Previous:>>16063438>Mr. McMahon tells Triple H that he is relieved of his dutieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBEstX477Q
GOONTAH
WHO CAN DEFEAT GUNTHRA BROS
I am NOT for trans rights.
A true champ wears the belt on the waist.
Gunther. Now there's a champion.
>>16063959kek always pop with this one
THANK YOU CODESTER
>>16063945https://x.com/JakaraWWE/status/1845990806299332807
I love Professional Comedian (and world champion) Gunther!
your father... WAS A SCREW UP!
reminder
>WWE's current top champions are two lanky ass dudes dressed in bland suits
>>16063945So fkng gay. Another Gunter promo "I respect you but....... blah blah this that "
>>16063957there's exacly 1 mad dragon I can think about
>>16063941post it
>less than 2 million viewers every week>boom period
Gooner's mic skills really got better after the Miz feud
>>16063985torn ACL 5-6 months.
>>16063971Sexo
Gunther > Cody
>>16063988kek why are cats so based
>Promo between 2 champions looks like a casual conversation at the office
Gunther's smirk is always glorious
HOLY FUCK
>secondary champion
>>16063987Someone did on the last thread
>Brock mentioned.
>>16063945I hate the beats that Cody puts in his speech. Makes him sound like a community theatre GEEK.
>>16061306Did he at least have a big dramatic match against Otis before he left for good?
>>16064009i wanna work at whatever office do you work at
>>16064017>We never got Gunther vs Bork
Basedola
>>16064024He is a community theater geek
>>16064014lmao
>i beat your personal fantasy match, Brock, and you didntShoot dig
>>16064024That's because the Codester is an theater kid indie shitter self mark. He loves doing the triple cross rhodes. Yeah, what's better than burying your own finisher.
>>16064025No. Got fed to the Wyatts for their debut. Whole rivalry with Otis wasted.
there's like 4 guys in these gamethreads and they're spending their Monday watching a pre-recorded RAW
Is AJ Styles injured?
>>16064029I work at the lame office, you don't wanna be here
>>16063979nigga what the hell
>>16063979What are those white dots?
>>16064024He is frankly.
>>16064039It's still live to me.
>>16064043Yeah fucked his ankle or something. He's apparently seething pretty hard about it because this was supposed to be the buildup to his retirement tour.
>>16064039monday isn't exactly an important day
>>16064039MNF is not on ESPN+ this week so I can't watch it live.
>>16064049It's obvious that it's just a temporary tattoo.
>>16063979that has to be an edit... right?
Kyle Gardner gear??
Your city is important enough for a Holiday Tour/ End of Year TV show, right /pw/?
>>16064039I’m just here to see the livdom moment from the main event in HD
https://x.com/mikethemiz/status/1845994908223787151
>>16064067>Kyle Gardner
>>16064039>he's spending his monday talking about how other people are spending their mondays
Just watched Alpha Academy entrance, damn you niggas were right Tozawa held that kiss for several seconds too long.
>>16064070AhemI've but one thing to report:My Texies:)
>>16063971The marrow from my fucking bones, man.
>>16064078Kek. Someone make a webm
>>16064079Is this a Lacrosse thing?
>>16064073kek arr truuff
>>16063988Kek, you can almost hear him calling her a filthy whore.
This raw is kinda boring today
ALVAREZ
>>16064087Kay yuai ess
>the "legendary" LWOis it a rib
faggon pee
BASED LEE
Let's fucking go Dragon Lee
I'm not taking Dragon Lee seriously until they give him back "Catch Me in the Pit".
>>16064099
Dragon Lee got a geek voice
Damn I really need Pentagon to be a heel
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
why won't they sign Dragon's brother Rock?
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>16064104It's the best theme in wrestling history. They were crazy to get rid of it.
We lucha underground now
>>16064112Hire Vampiro to make him act like a badass again
>>16063963Ungodly based!!
