babe we're using the WWF Attitude condoms tonight
>using condoms
kek proof that E-Chads have sex
>>16084926Extra small, I'd imagine?
>>16084943Sorry they don't have your size champ
>>16084934technically they would be F-chads back then
use some WWF shampoo as anal lube
>>16084934I get all the girls when I'm wearing my WWF cologne in the club
>>16084926To be fair the Attitude Era is probably the last time the average wrestling fan got laid
>>16084926i still have some sealed wwf napkins in the drawer
>>16085232>tfw picking up hotties at the wwe resturant in times square
>>16084926They never made these beyond the Attitude Era because even WWE knew its fans became completely sexless
>>16085088>THE OFFICIAL WORLD>WRESTLING>FEDERATIONbugs me way more than it should
>>16084926>selling condoms to wrestling fansAbout as useful as selling glasses to the blind
>>16084926Why do they have a cardboard sleeve over the packaging?
>>16085547Because that cardboard sleeve and the logo on it allows them to charge a 5000% markup on the retail price of standard condoms. Which already cost a fortune.
Wouldn’t the WWF edgy counterculture tell you to have unprotected sex, and then Vince’s chud like ways would be like “HAVE ALOT OF KIDS PAL!”
>>16085556Ripoff either way you look at it.
>>16085529This was before the smarks took over
>>16085529Blind people wear glasses you moron
>>16085797ok so about as useful as selling running shoes to paraplegics.You get the underlying idea.
>>16085561I know its hard to imagine, but being degenerate was edgy back then.
>>16085837they literally had a stable called Degeneration X
>>16085529they're flavored so if you don't use them you can have it as a pseudo candy instead
>>16085561What money is there to make in that though?
>>16085249I love it
>>16084926Lost @ never re-use a condom
>>16084926>>16085088>>16085232This is just a weird wrestling merch thread in disguise, isn't it?
>>16087393i remember that ad and always wanted to get that, probably long after most had forgotten about it. i could never find iti had other pogs but no wrestling ones. POGs was a good fad that deserved to last longer than it did. like a few more years maybe
>>16084926>never re-use a condomwhy not? they just want you to buy more so they make more money
>>16087424I begged my parents to buy me the collectors set over the phone after seeing Sean Mooney shill it on an episode of Superstars, I was hype because it came with a 14k gold slammer and I loved having fancy ass slammers. My favorite had an actual scorpion cast in acrylic with a bright neon green base.
>>16087475>IT'S THE STINGER!
Mean people are trans.
>>16087535KWAHB (Kek what a healthy beverage)
>>16087535The Jericho ads were the worst, especially the one where he took a Fozzy song and switched the lyrics to be about energy drinks.
>>16087535>>16087552>enraged raspberry>sinful citrus>pounding punchthis was targeted to CHADS. exclusively
>>16087535why did he wear a literal chain?
>>16087582why does anyone wear a chain? what purpose does it serve?
>>16087570It actually was, energy drinks were first marketed as work out supplements in the US, along with gas station caffeine pills. They used to value the health benefits of them over actual flavor though and pumped them full of nasty shit like yerba matte, guarana, ginseng, etc. so they all tasted like shit till the soda companies got their hands in it and shit like Monster and Full Throttle showed up.
>>16084926>comic sans
>>16087582>why did he wear a literal chain?
>>16087639>>16084926E trannies... we lost...
>>16084934Fraid not, this was a one-time product made 26 years ago that was swiftly cancelled due to almost zero sales.
>>16084943Nah they are called 'Trim'. I'd know.
>>16087662Dogs in Yards are typically chained up, yes. unless his owner is irresponsible.
>>16085088>Official WWF Shampoo>Made in Canada
>>16088503Each bottle contains Bret Hart's bitter tears straight from the source
>>16087688This implies his name is Junk, Yard Dog.
>>16087662
I use condoms but I cut holes in em cause I'm hardcore!
I have to use Magnums but I'm angry they don't have ribbed Mags 4 her pleasure
>>16089525she probably hasn't had an impure thought yet. she's so sweet and wholesome.
>>16089531She likes boys even though she's never had her first kiss
>>16087393
>>16089531You sure about that?
>>16087638Are you stupid or something
>>16084926>pull off penisWhat did the mean by this? E-chads were we the OG trannies all along???!
>>16088546or maybe it implies that he is a dog from the junk yard you midwit.
>>16084934>Proof that E-Chad's have sex>Condom from the 90s never used and still in packagingKek
>>16087535>>16087552Stacker 2 ads, soul….
>>16090026Is it >>16090063Or is it a different
>>16089525skirt is far too short for a lady of her age
>>16090078The iconic Sting line, "Ughhh..."
>>16089072no amount of latex can contain my beefcake
>>16087638lol energy drinks were never healthy, caffeine in small doses isn't even healthy let alone in stupid high doses. all that other herbal shit they include trace amounts of is snake oil at best and toxic at worst.
>>16085088Never use shampoo as lube, son. It’ll dry out your nutsack to ridiculous levels.
