SmackDown NEW Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkULast Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npxL8cptWDE>Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro - Trick or Street Fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlD3KTXoJk
>>16034914Happy Birthday, Rikishi
>>16034914I'm here for the qweens
>>16034914Trevor won't like this one...
>>16034914
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>you'll never make viral tiktoks with your superstar girlfriendfeels empty
>>16035013>girlAnon...I..
>>16035013>girlfriend That's a man
>>16034914>>16034990
>>16035023>>16035031Why do you anons call every woman with a tiny bit of muscles a man?
>>16035049
>>16035036love how Islas ass jiggles a bit when she gets choked
>>16035055That's a man
>>16035055photoshop
>>16035036100% all white meat cheeks
>netflix includes subtitles>audio and subtitles are both uncensored>live events can be paused/rewound/fastforwarded>shows overseas will be streamed live and not pre-recorded why did it take so long for them to make the switch? we're about to see just how bad this product was being held back by basic cable
>>16035049Dom seems happier with Liv than he did with Rhea
>>16035108ahahhahah
>NXT will also be on Netflix overseasbased
>>16035208I can't wait for the netflix deal to kick in next year. We don't get NXT live here (just an edited version that gets broadcast a few days later) so I have to use shitty pajeet watch wrestling streams to watch it with my /pw/ friends.WWE network is a laggy piece of shit too, I'm not going to miss it outside of the r-truth bumpers they sometimes play between shows
>>16035049this makes me want to kill myself
>>16034914>they booked a kween-off for Cody
>>16035271Bro, I am legit hyped. No more having to choose between watching jeet streams that die every 30 seconds of avoiding /pw/ for hour until it airs locally and missing out on the game thread shitposting.
>>16035001Do you think Dakota owns one of these?
>>16035001LEMME CROSS FOR YA
>>16035569based
Will Roman mog Cody again tonight?
>>16034914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2U6jmosVE
>>16035569remove the logo from the back and that's actually a great shirt
>4 black bucks wrestling for the women's titlesI see...
>>16035597Striker is the GOAT announcer
Andrade tries to fuck over Carmelo, accidentally costs LA the title.Knight thinks it's all over the handshake and beats Andrade's ass.Triple threat for the belt.
One more match...
slopdown got cancelled lol
>>16035999nah nah, knight has already peaked
>>16034914>women>BlackLowest rated segment incoming
>>16036047the first ever sub milly smackdown quarter will 100% be jade and bianca
>>16035055Kek wtf
>329kPfhahahhahahhahaha
>>16035023>>16035031Anon, you have never touched a woman before
I love my wife.
>Knight whooping Melo's ass againHoly crap, bring in some NXT or RAW midcarders to Smackdown already. Knight is beating on the same guys.
>>16036747LONDONONDON
Does the Wise Man return tonight?
>>16036755Care to extrapolate?
>>16034914NXT Level Up>Cutler James and Shiloh Hill vs. Mark Coffey and Wolfgang>Tatum Paxley vs. Kali Armstrong
>>16037381Lyra is so lucky.
>>16034914AEW invasion angle?
>>16036008Sup Rovert
>>16037383>you will never have Tatum dig through your gym bag to smell your underwear Birb is lucky indeed
>>16036755Bro, she's like sev..>LondonAh, right part & parcel. Carry on Mohammed.
>>16037381>Kali ArmstrongI don't think I've seen this girl before
Watching Friday the 13th part 3 before it comes on
>>16037411Tony will never accept having any of his guys lose
>Tony could've had LA Knight Nobody talks about this. He really dropped the ball there He was the hottest free agent coming out of Impact
>>16037498AEW had their pick of the NWA guys and they went with Kingston and Starks instead of Eli Drake
>>16037498Knight was even tweeting about wanting to work in AEW. And Tony still ignored him.
>>16035060There is a literal vagina in that picture.
>>16037498>>16037503>>16037503>>16037512Based Tony ignoring LA Botch. Knight would've amount to nothing
>>16037529>Knight would've amount to nothingyeah with tonys booking
>>16037529>he thought he cooked
>>16037529>would've amount to nothingbut enough about ospreeay/mone/okada
>>16037529Yeah based Tony not signing a top 5 most over wrestler in WWE. And top 5 merch mover.
Need to see my wife
>>16037587https://x.com/WWE/status/1844868119283515851
Is it 3 hours now?
>>16035055LMFAO
>>16037439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxFfyNdACw8
>>16035055She's so fucking cute and sweet bros, I feel bad for her.
>dont watch wwe for 2 months>smackdown is literally still the same
>>16037746women wrestling fucking sucks
>>16034914grimola
YEAH DUMMY
>>16037822*gets cooked by Logan Paul*
kino soon
>>16034914SmackDown is mid
Knight Riders look like that????
