Drew better win tomorrow edition>>15978046
has ryback showed up yet
>smackdown thread>everyone marking out and having fun>dynamite gamethread>everyone angry and complaining about the bookingwhy is this?
>no pop for the baylesterhuggerbros...
jews rock!
love Kane
>ROLE MODELI hate Def Rebel so fucking much
Zero reaction for Bayley :(
>>15978522the drew/punk feud is unironically the worst story in wwe right now. its boring and gay and the promos have all felt like theatre kid shit. i'd rather watch the sheamus and pete dunne feud about sheamus mindbreaking pete by deadnaming him than a single second of another punk/drew segment.
>>15978537this has been a weird crowd
Man, we barely got to 3 threads last week. Not sure what happened there.
bayley has aged like 10 years in 3
bayley is such a bad promo
>>15978536shoo shoo, consolefaggot!
Bailey turning into a wine aunt before our eyes.Even the nose piercing screams mid life crisis.
lets go queen
Bring the kweens back. I don't want to hear this busted white chick
want nia jax to crush my lwc
Is it true NXT destroyed Dynamite this week? I was away in business.
>>15978438it's the opposite. they make them talk even more ghetto than they really are, and they make the ones that talk whiteish already talk like they are from south central.b-fab clearly does not talk like that but they make her do it. bianca is a clear hood rat and sounds like it. jade is somewhere inbetween. naomi sounds like she is from a suburb and is playing it up. trick literally shucks and jives like black dynamite. je'von sounds like a popeyes cashier.
Is Tiffany tucking?
nia is slimming down i think
>>15978567'fraid 'o
>>15978557its the latina genes
I hope Nia doesn't abuse Tiffany again this week.
Without a doubt this has been one of the dirt worst Smackdowns in the history of our sport, and now Nia Snax and Timothy Stratton are in the ring.
You can see Bayley's fat rolls.
Tiffany rocking the Sabrina Carpenter look pops me
>>15978553Opinion discarded
How much tit meat does Bayley have
>>15978577yeah she is looking GOOD
YEETsimple as.
Nearly 50% of black women have genital herpes.
>>15978584>bayley is consuming the fat nia is losing
nothing more cringe than a wrestler mentioning that they used to be a fan
>>15978583Nah, Chelsea's slutskirt saved it
trish and lita status: MENTIONEDin the words of michael cole - "who could forget the year 2004?"
Dis bitch on ozempic?
>>15978583you are wrong but i will fight to the death for your right to have that opinion (i will crush your head with a manhole cover)
imagine how submissive tiffany stratton is in bed
They have GOT to stop giving Nia Jax a mic
Bayley sounds like some cringy emo girl from the late 00's
>>15978584That makes her even hotter
>Nia blocking the view of TiffyGod damn it
>>1597858734Ds worth
>>15978568they don't talk like people from the ghetto at allthey talk like white people that haven't been to the hood imagine them to soundthis is what hood niggas talk like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2RiaG0LB7cthere's always a twang to hoodlets and none of the of wwe wrestlers have it but they play characters that way
>>15978585He sure does look handsome tonight.
>>15978585that midge runt wishes she could look anywhere as good as big dimes tiff
Man Bayley just ain't it
>>15978611nigga blocks the sun
>jade is 6'0 according to hunter>Bayley towers of her>Nia is a legit 6'0 according to her modeling>Bayley is barely eye heighSo jade is like a 5'0 black tranny on steroids?
>>15978608her entire generation of female wrestlers is weirdo pick me girls
>>15978583RAW is better than SmackDown because it is (was) 3 hours to SmackDown's 2 hoursLiterally half (1 hour) of SmackDown has to be dedicated to minorities (LWO/El Phantasm del Rio) and women's shit which makes it worse
>>15978608her delivery is a little flat
>PAM
Cash in, Tiffy. CASH IN!
PAM?
PAM
>>15978553Punk is washed. Guarantee Punk is gassed 5 to 6 minutes into the match.
>Tiffy's voice
flustered tiffy is so hot. i want to bend her over the counter after she burns dinner
>Cole snickerOH SHIT
PAMBROS
Cole corpsing because she said pam lmao
it's botchy time
FUCK OFF PAM
>>15978616Je'von really talks like this and kinda Bianca too, they polish it up for TV but you can tell where it's coming from
WHAT
>>15978629LWO is on Raw
you're lucky vince is gone tiff.you'd have a night of having vince shit on you for that blunder
Tiffy shooting with the Pam
>PamKek
>Pam
>>15978597You're not gonna put us off them with your heckin statistics.
