Lita.
Slutta
>>16018471American women can't compete with Russian
SO FUCK YOUR RULES, MAAAAAAAN
>>16018519>gets blown up in your path
>>16018471I kneel before American women...
>>16018471If I was Matt Hardy during Lita's prime (precheating) I would've had that woman exhausted every night from sex. She looked fucking perfect. I miss her.
>>1601851920 years ago they could!
How yall holding up mentally? Lets all take some time to check in
>>16018471I love her even as an old woman
>>16019416She just looks too different.
>>16019416Looks like a geek
>>16018471Lita is an ugly tranny
What was the story with the anon who gave her an erotic story at comiccon and then she responded to it?
>>16019817It wasn't an erotic story, just a cheesy love fanfic that involved the writer and Lita. Lita ended up keeping it and showing it around, sent the guy back some pics and stuff and a personal letter as thanks.
That's a man
>>16019845You're a faggot, BOW DOWN TO THIS AMERICAN GODDESS
>>16019828Cute :)
>>16019915Trish was always better than this ugly tranny with her shitty overrated flips
>>16020075Better wrestler and hotter than Trish faggot
>>16020082>Better wrestlerLol>hotterLmao even
>>16019771But enough about you
the things i would do to her
>>16020215Both are true
prime lita was my favorite post morebut not more of old men with bottles in their asses thanks
>>16020248No one is posting enough of her ass if I may be so forward
>>16018471Damn!
>>16018471Beautiful smile and that's a shoot
>>16019416no lips
>>16018471Shit I'd cheat for lita too not gonna cap
She could have had kids with matt and been a mom of 3 teenagers right now, but instead she decided to live the life of a whore and fuck all the boys in the back and now she raises a dog all alone
>>16019416Amy Dumbass
>>16018519>chinese phoneKWAB
Definition of perfect
>>16023091Some ppl prefer to be alone, but yeah what a whore KWAB
need pics of her feet
>>16019775But enough about me
>>16024162Kill yourself
>>16019828That's a hell of a lot better than I'd expect something like that to go
>>16026658Lita's literally the tomboy childhood best friend incarnated.
>>16018471ya gotta love the litstershe still looks good even today, a lot of girls from that era do, surprisingly
>>16023091i don't think she was the type to want kidsshe was always like that anyway, she cheated on her then-current boyfriend to be with matti hope she cucked punk too
>>16024162Fuck off, Snitsky.
>>16018471redditor summarizes lita's book - in my opinion a lot of very interesting stuff about late 90s'-early 2000's ECW/WWE here if you haven't/don't want to read the whole book, well worth the readhttps://reddit.com/r/Wreddit/comments/1fcbaiy/book_report_guy_back_again_this_time_having_read/some notable ones:>Matt Hardy had told Lita that he and Jeff were going to win the WWF tag titles on RAW! So Lita went to the show to support her friend, and while she was backstage, she was asked if she wanted to be one of Godfather's hoes. Apparently, they would ask a local strip club to send girls over, and this time, they sent "butt ugly" girls who wouldn't "put over" Godfather if he brought them out.>She has some funny stories about Matt and Jeff on the road, like Matt getting super pissed at Jeff for being late or never suggesting where to eat, only for Jeff to be upset he never gets to have a say. Sometimes Jeff wouldn't say anything about eating suggestions so Matt and Lita had to pick it and if Jeff didn't like it he would just sit in the car while Lita and Matt ate.>Lita says that Jeff loved "digging holes" and would often did holes and then fill them back in as way to pass the time.>Lita puts over Chyna as being super easy to work with and always in a good mood. The complete opposite of how Jericho described her in his book.>Lita remembers debuting her signature punk rock look, with the thong sticking out. She said she previewed the look first for Edge of all people and it was him who talked her into the having the thong show.>[on wrestling a match] with Stephanie McMahon ... She remembers Vince showing up at their session and Stephanie excitedly asking her dad if he wasted to see what she was working on. And Vince just said nope, and walked out. Apparently he wasn't happy that Steph wanted to wrestle a match and didn't want to support her.>Jeff was too afraid to fly after 9/11 and drove everywhere until he literally had to take a plane.
