ROMAN REIGNS RETURNS:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohX1TvbhdJQNEW Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkULast Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-Cwsqji_c
>Roman Reigns ReturnsSomeone post the collage
Gotta wait for jannfor new Raw look.
Johnny Garganonwill be on toniyht Inam.hearing.KZk
>>16090548No matches announced, just Roman returns AGAIN
TONIGHThttps://youtu.be/QLHZbXuqfa4(I have yet to watch a single match from them)
>>16090662How the fuck did Tony Khan fumble the greatest tag team of the 2000s?
>>16090667>WWE makes its best signing in years>AEW AEW AEW THIS IS ALL ABOUT AEWkek at least they're not pretending they care about tag wrestling. Maybe if you're really lucky the Smackdown Tag Champs will get a SECOND "PLE" match this year.
>>16090692Damn so you admit Tony really did drop the ball on this one, you love to see it
>>16090548cant wait
>>16090667Kek remember when he brought them in as Jey Lethal's stooges?
>>16090569
>>16090698It'll be really funny if they still have more AEW PPV appearances than WWE by EOY. "if" lol>>16090713ty anon
bbdwtos
>>16090723There's only two more PPVs this year lil' bro, nice try
>>16090587I think heyman is back tonight also
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>>16090569>>16090713They wouldn't do this if the Needle mover being advertised didn't affect ratings
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Cultivator of Class. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainment. The Favorite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Height of Heroism. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Nobodies. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanillas. The Waster of the Weak. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots.The Undisputed WWE Universal ChampionThe 3-Time WWE ChampionThe 2-Time Universal ChampionThe 1-Time WWE World Heavyweight ChampionThe 1-Time Intercontinental ChampionThe 1-Time United States ChampionThe 1-Time Tag Team ChampionWinner of the Royal RumbleThe Grand Slam ChampionThe Triple Crown ChampionTHE INDOMITUS REXTHE TERROR THAT RISESTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE BIG DOG OF THE YARDTHE MUSCLE OF THE SHIELDTHE HEAD OF THE TABLETHE CHIEFTAIN OF THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYTHE FOUR-MILLION VIEWER MANTHE MOVER OF NEEDLESTHE TRIBAL CHIEFENTER GODMAN REIGNS
>>16090862
>>16090713lmao who is even collecting these? They should make one for Punk
based romans show, he mogs cody
>>16090862BASED
>>16090548rapshit is so soulless compared to rockshit, specifically To Be Loved....
I'm sorry but this dude completely mogs Cody. I thought he was overrated and would flop but he's the best champion in the company right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12jvlrCdSu4
Are they gonna have to censor the MCMG name?
>>16091111CINEMA
>>16090548
>romanjeet has been spamming the gamerhread non-stop seriously, aren't you embarrassed? I know this website is "anonymous". But you must feel a bit a shame at least. Right?
>>16091111>skull/nightmareHe wants to be like stone cold>America He wants to be like Hogan >Gives merch to kidsHe wants to be like CenaKek what an unoriginal bitch
>>16090713why would you paste the image twice on top of one another?
>>16090548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1YO8VOwY0
>>16092513when the women's division was used properly
>>16090662>I have yet to watch a single match from themThey were the absolute peak indie-guy tag team. Like, they had a lot of spot monkey X-division bullshit in so many of their matches, but they were the best at it.
hogcord melting down in progress
>>16092563Melting down is the default state for the hogcord.
>>16090662Bro they are like 60 and washed. Like I am glad to see them getting work at their age, and I will probably pop for nostalgia, but I am absolutely flabbergasted Tony didn't massively over pay for them considering how broken down Shelley and Sabin are.I mean I could totally see Tony signing them just to break them up and forcing NJPW to break up the Jet Setters and team up Shelley and Kushida
>>16092713i loved the guns back in TNA but i dont know why companies sign these workrate guys when theyre too old to do all their fast shit anymore. reminds me of modern rvd where hes just a slow shit version of old rvd but still gets work. i expect that at indie shit like aew for the nostalgia pop but i doubt most wwe fans even know who they are
>>16091111ive never liked it when guys come out in masks but dont wrestle in themwhats the point, we know who you are and it doesnt make you any cooler because youre just taking it off 30s after putting it on backstage
>>16092747Imagining Cody wrestling with his huge helmet is pretty funny, but when it comes to what you mentioned Andrade is the worst for me cause I think his stuff is cool.
