TONIGHT from San Jose, California>Jon Moxley is the New AEW World Champion. Nobody is safe.>Shelton Benjamin vs Lio Rush>"Switchblade" Jay White vs Christian Cage>FTR vs "The Redwood" Big Bill & "Bad Apple" Bryan Keith>Adam Cole Returns!>Mercedes Mone vs Queen Aminata>Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks vs Kyle O'Reily, Orange Cassidy, Rocky Romero
i don't make the rules
Nigger
>>16079495TEMU OceanSpreay
Thanks for drawing the house Miko-senpai
>soup getting cheersincreiblemente basado
>>16079604Based and true
Why didn't they give Takeshita subtitles?
>>16079495this is thread #3
>another lance archer pushWhyyyyyy
Genie lookin ahh nigga
>>16079623He translated it himself
Kyle Fletcher is a lucky man
Kyle needs to go full Cody already
>>16079495Takeshita is dimes. +Callis is even dimeser
>>16079625Cry
Man that other Aussie Open guy picked the worst WOAT time to get injured. He's gonna be completely memory holed by the time he comes back.
Why is Fletcher so red now?
SQUISHY
Kyle looks like a slightly taller Pockets
Dons family seems like it should have already been the top heel faction in the company for a year instead its been bobbing around doing next to nothing
>>16079495THIS is the thread
love the fletchmeister
>>16079601Jake got Not Legally Los Ingobernables
>>16079645Hes like 6'3"
well, I'm afraid Renee is looking old and haggard, as usual.
Anna's ass is so distracting
>>16079633Her ass makes her weight very unbalanced
Fletcher has potential, not gonna lie.
TIT ON TIT ACTION
it's true nobody gives a fuck
>>16079619HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>that fucking clapNigel you fucking legend
i dont understand why don callis is constantly on my tv
>>16079639Steroids. Look at buddy. He’s completely red.
>mariah and annamy dick has deflated
>>16079656I would put her in an old and haggard retirement home
Will Mariah miss The Cookouts now that it's firmly Autumn?
shes so hot
>>16079657ya don't say
SEXO
Mariah is nothing without Tits McRiho!
>>16079645>slightly tallerBased blind retard
>>16079656the home recycling cans must be loaded to the top with liquor bottles
>>16079675
>>16079671Same, but first I would put my cock in her old and haggard vagina (I have a granny fetish)
>>16079675Hobbs is so fucking lucky, bros..
>>16079680But enough about yourself
>>16079679>mchi cucknette
>Halloween Dynamite in Clevelandbased
I find it odd that they keep hyping Mina up but don't show her 3 weeks out of 5Do you think Tony has been sorting a contract out for her all this time or something?
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
OK didn't watch wrestledream this weekend, looks like Kyle turned on Will in the triple threat. At least based Takeshita holds a belt now. If it were up to me, this is the guy who should've taken over Okada's spot.
When are we getting Waka bros?
>>16079700No Switchy?
>>16079698
>>16079695>Now tell me whatcha gonna do>When there ain't no where to run
E god here. I’m actually enjoying this episode. Better than the Cody crybaby show that is modern WWE.
Takeshita beat Osprey and Ricochet cleanly
>>16079698It's scheduling stuff. She has Stardom shows to do. She's not in the Goddess of Stardom tournament though so she should be free for a bit
>>16079675>E3bros...
fuck Tony for hiring this faggot and fuck ricoshit
Ricochet and Ospreay trying to do their circus routine and Takeshita beating the shit out of them was based af
>>16079698>girluno: Kumquat>brush: distintas.net >girld0s: literally and unironically me
I see why this shit only gets 329k people watching
>>16079709Well good going.I still like Cody but I just dont care for much else in WWE right now and child molster phil beating up a giant scotsman for a year actual repulses me
>getting choked out in a triangle by Marinano stop please no
wish marina was choking me
>choked out by Shafir's legsIT SHOULD BE ME!
Still trying to push RicoShit KEK
Fuck off Ricochet
Literally NWO at home
I'm over this shit with mox
>ricochet already wrestling on collisionlmao
Return of the phantom knees
GIWTWM!