Anons acting iffy, yuh Tiffy got me stiffy, yuh
That whole rant from Bayley was completely incoherent.
She should have rolled with the Pam thing
>BITCH
nia's running push is the funniest looking move in wrestling
i missed the pam bit. what is that
>>15978640>>15978641she needs to be flustered more often
Nia is so slow grabbing Bayley
>Pam>Stupid bitchLmao
pam
>>15978665shes very graceless
Can we bring the dumpster back out and throws bitches in it?
>>15978667bayley's shoot name
>>15978522Weekly reminder that AEW was renewed, is profitable, and will take FOX away from the Edrone swine.
Nia Jaxx cant wrestlerher entire gimmick is jogging to someone to throw her body or taking a bump by missing his jogging body
ok bros nia got me rock hard with that belly jiggling
Ded cow
>Referee out of nowherekek
i used to hate bayley but the womens single div is so dire that she is growing on me
>>15978676ty
N
>see it's all about the person not in the matchwow thanks hunter
Am I getting worked by AJ?
Gonna get this off my chestI had one of the hardest orgasms of my LIFE to bayley. Was in a women of wrestling thread a while ago, and some Bayley pics just…idk…they took over me. I was painfully erect. Like pulsating. I barely stroked my manhood for 2 minutes before I had to run to the bathroom and unloaded a groaning, asshole puckering, ball clenching, yellowy load into the toilet. ill never forget that feeling.
>women's money in the bank is finally exciting againgood job, paul
GLOWGLOWGLOW
>>15978685>teleports behind u
For me its finding out Michael Cole is called Sean Coulthard
>STUPID BITCHWas she shootin' because Tiffy called her Pam? kek
>>15978657How big is this trans pornstars' cock?
>>15978697>>15978698A
>more women's shitI never EVER wanna hear you cocksuckers talk shit about Dynamite EVER again
cowards
>>15978687literally fem sami
>>15978689>>15978690>>15978697>>15978698Fucking racists
>>15978703She has a Chyna clit
do you guys think the "pam" slip was a work? like bayley is getting tiffy (in character) so flustered she just let it slip (out of character)? the lines between reality and work are getting blurred. HHH is really getting meta, lynchian almost.
That anti-pop for naomi because she interrupted the cash in lol
>>15978701his middle name is michael so at least "michael coul" makes sense
>>15978656Yeah I know. Youd have yo actually have sex to catch it. You'll be safe jerking your little pud to pics and vids of boons
>>15978695
>>15978710this is why SmackDown is b-tier. half of it is women's shit
>>15978702When was the last time we had an actual shoot offscript insult in a promo?Feels like forever
>>15978702I get the feeling Bayley doesn't like Tiffany anyway because she was never one of the NXT chicks that Bayley ever hyped up like Indi, Roxanne, Cora, and Jacy.
>>15978716was quite a lynchian segment there.
>>15978718His name is shawn michaels?
where is charles
is that megalopolis movie kino
remember when naomi helped the usos beat the bludgeon brothers by shaking her ass at luke harper?
NO FLEX ZONE
NOFLEXZONE
NO FLEXZONE
THEY KNOW BETTER
>>15978713
>>15978687to save the womeme's division they need to>put in the midcard belts>recall all the bitches out on leave/injury>promote like half the NXT roster>break up a couple of the tag teams
DEY KNOOOOW BETTA
THIS ISNT 1992
>>15978738It's a Coppola movie that lost a ton of money and normies hate it, so, probably?
Does anyone else miss the flash photography?
>>15978756
>>15978738Cringekino
>>15978752Nah all they need is for one of them to expose their hole on national TV
>>15978721The fuck would you know about sex, chuddie?Lmao you expect us to believe you get laid when you're spouting off statistics in a wrestling thread?Fuck off lmao
YES BOY
>>15978736charles should be about healed from his injuries around this time, could be back any day now.people think tiffy is gonna cash in on nia, get the belt, and then charles will win the rumble and challenge for it at mania. charles is tiffy's favorite wrestler and it would be an opportunity to put tiff over (not like charles will go for that but still)
Did Vince write this segment?
humiliation ritual
kek...>No man, that's CHELSEA GREEEEN
still would
This is Vince level humour.