>>16092784psychosis did it tooand mantaur but i didnt watch back thenmany such cases
>>16092784in shoot why would you take it off? it just makes it so they cant punch you without breaking their own handinfact why doesnt everyone wear a mask to the ring, kane did so it must be legal
>>16092795cody starts wearing his helmet in the ring and makes a diving headbutt his finish, fuck yeah
>>16090548NXT Level Up>Malik Blade vs. Tavion Heights>Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe vs. Niko Vance and Harlem Lewis>Layla Diggs vs. Lainey Reid
>>16092878why does every womens wrestler in nxt have a porn name?do they pick them themselves or are they given them
Wish Vince had a podcast or something. I’d really like to hear what he thinks of the current WWE product. What he thinks of Roman finally being a good face. I heard he likes Darby but that could have been bullshit.
>>16090548https://x.com/WWE/status/1847377119917265278Roman vs. Solo tonight
>>16092909Damn son that feels like it should be a Saudi match or something
>>16092713From all we know, they were supposed to go to NXT instead and probably play a role like the Good Brothers, stay at home receiving paychecks, put over new talent every once in a while and train NXT talentI wouldn't be surprised if they were still "officially" in Smackdown but appeared mostly in NXT in the next 6 months or so
>>16092909no they're just gonna talk to each other
>>16090548So what is the Over/Under on MCMGs getting a good Deft Rebel theme tonight?
Will my beautiful white wife Bayley be there tonight??
>>16092909>Roman>working a tv match ever again
>>16093138kek what an unrelenting draw
https://x.com/FightOwensFight/status/1847380854852743601
>>16093332Kek why did he @ Stephanie McMahon?
>>16093332>filming in his carsuch a superstar..
>>16093346hes drunk
>>16093332Is HHH really going to put the title on fatass?
>>16090548https://x.com/wwe/status/1847398946949193757
>>16090548>>16090662https://x.com/WWE/status/1847398946949193757MOTOR CITY vs, A Town Down Under vs. Los Garza triple threatDIY vs. Street Profits vs. Pretty Deadly
>>16093459If you don't use Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAknRnQoTaw
>>16090548Shit show
>>16093459damn they're small
>>16093459holy shit they are small
>>16093487Yeah but Aldis is also like 6'4
>>16093459What's so "Motor" about them?
lets finna goooooooo
>>16093371He pedigree'd Seff and had Owens pin him to get a vacated Universal title, anon.
Jimmy>>> jeyAgreed?
>>16093459Smackdown tag division mogging Raws
Is it finally our night bros or are we doomed?
>>16092878>Niko Vance and Harlem Lewis Cool, I have no idea who these two are even as NXT regular. Gotta check this out
NO YEET, YEAH!
>>16093472The top comment is seething about them spoiling the surprise KEK
>>16092878>back to 3 matches tonight.Based. Now, if it would just start at 10 again.
https://x.com/GraysonWWE/status/1847401250892951769
>>16093929
its funny how wwe has the actual mcmg now when they already had temu mcmg in diy
>>16092878malik blade vs tavion heights is gonna be an actual sleeper
I'M A COWBOYS NOWYEAH
>>16093929Literally /ourguy/
>>16090548I’m gay
>>16093459Pretty Deadly feud might be dimes
>>16094015Copying Tiffyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtoMp1pnsF8YEAH
>>16094015this dude constantly changing looks. very woman coded
>>16091111He looks like an idiot with that mask
>>16093900
>>16093459
>LA KNIGHT>MCMG>AJ STYLES>NICK ALDIS>CHEALSEA GREENWelcome to Friday Night Impact
>>16094091produced by petey williams and abyss
Is tonight prerecorded? I'm in the UK and I ain't staying up to watch low effort slop.
>>16094146naw m8 it be live innit
MOTOR CITY
How did NASCAR become popular? Seems boring af.