>>16027145Thanks anon
>>16027145>Lita remembers debuting her signature punk rock look, with the thong sticking out. She said she previewed the look first for Edge of all people and it was him who talked her into the having the thong show.Life really does come full circle. >[on wrestling a match] with Stephanie McMahon ... She remembers Vince showing up at their session and Stephanie excitedly asking her dad if he wasted to see what she was working on. And Vince just said nope, and walked out. Apparently he wasn't happy that Steph wanted to wrestle a match and didn't want to support her.Vince will gladly let complete strangers and the boys degrade her on air, but the second she wants to be part of the action, that's where you cross the line, pal!
>>16024162Hey there Subhojeet
>>16027145>Lita puts over Chyna as being super easy to work with and always in a good mood. The complete opposite of how Jericho described her in his bookThat weird because every other wrestling girl hated working with her and thought Chyna was a bitch to everyone. My guess is Chyna needed an alley and picked Lita, than again Lita was also was full of herself until Chyna left. That was probably a toxic duo
>>16027266chyna comes up quite a bit actually, here's a few more (not all) about her from that post; you may be onto something>Lita is greatful that the ladies backstage in WWF didn't rib or prank one another like the guys did. The girls can be cliquey, but overall pretty laid back if your respectful. Lita says that Chyna was the "unquestionable locker room leader" when she joined the roster.>Lita actually became good friends with Chyna and remembers how difficult it got for her near the end of her WWF run. Vince flat out told her that creative has nothing for her, and since she won the IC title, she will never win the world title. They pushed her into the women's division when she really wanted to keep working with the guys.>Lita was optimistic that her feud with Chyna ... but Chyna was in such a bad place, mentally, that she was very tough to get a good program out of. Lita also noted how uncomfortable it was backstage at the Judgement Day ppv where they faced off, because everyone knew Chyna was done soon and Lita said no one would talk to her or even make eye contact with her.>Lita says that was a super frustrating time for her because she thinks WWE should have had Chyna "pass the torch" to her and put the title on her. The office kept promising her plans that never actually happened.>Lita is super pissed that when Chyna's contract ran out and they didn't renew it, the women's title disappeared with her. Lita also points out how Chyna had literally steamrolled the entire women's roster and no one was left with credibility.>[they] stayed friends for a bit after, but Lita felt that Chyna was just using her to relay to the rest of the roster how good she was doing. Lita says she respects her, but they just aren't friends anymore because it was uncomfortable after Chyna left WWF.>Lita says Chyna's absence left the ladies locker room without any "leader" type role and called it "silly" when Ivory called a meeting of all the girls and tried to be that person.
>>16027347God imagine getting your cock serviced by these two in that exact timeframe of the image. Anyway, >Lita actually became good friends with Chyna and remembers how difficult it got for her near the end of her WWF run. Vince flat out told her that creative has nothing for her, and since she won the IC title, she will never win the world title. I never bought the "we have nothing for you" excuse, it's just a sign they want you out, although I have no idea why unless Chyna was being such a nuisance. I know she was demanding more money because she thought she was hot shit, but that was probably her insecurity from being cheated on and trying to fill a void. >Lita says that was a super frustrating time for her because she thinks WWE should have had Chyna "pass the torch" to her and put the title on her. The office kept promising her plans that never actually happened.>Lita is super pissed that when Chyna's contract ran out and they didn't renew it, the women's title disappeared with her. But this here also points out Lita trying to go into business for herself. Granted, if it wasn't Trish, it was her being the best female wrestler, so I get it, but you can't be selfish when dealing with a woman. Even if you are one. I can only imagine the seethe if they had Chyna lose to someone else.>[they] stayed friends for a bit after, but Lita felt that Chyna was just using her to relay to the rest of the roster how good she was doing. Lita says she respects her, but they just aren't friends anymore because it was uncomfortable after Chyna left WWF.Sounds about right. Coworkers are not your friends until you make them. Many don't learn that. >Lita says Chyna's absence left the ladies locker room without any "leader" type role and called it "silly" when Ivory called a meeting of all the girls and tried to be that personThis is also fitting. Might be why the women's division suffered for so long with no real sensible authority to guide them, even with Chyna around.
