BASED

For once I have no clue who is winning the main event

Grim

It's called WrestleDream because I be dreaming when this shit is on. Dog, this tranny show put me to sleep.

>>16043137
I can see why Renee changed her name. She ain't young anymore. Should have changed it to Renee OLD.

>>16043130
kek what a stacked fucking card, I'm so hype for this

>>16043194
kek. gottem

>>16043194
Choose your words carefully, big guy. That's my wife you're talking about. I know you think she's just a hot little package, but she's got a business degree.

>>16043130
What's the story?

>>16043214
this show was booked by the ghost of Inoki

>T-Tony-san... Wlestredleam Two... C-Chlistian Cage... c-cash-in... on Blyan D-Danierson
... a-aftel match with Moxrey...

>>16043130
Dire... Inoki is rolling in his grave

>>16043249
those were his dying words, yes

>>16043249
Hey at least Inoki might've actually booked those guys.

>>16043130
pretty good card, looking forward to White, Shibata matches and Darby's inevitable ragdolling

>>16043130
Internatiol Title is going to be MOTN and a strong contender for MOTY for sure. I like all three wrestlers involved but I would prefer if Takeshita wins. Ricochet just arrived and a midcard title does nothing for Ospreay.

>>16043137
fucking LOVE MxM bros, they are so fucking majestic

>>16043333
Witnessed, Take will almost certainly go over (with interference from Don Callis). Bonus points: Rick O'Shea turns heel and joins the DCF.

Can't wait for Hologram v Mortos. Love them both but I really want Mortos to go over.

>>16043249
This was reported by Dave and some Japanese news sites

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Bitchtits...our narrative?

>>16043418
Yo that pic looks like a cock going into an ass. Anyone else seeing this?

>>16043465
No, must be some Freudian shit on your end

>>16043418
>35% capacity
grim

Let's honor Antonio Inoki by booking a bunch of random shit involving shitters he would've despised

Why advertise a return on the ppv card? Is he having a match or just talking? This being on the card is very confusing.

>>16043130
No Christian, no watch.

>>16043544
Oh, I'd expect a cameo after the main event threatening a cash-in. But with Luchasaurus hospitalized, and potentially out of commission indefinitely, he doesn't have the mussel to strike, no matter who wins.

Ain’t no one watching this kek

>>16043500
What they really are doing is announcing the debut of Lashley without actually announcing it. Whether they have a match right there or not is debatable, but I expect they have him kick Swerve's ass.

>>16043611
>he doesn't have the mussel to strike
That's okay, the world is still his oyster

>>16043137
As no one watches Rampage: MxM took out the Acclaimed while saying they only win when they have Daddy Ass there to save them. As such, they will have their own third member joining them to help "end scissoring forever."

So who out of the recent layoffs and firings from WWE will be roped into this nonsense? Dijak? Cameron Grimes? Road Dogg?

>>16043130
>Hologram/Mortos
>2 out of 3 falls
Why?

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>>16043418
>our narrative?

OP here, sorry I didn't greentext the Main Card matches. I slipped.

>>16043770
Because it will be fun. Why, do you hate fun?

>>16043770
im sorry for the loss of your brain

>>16043770
It's a fun lucha thing. You like fun lucha don't you?
Who cares if Hologram has beat Mortos 20 times in the last month

>>16043130
>"Switchblade" Jay White vs. "Hangman" Adam Page
I forgot they were going to wrestle on PPV to be honest

>>16043770
Why not? Nigga if you're paying 50 bucks or a price of admission I at least know I'm getting my money's worth. You want fucking 3 card "PLEs" instead or some shit?

>>16043844
Ever hear about "quality over quantity"?