>theory eating an entire cake from cateringlmao
>>>/aco/8483662where chelsea belongs right now
>Chelsea has been an A+ player since her return Give her a push plz
Piper is a good friend for sticking with Chelsea like this
not gonna lie. even covered in garbage i'm still putting my tongue in her ass
Wtf No Flex Zone is back? I had no idea, I've never been happier lads
>my cake stinks
Holy shit, complete aldis domination
>Chelsea realizes that bullying hurts and is wrong
>>15978760it was a combination of that and old cameras, definitely brought a special vibe, I wonder what would people think nowadays if WWE applied filters to make it look a bit more like that
I wanna see Adam Pearce and Chelsea v Aldis and Mickie James at WM. Meme this into reality
>>15978784slimechads win again
>this fucking NXT level backstage segment
>>15978797Please no. She's made to be a bitch heel
Chris Jericho got in shape holy shit
>>15978767sol hole...
>>15978741Me at the bottom of the ramp.
>>15978785Shes getting the new belt when they introduce it
>>15978802>>this fucking NXT level backstage segmentBASED
>>15978695Consider necking yourself
>>15978695Some of my best orgasms was to Melina back when I was in high school. I still miss her fat ass
>>15978804
>Naomi's gargantuan ass
>>15978797bullying does stink because it involves treating people like garbageit's an attitude that smells of rot
>>15978625most of the women in wwe are short as fuck
>>15978803she could still be an anti bullying heel. like an obnoxious censor wokescold type. ivory but jewish
>stands menacingly in you're path
>>15978695>yellowy
>>15978522VINCE NEVER LEFT!!!!
>>15978799Aldis is younger than Cody so I'm sure he could still have a match.
Bloody hell no wonder why the crowd is so quiet. Women's shit after women's shit.
It feels like Tiffany only wrestles like once every other month to have an endless series of matches with Naomi.
>>15978806They need to call her ass up to the main roster already
>>15978817if you mean HOFer Naomi Russell then yes
Is Chelsea turning back into Laurel Van Ness?
who's gonna be the next Charlotte Flair of WWE?
>>15978695can't forget "toe crunching" or "toe curling" (something like that) ya finna pinhead
naomi shoulda stayed in tna
>people in here still think the AJ injury is a workbros every wrestling news source ive seen is confirming its real. SRS, ibou, fox sports…its bad.
That splits move makes my dick twitch every time
>>15978815i fap to her getting ryona'd like when beth phoenix bent her really far back
>>15978695Did you spot gooning to the DMD?
>>15978738i've heard thats is so terrible that you have to watch it
Naomi isn't worth whatever they're paying her. She's slow and boring.
>>15978833tiffany when HHH forces chuck to put her over
>>15978843Fuck you
women need a big ass nasty bitch with ciculite ass like rikishi
>>15978815>when she showed up at the Rumble and went out of the way to exaggerate and bounce her ass on the apronBless her.
>>15978827I literally and unironically cannot wait for Rampage to start at this fucking point. Triple Nose needs to get a fucking clue.
>>15978843$350,000 minimum btw
Naomi needs to wear thong bottoms not this diaper looking shit she has on now.
>>15978846That anon was right
>>15978760yes
>>15978843She's got the booty tho at least
>>15978843WOW racist much?
>>15978522enjoy your slop
>>15978847"ciculite" popped me brother
>>15978859It certainly makes one feel a lot more important.
>>15978829when smack goes to 3 hours next year, and if they do put in midcard women's belts, they're clearly gonna call up a few NXT girls, i think she has a good chance of being one of them.
>>15978859When you think about it everyone taking their shit pictures from half a mile away wasn't any less stupid than them all recording with their phones.
is mia yim black?
>>15978859rofl he does the same move but holds up an invisible belt
>Depends Big Girl (for you) diapersI don't want to ever meet someone from THAT demographic
>>15978839Of all the women who WWE can get back, I want her back the most. Her ass is STILL mint
>>15978872Black/Korean mix
>>15978522I'm sorry for your loss
>>15978870And phones have the ability to zoom in too
>>15978756>dude! you don't have to look like your dad!>me:
>>15978872yes, half
>>15978869>only 24 years oldGrim but also holy fucking yum
anybody know how to crack/pop your shoulder? afraid i mightve KWAB’d myself…had to take in the garbage can in the rain and flipped it over trying to rush. shoulder killing me now wanna enjoy the rest of this episode but damn it hurts
GIWTWM
>>15978886it's pepe time
>>15978872Do you think Teenage Cody was like this?