>>16018526I like the edge the "Hell Frozen Over"-esque predecessor version hasno pun intendedhttps://youtu.be/fm94v9iBEco?si=SEdezl1gNWnBZTcN
For me, it's Torrie Wilson, the start of my crippling pornography addiction. It also the earliest recorded memory of seeing tits and a vag
>>16026992>she still looks good even todayno, she looks exactly like the failed childless hag cool wine aunt that inspires modern misogynyeven a cheating slut to boot
>>16024362let this be a lesson to all white women about chasing the feefeesgoing from this to this >>16026992, kwaputa
>>16020248
>>16027347>The girls can be cliquey, but overall pretty laid back if your respectful. Lita says that Chyna was the "unquestionable locker room leader" when she joined the roster.Yeah I think there were some questions about that when Chyna thought she was more important than anyone and felt every woman was beneath her. She might have been the highest rank woman but I doubt most of the locker room viewed her as a leaderThe story I heard was that it was very cliquey, Chyna, Debra, Kat all had high ranked boyfriends and kinda accepted Lita in the group once the Hardy's got hot. They had job security and they knew it and acted like it to the other girls. The funny thing about relationships, much like necks, they breakChyna/HHH melts down, so does Jerry/Kat and Steve/Debra, a lot of it goes down as Lita is at home nursing a broken neck as the landscape totally changes. She's lucky that Trish started getting more influence and took a more leadership role and was very warm to Lita returning as Trish liked her and thought they had good chemistry and them two were the best bet to get women wrestling over and over time they became great legit friends. But I would guess most other women would hold a grudge on how Lita acted her first couple of years
>>16027558relax incel
>>16027646This picture is so beautiful. My god. I wish I could have all of them.
>>16025564>>16026647>>16024086That's a man's face
>>16020075flips are cool
>>16018471remember how even Jerry Lawler would not say Lita is attractive or do his usual catcalling of women whenever she was on tv.Then Jim Ross pointed that out and he was pretty much forced into it.
>>16018471What do you think I'd have to do/say at an autograph signing to get her to let me lick her pussy?
>>16028080talk about 90s hardcore
>>16018471what has lita been doing since she retired from full time wrestling?yeah she came back for a brief spell like 15 years after, and i think they had her on that WWE antiques roadshow with foley for a bit. she lives in san francisco, one of the most expensive cities in america - is that enough to pay the bills?
>>16019775>>16019845>>16027757it was right there in front of us the whole time...
>>16025564It always made me mad in HCTP that her default gear had a thong but she didn't have one for her Bra and Panties match outfits.
>>16028906>>16029099Mr. Lita working the marks with his fake tits
>>16028144Probably the same as any other decent AE star, living off a legends contract + merch + personal links thst includes cameos and whatever, and occasional signings. There's more than one way to make money than being in the ring.
>>16027646>>16027572>>16025564>>16024086>>16018471Is Lita the OG Tummy Queen?
>>16028078Pretty sure Lawler always called her out
>>16027540Goddamn Jim really knew how to make good themes. It's crazy how much more over Lita was than the Hardys when they were Team Xtreme.
>>16029871The moonsault and thongs were dimes
>>16029885Yeah she might've gotten over because she was the first nonshitter woman wrestler who looked cool and was still sexy AND cute
She hit the wall pretty hard
>Captcha: 4MY4M
>>16027572
>>16029099proof that fatter/chubbier = better>>16018471
>>16029099This was her peak.
>>16029099I miss her.
Lita blew my old boss for weed in the parking lot after an indie show in Delaware in 1998 and that's a shoot.
lita in august*goes over the wall*
>>16031004If her skin looking like a topographical map of Utah is your idea of going over the wall, sure. Her neck looks like a turkey's. Her tits probably look grandma gross now. Aged like paint in the sun.
>>16031313You look like dogshit from last week with flies hovering over it and you're in your mid 20s. What's your excuse?
Finally, a real thread.This board has a severe bug infestation.
