Enough of the preshow, time for the main event!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAlpJjliDFI
>>16050027CM Punk won
>>16050045Still Vince
>>16050045That he did
GayEW is the most embarrassing wrestling company in existence. Holy shit.
>>16050045This
>>16050045he's not going to put his penis in your asshole or get you a job at wwe, kwabhausen
>>16050090Yes he will
>>16050045How relieved he must be to be back in WWE
>>16050027Watch WWE Monday Night Raw in two days on Monday night on USA Network. The show is two hours now and is faster paced than ever.
>dean
>>16050103>>16050089>leaves a dogshit company>instantly gets a 5 star match
>>16050027Only watched the first half of the show. Did Danielson really get work murdered? kek
>>16050123>muh jewish stars Seriously, die
>>16050090You know he can sue you for that shit right? Watch your mouth.
>>16050128Yes, and Excalibur cried. He literally fake cried on air
>>16050128‘fraid so
we live, Nigel and Tony Schiavone are on
>hospital>not medical facilityuhhh
Can someone explain why this bald fucking moron gets to be champ 4 fucking times butJericho only onceOmega only onceMultiple other guys still have not won it even tho they should.
TK is suicidal, Tony S making up lies here
>>16050128'fraid so. And he also got shoot r'd and g'd.
>for the first time ever Tony Khan will not be doing a scumThank god for that, take a step back ya dweeb
>>16050128He did in fact get murdered at work yes
>>16050045Correct
>>16050136yeah well he can sue this *unzips penis*
>Tiny Con is too afraid to talkkek
>>16050154that grocery store employee of the month could become AEW champion
>>16050045fpbp
Worthless scrum. No Tony Khan. Bye everyone.
>>16050137>LITERALLY
>>16050154Danielson demanded his friend beat him. So just classic AEW really.
>crying about bryan for the rest of the scrumno thanks
wait a minute, wasn't cole in the ring at the end when the locker room emptied? did I miss him returning earlier in the show? I only started watching towards the end of the 3 way
>>16050154based mox makin the chuds seethe
I love Mariah May
>>16050201at the end of Perry vs Shibata, Garcia ran out to save Shibata from a beatdown, then MJF ran out to attack him, then Adam Cole returned to a shocked MJF
lol no one gives a fuck about her
>>16050238I have a jacket like this and fidget autistically like this
>swerve brought a bunch of literally whos with him
wtf, I went away for a second and swerve is there with like 6 motherfuckers around him
>>16050154to be fair, one time was because Punk was a fragile bitch
>>16050216Based and same
Alvarez, is that really the best question you could come up with?
>>16050192vintage danielson to a t
Based Alvarez putting over DEFY
>>16050192Sean Ross Scam could say anything after a PPV and people would swear he’s some great insider. Ffs I said I was an insider and made shit up off conjecture and had people really argue about “why would people ask advice from Jericho? Why wouldn’t people ask Jericho?” It doesn’t mean anything.
>>16050293He's in shock from the main event.
>>16050154Omega has spent a lot of time out to be fair.
the nigga burned his house down, of coarse shit isn't settled yetlmao
White dude in the group has to be their affirmative action hire right?
And with Yuta turning, every championship is now held by a heel. Well, excluding the ROH stuff.
>I thought we were going to have a real journalist up hereTony Khan?
>>16050137>fakethat was a shoot brother
Why does this all feel off?
>>16050339Fucking grim list of "champions"
>>16050339Grim
>>16050154because he's the modern Terry Funk
>>16050339I dunno, PAC looks happy in here so he couldn't possibly be a heel
>>16050349no Tony for the first time ever
based Takeshita a secret English speaker the whole time
Takeshita Engrish better than 90% of nip rasslers
>do jew no Fuji apple?
take a shita knows english?
holy shit soup shocking us all
>>16050364An overrated shitter? You're right about that
>Don just shitting on the dirtsheet smarksgotta love him
Another pointless question from Alvarez.
>>16050349Because shits dying
>>16050045kek based
>konosuke could speak english the whole timei knew he could type it out but it’s interesting hearing him actually talk for once
>>16050389>overrated shitter>Terry fucking Funkpick a new hobby, kid
Takeshita speaking english almost mirrors when Kenny revealing speaking japanese at New Japan
>tell Meltzer to get his typewriter outlmao
>Alvarez is a big stoogeI mean folks, where's the lie?
>>16050407Eat shit retard I watched that old clown make a fool of himself in WWF, ECW and WCW
>ItalyMexishits absolutely BTFO
good for shita knowing just enough English to be functional
>>16050410Don fucking killed my sides with that rant, Tony was corpsing
>>16050423I dunno what Alvarez is gonna do when Dave eventually retires cause no one is gonna pay 15 bucks a month for him and his wack pack
Italy kek
>weavekek
>>16050424get outta here ya gimmick
Going to assume they're phasing these scrums out because that shit was pathetic
>>16050452>get Schiavone some more glue for his hair
that's nice of Schiavone showing some love for his homie Nigel
KEK what a $50 PPV
>>16050470Could not imagine paying for anything GayEW related
>>16050449dog-licking-window.png
>>16050349No TK and Shiavane doesn't want to be there. There's also only 3 talents wtf