>>16094201Money laundering scheme
>>16094201It's a Southern thang
>>16093990Tavion about to send Malik back to the motherland
>only 300 people watching on youtubekwab
Even the Mexicans in Nascar are white
>>16094201WWE effect.
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!Red alert, try and shine a light downOn the front lines of my mind nowBiding my time on the high groundBlinded but I'm still alive, shout "Oh"They said we're lucky to have got this farAnd that it's not worth fighting forThe words are written on the wallCome on and fight back, we're starting over againWe'll take it right back from the ones we're againstIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last standTake a chance now, and draw a line in the sandIt's in our hands now, no living with regretIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last stand
watching cars drive around in circles is even dumber than watching men fake punch each other
>>16094228WE GOT HIM
>>16093893TONIGHT'S THE NIGHThttps://streamable.com/ztczi0
https://shop.wwe.com/en/mens-black-motor-city-machine-guns-rapid-fire-rock-n-roll-t-shirt/p-574490651837401651+z-8-1727556077
>>16094201NASCAR has always had its crowd. What you've been seeing lately is a re-branding attempt to make it bigger.
Remember 911
God damn this theme song still sucks ass
>Saudi dicksucking championship gets boosLmao
>>16094228they just said this nigga is the fastest fr
>>16094234(you)
>>16094201The appeal was always waiting for someone to crash and die. Shits boring now
MCMG finally getting their pay check, good for them, and maybe they could make it into the WWE’s hall of fame, they ARE good enough
AAAAAAAAAHHHHI WANNA EAT THE PEPPER NECKLACE!!!
>>16094253How do they know how the culprits are? I imagine there was no evidence left.
>>16094240>https://streamable.com/ztczi0MR WORLDWIDE!
JEET JEET JEET JEET
>>16094258Boos? That's called a pop my friend. This bloodline angle is so fucking lame.
KEK BASED AND GIGA DIMES
>>16094271Airport cameras, tickets purchase ect
Is this physique appropriate for WWE
nu bloodline > old bloodline
>>16094258Just goes to show, people only care about the Middle East when it's a regime saying women can't drive, and not the US and NATO bombing and starving children to death.
GET OUT MAH YEET, YEET!
Dimes
This nigger announcer needs to die
My tribal chief is solo
so is Jimmy costing Jey the IC match against Bron next week? their probably gonna force Jey to help
YEAH WE TAKIN IT ALL
>>16094271The FBI already had a good idea of an imminent attack, but the reports were ignored by White House officials.
Is Cole going back to Raw or did they just fuck him again?
Special Assignment?
>>16094270JUST IMAGINE THE TASTE WITH TORTILLAS AND SOUR CREAM!
>>16094291Well you see CERTAIN countries are allowed to do what they like since they have the strongest intelligence agency in the world that holds every major politician hostage with compromat
I'm so sick of the Bloodline storyline
>Buying an Over The Counter t-shirt
Is it true cena buried wade?
>>16094308he's at the mets game lol
>>16094291mudslimes aren't human
NUCLEAR HEAT
WADE BACK ON SMACKDOWN SMACKGODS WE FUCKING WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Is this episode typed?
one of our clients got hacked this afternoon and I had to spend several hours dealing with it. almost missed smackdown bros... but I made it!
Roman's nothing without Heyman. His face run was perfectly setup with the table spot and he blew it by being a charisma vacuum as a good guy.
will Roman make his appearance during this promo, or will they drag it out til the end?
I LOVE YOU SOLO1
solo is pure dimes
>>16094321Proof?
>>16094318Big Dog? More liek Big Pharma amiriet?
I for one acknowledge my tribal chief Solo Sikoa
>>16094321Well, that solves that mystery.
women shouldn't be allowed at wrestling shows, it's gonna get worse after netflix
>>16094332it was probably Solo's bitch ass
>>16094343This is that same coalburner phenotype that gets spammed in AEW threads
I know he's a heel, but Solo needs more than being a lesser version of Reigns. It's embarrassing.
not buying anything solo says he's such a jobber
I LOVE YOU, MY TRIBAL CHIEFI LOVE YOU, SOLO
>>16094355it was a Russian gimmick heel faction
NO YEET
WHITE HOT
I LOVE YOU SOLO
YEET
>>16094358that girl has never even seen a bbc
>>16094361>>16094362congrats on getting the character
YEET!