>>16031662>bissfag had to photoshop her body lmfaoo
Her look in 05/06 with Edge where she was just a straight up slut with her huge fake tits out was peak. Literally just a fuck toy and knew it, coomed so many times to those segments of Edge offering her to fuck the boys for their help against Cena>>16027145>She remembers Vince showing up at their session and Stephanie excitedly asking her dad if he wasted to see what she was working on. And Vince just said nope, and walked outhe was too based for this world
>>16031681she used to wear these shirts all the time in the mid 2000s, worked my teenage dick into a shoot
>>16020075They are both Absolutely great and are better together. The most watchable Female wrestlers ever. way better than any of the shit we have now
>>16031681nice
>>16031770nice undies, the kind you'd like your girlfriend wearing
Gave me an endless thong fetish
>>16018471
>>16032107Prove it.
>>16032107Man, these sandwiches suck.
>>16032579Imagine her giving that evil seductress look while she sucks the soul of your cock. FUCK
literallyever woman to ever wrestle who didn't pose naked is a wasted and worthless career no matter how hot or ugly. It should be required.
>>16032579Reminder CM Punk fucked this during her prime
>>16032867>>16032772Looking at these in slowmotion makes me realize how complicated it must be to pull off a hurricanrana
>>16027022PDS flares up out of nowhere
>Worked me into a shoot weekly for over 5 years straight
>>16032685this was a more fitting couple than punk and AJ, but AJ definitely gave her some receipts on matt's behalf
Whatever happened to Essa Rios?
>>16033003Is this the Mount Rushmore of divas?
>>16033384He got deported, ese.
>>16031366imagine simping for a dog grandma
>>16033003In which order would you rape, bros?
>>16033408I don't see Chyna in there.
it's criminal how women weren't allowed to be chubby back thenthese photos itt just aren't as sexy as they could have been
>>16033557The chubby look kills many females and just makes them look fat.
>>16027145
>>16033541Chyna wasn't a diva
>>16018471Edge was tonguing this bitch almost every Raw episode back then
>>16032685>prime35+ is prime age for a ring rat on planet retard???
>>16032792The amount of threesomes I imagined between these two and myself... Good times.
>>16032685
>>16035085KekAJ's kinda similar to Lita too so Punk didn't really change his taste in women
>>16035085some make a continuation with Cora Jade
Any good arse shots?
>>16036422>you will never feel that hard, firm stomach made by years of hard work and training Just kill me now.
>no feet pics Garbage thread
>>16036521>arseYou want a spot 'o tea and crumpets to go wit' dat mate?
>>16019416More like Abue Lita LMAO
>>16018471The REAL mamacita.
>>16023237Better specs then you're PC masterrace
>>16027145Based Jeff
>>16037974I agree.>"Fuck WaffleHouse, AGAIN! Wait until they see how big I'm gonna dig THIS one!"
>>16037455*PUTA
>>16035085AJ Lita
>>16034002every American female wrestler is a diva by definitionit's like "joshi"
>>16036521She was never really known for her bum despite the thongs
Why's ugly tranny thread still up (no my monitor isn't off or I'm talking about my mama, I'm talking about Adrian Dumas)
>>16041104I don't know who Adrian Dumas is, but this is a thread about Amy Dumas.
>>16041104Because pieces of shit like you whip your baby dick for Nia Jax.
>>16041062I just want to see the crack is it too much to ask
>>16041408I find it hard to believe there are fully straight dudes on this board who like women with abs.
>>16041412"it wasn't cool to have a fat ass" back then or focus on the butt much at all
>>16041450No one on this board gives a fuck what you think.
>>16027145>sorry local strip club, your ho's aren't good enough to get godfather overI am kek'ing.
>>16018471her body looks fucking fantastic heregood lighting and everything is exactly where dadyy wants ithhnnnnggggghhaaaaaaaa woosh
>>16041408That's a man, Nia is atleast cute.And I can't simp for roasties pounded by 10 different guys each week in WWE
>>16041612>Nia is atleast cuteLmfao thats bait
>>16041457Being denied it only makes it more alluring
>>16041457there were plenty of ass shots from Trish, Stacy, Torrie, Chyna, and pretty much every other girl from that eraLita was just a bizarre outlier that apparently was really shy about her ass in spite of her thong gimmick
>>16041612And yet you still simp.
>>16036521>>16041412>>16041642
>>16036521>>16041412>>16041642Not bad
>>16041687>>16041695>>16041715Bless you friend
>>16041725No prob, bob
>>16041731>matt got cucked by this I understand why he never let it go.
