We are only 4 DAYS away from AEW WrestleDream at the Tacoma Dome in Tacoma, Washington!You won't want to miss the SPECIAL go-home show Title Tuesday edition of AEW Dynamite TONIGHT!LIVE at **9:00 pm EST/8:00 pm CT/6:00 pm PT** on TBS!>Bryan Danielson & Wheeler Yuta vs. Claudio Castagnoli & PAC>Winner Gets AEW Women’s World Title Shot At AEW WrestleDream: Britt Baker vs. Willow Nightingale>AEW TBS Championship And NJPW STRONG Women’s Championship: Mercedes Moné (c) vs. Emi Sakura>Hologram vs. Komander>Darby Allin and Brody King meet face-to-face>HOOK calls out Taz’s attackers>Jay White appears
>>16017988CM Punk Won
Nigger
>>16017988Dire... MANURE MOANS
>>16018000>those digitsFraid so
This shit is going to lose to a wrestling school Fucking kek
>>16017988That Hologram OP pic goes hard
Luv Kamille!
COLT CABANA!
>Coltkek
So uh, are we done with dan garcia baiting everyone with leaving for WWE? swear ive seen him cut this whole “IM NOT LEAVING!!!!” promo at LEAST 3 separate times.
Colt Cabana sighting
>>16018000>rushing to post this every thread
>>16018030take your meds and go to bed
>>16018000IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
She's not winning, but I hope Jamie kicks their asses
>tfw no Willow gf
threesome with harley and saraya
This is a weird ass Dynamite. Are they even gonna bother trying to hype the PPV up or are we just gonna get more people who don't usually get time getting time this week?
FRESH FROM CATERING!!! FAT SHITTER! PILLOW!
pale giant booba gypsy time
Saraya made the card tonight thats wild
>>16018000KEK Based
>jamie
HARLEY BOOBA
>Mariah on colorBased
why the fuck does saraya cover her tits now
>>16018015>ManureAt least Mercedes has titles.
>>16018050Between the hurricane and NXT, Tony gave up
>>16018061It's not like she has a condo to go back to in Florida
>>16018000fpbp
Outcasts is still a thing?
>>16018030aew fans wont admit it but it is getting rather played out
>>16018023Nyla Rose is this dude's dad lmao
>>16018069I wish I was Black so I could get at those....
When I see an e-drone come over from nxt
>>16018041His gimmick is one of the few funny ones in this shithole
>>16018087not really the outcasts, it's just saraya and harley as two retards
>>16018041I think this was a shoot because Mustafa looked so heartbroken and pissed kek
>>16018080Only because she'd throw a tantrum if she didn't but you tried.
Jamie's ass in that gear looking spectacular
c'mon wardrobe malfunction
Could "Nyla" at least make an attempt not to look like a fat dude? Jesus christ I cant wait until he goes away
>>16018000
>>16018087Aye
Harley choking Jamie with her big fat tits hanging out should be a weekly spot
>>16018118Want to see nyla's cock eh?
>>16018127you can literally see her ASS HOLE. why are women like this
>Mariah asking if Tony needed a blue chewHoly lmao
>>16018129heh no I typed it when Harley was flopping around hoping for some boob leakage
This PPV is gonna suck shit. One hype match in Mox vs Danielson.Darby is wrestling uhhh Brody King?Jericho is wrestling Briscoe on a two week build?Bucks vs Private Party barely any build.Women's competitor not even determined yet.No Hangman on card.No Swerve.No MJF.Ospreay in a 3 way with the guy who ruined his last match because reasons?Don't even know the rest of the card.
>>16018000>dynashit gets pushed out of their timeslot>ratings and attendance have fucking plummeted since he left >jungle fags career is pretty much dead>cm punk wonOH IT’S TRUE
>Jay WhiteTriple K please find a way to save that man from this company
>>16018127I can her butthole and pussy lips
>>16018140Darby vs Brody at least has some passion behind itThat alone will make it entertaining
>>16018127Really want to snort coke out of her ass desu
>>16018144keep begging pedophilE
>>16018140Those matches look good. And don't even act like you have shit to do on a Saturday you fucking loser
>kayfabing Taz's shoot surgery based carny
>>16018124Holy based
>>16018102>back when Jamie was at the perfect weightThe bitch in the ring currently is NOT Hayter
That High Potential show sounds like a Sweet Dee skit out of early SunnyJesus Christ
>>16018124HUGE pop
>>16018104>samefagging to defend yourself
You are now reminded that Saraya was snubbed at All In and Jamie Hayter interrupted her. You forgot about it because Tony had a chance to tell a good return story for Hayter but completely forgot about it himself the next day.