>Dragon LeeThis dimeless bitch ain't no HoloGOAT that's for damn sure.
wait...Dragon Lee isnt hispanic?
>>16064116You can't have a theme about breaking necks when you actually broke a dude's neck in the ring
WHERE MY DOGS AT?
Kofibros I have a bad feeling about this one
>no dogs barking in Bron's entrance musicliterally and unironically fire whoms'tever made this shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16064114we dont need more shooters, and they would probably make him shave
So did they edit out Gunther and Cody fighting? I saw a video on Youtube.
>>16064119>Hire Vampirolel no
Fucking bullshit Breakensteiner is 250 lbs!
BAU BAU
>main event is a womeme tag match with nia snacks schmozThey didnt give a FUCK this week
>>16064125
Can Bron just hurry up and finish his transformation into his uncle? I know he's a massive Goldberg mark but cmon man, get a clue! Even just a one-off joke if he comes out with the chainmail I'll shill him for eternity.
>>16064133The only time Pentagon jr wasn't a fucking GEEK was when Vampiro was coaching him in LU. This is undeniable
>>16064125Dude he has that distinctive Mexican accent when speaking English
How tall is this ref? kek
>>16064143
>>16064044Kek. Dumb joke but I laughed.
>>160641495'10"
What is it that makes him so badass?
I’m a big fan of buff manlets.
>>16064146That was not because of Vampiro. You could've slotted Raven in and it would have workedYou could've slotted in anyone in that role
>>16064143He needs to start hitting the juice enough to kill a gorilla and he'd finally weigh 250 lbs.
>>16064126>You can't have a theme about breaking necks when you actually broke a dude's neck in the ringActually, you should
>>16064055His pre-AEW tour you mean?
>>16064044
>>16064129>Sirens blare for a 2 seconds >Chains get rattled and pulled taut>Dogs start barking>Guitar riffs for a few seconds>Lyrics startI'd cum
>>16064158He comes from the famous manlet Steiner clan. He's just an intense, slightly taller Pac that doesn't do flips.
>>16064143He also needs a sexy valet
>>16064160Nah, in one of the few times Vampiro wasn't lying through his teeth on stone cold's podcast, he explained how he got Pentagon to stop being a generic taunt spamming crowd pandering luchashit. The fact that Pentagon went back to being a taunt spamming crowd pandering luchashit in AEW was proof that Vampiro was 100% telling the truth
>>16064185so, eddie kingston?
Is that Cody / New Day scare episode worth watching
>>16064192Could’ve been Cora :(
>>16064143He did Steiner math that one time.
>>16064199NO
The dude in that disability commercial can NOT say the word "regularly" and they decided to leave it in.
>>16064153
>>16064199The funniest part was the New Day thinking Cody was just being a cunt and trying to calm him down before the "scare"
>>16064156Yeah flip that 1 and 0 and that is his actual height. 5'01" tall
>he cums with such speed and velocity
>no sami this weekThat's all that matters
>>16064172lol
>>16064196Steiners are muscled meatheads not obese New Yorker chain smoking half breeds.
>>16064199>scare tactics in 2024cmon anon
this match slaps fr fr no cap
>>16064216>no Pete Dunne
>>16064216thank you based comedian
>>16064199It was funny mostly to see Cody being a dick and New Day being like, "Uhh, calm down, bro..."
>>16064222Punk'd was the goat
>there's only 30 minutes left...I unironically miss 3 hour Raws. I know it's coming back in ~2.5 months but I can't fucking break the conditioning.
>>16064078webm?
>RAW is already at 75% through
Uh oh is that backne on bron breaker?
>>16064233that shit was hilarious, I hope it wasn't scripted
YEETBROS WE IN THIS ONE UCE
uce day
>>16064235At least it is Tiffy time... and Liv time. It's good times.
>>16064204There was a dude who works at the water filtration plant in my town who got interviewed on local news about water quality issues. He said something like, "If we dont do X, it'll be a catastrophe." But because of his wild lisp it came out cathasthaphe. Ive said it thay way ever since.