>>16041687>>16041695>>16041715>>16041729>>16041731time to heat up the coconut oil
>>16041738Matt won in the end. Edge ended up ditching her ass too to become Mrs. Beth Phoenix and his career has more or less fizzled out. Matt lingered for a while but he went on to have a career resurgence and the best run TNA ever had and years later, Matt and Edge patched up because bros b4 hoes and Lita's a dog mom.
>>16027145>>16033651>>16037974>Lita says sometimes she would have to play the tile of "mom" when Matt and Jeff would fight.>Lita says that Jeff didn't give a shit and every day he showed less and less interest in wrestling. She says it was his rebellious phase.>Lita recalls the Vengeance ppv where Matt faced Jeff that she was guest ref for. Matt got badly ill with a stomach flu, and Jeff was disinterested in wrestling in any way, so Lita says it wasn't a fun show and that explains why the match was so bad.>Lita says she, Matt and Jeff all had to put their foot down and say "no" when creative wanted Jeff and Lita to kiss and become an on screen couple, betraying Matt.>Lita was genuinely pissed off when she was kicked off the show the first day for losing the competition, which was climbing a ladder that was hanging from a helicopter. She thinks that Jeff purposely lost the competition because he knew he couldn't beat Matt's time. She says Jeff denies this but she thinks she is right.>This book was written in 03/04 and Lita speaks a bit about Jeff at the time of writing. In the early 2000s Jeff wasn't in a strong place with drug issues and what not, and Lita says her and Jeff always had an incredible bond, but in the past year or so, Jeff had become very distant. She says Jeff tends to isolate himself and the two of them don't hang out like they used to. She closes the chapter by saying, "In fact, it doesn't seem like Jeff hangs out with much of anyone these days."My self-destructive king... they could never make me hate you!!!
>>16041935>never put pussy on a pedestal>flat out refused to cuck his brother and the romance angle with Trish never gained traction and went anywhere. Didn't matter because he was already a heartthrob to women.>painted crazy shit all over his face and body and had weird dance moves for his entrance>glowpaint enthusiast and amateur archaeologist>the story of him being a drug addict against a straight edge wrestler launched CM Punk's career>one of the few wrestlers to make the spinner belt look cool>didn't have stellar mic skills, but he didn't need them. Literally was just himself.>despite both reaching legendary status in his profession, he was still brothers with Matt at the end of the day and fought with him all the same>had his own custom world belt made in TNA that literally would have never worked with any other wrestler. He actually got to design it himself unlike Edge's crappy suggestion for a custom world title that got rightfully shot the fuck down because of how stupid it looked and just got the spinner belt with an 'R' in the centre plate>once asked Shelton Benjamin to help him find a crack rock he lost backstage>burnt down his trailer because of his meth lab exploding; this got turned into an angle.>all else fails, just dive off of something tall>was hand picked by Scott Hall>fucks up royally. Keeps getting invited back cause of how money he is.>one of the only wrestlers whom we could actually hear an inner monologue from.>doesn't give a fuck. Succeeds anyway.
>>16042085im riding with jeff til the very end and thats a shoot brother
>>16042085somehow completely transcended cultural and racial barriers without even trying, universally loved and respected by all
Used to make my Lita figurine fuck Hulk Hogan in the middle of my toy wrestling ring. In my child mind the crowd popped as the hulkster popped her little alt ass full of cum. I was a hell of a booker for my Wrestling Toy Fed back in the day, brother.
>>16027145>>Lita says that Jeff loved "digging holes" and would often did holes and then fill them back in as way to pass the time.>>>Jeff was too afraid to fly after 9/11 and drove everywhere until he literally had to take a plane.based he's just like me
Just me or she's more muscular than most girls? Most girls seem to have a better cut, she looks like she's packing a lot of muscle under that feminine layer of subcutaneous fat
Also getting some bonnie rotten vibes from her
>>16042092>>16042095Everybody just seems to like Jeff. Hell, I even like Jeff and I can't quite put my finger on as to why. I guess that's just charisma; you can't buy it or sell it.
>>16042198You can tell Jeff has interests and really focuses on things, but he also keeps to himself and isn't fucking annoying or cringe. He has no twitter to make himself look dumb.