>>16043848
its a lucha ppv match
2 out of 3 is a lucha thing dummy

>Darby vs Brody King
I feel like we've already seen those two fight a lot so I'm not sure if this was the best opponent for Darby. Might have done something a lot better
>Hangman vs Jay White
We've seen those two fight before too but still excited for this. Might be one of the best matches of the night.
>Swerve returns
Cool. Maybe he'll go into a storyline with Bobby or something?
>Jericho vs Mark Briscoe
Don't care. Shouldn't have been on the PPV and on a weekly show
>Hologram vs Mortos
Might be decent, I'm not that much into lucha style however. Hopefully it doesn't drag on too long because it's 2 out of 3 falls
>Young Bucks vs Private Party
Don't really care but would be good for Private Party if the bucks dropped the titles
>Mariah May vs Willow
This might be good since those two are pretty much the best of the women's division
>Jack Perry vs Shibata
Shibata is a great wrestler and might get a good match out of Perry. Hopefully he works stiff and takes the title but sadly I don't think he's dropping it soon
>Ospreay vs Ricochet vs Takeshita
Excited for this one. All three are great athletes, so there'll probably be a lot of big spots and it'll probably steal the show. Hopefully Takeshita wins here and starts getting pushed and being recognized as one of the best in the roster. Would be great to have a Takeshita vs Ospreay rematch later as well.
>Danielson vs Moxley
The build has been okay, I don't know if Bryan may drop the title to Moxley here but it's definitely possible. But it would be too soon. I think they have chemistry so it'll be a good match.

>>16043848
>Ever hear about "quality over quantity"?
unironic WWE brain rot. This mother fucker would clap like a seal if PAPA H gave him a 3 hour PLE with only one match on the card

>>16043834
The fact that everyone is onboard with Mortos, in spite of the fact he's lost 20 times in the last month, means nothing but good things in his future. Even with Jake the Snake getting his hands on him with Rush on Dynamite this week, Roddy was on commentary on Rampage saying he's still going to herd him back to working with them again. Say what you want about the Kingdom, they get TV time and PPV money on the regular.

I demand this all ends with a Custody Of Mortos Ladder Match, with him in a shark cage hanging over the ring.

>>16043130
Brain Cage
Briscoe and Jericho and piss off for a while
Tony's favorite project Hologram
Darby
Charisma Vacuum Perry Retains
OceanSpreay Retains, Metlzer blows his load and gives it 7 stars
DoucheBucks retain
Hangma'am wins, no one cares.
Mariah retains
Danielson has to go over Neo Moxi

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*rolls in the thread*

>>16043902
that was a tactical roll Mox picked it up after playing Dark Souls

>>16043770
Why not?

>>16043834
>Who cares if Hologram has beat Mortos 20 times in the last month
They've had one (1) singles match. One. That's one more than the number of times you've had sex. If you could count, maybe you wouldn't be a poor, fat, and miserable bitch?

>>16043834
They've only had one singles. Everything else was tag matches or triple threats.

>>16043493
We're you Inoki's gay lover or something?

>>16043130
>Hologram vs Mortos 2 out of 3
Aw hell yeah we're getting the GOOD shit. Thank you Inoki for specifically telling Tony Khan this exact card is your wrestledream.

Fucking shit garbage tier PPV. And Edge returning is the cherry on top of that shit pile.

>>16044043
>We are you Inoki's gay lover or something?
The fuck ESL anon?!

>>16043159
I feel like moxley will win

>>16044123
no spoilers pls

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>>16043130
CM Punk won

>>16043130
>"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jon Moxley for the AEW World Championship
might be okay but these two are far past their prime. Moxley in particular looks like shit more and more as time goes on. Hopefully something crazy happens during this anyway. More than some thumbtacks or fake glass.
>"The Aerial Assassin" Will Ospreay (c) vs. Ricochet vs. "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita in a 3-way match for the AEW International championship
no need for this to be a 3 way but whatever
>Swerve Strickland returns
who cares
>"The Scapegoat" Jack Perry (c) vs. "The Wrestler" Katsuyori Shibata for the TNT championship
nobody cares about Shibata. Crowd will be dead for this.
>The Young Bucks (c) vs. Private Party for the AEW world tag team championship
cool the jobber tag team that's been an afterthought for 5 years will have a match we saw 20 times in early AEW again. Usually flippy shit Bucks match, probably with more blown spots than usual because of PP.
>"The Glamour" Mariah May (c) vs. Willow Nightingale for the AEW women’s world championship
Willow isn't going to win, will be another women's match that should be rated 2 stars but will probably get 4+ and people will pretend it was actually good while forgetting it within 10 minutes.
>"Switchblade" Jay White vs. "Hangman" Adam Page
might be a decent match but Page is a faggot
>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. "The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho for the ROH world championship
lmao
>Hologram vs. The Beast Mortos in a 2-out-of-3 Falls match
lmao are you kidding me. Put this on ROH or something.
>Darby Allin vs. Brody King
will probably be the best match on the show

What time EST will this normally finish

Hologram vs. Mortos will go an hour.