>>16064241>instead of Raw being half way over it's already almost over
>>16064200I said sexy, my dude.
>>16064143Bron's working on it. Did you see that bacne he had in that match?
>>16064192I agree. He needs some hot bitch with dick sucking lips, good fake tits, a nice ass, good muscle, and no brain. He needs to keep using those weird color combo singlets. Bron needs to be a mid 90s juicehead wrestler that stepped out of a time machine. He also needs to dye his hair and/or beard.>>16064202Yeah imo he ruined that by being a little too cute about it, Cody is also prone to doing this. He should have just been straight faced and did the math instead of referencing the math promo itself.
Tired of Trips not letting Bron do the good spear on Main Roster
>shit main event that will end in interference anywayaaaaand I'm outuntil next week, frens
>>16064252>cathasthaphe
>>16064259I, for one, am going to watch the final match.
JUST FUCK ALREADY
need her on my screen already, my chub is going down
WHAT'S UP
>Realizing I'm going to see R-Truth retire in my lifetime
finally Kross Kino
>Miz vs R-Truthso THIS is the main event of the longest weekly episodic television show in the history of sports entertainment? KWAB....
>>16064265paul secretly misses chyna doesnt he
Terror Twins doesn't really make sense
>>16064254No tattoos! Only plastic! And cum! >>16064256I know, I just hope that he can politic to do it and the corporate sanitizers don't ruin it. >>16064258Obviously the wrestlers should work safe but I think spears should be big hits and stiff as fuck. Bron's spears are great when he puts some heart into them.
DIMEian is one lucky nigga
>>16064270I had that exact same feeling when he came out rappingI think it's his swan song arc ;-;
>>16064275Nah, main event is Tiffy/Rhea v.s. Liv/Raquel.
>>16064273>Kross>KinoPick none
>>16064281He likes fat Asian techno women.
>>16064275
>>16064291Damien Priest likes women?
>>16064289filtered im afraid
>>16064261Fucking destroyed my sides anon. God I wish I taped that shit.
RAW threads are dead when the show is in the can
>>16064294
Bron needs a true bimbo like Dana but with a little more athletic physique
>>16064300He's not gay, just Puerto Rican.
>>16064300why would you ask?
>>16064306
My ass hurts
>>16064313
>>16064300Damian "BDSM Bisexual Undertaker" Priest, the Zest Machine, the Botchamaniac, Did I Mention I Grew Up A Poor Puerto Rican
NO YEET
Was that woman supposed to be hateable?>I was using this guy to go halfsies on a home>he said no so I dumped him>thankfully I can pay for the home myself
>>16064300Only blasian women.
KEK BASED "NO NO YEET" Jey
>>16064317Told you not to go out with that tranny
No yeet.
jey is a bitch ass uce
please PLEASE bring Sami to the Bloodline on Roman's side and then have him get beat up by KO
>>16064235The thing that's fucking with me the most is that the show is gonna be over before MNF comes back from halftime.
>Bron will win the belt back so YEET can fuck off back to the Island of CoconutsBased
It's going to be a sad day when the Miz retires frankly.
>>16064138that's because of pretaping it in spite of all the yuropooring
>>16064143Why is he a Goldberg mark anyways? Doesn't that seem like almost a slap in the face to his father and uncle?
>>16064335This is literally all Jimmy's fault though. If he let Jey beat Roman, all the current Bloodline problems would not be happening
I like the black/green/purple ring gear Miz has tonight. Based color combo.
>shirtless mizbased
>>16064341Im from the future. Miz is actually the one running NXT after Shawn retired. Phil has been pissed as fuck ever since.
WYATT WARNING TO MIZ
based squash matchthank you 2 hour RAW
>>16064346Why? The Steiners were friends with Goldberg, probably met Uncle Bill plenty of times as a kid.