>>16037763
>>16037835Logan Paul isn’t a chef though
Anyone played the Silent Hill remake? Thinking about getting it
>>16037923just play the original infact just play 1 and 3. skip 2
>>16037855Christ, his fans are just as autistic as he is
should i watch smackdown live tonight or play sparking zero?
>>16037923Resident Evil is better. Silent Hill is the Meltzer pick of horror games.
>>16035013He looks kinda sad she doesn't acknowledge him and just wants to show off for the camera instead
>>16037923Is shit, looks more like a RE2 remake mod than Silent Hill. Just play the OG
so is roman not going to wrestle a 1v1 match until wm? even part time brock wrestled more
>>16037923They fucked up the James touching his face in the mirror part
Smackchads it’s our night!
What's gonna happen tonight on SMACKDOWN bros?
>>16037973tonight is the night
>>16037938I preordered that and still haven’t played it. I heard it’s not really meant to be an online vs game, kinda killed my excitement
>>16037855I literally look and act exactly like that. YEAH!
>>16037981An e rite hour blocked off for minority midcarders and women’s shit, with the other hour spent on KO attacking Cody and generic Bloodline shit.
Toodles /pw/
Liking the color blue is linked with AUTISM, you guys are AUTISTIC unlike RAWGODS
>>16038011An entire hour*
was bad blood good?
SÍ!
>>16038016Maybe on planet retard https://youtu.be/5wQmPkdfUzw?si=YQGHTFO59dHWH743
>>16038032McIntyre vs Punk was MOTYCody and Roman teaming up was cool too even if Cody got aura moggedThe bay leno match was terrible, same with the rhea match and the balor match
>Morgan Freeman next to PutinKek
>>16038046wtf i thought punks last matches before it were shit why was the bad blood match so good?
>>16037999dp battle is great online imo, the netcode is shockingly good
>>16038035Is LA Knight a spic?
>>16038032First match was probably both Punk and Drews best. Everything else ranged from ass to meh. To be fair after the match Drew and Punk put on as the curtain jerker I wouldn't want to try either, it was just that good.
>>16038035LMAO
>>16038058the summerlsam match?
>>16038035kek
>>16037938Watch Smackdown unless you're still used to BT3 and good at it. Sparking Zero is a bitch to master all the controls and mechanics.
lash legend bros we made it to the main roster.
GORDAN FREEMAN ON MY SCREEN
>>16038060The Bad Blood cage match. It became an instant HiaC highlight reel. They both shot on each other and got color the hardway. At one point the ref had to intervene while they were both down to wipe the blood out of their eyes since they couldn't see. I am deadass surprised Drew didn't pass out from bloodloss since he had a two inch gash on the top of his head from when Phil smashed his head with a tool box full force. Bro was gushing.
what the hellsince when did USA allow f-bombs
If there's a nip slip in the women's tag match I'm going to buy a lotto ticket
>Old men gruntingThe fuck is this?
>sensory deprivation tankforgot about thosekinda wanna try one
You now remember two movies about the white house being invaded made in the same year for some reason
>us tv is like 5 minutes behindIt's already after fucking 8
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!Red alert, try and shine a light downOn the front lines of my mind nowBiding my time on the high groundBlinded but I'm still alive, shout "Oh"They said we're lucky to have got this farAnd that it's not worth fighting forThe words are written on the wallCome on and fight back, we're starting over againWe'll take it right back from the ones we're againstIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last standTake a chance now, and draw a line in the sandIt's in our hands now, no living with regretIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last stand
>>16038070F for my nigga Trick. Cucked to death by the Codemeister in the unteasonable stormy autumn of 2024
>>16034914DEEN... my son please come home!!!!
We watching Scare Tactics after Smack?
>>16038112I refuse to watch anything jordan peele touches on principal
>>16037855I wanna kms I see an attractive wrestling fangirl.
>>16038098It's a meme broOn less you are on mushrooms, then it is a chance to talk with God p2p
>>16038051they probably held back on the two prior matches just so they could have more room to do more in the last one without spoiling it in the previous two
odds on melo injuring LA Knight tonight?
odds on HHH giving Mello the title to prove he's not racist?
man I haven't even had the chance to finish this weeks RAW or NXT on tape and now it's SD already?This stupid Barney the bulbasaur counting song still sucks by the way
Niggardly
>>16038106DEAN
1 2 3 45 6 7 8
>>16038119That retard Knight will injure himself
Why does the Rock hate Cody again?Didn't they win each other's respect in the Raw after Mania or something like that?
got real confused for a second there
>Lash Legend getting a tag title match on the main rosterLash must be viewed highly backstage
I WAS BORN A KANG
JIMMYBROS
>>16038035He looks white Mexican
ITS JUST ME UCE
NO YEETZONENO YEETZONETHEY KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWBEEEETTTAAAAAAAAAA
It feels so good to hear jimmy's theme again
JUST ME UCE
>>16038121>Barney the bulbasaur
Jimmy has a way better theme than Jey
JIMMMMMMMMY
Jannety Uso IN THE HOUSE!
cody flopped
Which one is jimmy?is he the one who was the 'good' buck in the match with jey?