>>16044329
BASED

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Mox really finna be 4x world champ tonight?

>>16043130
>Anna Jay vs. Harley Cameron
why? anna was just teaming with them recently. isnt anna a heel?

>>16043130
I find it hard to believe inoki dreamed about a bunch of no dimes shitters wrestling in a half empty arena

>>16043130
How mad is Tony going to be when Daniel Bryan returns to WWE for his real retirement run and HoF induction.

I know Daniel has more pride than to be and his run in front of only 5000 people.

>>16044365
>erm I don't want to see 2 hot women wrestle
Just say you are gay and save everybody's time

>>16044393
Danielson will retire in front of 50 confused people in a Butlins holiday camp.

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>>16043214
There is one story on the whole card.
And that's Moxley starting the wrestling version of the KKK (not a joke btw, Ambrose and Cesaro are doing a KKK skin head gimmick) and he's trying to murder Daniel Bryan with plastic bags and dirty heroine needles (also not a joke).

There are no other stories on the rest of the card unless you consider the generic 'Im the best wrestler, NO, I am actually the best wrestler" thing that Tony tries to say is a story. Oh yeah and Jericho's story... Which was Jericho just saying that he's coming for the RoH belt.

That's about it. You excited?

Punketty btfo...KWAB

>>16043867
>Darby vs Brody King
>I feel like we've already seen those two fight a lot so I'm not sure if this was the best opponent for Darby. Might have done something a lot better

Just a reminder that this was supposed to be Darby vs Danielson.
But Moxley politicked Tony to change it.

>>16044452
not enough coconut niggers in the card e-cuck? KWAB

Bryan is winning

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Pull the trigger, Tony.
It's about time.

>>16044499
Bryan couldn't feel his legs during his match with Okada a couple of weeks ago. He's done. He's losing tonight and getting neck surgery. His vegan diet is killing him. This wouldn't be happening if ate meat like God intended

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>>16044476
Cope and seethe

>>16044506
It's so obviously happening. The stipulations give it away. Tony made the cash in obvious.

>>16044506
If it happens he will be champion for a cup of coffee just like Joe unfortunately becasue Darby's got to coffindrop off everest with this title.

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>>16043130
>2 major league rejects for the "main event"
>1 major league reject and 2 outlaws
>2 outlaws
>2 outlaws
>4 outlaws
>1 outlaw and 1 major league reject
>2 outlaws
>2 outlaws
>1 major league reject returns
>2 outlaws
>>16043137
>2 outlaws
>2 major league rejects vs 2 outlaws and 1 major league reject watching
>1 outlaw vs 1 outlaw with 1 major league reject watching
oh wow
this looks like some seriously grim dog shit

>>16044512
Slopdown got cancelled...KWAPC

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Merch

https://x.com/ShopAEW/status/1845196592921575439

>>16044667
I think I can pull off the pink Darby sweater

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>>16044570
nah you are

>>16044667
The WD logo tees are wearable, except for the back print

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TONIGHT!

YOU'LL FINNA KNOW IT

Wow there's a show tonight. Legit had no idea. Not a good sign.

>>16043352
nah asspray is going over again

>>16044142
yeah i dont see Bryan winning, dude probably wants the title off him asap so he could wrestle random dudes on the roster and Mox just came back with a big heel stable so he needs a big win

Is Senor Funland coming back tonight or is he still licking his wounds?

People keep thinking Shane is going to be with Mox, but I think he's going to with Swerve.

>>16043137
Who is MxM's 3rd man, brother dude??

>>16043465
What an interesting thing to reveal about yourself

>>16043770
Because 2/3 falls is the standard format for Lucha Libre matches.