>this lame attempt at a nWo style beat down Grim
AEW has the worst, most gayest most fake looking brawls, I swear
RAM
Sponsored by RAM
>>16079730collision is just wrester vs jobber
why are the same 3 segments happening with a slightly different coat of paint tonight
Andretti should use his laser eyes
>>16079732This
>jobbers getting promo timeI thought they were only supposed to be in rampage or dark.
Moxley's knee just fucking WHIFFED Pockets
Off screen John Silver caught up with the truck and threw it down a ditch
oh no marina don't choke me out with your thighs haha
>BCC vs. the entire AEW rosterokay this might be dimes
EVIL UNO ON THE STICK
Silvers chasing after the truck kek
Watch the house of black feud with action Andretti again god dammit
I'll watch anything with AEW originals
GUNS UP GUYS!!!
>Dark Order are gonna sacrifice themselves trying to buy time for Kenny to heal in the Saiyan healing podGodspeed gentlemen
>>16079747why are cats like this?
Imagine trying to take dark order or top light seriously kek
>>16079752Spoiler alert: It wasn't
need a webm of john silver running after the truck
Are we getting some fuckery here? I thought Jay vs Christian would be a PPV match
Oh fuck the TEMU NWO vs the DORK ORDER! That will put butts in Seats.
BREATHEWITHTHESWITCHBLADE
Based Christian. Tony knew we'd change the channel when his segment's over.
Is Christian a good father?
>>16079759John Silvers would make a good live action Krillin
Jay should win and call his shot for Australia
how many times are they gonna do "team aew vs bad guys"?this shit sucks
PEEPSEEPS
>>16079764Hangman gonna get the match DQ'd
>>16079775Too much nose
dronies are melting down, must be a day ending in y
Didn't moxleys dad sexually abuse him? the Christian roast should be not rated
>>16079789The NXT numbers have them shook
Cress eshtan 'age
This is actually Game thread #2 lmfao yikes!
Juice would make a better manager than wrestler
>>16079772Yes, can confirm>>16079800KEK
>>16079744I know we have a DC Crossover tonightBut this Firestorm shit is a bit excessive
Christian's faction isn't the same without the botching retard Dino.
>>16079800he’s fast
>>16079800Me chasing the school bus cause I was busy watching cartoons in the morning
>cant pull hair>can bite someone
Jay seems to be bulking up
>>16079800reminds me of the kingston run
Jay White vs Billy Gunn #2
OH MY GOD A CHAIR
>>16079822
I bet mama Wayne is going to teach them a lesson about messing with her son in the back the hard way
so the guns up club is face now?
I like Juicebut the gunns are really dimeless
This has been a pretty suckish show so I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart
Kek
Nick Wayne was raped
Jay White should have come back by beating down Juice and the Gunns and saying enough of this Bang Bang shit I'm serious now.
>>16079833Gunns and maybe HOB too probably. Unless fat Brody does his own thing.
>>16079844I now remember that Swerve AngleWewGreat matches between him & Darby tho
>>16079830>Soho and AngeloShe should've hatched my kids
>>16079830Looney Toon ahh
>>16079853Who's the girl?
>>16079863session moth martina
>>16079849HoB shook the faces hands at All InI can't say much else since I don't think they've done anything since then
>>16079830I bet Kingston is going to come back fatter than ever
>Jericho getting a rematch in a ladder matchguess Jerichos winning after he lost
>>16079850The hands never lie
collision taping sex with beast mortos
>>16079866Luv slags.
>>16079878Sir, Mortos is pure
>>16079867Brody shook Darby’s hand at wrestledream that’s why I mentioned them.
I’m going to sleep when the buck match happens zzzz
>>16079884Nah you are
>>16079897Me, I'm going to buy more of their pump up shoes
>>16079877Being finicky over hands is actually gayer than fucking a trannyI'd go balls deep in Jessy Dubai just to make a point about that, not because I really, really want to.