>>16064305i can watch her stomach in motion to her breathing all day
>Kross fist bumps Truth>"...GET HIM RIGHT NOW."
>Fistbump!>...Get'em, get'em right now.Based.
this is all so based
BASED
I want another Fuck Little Jimmy heel run from R Truth. >>16064346Who knows. He's got Goldberg's fucking shoulder tat, what a cookie cutter.
>Karrion Kross is at the center of the most entertaining midcard storylines on Raw
YEET and NO YEET
LOL
>4 Jey Usos!
>Final Testament vs the Wyatt 6 might be cool?
Honestly, I have thought for a while that Tiffany and Rhea would make a good tag team. They are both heavies, basically. Could have a good run as an unstoppable force.
Tess man's ADR sticks out very obviously
>>16064387They should have sex in the ring for 4 hours for the next PPV.
>>16064386only if the miz joins the final testament out of desperation
>>16064386Gonna be kiBO
>>16064391Do better
>>16064391whos topping? whos clit is bigger? who has more pubes? hnnnghghg
>>16064403
You can do the zombie shaker can't you? Yeah, shake that rotten ass. Yeah you're already pussed up and ready to go, forget the condom.
That Snickers commercial is pissing me off
>>16064399They should have sex in the ring for 4 hours for the next PPV... with me. >>16064403omg I never even thought of their pubes, hnnnnnnnng
>>16064403>whos clit is bigger?imagine them docking
Why is it acceptable to show a woman upgrading to a better man and it's not okay to show a man upgrading to a better woman?
Not watching a Peea Dripley match
>>16064408
>>16064414and are rheas pubes dyed black too?
>>16064421based dom poster
i like to think Kross broke char there for a minute to fistbump R Truth kek
TIFFY TIME
LWO has a tag team but they choose to throw Rey and Dragon together. ugh pass
Jey goes overNew Day goes over, Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee go over, then the New Day go over them, then they beat the JD.
>>16064421>Peea Dripley
TIFFY TIMESTIFFY TIMEYIFFY TIME
Imagine if Rhea wasn't roided to the gills by a tranny chaser bf
Tiffy main eventing Raw
>>16064418Because we live in a (((matriarchy))) you non-noticer.
...did we hire the blind goth consultant for Raquel or is this a rib
>>16064427Kys
Rhea actually wrestling on TV
WTF they're mixing Raw with Smackdown? Did I miss something?
raquel is so thick it hurts
So clash of champions is just Crown Jewel now?
>>16064450based dom hater poster
>>16064444checked for Toyota
cute spin by Liv
Guys, I'm not kidding when I say Raquel is easily the most dimeless shitter I've ever witnessed in the business. How the fuck does this bitch still have a job in this company? I can't even see Tony hiring this cunt.
>>16064444impossibly fertile
>>16064460DAMN! i miss that tag team of sonya and chelsea
>>16064465hunter likes them butch
>>16064465How could you forget her tag team partner Aliyah?
>>16064454Anything can happen in riyadh season
>>16064449Raquel needs to up the cycle and lose 15lbs of fat, gain 15lbs of muscle, and and do actual gothic instead of nouveau "goth".
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE NO ASS AND NO TITTIES AS AN ATHLETE? MAN WTF
Raquel is so dimeless and such a charisma vacuum that Paul L. had to put her in a group and she's clearly the jannety.
>>16064465I liked her in NXT
Is Tiffany Stratton a pokemon? All she can ever say is her name
Please HHH daughters tell your dad you don't want to become prowrestlers so he stops pushing these shitters
>>16064465The NXT locker room is filled to the brim with nobody shitters my guy
nice Liv toss
HAW HAW HAW HAW
>>16064465She's probably as good at sucking dick as Johnny Gargano is.
>>16064480>NO TITTIES AS AN ATHLETEtits arent muscles>NO ASSnot enough squats
>>16064480Tiffany bought her tits she had none naturally.
>>16064454What the Saudi prince says he wants at his sportswashing spectacular he gets. And because they're working with WWE they have to actually build up to it.