>jeff who's world is it
>Jeff, whose world is it?>...>It's my world.>mfw
Harley’s tits god damn
>>16018183kek, all the network tv shows are either medical dramas about doctor playing 'outside the rules' or copaganda
>>16018104Now say that without a mouthful of semen.
slag on slag violence
who the F is Daffneykek
>inb4 jamie loses because tony is retarded
Imagine this: Jamie Hayer but with more muscle and cheetah print loincloith gear
Holy shit Penelope's cheese-weafd
Saraya acquiring more big titty blonde minions
Penelope Ford!!!
Harley and Penelope in the same team, my god
>you will never approach Mercedes to tell her you're a fan only to have and angry Kamile attack you in a skirt and as you look up you see her angry eyes slowly peaking and disappearing due to her massive heaving bosoms when you feel liquid land onto your forehead and notice it's sweat slowly dripping from her engorged vagina lips
New bimbo harrem?
>>16018224daphne from scooby doo
CAN JAMIE PLEASE STOP FEUDING WITH SARAYA AND HER FRIENDS
PENELOPE? random considering this match was completely changed
So that's how they protect Jamie, it doesn't really fit her character though.
I love Harley, bros
saraya building a bimbo stable is based
>>16018157Same and I'm straight edge but that body is unreal and she's unhinged
>>16018183>>16018215I watched Boat Doctor when I got home drunk over the weekend and it was being randomly shown at 1am. The twist is he decided to enjoy life because he got COVID early in 2020 so he's go be Boat Doctor rather than Regular Doctor. Anyway, after 8 beers 11/10 incredible show because Don Johnson shows up as the Captain who apparently doesn't show up after the pilot and he just goes>Boat Doctor, you truly are the boat's doctor.
Does Saraya just make up rules in every match now?
>>16018224Someone who didnt like when Billy Gunn turned heel on Big Show
>>16018243Holy fucking YUM
JJ bout to take action on this harlot
>>16018243>that BTFO roast beefMiro won
>>16018230If Jamie won he'd be even more retarded. Because he'd be doing one of the biggest matches he could do right now in the womens division with no build.Her getting screwed here then climbing up to a title shot for Full Gear is a much better story.Willow will win, as theyve already projected hard so there's really no need for this match.
>>16018287No DQs in a 4-way
>>160182874 ways are no dq
This is sloppy as fuck
big pop for the table spot
>that camera view on Willow's pin
Harley is lucky she has huge tits, that's all I'm gonna say
>>16018298that's true anon. i just want her to win all the time
Why even pin Harley
>>16018286
>>16018299>>16018304>the ref can't tell someone not in the match to fuck offmaybe on planet retard
Why is AEW still on? Doesn't it go off at 10PM?
>>16018319to dab on em
HOKY FUCKING KINO
Fat Shitter wins... Hayter Bros, we gut fucked again
>>16018319its funny, and womans wrestling fucking sucks
>>16018286Meds. NOW.
Based Buck Breaker Squishy
That was a shoot headbutt, Willow is bleeding
>>16018325Its a 3 hour show
for me, it's Brian Keithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Learning tree at the top of the hour
>>16018322he cannot in a no dq match correct
Jericho is speaking truths
>>16018335fuck you I'm on land. You have no power over me, Boat Doctor!
>Large William
>>16018352He doesn't look very William to me
jericho wasn't wrong
bryan keith looking like that dude from the roots with that cool hat
SWITCHY
>Second hour starting with Jerichoyep they're losing to NXT
Paige is so bad bros
That was such a retardedly booked match lol
Luv Harley
>jay whitei'll be back later
Now that the third most watched wrestling show is over I'll check out what's happening on the fourth most watched.What have I missed so far?
>>16018350On land you may commandBut at sea, it is me
>>16018368just tuned in from nxt?
Jay White's reputation is irreparably fucked.Just feed him to Hanger and be done with it.
>>16018372They're so fucking big and round
>Cody Chunn looking the wrong way when his name appears
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
>Jay Shite lmao Totally forgot about this faggot
HOLY FUCK JAY WHITE VS CODY!
Cody Chud
>>16018380I would put over Anna cleanly
>>16018363Wait, it's not 3 hours? You mean they started late because they were scared of NXT? lol
Lmfao even the commentary team is shitting on the Shitblade
>Competitive match with Cody Chun who books this shit
>>16018401I'd politic my way into eating her pin.