>>16094358>coalburnerSeek help
IT'S JUST ME UCE
>>16094372
JUST ME UCE
JUST ME UCEDAY ONE ISH
I hate women so much
YEEET
HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE
J O EITS JUST ME UCE
>that one girl screaming her lungs off
NUCLEAR POP
solo is absolutely killing it
WHAT IS HE DOING HERESOMEONE EXPLAIN ME
dem snowbunnies love jey
>Jey joins the new bloodline
the modern jeff hardy
>>16094343the filter warping on her is funny
>>16094377his character is supposed to not get me invested into a story ?fucking yeet merchant coconigger shit
WHERE BRON BREAKER THIS JEETMERCHANT NEEDS TO GET SPEARED
>>16094381M8 look at herThere's literally 0% chance that she hasn't.
>bloodline getting yeeted on
WOMAN CUMMING INSTANTLY
THIS IS A NO YEET ZONE
>>16090662someone once told me that alex shelley basically invented the modern indie/flippy wrestler, but i've also heard that about a few other guys too.
Nice brand split you got there, Uncle Paul.
Jey Uso is a 1 man walking concert
>>16094039You look like an idiot with that face of yours
>>16094377Why is a jobber main eventing PPVs?Also, why is Jey Uso so over?
disgusting fat women
How is he so popular?
>>16094422
>lil broBASED
if someone told you Jey Uso would be the most over babyface in the company someday would you believe them?
JEY USO HEEL TURN?¡
>>16094426troons always pop this one out like anyone cares
why is jey already winded? he's been hanging out with punk too much
>>16094271Remember when they found one of the hijacker's passports KWAB
>>16094439literally the most over wrestler in decades
how the fuck is he the modern day jeff hardy when he's 1/1000th of a wrestler ???
Why is Solo's last name not Uso?
Why are there so many tiktok sluts there?
bro absolutely sucks on the mic
UCE TO UCE
>already gassed out from his entrance...Yeet-bros...
>>16094447Solo Solo, call him Solo for short
Why does jey sound more out of breath doing promos than he does in matches actually wrestling lol
>>16094450so did jeff hardy
>>16094447He made he’s own bloodline
Why is Jay wearing tranny colors? is it a visual plea?
>>16094439He's not over, the catchphrase, the theme, the taunt and the entrance are over.
Jey needed the chip for this moment
Jey Uso:>Mid ring skills>Weak af on mic>ShortWhy is he so over?
>>16094463so you feel seen
Love how Fatu is slowly losing his shit and going insane
>jey is ic champ, prob on his way to WHC/WWE champ>solo gets roman's spot as main SD heelinb4 Jimmy wins the cuck US title as a consolation prize.
>>16094447ever heard of a cadet branch faggot
Does Jey even know the tongans and Jacob
>>16094473Fatu is the only real nigga in that ring
>>16094470Stupid catchphrase just like Joe hendry
>You're the one who's in, Solo--insane.
>>16094463So the Twitter troons get off his case
Solo already better at promos than Jey
solo is the most kino character in wwe
>>16094481Jacob, at least somewhat, for sure.
>>16094470>given a good entrance>given a catchphrase that's popular with the children>sami zayn gave him a character, along with jimmyHe still sucks though.
fatu and loa bros are so much better alone SOLO IS DOGSHIT
POP
LOVE YOU SOLO
I guess this is to set up the nu-bloodline costing jey the title match on monday
Jey putting the nigger in coconut nigger
FUCK HIM JACOB
>>16094487SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
>Why'd you have to go get our cousins, if you're trying to unite the family?!>I don't even like those fags!
yeet.
>>16094483don't you get how Dimes worker this dude is
FUCK EM UP YEETMAN
Don't fuck with Jacob!
>>16094491This and don’t forget jimmy
>We don't fuck with the ghetto part of the family Uce
kek BASED yeetman
>>16094500I want to watch him destroy niggas.
>>16094476No
Bloodline too scared to attack the yeet man
what in the fuck was that schizo promo from jey
>>16094500kek, i want him to say that line
>>16094506as carmelo hayes would say: put the fries in the bag bro
>>16094516>Listen Uce, it an't right, you trying to divide the family by bringing in the whole family...