Sorry but I gotta YEEEEEEEEEEET
He still has his heel theme
>JIMMMY gets a popDamn
>>16038139Are they going to keep Meta-Four's kino entrance with the colors, silhouettes and shit? Or is Paul going to cheap out?
NO YEETBROS WE WON
I WAS BORN A KANGTHEY WAS TALKING FAMILY FIRST I PUT THAT IN THE PAST
>>16038138Um No. The Rock basically told him You didn't beat me and I'll be back to fuck you up again later
CAN I GET UUUHHHHYEET??????????????????????
NO YEET!
James Uso
>>16038165
Jimmy vs Solo already tho??? And on free TV
WELCOME BACK
what are they chanting at jimmy?
Is this taped or live today?
>>16038177Welcome back
Jimmy is just aping his brother's gimmick
SHEESH
HUGE POPNO YEET
gotta luv Jimbo
Jimmy > Jey
>>16038179taped
>>16038163Will zesty swiss nigga even be with them tonight?
jimmy has a better promo than "main event" jey
Why is Jimmy so loyal to Roman? He's never there for him
>>16038181Jey literally aped Jimmy's style lmao. Jimmy even said Yeet first
>>16038112i am going out as soon as smackdown ends but if i wasn't i would be watchingthey've been putting some real kino after raw/smackdown lately
Just saw black women with womens tag team replica belts in the crowd they're never taking the belts off them
SHEEEEESH
jimmy is a great promo actually huh
1
BASES TRIBAL CHIEFLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
>>16038166But he gave him a cryptic gift, I thought it was a friendly challenge.
>Jimmy whining about getting attack from behind after 4 years of coconut run ins and crowd eating that shit up
Oh shit Ramen is here?
>>16038187Shit.
OTIS
Y'ALL THE TWOSAND WEDA ONES
ENTER GODMAN REIGNS
ACKNOWLEDGED
IF YOU SMEEEELLLLL
>10 minutes for Roman's entrance
Roman = Dimes1
Cody winning was a mistake
roman is a bad christian by encouraging all of this idolatry
>>16038216it's literally been 5
I didn't miss these long ass Roman entrances
IS THAT HOGAN? IS THAT HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN?????
ACKNOLEDGE HIM RIGHT NOW /pw/
>>16038219Faithless fool.
Cutie on the inside corner.
>>16038215kek its coming
Is Jimmy's neck tattoo real?
Roman's theme is so bad. It sounds like a forgettable big mission track from some generic AAA slop game.
>>16038194bit zesty innit
>>16038228yes? why wouldn't it be
YALL REALLY GASSING THIS SHIT?
>>16038228>real?sorry i meant new. i popped when roman came out and got distracted
Are the Usos black or not this shit is confusingI mean Jimmy and Jey only. The other are all clearly Samoan. Are they really sure their dad isn't black? The crowd still doesn't really recognize how Roman's new theme starts lol
>>16038226thats me :D
>when you dont throw up the 1
>Hollywood Hogan next to Macho ManThat would've never happened
>upstaging your cuznah man, this ain't it
>>16038216top tip: put volume loud when you hear the first notes, go take a piss break while Roman walks in so you can hear the music at the can, it's really fucking epic
Is Heyman ever coming back though
>>16038222TRIPS CONFIRM HOLLYWOOD HOGAN IS IN THE HOUSE
SHEEESHNO SHEESH
lmo old man romey with the beard dye job
>instant kinobased smackdown
>WWE edited out all the commercial breaks from this week's RAW on YouTubeI wonder if they'll do that on Netflix as well
>>16038223No. I don't think I will.
roman rushing his entrance
>>16038238They're coconut niggers, not cotton niggers.
i only started watching raw and smackdown after wrestlemania so i don't know what a smackdown with weekly roman on it is like
this is a very long entrance lol
throw em up
Roman still treating Jimmy like a fucking slave
OTIS IS OVER
>>16038244at Suvivor Series to help OG Bloodline win with the War Games match
Cody is so fucking done
>mfw roman isn't my champ anymore
are we getting the wiseman back too?
INSTANTLY BITCHED OUT KEK POOR JIMMY
JEY USO THE NEW WISEMANPAUL COMES BACK WITH BROCK
>>16038255don't worry even when he was champ for 3 years nobody ever saw that
Jimmy is far superior to jey
>>16038239Shoot me your IG, sweetheart.
>AUTISTICAUTISTIC>AUTISTIC
BIG JIM
OTC is still the gayest main event chant ever
I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU JIMMY USO
Is Paul Hayman still alive?