>switchy trying to give this jobber some shinebruhyou ain't over enough to do this shit, just squash him
>Juice asserting dominance
>>16018410>competitiveWhere do you get your media literacy
God, GayEW is sad
Why does Jay White shout everything he says?
>Jay White>with a live microphone
>>16018417That finish doesn't work for me brother
>>16018432he's kiwi plz understand
I LOVE AEWFUCK DRONE PEDOS
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzShut the fuck up kiwi
>Got through the promo without someone yelling "WHO WROTE THIS SHIT"Well...it's an improvement I guess.
Only 2 gamethreads? Holy grimola
It's time to shave the goatee
you now remember>WHO WROTE THIS SHIT
Damn, you can hear a pin drop
>>16018432since he is from an area where the toilet water spins in opposite direction compared to the northern hemisphere that same effect also cause sound waves to enter his ears in the opposite direction so he has to shout when talking normally
Another incoherent promo by SWITCHY THE CHANNEL
>>16018447>Eating his gum off the entrance floorIs that sanitary?
>>16018243god i want to jam my cock in that so fucking bad. all 5.2 inches of my pulsating manhood, mushroom tip DIRECTLY against that quivering little ass hole. bros im fcuking FIENDING. i dont even know if i can contain myself. i Need it. NEED IT.
Why do all these guys look the same?
I'm so sick of TK giving 1 week builds to matches that actually have the potential to be interesting with the right booker.
>>16018183I can't buy her as intelligent whatsoever
>loss of your father Is Taz dead?
>>16018454>that pathetic attempt at humor
>>16018453>>16018446Kill yourself
Why is Kip Sabian a thing?
is Killswitch dead?
What happened to Killswitch?
>>16018447He looks terrible without facial hair
>>16018475he got surgery for his knees and/or shoulders, forget which
christian's eternal feud with kip sabian continues
Hook vs Christian could be a good feud
Hangman isn't showing up tonight lmao
>>16018489He's attached to two very important things
>>16018490remains to be seen
>>16018492He looks like a middle schooler
Wait, what happened to Killswitch?
>>16018491>>16018490he was shoot found unconscious with pneumonia in BOTH lungs, so he's out for while
>>16018475>>16018494replaced BOTH knees. He's not back for a while
Jay White is shit and always has been
>>16018490She should’ve been my wife
>>16018491https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/exclusives/killswitchluchasaurus-hospitalized-oxygen-he-recovers-double-pneumonia
>>16018490it's a serious situation... the dreaded double cumlung
>>16018511cum in lungs
>>16018490Why is she dressed like my abuela?
>>16018520DOUBLE CUM IN LUNGS
BASED WILLOW
damn that headbutt did bust her open
>>16018512Hoe do you even get pneumonia?
>>16018539The Oregon Trail
WIDE LOAD!
God I wish Willow would pounce me
CEOCEO CEO
>>16018458I know how that feeling
She a HoShe a HoShe a Ho
EMI FUCKING SAKURA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16018549Bro, you can't show pools on a blue board
Almost time for Tony to book the 5th match for the PPV that happens in 4 days tonight.
I want to hear Kamile fart so bad bros
>Mercedes Mone is a gamer>The girl behind her is a gamer as well
Emi even fatter?
now MANURE Moans vs the Queen of Catering.
I don't want to SEE EO
>>16018564she's just cultivating mass
Why do all the jap women in AEW balloon in weight?
Was it just me or did Emi look troll/goblin like standing next to Mercedes?
I don't get why AEW are touring the Pacific Northwest and Northern California but completely skipping Southern California. LA shows always have a huge turnout
>Title Tuesday>This is the only title match we get
What the hell is this creature?
>>16018571McDonald's
>>16018571that's every woman after 25
Jesus Emi got Fatter
Holy shit the bell reveal
>>16018571emi's always been big thoughever
>>16018571Time in catering
>>16018559It's funny how almost the entire card got booked today with random ass matches kek. None of them have any story going on except the main event.
Mone's wig looks so bad
Im quite sure Emi has actually lost weight
God damn, this sucks NXT was a million times better and I never enjoy NXT
Did Mercedes forget her spot?
>Emi Sakura>on national television>in the Year of Our Lord Twenty Hundred and Twenty-Four
>>16018571seed oils and corn syrup
>>16018601No I think she's put on 100 lbs
>>16018609That would be Iyo thoubeit
>>16018601We've been working out in the bedroom
sasha got a perky butt
Me and Kamille under a treeK i s s i n g.
my dad (boomer) is on a 15 minute long rant about how his work is expecting him to come in during a cat 4 hurricane he even threw a few racial slurs in there. ive been trying to get him to stop so i can watch the episode but i just cant
CEO having a decent match here
God, what do Emi's smelly shits smell like, bros?