KINO

>>16043130
>"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson (c) vs. Jon Moxley for the AEW World Championship
Mox wins
>"The Aerial Assassin" Will Ospreay (c) vs. Ricochet vs. "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita in a 3-way match for the AEW International championship
Ospreay wins
>"The Scapegoat" Jack Perry (c) vs. "The Wrestler" Katsuyori Shibata for the TNT championship
Jack wins
>The Young Bucks (c) vs. Private Party for the AEW world tag team championship
Bucks wins
>"The Glamour" Mariah May (c) vs. Willow Nightingale for the AEW women’s world championship
Mariah wins
>"Switchblade" Jay White vs. "Hangman" Adam Page
Jay wins
>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. "The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho for the ROH world championship
Jericho wins
>Hologram vs. The Beast Mortos in a 2-out-of-3 Falls match
Hologram wins
>Darby Allin vs. Brody King
Darby wins

>>16043709
I laughed to this harder then i should have. How many bongs to start?

>>16044342
he deserves it
>>16044393
>dronie fantasy booking
Danielson will never wrestle in WWE again LOL

>>16044559
where the fuck is Joe? I forgot he was champion

>>16044393
You're in a cult btw

>>16044917
a little under 3 burgers from now, preshow in one and a half burgers

Have Take win the International title and then have him beat Okada for the Continental and just combine both belts and just call it the intercontinental belt. There's way too many fucking belts now

>>16044943
Thanks, I want to see Anna Jay in action. I hope the short stint in stardom did good to her. She is the gem of their homegrown talent and I really hope she keeps on getting better

>>16044954
I miss the Bunny :(

>>16044954
Yeah I'm sure those 6 matches in Japan completely fixed her in ring skills
If she cared enough about getting better she'd do indies

Do we see the return of Antonio Khan-oki tonight?

>>16044954
simps are pathetic. she won’t fuck you

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>You're in a cult btw

I hope the 3 of you taking to yourselves samefagging enjoy this terrible show

>>16045016
we don't post selfies here bitchtits, you know that

was thinking about going to this ppv but the tacoma dome sucks, climate pledge is way nicer

I can’t wait for lil nigga to overcome the odds!

>>16045017
slopdown got cancelled lol

Can't wait for Antonio Inoki's hologram to come out, possess Hologram, and win with the Manji Gatame

>>16045030
gotta get him a W after taking another L to Mox

>>16045017
It'll probably be pretty good you should check it out, loads of your old favs from WWE are on the card

FREE REY FENIX

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If you order WrestleDream via PPV.com you can sext with Lady Frost lol

>>16045034
Hologram better just win two falls in a row. I think that would be the first time in history a 2/3 falls match didn't go to the 3rd fall. Gotta protect the 'Gram.

>>16045047
no
he has to job to hologram and mortos first

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>>16045047
he's trapped in the forbidden zone

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>>16045049
>sext with Lady Frost
brb gotta pay for this one

TAKESHITA IS WINNIN

>>16045114
'SHITA :D :DDDDD

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>>16045067

>>16045139
I hope she likes my penis

>>16043130
Is Bobbo debuting here

>>16045153
You tell me.

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>we don't post selfies here bitchtits, you know that

>has to use AI slop due to having no talent or imagination of his own
KWAB

>>16045166
I'll only watch for Bobbo.

>>16045153
Yes, he's going to attack Swerve.

What to expect from this? I don't watch AEW
I'm assuming the mox match will have blood

>>16045193
'fraid so. Also, no job, no girlfriend, and no one who really cares whether he lives or dies.

>>16045196
Bobbo, Swerve, and Adam Copeland may all be potentially showing up. Or, none of them. Plans change.

>>16045198
>What to expect from this?
based wrestlekino
>I'm assuming the mox match will have blood
yeah that's a safe bet, but there's a good chance he goes over and Bryan retires

>>16045205
>You dare shitpost on my board and disagree with me?
>That means you're entire life is empty and humiliating and everyone hates you
>You're the one who is an autist and takes the internet too seriously, btw

>>16045229
>you're entire life is empty and humiliating and everyone hates you
'fraid so, but I didn't ask for your autobiography guy

>>16045193
there's a straight line correlation between being low IQ and being fascinated and impressed by AI

looking forward to:
>Rene's saggy mom tiddies
>blowing my load to Harley/Anna
>being sports entertained in a homoerotic way by Dio and Manny
>BASED FUCKING ACCLAIM (Hi Max)
>'Lil Nigga as always
>HOLOGOD
>my wife Willow
>BRUV
that's about it
I fucking love AEW
Thank you for reading my blog

>>16045241
liked+subscribed+turned on notifications

>>16045241
It was an enjoyable read.

