Facts
would it?
>>16015350John Cena would destroy both of them simply by rubbing his head.
>>1601535090s Rock would call him a gay Nazi which would be hilarious
>>16015350>promo this promo thatbitch what is this? a fukin talk show? AEW gas actual PRO WRESTLING
>>16015458I know this is bait but why not just watch amateur wrestling instead? cut out the fluff completely.
>>16015389That would pop my poop humor ass so hard, especially lil jimmy me
>>16015350>Gunther comes out>cuts promo >masterfully delivered, cutting, insightful>5 minutes of good points well delivered>builds match, builds story>destroys Rock personally, professionally and spiritually>Rock comes out>lowers head>lowers sunglasses>Long pause>SHUT UP BITCH!>IF YA SMEEEEEEEELALALALALA>no opportunity for opponent to respond>crowd deafening cheers>Rock goes over in 7 minutes at the PPV
>>16015389>Rock calls him a gay nazi>"I object to the gay"Monster pop
>>16019149Huge pop
>>16015458>gasgas who?
>>16017733CHA builds > INT builds
>>16017733Would work in 2012. Doesn't work anymore, crowd would split for Gunther then boo if Rock won
>>16019149>I object to the "nazi">nuclear fucking pop, goonta put over as first proudly gay champ, quashing all diversity complaints
>>16015350He would do a shit German accent and talk about liking schnitzel and use it as a euphemism for penis
>>16015458I thought about that. Gunther vs. Rock would be booked differently everywhere in the world. WWE would make it a funny and engaging feud, AEW would give it no story and a 30 min match, NJPW would probably make it a straight match with a few fun press conference promos. Everyone has a different approach.
>>16017733>>16019188yeet
>>16015458>AEW gasses pro wrestlingno wonder it's shit
>>16015350>>16017733Gunther speaks>Rocky, this ring is sacred>you sold out to Hollywood>i will make you payRocky responds>hallo, guten morgen, meine Herren, hit Gunther aaaayeeeee, danke>If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*huge pop*
Rock would probably bring in some charlie chaplin looking nazi parody jabroni to make fun of Gunther, like he brought in Gillberg in 2003
I would just assume Gunther would bring up the Baywatch movie.
>>16019311ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
>>16019176YOu'll finna know who!
Attitude Era Rock would treat Gunther like Kurrgan from the Oddities and bury him on the mic real bad.Final Boss Rock will probably go gentle, but still bury him on the mic.
>>16015389I got two words for you Rock, just twoPat Patterson
>>16020188Rocky responds>take those two words and shove it straight up your monkey ass>If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*crowd chants grow even stronger* ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
Gunther being a good promo and character worker was a huge surprise for me. I always thought he was just the typical indie shitter who wrestles good, especially since hes ESL
>>16020548I can't believe how right the stand up goontah poster was
>>16015389He'd call him "Adolf Skinnyfat"
>>16020173They don't script people to just get buried by Rock then say nothing back anymore so it doesn't work. Even Jinder had a good showing against him. Rock's schtick relies on him being booked to ein the exchange. If CM Punk's promo came after Rock's and not the other way around it would come off way differently.
>>16020693Even back in the Attitude Era, others used to have back and forth with Rocky.>Jericho had that Grandma Jezzebelle Jericho segment with him>austin had that Wasted away again at Margaritaville segment>Gaytch had tons of similar promos
>>16020727Then that stopped when he was facing other people that weren't top guys and he had Gewirtz in his pocket. His Cena-era comeback was pretty much all him getting the last word and burying people. Even Hogan commented on it during an interview, saying WWE is booking him to have the upperhand on everyone, including Cena.