>>16018615Slampig
>>16018616
>basebore lol, lmao even
>>16018634I'm doing all the work
>>16018625Well you know the glory hole motto: whether rain or shine, HUAK HUAK HUAK HUAK HUAK HUAK
>>16018630What happened to all the Japanese women?
>>16018642I can' watch over 9 hours of football on any given Sunday easily. I cannot stand even nine minutes of beisbol.
>>16018659What about Blurnsball?
>>16018648tuah?
>HUNGRY EMI we know Excalibur
That might have been Mercedes best backstabber
>>16018625it's been bumped up to cat 5
>>16018648tua
>>16018642I like Asian women and I like THICCBut what in the actual fuck has happened to Emi and Shida???Don't combine THICC and Asian, TK! What have you been feeding them!?>HungryNice job, Excalibur
>>16018673sorry I forgot to knock. Here, take this $6 coupon for a Subway footlong
>>16018678RIP in peace Tampa
Every time Emi Shitkura does literally anything>wow veteran move>so much experience>oh my god veteran presence!
>>16018630America has the biggest population of WHORES, meanwhile Japan has the biggest GEEKS.
>>16018491AEW gotta stop booking these 80 year old "Japanese legends" nobody knows
>>16018674The Role of Jabba the Hutt will be played by Emi Sakura
She did that dance better than Mercedes
>>16018657Something in the AEW catering is plumping themLook what happened to ShidaProbably why Riho stays away for so long
Mone has better matches with the Japanese women than she does with the Americans
>>16018688Imagine the double blowjob
>>16018695>girl1: Kumquat >brush: distintas.net >girl2: literally and unironically I
God, if Emi farts, Mercede is going to be paralyzed. DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF AEW, EMI
>>16018688>Mariah obsessed with a tan Japanese women Sad
I love Sasha's tight butt
The crowd is so dead for the CEO
>>16018709There’s not much of a crowd tbf
>>16018699came just imagining it
>>16018704The first girl is a cutie
Stat needs better music
>>16018704girl in whites nudes are UNREAL.
>>16018695>Look what happened to ShidaShe did that to herself with the Mukbang videos
>Stat is face againOk?
Did Statlander just use Stokely?
>>16018716Her music when she was an alien was cool.
>We haven't done anything interesting since 2019weird promo kek
>another heatless match booked last minute
nice, i am definitely hitting that party up
Where my Bruvs at?
Thank Christ, bruvs
THE BILLY GOAT
>>16018740Only high quality slags for me
>>16018704>>16018719I've always wondered what is the actual source of this? An OF?
>>16018725you could say that they were both using each other
MELANATEDMEL-MELANATED IS MY CHILDWOAAAAAAHMY WIFE AND BLACK BABY
Get the BRUV counter out BRUV!
>>16018724Stat after she tastes my homewade swecret sweepy weepy pie
>>16018719NO NO NO I refuse to see her nude!
>hand in the jacketBRUV is a freemason???
>>16018747I like my slags to bully me.
DC is in serious need of a WI watched Joker 2 earlier & it was horrible
Don Callis music is based as fuck desu
>>16018748>>16018759she does playboy. insanely tight ass holesamanatha schwarttz
Anythink?
BRUV! I'm a completely Retard BRUV!
Ospreay said the word "anythink" twice
>>16018751I refuse to believe Stokely would do that
>>16018719>girl in whitesdon't careI wanna see the qt 3.14 nude
new>>16018769>>16018769>>16018769>>16018769
>>16018747>Ghetto Princess>"High Quality"
>>16018748I unno I just found it on a board, probably/tv/. I always thought it was a tik tok since that's the kinda girly humor you'd find there.
>>16018758AWW!! OH NO I HATE SOUR BOY!!!
>>16018776It's his world
>>16018769>>16018769>>16018769>>16018769NEEEEEEEEEW
>>16018783He's the worst
>>16018758Everyone hates Sour Boy
Don did nothing wrong
>Kyle "Garnacho" Fletcher
Takeshita looks like dimes in those pants
>>16018834He'll side with Osprey soon
Stop this light skin on light skin violence
Leila can get it
Perry should run over Shibata with his bus
Yuta a geek
So why does he only use Final Countdown sometimes?
>>16018000lmao this dogshit thread is only funny cause this was the first post
>>16018124this gimmick is over with me brother
I didn't even know dynamite was tonight, good advertising