looks like xpw is doing a haitian cat eater gimmick
Only a few more moths before these rodents will be chased away from the USA.
>>16006785i know deathmatch fans are about as low class as you can go but surely getting rid of them is too much
>>16006785Why are rodents afraid of moths?
Why do vermin like Rob Black think they’re better than anybody? Is it the cocaine?
>>16006775yikes
>>16006775XPW will save the indies
>>16006899Moths spray a dust that can make you go blind.
>>16006775legit funny that people have to pretend to give a shit about Haitians like we ain't know they been retarded ass motherfuckers for decades lmao
>>16010136Many people are saying this
>>16010136Just take a look at Haiti, that would be reason enough to keep all Haitians out of your country
>>16006927I'd rather the government gives rob black millions to make his pornos and edgy wrestling shows than those haitian retards to roam around the country
>>16006775they can't even pretend to be human
>>16006775would work if they book it right>give a few wrestlers pets, dog, cat, duck, chicken, goat>get a few black wrestlers in masks>first one is really skinny>chicken vanishes, promos about missing chicken>replace masked wrestler with someone less skinny>when all pets are gone, masked wrestler is 300 pounds
>>16006927it's the jewish privilege that gave him his job as a porn director, sex with endless crackheads, a bimbo wife who cucked him, access to worthless nigs who committed an attempted dick slicing on a man with hedge clippers, run a poorly booked ecw rip off no one likes, and generally feel like an edgelord who no one will say anything to.
>>16011231Oh I’m sure you would Rob
>>16011276they already book the niggertaker, where does he fit in all this?
>>16006775Respect for our dignity
>>16011231You didn't even know what a Haitian was 3 months ago.
>>16012633i knew what they were 20 years ago when I was playing this shit where the game had you murdering them
>>16006785you unironically think you'll win?
>>16006785So this is the Republicans secret weapon, huh?
>>16012794Polls are saying Hillary in a landslide, we must trust the science
>>16012794Do you communists and trannies think you'll win in the end?
>what does this have to do with wrestling. yikes. do better.
rob black should go to israel if he hates it here so much
>>16012633I don't have any pets so it was never a priority to learn which aspiring rappers would and would not eat them.
Dimes.
>>16013738>le commie, le troon!!!!
>>16013759>>16011288he's eye-talian thoughalbiet
>>16006775
Wrestling targeted at conservatives will always be destined to fail.On the indie side you only need to look at CYN, who spent their initial media blitz trying to convince people they were funded by Trump. Conservatives are old and incurious, they aren't going to figure out how to order an iPPV, it needs to be on the 2 cable channels they remember the number for that aren't fox news. And while I'm sure black rifle coffee, trumpy bear and various gas station dick pills would proudly sponsor a promotion where they inspect the genitals of all competitors before that match to make sure they aren't trans, that's not going to cut it for a mainstream television network.
>>16018488>inspect the genitals of all competitors before that match to make sure they aren't trans,Imagine they brought in some Japanese legend to wrestle and like they needed a magnifying glass and several referees to come to a consensus it would not be funny at all.
>>16011367he defeats the haitian pet eater at the end. few weeks of pet eater hearing pet noises, then he gets paranoid about the souls of the pets tormenting him. maybe have boogeyman show up during the match with *the ghosts of the pets* on the ramp. just the pets covered in glow in the dark paint & a blacklight.
>>16014882he's a shabbos goy
>>16018488Sorry but no one needs to check your tiny genitals to see if you're trans, lmao
>>16018488>Wrestling targeted at conservatives will always be destined to fail.>On the indie side you only need to look at CYN, who spent their initial media blitz trying to convince people they were funded by Trump. Conservatives are old and incurious, they aren't going to figure out how to order an iPPV, it needs to be on the 2 cable channels they remember the number for that aren't fox news.>And while I'm sure black rifle coffee, trumpy bear and various gas station dick pills would proudly sponsor a promotion where they inspect the genitals of all competitors before that match to make sure they aren't trans, that's not going to cut it for a mainstream television network.
>>16020074>Conservatives are old and incuriousThe majority of conservatives are tech giants. Grow up and start reading articles and looking for readily available public info yourself instead of vomiting something you heard or read on social media.
>>16020074Is that the guy from the Linus tech tips youtube channel?
>>16013738It's weird because I voted Cameltoe Harris today but I do not agree with communism, transgenderism, abortion, or even socialism for able bodied people who should have the wisdom God gave an ant to save money while they can work. But despite all of the Demo(nic) Rat stances I am deeply opposed to, at least their candidate isn't the literal Antichrist. I feel like I will be voting Republican against n in the future but not with Donald Chump and Shady Vance on the ticket.
>>16020136You're young and stupid. I believed the same thing about George W. Bush when they said he was the antichrist. If you think they didn't really say the same kinds of things then, you're wrong. Your real intelligence test is how many times you'll fall for it because you'll notice deranged spinsters believe this on demand every 2-4 years about whoever the opponent is.
>>16020074In the real world, conservatives either work hard and want to live off of the sweat of their brow like they deserve or they worship their money and want to give none of it away. Fags, poor and the pretentious tend to be liberal. What it comes down to is one side votes to keep their money and the other side votes for gibmes. Personally as long as my student loans stay in forebearance, the Dems own my vote.
>>16020142It isn't like W at all. Yes, I remember how no less than 8 years of American culture was based around hating George Bush Jr. but he didn't amass a rabid fanbase like Trump. What makes Trump the AC isn't that I didn't like his regime or that I was told not to like him. It's that he keeps living in ways that are the opposite of what Christ did yet he has a strongly Evangelical fanbase who believes he was anointed by God to be president. (What really stands out to me is that Jesus died for His believers and forgives them of their sins while Donald Trump will send his believers to prison so he can stay free but he can pardon your crimes. Jesus is the end result of the Law of God, Donald Trump is the end result of the Law of Man.) It reminds me that while St. John's antichrist is someone who spreads disbelief in Christ, I feel Antichrist is like Anti-hero. An anti-hero still saves people but he isn't heroic; it doesn't mean he's a villain though. And Trump, with the most un-Christian life a feller can live, amassed a following like Christ. An Antichrist.
>>16006775Based
>>16006785Is it a bad idea
>>16006775It has nothing to do with eating cats; the reason he drank from the pitcher is because Black people have an inbuilt trauma due to being deprived of clean drinking water that causes them to do these things from time to time.
>>16006775genuine question: is the conservative schizophrenia gimmick a work or a shoot? i'm a right-leaning moderate but this shit is bizarre bro