I assume the crown jewel match will be roman and jimmy vs solo and jacob
I just wanna see a headlock or a suplex in the first few minutes of my wrestling show. Is that too much to ask?
I AKNOLEDGE MY BIG JIM
>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCKbased
>big jimholy shit my sides
Kino
>family man RomanGeez
BASED ROMAN ACKKNOWLEDING JIMMY
>come back as a face>instantly go back to being a lame-ass cornballJust say sufferin' succotash and go the fuck away.
holy based sidekick pop
IF YA SMELL WHAT THE SLOP IS COOKIN
>>16038285yes because that is the adhd wrestling fan
>jimmy trying to play it coolhes lowkey funny as fuck
LOLOLOLO
>ALLRIGHT MOVING ONKEKEK
NO YEET
>>16038294bbdwtos
That was funny
jimmy > solo > yeetman
Did Roman ever imagine this happening The entire crowd will cheer HIM when he beats Rock at Mania
WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)
Guys Rock ain't turning up for a crowd in the 5 digits.
>money coming out of the pocketsNice one roman, nice one
>i wasnt the bad guy>paul heyman was the bad guybased
rhea tier promo from roman
>>16038255No one does because hes never been over like this. This is a first
already bored of face roman
what the fuck is going on
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Cultivator of Class. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainment. The Favorite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Height of Heroism. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Nobodies. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanillas. The Waster of the Weak. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots.The Undisputed WWE Universal ChampionThe 3-Time WWE ChampionThe 2-Time Universal ChampionThe 1-Time WWE World Heavyweight ChampionThe 1-Time Intercontinental ChampionThe 1-Time United States ChampionThe 1-Time Tag Team ChampionWinner of the Royal RumbleThe Grand Slam ChampionThe Triple Crown ChampionTHE INDOMITUS REXTHE TERROR THAT RISESTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE BIG DOG OF THE YARDTHE MUSCLE OF THE SHIELDTHE HEAD OF THE TABLETHE CHIEFTAIN OF THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYTHE FOUR-MILLION VIEWER MANTHE MOVER OF NEEDLESTHE TRIBAL CHIEFENTER GODMAN REIGNS
bloodline is so washed
THE GOATS ARE HERE!!!!Baaa?
>>16038308not really sure why they'll cheer for carmelo hayes? is he gonna interrupt the match or something?
>Your Dasher>Mohammed Fuck...
BIG JIM REAL ESTATE
I'm so sick of 20-minute fucking promos it's unreal
Roman is a God.
But we not tho
WE THE ONES WE THE ONES THE CHOSEN ONES
this is based. roman has insane crowd control
man, I just want to see LA botch a third rope jump. Can we skip the soap opera part?
heyman coming back soon I can feel it
YES YOU ARE
WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)WE WANT WRESTLING (CLAP X5)
Here we go with the AAEV again
Roman and Jimmy challenging for the tag titles would be kino
SAMI PLEASE
>>16038328>carmelo hayesHe's Not Him
>>16038326explains sami zayn's bloodline involvement
>>16038331I like em, actually.
heel turn roman already NO YEETING KEK
>They Aint The Onesbuy on shopwwe.com today
an La knight promo dies fore this
DOWN SINCEDAY 1 ISH
Please get on with this segment the crowd is too sedated to work for this.
kek Roman is pissed at the Yeet Man
O T C
Jimmy beating LA Knight when?
HERE HE ISHE COMES DOINK THE CLOWN
No yeet.
why the fuck would yeet help ?
>>16038332DUDE HIS DICK IS GLUED TO YOUR MOUTH
no yeet
Shakespearian this
>>16038329What should I dash fellow GOAT? There is a Dairy Queen that just opened here and I have never had them. Are those Blizzards good? I have always wanted to try one.
YEAH
>Roman still feels betrayed by Jey
Why do Jimmy's top teeth look so fucking weird?
>>16038366If Roman apologizes
>>16038375
NEW BREAD???
Damn
terrible
>>16038372
how he just gonna NO YEET em like that thoOH SHITLAKNIGHTYEAH
And that was the first segment. Ok
>>16038374NTA: Get their chicken strip basket with the sawmill gravy. Blizzards are okay but I don't know how they will hold up to a dash.
dynamite doesn't start with a match anymore either so i don't know why that troon was sperging out
YEET
This shit is written better than all movies and TV right now, except The Penguin on HBO
>>16038397fatass here, blizzards hold up decently up to 20~ mins I always put them in the freezer for 30 minutes when I doordash them though just to get a little more thickness
Commercial breakPost favorite Lil B songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKx9TewMaMw
>>16038397Yeah, alright. Pretty based that they have cheese curds for a side.
>>16038428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVHI5guRg0o
>>16038428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxE5CwnmLCI