Holy fuck did Adam Page come out too early? Sloppy shop lmao
kek that expression by Hangman
Hangman looked like he didn't know how he got to the ring
>>16079912Shes great and the best top ive ever seen
What the fuck is going on lol
nobody does the 2.99 better than jay white
>>16079921maybe he shoot didnt
This match doesn't need an overrun... It's little Orphan Pip! and Hangma'am!
Why is Christian doing this?
>page blew his cue by like 15 minutesKEK, tonga loa tier. wtf
Hanger is gonna ruin it for Jay, Sabian gonna ruin it for Christian
Based
Peepfag screaming already.
I love these 2 but this was a horrendously formatted show. No update on Danielson after straight up being murdered, BCC just gets into 2 brawls. Sletcher turns on Ospreay, no Ospreay and a flat promo ala Mariah after turning on Toni. This is not a main event match on a show after shit like that
All according to Christian's plan
slowest ref ever
did they just redo the spot?
>literally redid the ending sequence because Adam Page didn't come in on timeKWAB
lmao hangman's face
why the fuck is this match for the contract. who or why would anyone put that on the line or make so it is
This could have been a fantastic match but they had to overbook the shit out of it
>christian pinned a former IWPG championlegend.
Based. Fuck Jay Shite
>>16079927Jade Venus is doing a fine job of slowly filling her shoesZariah Aura too
kek based hanger love that cowboy
HES DONE IT BAH GAWD HES DONE ITCHRISTIAN HAS DONE ITHE HAS DEFEATED SWITCHBLADE JAY BAH GAWD WHITE
>mfw
Now Hangman looks like he was told to write his name on the board when it was his friend talking
Swichybros
based kip
>>16079972>when the dilator hits just right
>>16079957It was Kip's fault
>>16079972Fuckin' kek. Instant meme.
LOL, So much more SWITCHY THE CHANNEL's winning streak
>>16079957nope, it was kip sabian who came in too early. the match had more to go, but kip ran in and page saw kip was going, so he sprinted to do his spot. then they realized they came in at the wrong time. lmaoSLOPPY SHOP
>2024>dynamite main event is christian vs jay white
No wonder this shit only gets 329k, lmao
RATE THE SHOW!7/10 from mePretty decentLoved that Shelton beatdown of LioSwitchy put on a nother banger, can't wait for his Match with HangerSee you bros next week!
Kip fucked up the timing, get him away from the show please
Ok who fucked up on the finish, there’s no way they booked Kip & Hangman coming out twice & Kip jumping off the ropes as Christain was pinning Jay.
>give Jay White a momentous win over Hangman on the ppv >then have him job to a 50 year old LOLAEW
>>16079979Peepfag is so gay
>>16079995Penelope's tits too powerful
>>16079997Kip came out too early and Hanger was watching under the ring and went with it
>>16079972>>16079978That's a murder Kip look if I ever saw one
>>160799940/10 Tony Khan continues to go full Retard.TEMU NWO can't even beat the Dork Order.Switchy The CHannel losing againAtom Smol saying MJF 300 times.Shelton has gone 20 mins with Lio Rush. Plus Manure Moans and the Bucks onTV
They need to bury Kip after this shit tonight
>>16079990If Tony keeps this pace it will be a lot less.
>>16079997it doesn't matter most tuned out by that point
>>16080004Which head canon character is this again?
>>16079998the whole point was to continue the siwtchy vs hanger feudmy little droney can't be this stupid
>>16080026Talk about dilating again peepfag
>>16079997It was Kip’s fault for who blew the spot but Jay & Peepster might’ve done a cue early & Kip thought they were doing the finish then
>>16079972>>16079978
>>16080027Jay lost to a one legged man he is not coming back from that humiliation.
>>16080031Don't know which schizo character you are talking about
>>16080042Sure thing Peepfag.
>>16080038>when the big black cock gets unveiled
>>16079997It was Kip. You could literally hear Christian tell him "not yet!"
>>16080045You are unwell
>>16080046But enough about Anna Jay
>>16080038bases
>>16080058You’re the one talking about dilating.
>>16079977This reminds me that Penelope returned recently
>>16080104
>>16080104pottery
>>16080104Kek how did they switch spots
>AINT NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>16080094Just talking about Hang Troon