>>15978815still would
I'm a fucking idiot.The car vignette is for the Motor City Machine Guns.
>>15978886Accurate tits
>>15978894>implant buster with Naomi's ass
>>15978890Watch Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson can teach you a trick or two
That was awesome
that's why you hire natural athletes not retarded marksthis is why shawn's NXT gymnast squad will inherit the E
>>15978881Kek
>>15978900well yeahwhat did you think it was?Law & Order: Special Wrestling Unit
Oh look will osprey wrestles like a wwe diva what a faggot
>>15978890idk what you mean crack or pop it but don't do any of that shit, put some ice on that bitch and go to bed after sd.if you have advil and tylenol take one of each.
>>15978898Why is she not married with kids yet?I know she's Latina but what is her mental damage that repels long-term prospects?
>>15978896100% yes
THE POWER OF STRATTON
>>15978894>>15978903Destroying another woman's tits with your ass is such a Stacey move desu
>>15978912A Sparky Plugg return vignette.
>>15978894that ref looks like a 2k character
Oh bullshit, Tiffany was awesome in that match.
atta girl naomi
boooooo fuck that
God damn it why?
Why....
>>15978859Some retard had his phone flashlight on last RAW. Maybe the crowd could just do that and be annoying.
y tho
>>15978927giwtwm
Tiffany just died at the end holy shit she is GASSED
Huh? What was the finish?
>>15978928
that was a weak finishthink there was supposed to be something bigger
is that Chris Jericho?
tiffany is really on her own level compared to a lot of the women
yes graves i'm sure that tiffany stratton is going to cash in on fucking kelani jordanthank you graves
>>15978943The finish was Tiffany did something cool then Naomi randomly rolled her over for a 3 count.
was that woman behind the desk wearing a daniel bryan shirt?
why the fuck is naomi still a thing? she's been there over a decade, she should be putting over the younger talent
>OH LAWD
>>15978956She wasn’t even the hot one in the funkadactyls
I love our tribal chief.
AH LUHMA TRIBA CHEE
>>15978956Nepotism up the ass
>>15978956bayley literally just promised her a title shot and she should lose?
MAH TRIBAL CHIEF
Fatuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
YOU WILL SUCK SOLO SIKOA'S DICK OR YOU WILL DIE
>>15978956a decade isnt long
okay now this is a dimes promoOH LAWD
[praying emoji] I LOVE YOU SOLO
hate Solo
>>15978956i mean its fucking naomi bro she doesn't have a lot of space to put someone "over" her because she's barely a lower midcarder
you tell em, werewolf!!
I love Jacob Fatu.
KWEENS WIN!
the tanga goblins are growing on me
YAYAYAYAYAY
I fucking love this jungle drums theme
They need to stick with the backhanded 1 because it's dimes and separates the bloodline from the nu bloodline
I LOVE YOU SOLO
I love Jacob and I love my Tribal Chief.
>our Tribal Tree
nu-bloodline is actually so fucking dimes that if they just replaced solo with rock it would far surpass the first bloodline
These Tongans are thugs
nu bloodline is so much better than the old bloodline. i hope people realize this here
>>15978898Hell yeah I would. I need her back immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbZ1ehGtTqI
I am tired of pretending that the old bloodline was better than nubloodline
incredible how jacob made his debut latest but just totally blew the other two out of the water
wtf was thatdoes da grill man know how to fucking speak English or just mumble?
>>15978979my nigga road dogg would be proud
>>15978989Did you just say tree?HI GUYS.
I LUUUUUVV YOU TRIBAL CHIEF!!
>my blood runs black and goldSNOOP DOGG ON NXT?????
>>15978991I'm all-in on the rock pulling strings behind the scenes (just seems too in-characer)
>>15978992animals? savages even?
>>15978979Brutal. Guaranteed CTE.
Thats the most dimes promo they've had in a while
tonga loa the goat
da trouble chee n shieeeeeet
>>15978989someone post the roman tree
>>15978521>>15978521
>>15978979why do they keep letting naomi humiliate tiffy
>>15979005Yeah, I think that is going to be the big twist. Solo was just a puppet for Rock who is getting revenge against Roman for losing against Cody.
I like those buffalo commercials. I find them humorous
>>15978998>standing around while Roman or Heyman talkVs>incoherent gremlin noises and loving muh tribal chiefNuBloodline is dimes.
>>15978992>>15979006*Teens
