carder

>>15976514
mmmmmmm

>>15980036
he would be a dead man mmmmm

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>>15976514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO24cZd_pg4

>>15976514
Thanks baby, I <3 you

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Mmmmm... I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm gonna be none too happy if I see this topic still up on Monday. Consider this a warning, greenhorn.

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>>15976514
Have a black ass weekend, nigga.

>>15976667
Probably the most embarrassing moment of his career

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>>15977102
Just give this dimeless shitter some pure strikes

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Have a
Gay Sex
Weekend
Faggot!

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Ayyy gracias 'Taker, I'm going for a siesta.

>>15982981
mmm not very nice of you

Mmmmmm Saturday, time to mow some grass and drink some beers

>>15976537
It's crazy that he comes here every week just to wish us a happy weekend.

Bases

Thank you Mr. Undertaker Sir I hope you have a Badd Ass Weekend as well and also drink some Jack Daniels

At least no one posted that scary picture of Charlotte this time.
mmmmm thanks take.

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>>15976667
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, you know the drill, kid

>>15976514
Thank you

>>15977257
Imagine if he Owen'd that entrance

>>15988991
He'd sit up after.

>>15982710
mmmmmmmmmmm won't wanna mmmmmmess with him...

>>15976932
>loses the title to Maven

mmmmmm Saturday night… time to drink a few beers

Whatever

>>15994243
you will bring a bottle of whiskey to court on monday you mmmmmbitch

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>>15976514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PNA349jxg