Graves and Wade are dimes
so is jacob like a violent schizophrenic in kayfabe
complete nothing promo
Stop trying to make DiY a thing HHH
easy 20 min time waster
>>16094523He had to walk from the rafters and was out of breath
how based would it be if PD went overthey brought wade in just for this moment
Alphas wear the belt around their waist. Carrying the belt on your shoulder is jobber territory.
Smackdown is so fucking unwatchable holy shit
So right now JEY USO is stronger than THE ROCK, ROMAN REINGS and SOLO SIKOA combined?Who can stop the YEET man?
The tag division is dire
>>16094523Solo usurped the chiefdom without earning it, and alienated every member of the family previously. He's also pissed that Solo brought in black sheep among the family that were kept out for a reason on top of it all. Essentially, Solo is breaking all the rules and created a schism.
so nu judgement day and nu bloodline are obviously going to join forces
>>16094533>>16094536
Pretty Deadly made a tiktok about the championship today so I think they are winning
>mark ruffalo is a wwe fanneat
>>16094548I like PD and street profits are fine
>>16094529I really hope Vinci is on tonight. Him and Pretty Deadly. The amount of sucking off those two would do on commentary would be great.
>WM next year is gonna be on 4/20
no bullshit or irony. do you like yeetman?
>>16094555trips of truth
>>16094516Solo should know. Their dad was a hood nigga who left and decided to Make A Difference.
>>16094528Tama is adopted. He's not related by blood.
FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND FIEND for the next six months
>6.99 footlongI remember when they were $5
omg iPhone 16??? no way!!! lemme go text all the white girls
>>16094565Yes
>>16094565i mean hes better than most. hes not my top 3 (logan drew gunther) but im still pretty impressed at his solo run this past year for the first time
>>16094572Anon, The Fiend is dead
>>16094574One of the best jingles in the history of that business
>>16094565out of all of the bloodline fatu and loa bros are the best old bloodline do the same move over and over again
>DiY with the jobber entranceNature is healing bros
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
>>16094574Gotta pay off the kids
>>16094529pdub complains about when it's heel v heel but 2 heel commentators is chill apaprently
Oh yeah, B-Fab still exists
>>16094565I think he's alright overall. He actually has personality in his promos and can put on good matches when he's got someone good leading him.
street profits have to be the most stale act in wwe
>>16094565>no bullshit or irony. do you like yeetman?I like him a lot but I wish he could talk better and was in better shape
>>16094589They got the real MCMG, they don't need the wish version anymore
DIY and PD with the jobber entrances
>DiY get the jobber entrance
This is the most dimeless group of shitters that I have ever seen.
YES BOY
>>16094593Both commentators teaming up and shitting on the faces is based
Did they skip pretty deadly or did I just miss it ?
>>16094565The entrance is cool, people look like they're having a ton of fun during it. That's all I can really say.
dawk just broke elton's neck
Why is Wade such a mark for Pretty Deadly kek
>>16094593Graves floats between heel and face commentator depending who he's with.
>>16094610Skipped
NEXT>>16094611>>16094611>>16094611
>>16094592what happened to this guy?
>>16094615They're also brits like him
>>16094565Nope, nigga is a drag to watch, his promos are weak, and his entrance while catchy does not make up for these.
>>16094615British and heel commentator. Also Pretty Deadly are pretty based.
>>16094615Pretty Deadly is from NXT UK
>>16094618ah, so Street profits for the win I guess.
glad Hunter stopped trying to push Gargano as a singles act, i think Ciampa was better suited for it
Wheatley, so good I drink it queerly!
>DIYmeless
How did the women's division get so shit on one side?Raw - basedSD -dimeless
>>16090713lol the state of wresling its one of those things were its too big to fail like joe rogan even if it becomes utter shit
>>16094553cringe balding man child
>>16090838>Needleser>>16090862You forgot:>Record Low Ratings
>>16090746>doesn't expect the hot new signing to get on PPV before year's endgrim>>16092713>signing them just to break them upTK isn't Vince.