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I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my fellow Holoniggas

>>16043130
Tony is seriously retarded if he has Jungle Bitch go over Shibata.

Who are the commentors?

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>>16045241
>my wife Willow
Choose your words carefully big guy, that's my wife you're talking about. I know you think she's just a hot little package, but she's got a business degree.

This show sucked lol

>>16045264
wait a minute
she's cute AND smart?
that means she's certainty *my* wife, so you better back off pal

>>16045241
You forgot THE CATALYST "Switchblade" Jay White vs "Dumb Cowboy Bitch" Adam Page

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>>16045255
fucking based, Holonation runs this board
>>16045258
Ex, probably Tony, Nige hopefully, maybe JJ

>>16045264
AEWtists like slime hide natruely lol. Fuckin bitch ass fags.

>>16045278
>he doesn't know that Hanger's going over and Jay's going back to jobbing
clueless

this is so grim after bad blood

>>16045286
GMS

>>16045294
Bad Blood only had one (1) good match

>>16045294
nobody watched that slop

>>16045294
5 match cards with ads are lit fr fr

>>16045328
this slaps hella

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>>16045241
Renee's still a hotty

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>>16045341

>>16045294
I was thinking the same thing

>>16045294
WWEfag here
Bad Blood was pretty shit
Hunter had enough time for at least wo fucking more matches but instead opted to do shit like 'haha my old friends are still here' segments
Majority of the matches were fuck because of interference

Not used to AEW but I've seen one or two PPVs and they're pretty good imo

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Lads I'm thinking of taking the plapjakpill again, beggin' ya to talk me out of it. She's 6 ft., 300 lbs and has a very jewish nose, but she wants me to fuck her face. My dick says "yes" but I just know the post-nut clarity is going to be suicidal.

>>16045366
does she have a fat ass?

>>16045366
Just get a blowjob and don't bang her

>>16045351
>I Girder Tree
what?

>>16045241
This the only nigga here that knows how to enjoy wrestling. Everyone else here is a fucking stick in the mid

>>16045297
Rather say good morning in an odd cadence than have dudes cum on my balls, girl.

>>16045366
>She's 6 ft., 300 lbs
god damn what a hoss

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>>16045373
You tell me.

>>16045257
Shibata sucks bro. He's bland as shit and he can't speak english. I think he's way overrated.

>>16043137
4 of our guys in a match

>>16045393
You never saw him when he was good. Get a clue;
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x92s6mq

>>16045389
>6'0"
>fat ass

maybe blow a load up her shit hole
idk
not my problem

>>16045389
Fucking gross

>>16045393
I don't think I've ever seen anyone say Shibata sucks

Even the Inoki-worshipers like him

>>16045393
No he was good before he got a brain transplant Tony Khrones takes advantage of tragity u can see it happened many times before this like when he made fun of Anoki after he died

Have a quick tactical wank and then see if you still wanna go fuck her after. I bet you won't.
Stay home and watch the rasslin

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>>16045410
>takes advantage of tragity
>tragity
>u can see it happened
>Anoki
Jesus Christ, anon.

Go take another English class before you post, for fuck's sake. Goddamn Bangladeshi.

>>16045393
He still doesn't deserve to job to a 150 lb dork like Jungle Bitch.

>>16045366
My wife was 6’ and 123 lbs but then she died so now im stuck in a world full of women only uglier than her :(

>>16045410
>tragity u can see it happened many times before this like
the good morningest of sirs

>>16045410
How is Shibata going, "New Japan won't let me wrestle? Okay, I wrestle for Tony Khan now." Exploiting tragedy.

>>16045416
Why dont you lern read first then ya lil bitchy

>>16045420
Nobody does if we're being honest

>>16045424
it's better to have loved and lost than to be a sad permavirgin posting on the wrestling board of a racism website

BASED AND FUCKING KINO

>>16045420
>>16045435
ScapeGOAT board, newfags.