>>16041935>She says it was his rebellious phase.This bitch has been in hoe phase forever
>>16042200Gunfingers a decade before whooping bongs deployed them
>>16032548Yeah, you cheaped out and skipped the cheddar.>>16032814I remember popping off (a lot) to a fake of this before I realized people could fake photos. Simpler times.>>16031772Also this nipple. God bless Hedonism.
She lives in Richmond, CA now. An even worse, more nigger infested version of Oakland.
>>16028144These people can do a weekend comicon and make $100,000. Just book 4-5 a year.
>>16030956Yeah she has wild indie stories. I remember the one where in ECW she spent a night in the hotel bathtub and let the boys pee on her.
>>16034044Virgin speak. Unmarried Women in their 30s are natural pornstars. The biological clock is ticking and they’ve experienced it. You will never have a better type of slut.
>>16042200Team Xtreme would've been the most over "stable" if they let it stay. Shit was on DX levels of over. Just 3 free spirits, riding and dying in their ways of life. Always seeable, but never in reach. The hardcore and cool unchained souls.
>>16036418more pics with this look?
>>16042681you ever think she's tried..... "it"...?
>>16042085>>one of the few wrestlers to make the spinner belt look coolthe spinner belt already is the coolest looking belt of all its historyits gaudiness accurately conveys the prestige of superstardom, and if it ever looked "bad" it's because its bearer at the time was an unworthy geekGuys like John Cena, Edge, CM Punk, and Alberto del Rio easily made it look like the top belt in the world
>>16041695sable tier
>>16044031I highly doubt it after Edge and Matt she's definitely into small white cocks. I'm 98% certain she does SPH.
>>16042722Nice cope, taking leftovers after drilled by 100 other guys
>>16042085I love jeff but he's a degenerate drunk driver so it's hard to keep liking him honestly
>>16027145>Jeff literally digs holes You can't make this shit up. The signs were always there.
>>16044125it's one night of fun you hopeless virgin, he's not marrying the bitch
>>16043739Unfortunately every wrestling promotion ever just loves the one tag partner turns heel on the other story way too much.
>>16044258Did Dvon and Bubba ever go through that fully? Pretty sure they tried for a singles run but I don't recall a distinct feud between them.
>>16018471Dimes til this day
>>16045007I don't think so. They teased it but ultimately they broke up due to the first brand split.
>>16047873Ahh, that's right. It was a heel move to get more heat on Vince. Apparently he shoot didn't tell them who was going where.
>>16042703If you were in the DE/DC/Baltimore hardcore scene in the mid 90s, there are stories of her going back before wrestling. IYKYK.
>>16042085Very interesting. How many times did he relapse?
>>16045007Yeah, in TNA, which to the Bully Ray character.
>>16050878*led to
>>16050878Yeah but it's not da E doe
>>16042085>degenerate drug addict>drunk driver>unsafe worker in a dangerous sport>men want to be him>women want to fuck himHe's everything that's wrong with our society
>>16042681Bro there ain't no fucking way she's out there, unless it's around Point Richmond or Pinole.
>49 y/o>no husband>no kidsMore like Amy Dumbass LMAO
>>16049972I want to know...
>>16051267Right now, she's seeing the wives of all her peers start to become 24/7 nurses for the broken down bodies of their husband and probably feels alright with things.
>>16051300Name one example, roastie
>>16051305>Wrestlers... becoming broken down messes at a young age!? Well I've never heard of such thingsI'm sure Reby Hardy could tell you a few horror stories
>>16051317Reby Hardy is the horror story
>>16051300Ya know you can marry outside of wrestling? It's wrestling not porn
>>16051318They both deserve each others. Point is, I doubt she wishes she stayed around to be changing his diapers now
>>16051331Seeing how Reby fiercely defends Matt and shows him off, he must be packing big enough to get her to stay. Don't they have 3 kids too?
>>16049972I WANT TO KNOW
Matt won dodging this tranny
>>16052642But he married Reby?
>>16034333Peak threesome even todayVerification not required.
Lita is everything wrong with modern women
>unlock Divas video in SYM>play it and open the disc tray near the end to try and stop the video at the butt shots
>>16053676How can she also have such a perfect ass? I need to fuck her. Fuck.