>>16064418Dom literally upgraded to Liv.
>>16064488
>Liv laughis there a better feeling?
>>16064488I hate that I heard this in my head
>>16064487I liked the wave she gave to the crowd while she was lifted.
>>16064495boooooooo! wrong!
>>16064488kek
>>16064484>TIFFY TIME!>TIFFY TIME!>TIIIIIIIFFY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
>>16064502
Was tonight's episode worth watching a vod of?
>>16064465When people said Paul has a type they weren't joking. He likes ugly jacked women.
This episode honestly felt like 3 hours
I am having femdom fantasies of every woman in this match
>>16064510This caught me off-guard the first time. I had to jerk off that night.
>>16064513why did he marry steph?
>>16064518GYATTT
>>16064519this episode honestly felt like it started a half hour ago
>>16064517Vince would've never allowed Raquel on TV with that tum
>>16064518I'd risk all the lynchings just to get one sniff of that backdoor.
this episode felt like a huge filler episode that accomplished nothing
SOMEBODY CALL PIGJAMA
kek that looked like a botch
>>16064518Was her ass always this fat? It doesn't seem like it, or maybe I just never noticed it before
>>16064528Vince said he could take over WWE if he did
Liv, Tiffy Time, Rhea, and Raquel in one match. I'm gonna COOM
>>16064523>ywn have Mami's pierced tongue rub your frenulum>ywn have Liv bent over a sofa while you take her from behind>ywn have Raquel in missionary and kiss her muffin top while squeezing her waist as she wraps her legs around you>ywn have lick Tiffy's abs
>>16064485>Daddy, I'm gonna be a pro wrestler!>That's great, Aurora, real proud of you honey. But you see, here's the thing... in this business... you gotta look a certain way so I'm gonna give ya a little something to get you started.>[pulls out a bottle labeled STEROIDS and a spiked black sleeveless leather vest]
rheas booking is insane
Who got screencaps of Tiff's beautiful feet? I was watching Yankees baseball during that segment she was wearing open-toed shoes.
>>16064502Cody fighting for his life not to be beguiled by this vile temptress' gothic sex appeal while his wife is right there.
NIA SNAXX
Pretty bad episode desu
>>16063945
Based Nia
I know this bitch was a dweeb in high school
>>16063945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWdvMcjqkDs
>>16064553
>>16064566Bring this mf back, please, and for the love of god give him a 6 month run of feuding with a dozen guys
Livbros BTFO
SHE'S FAT
>right on her cute tummyhot
nia really hit liv on purpose lol
>>16064554Aurora should just show up on NXT and tell Ava to hit the bricks and run the show herself
Wait...is this gonna be the Wargames Womemes?
>dom struggling to hold up liv-10000 aura
>>16064571>tfw no nerdy latina mommy gf
...FUCK THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE OVER AT 10 NOW. Damn.
Gaytch really can't book MitB for shit eh
>>16064583
>>16064566cant believe this was over a year ago
Honestly, that match was wasted. Huge protentional there.
>>16064591Liv is pregnant
>It's not Dommy TimeKek
>>16064593
That was fun but what's the main?
>>16064595Kys
Welp probably one of the worst Raws ever. See you for Dynamite.
>>16064591dom needs to hit the weights
>>16064603anon…
>>16064418Jews
We could have had an hour left bros.We could have had an hour left.
>>16064594Vince couldn't either.
>See you for Dynamite.
wtf? 2 hour raw???????
>raw over an hour early'scuse me, wtf?
>>16064599I think the time screwed it, they aren't used to 2 hour raws
>>16064627>>16064632Yall been living under a rock? It'll be 2 hrs until Netflix
Damn, this Raw was SmackDown tier...
Based on the card I thought this Raw would be better.
that was a lame rawbut at least we're able to acknowledge when a show sucksthe tertiary promotion, EVERY show is a banger to them and they're always back