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BRING BACK THE OLD THEME YOU COWARDS
https://youtu.be/00N__K6JnMI?si=LchaK5Z9E6g57w9F

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS

Renee looking real qt

>>16045430
Geee!!!! I wonder if the dolphins should start tua again just because he wants to play! Wow! Definitely wouldn’t be fencing with tragedy. Evil fucking company. Sure, take advantage of a TBI victim and throw his head all over a bouncy ring. Lotta care for others flowing from aew, def not a self serving dumpster.

dave AND busters?!

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>get dragged to AEW show
>immediately start to dissociate
it do be like that

>BCC brother

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>13 matches
>another 6 hour show
>another lackluster crowd
AEW brehs.... I can't keep doing this...

>>16045464
Look how thrilled they all look... KWAB

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LET'S GO MORTOS

damn swerve's graphic got a big pop

CHUCKIE T SIGHTING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Chuck Taylor looks like he's about to shoot himself.

>>16045464
>if Tony's booking was better, she'd have a good time
c'mon now retard

>>16043130
>Wrestledream
>No NJPW wrestlers

...

>>16045464
I feel so bad for her bros.
I can turn this off whenever I want, this poor girl is going to be there for the next 7 hours just to drive her drunk retard boyfriend home.

>>16045294
>a one-match show

>>16045466
you could do some basic exercises while you watch to work your way toward getting down to 400 pounds

i like how this doodoo doesnt come on til 8 and you are all making up response posts like it is playing now

>>16045483
EVIL couldn't make it. Too busy fucking IYO

>chuckie t on my tv screen
incredibly based

>>16045479
I like his Hitler haircut
>>16045483
>Shibata
>Takeshita
>Mox
get a clue ya geek

Rene's hair is cute

>>16045494
Takeshita is a DDT wrestler faggot.

>>16045489
preshow's on now ya doofus

>>16045489
>what is a pre-show
kek what a retard.

switchy

>>16045489
either twitter transient or schizo but you need to go back and neck

>grow a mustache
>become dimes
is it really that easy...?

was going to watch but I can't listen to that tranny voice, I'll try again later

Who among the boys has banged Nyla?

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Jay White vs. Hangman will be MOTN. Screencap this.

>pay $$$ to sit at the wrestle deck
>don't get to play with Nyla's giant moose cock
lame

>Brandon
Tony please... we're trying to shake the reputation of being the tranny promotion...

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>>16045514
no

>you can take the boy out of the jungle but you can't take the man out of the women's locker room
did Renee just call Brandon "he"?

>>16045522
Feeling daring today are we?

>>16045526
tbf stacheless Dax would be even more dimeless

Did Darby give the Seahawks the rub or did the 49ers job them out?

yeah Bryan's winning

Darby's promos have improved drastically, thank you based Stinger.

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>>16043209

kicked the tranny out, wow
must have saw the viewer count drop by thousands

Nyla Rose on the Pre-show commentary desk... Dire

Double J looking real jacked, baby!

>>16045559
CRAWLING AROUND ON MY GOD DAMN NINETEEN HUNDRED DOLLAR RUG, BLEEDING FROM HER FUCKIN' EYE SOCKETS

>Renee acknowledging who her husband is
rare

>8 Man Tag

>Outrunners in the Conglomeration now
BASED BASED BASED

>>16045589
Confirmed for AEW hometeam babyfaces

Replace Asscalibur w/ the sound of Nyla Rose's 10-incher slapping Harley Cameron's jubs

>leave it to RJ to fumble a portmanteau
Ex just shoot HEEM'd this curtain-jerker

The Brian Cage titantron reminds me of Sam Hyde's world peace bumpers

anyone got the brian cage tweet of 'swerve fucking a man' pic

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>>16045582
transphobic website, newfag

>my local wrestling hero is a roided out monster
I couldn't be more happy for Cage.

>>16045610
nope. blue board. chud.

>>16045611
I miss him being a main eventer, but I guess curtain-jerking on the preshow is better than being stuck in catering or unemployed.

This crowd sucks

>>16045614
So was /qa/

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>>16045614
>blue board
That means absolutely nothing. YWNBAW.

ATLANTIS FUCKING TAPPED
CALL THE MATCH REF

threadly reminder that Springfield, MA is a godforsaken shithole

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>>16045614
>*changes style to Yotsuba*

>Nige on commentary
dimes

Atlantis is aesthetically pleasing

>>16045616
How are they not hyped for Steroids vs Mexicans?

>>16045628
i buy my weed there sometimes, it's fine

I just want the HOB man…

>>16045636
>it's fine
maybe on planet spicnigger

>>16045628
It's true. Moved from there recently. It's literally Puerto Rico but worse.

>>16045635
ong mf drippy af ngl big fax

>>16045294
I don't watch TNA

just found out theres an aew ppv on today

>>16045488
I'm far too lean if anything

Israel to strike Iran imminently.

>>16045646
fun fact: there are more Puerto Ricans in Holyoke than anywhere else outside of Puerto Rico, per capita. that's why it's such a thriving metropolis, all the vibrant diversity.

>>16045658
source?

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>>16045658
My tax dollars at work.

>>16045633
>not using Tomorrow as a default
ngmi

>>16045658
WWE board will be very very happy

>>16045668
>delete cookies
>refresh tab
>blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night

Does that back tape actually do something

>>16045666
Will we see Rob Schneider playing an Iranian in Happy Gilmore 2 only for MJF to give him a Brainbuster?

>>16045658
Wow, the Jews at TKO will do anything to hurt AEW. Dave reports attendance and ppv buys were down due to war

HE DID IT
BAH GAWD
BRIAN CAGE FINALLY OVERCAME THE ODDS AND WON THE BIG ONE

>Brian Cage winning a belt on PPV (kinda)
rare

>Loses title to lower midcarder on preshow
Tony sure makes his partners look strong!

good for cage, real crowd pleaser

CAGECHADS WE FUCKING DID IT
SPICS BTFO

WHOBETTADENBRIANCAGE

>>16045679
its there to tell the audience which part is injured so he can sell it more

>>16045679
Yes, real athletes use it. The real question is why is Cage covered in stripper glitter.

BASED FUCKING RICO

DIMES

>Rico
holy shit

WHO?????????????

wait
this is a 90 minute fucking preshow??

>>16045690
>The RoH TV title
they don't even have a television show. I think he'll be ok

Who? Who the fuck is that?

>Rico
Unironically fucking dimes, what a perfect fit. I always thought he could have done a lot more in the fed.

NEWWWWWW
>>16045714
>>16045714
>>16045714
>>16045714
>>16045714
>>16045714

Rico opposite corner against Billy Gunn.

>The Outcasts are still a thing
huh

the oly thing i remember about rico is beatin the shit out of him on smackdown here comes the pain

Roid Rage Cage actually won a title.
AEW Fans cheering the last Vince creation, and Rico

Fat tittied piece of shit

>>16045712
>>16045720
all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom in ya boom boom

>>16045712
>>16045720
This site is 18+

>>16045739
>>16045748
I'm a millennial you stupid cunt

>>16045751
You need to be 18+ years of having watched pro wrestling to use this board, pal

>>16045765
I started watching wrestling when AEW started. I have no idea who this Rico faggot is

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FOR THE SLOWS WHO DON'T KNOW:

if you need a stream, find a european based streaming website. i share this because all of these fucking ass wipes trying to charge 10, 20, 60 dollars for 3 hours of TV per month teaming up together to part shit out and make you pay HUNDREDS a month for pieced out bullshit is rancid.

>stream everything you can for free

>if buying a license isn't owning the intellectual property, then observing a copy isn't theft

>the internet has ALWAYS been the digital version of the wild wild west so don't pay shit head deputies and pseudo sheriffs a fucking thing

>>16045796
It's always longer than 3 hours

>>16045785
then go watch yer tapes faggot
get a clue
lurk moar
post way way less, if at all

>>16045785
He's rico

Did Anna really improve?

>>16045785
He's a faggot from the Ruthless Aggression era. Former manager of Billy Gunn's homo tag team Billy & Chuck from Smackdown in 2002/3

Harley was losing that battle with her top during that match.

>>16045879
He could've at least painted his face again

>>16045879
based thanks
wrestling is filled with loads of these random nobodies that if you weren't watching you'd never know. I remember seeing in the rumble one time the return of
>MVP
and the crowd popped and I had no idea who it was

>>16045895
post webms/screencaps