Previous:>>16094611>Knucklehead (2010) Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHD7kK6nkFA
Cody is such a nerd
>jakara jackson is from albuquerque, new mexicokinda weird. not a lot of black people there.
Kel what a knucklehead
this promo is going to fix Cornette's erectile dysfunction
Who's the butler dude
owens is going to steal that belt and sell it for its weight in whoppers
gotta love the Bockmeister
The African American Nightmare, Cody Raheem Rhodes
Is that Agent 47?
>>16095134That ugly belt has American blood all over it! Remember 911
>goldberg vs stone coldThis is the actual dream match fans wanted at the time, btw, not Sting vs Taker.
I wish this was LA Knight vs Jey instead. the real champions
>>16095134my knees look like that
why do they keep emphasizing there will be a definitive winner?
I'd pound jakara's caramel brown ass and blow a load on her sweet belly
>I'm not?Great delivery Codester
Such an Ugly ass belt
>>16095156kek
>>16095152He's the guard for the belt, it's legitimately worth over $5,000,000 in diamonds alone
>one of the most beautifully designed title belts in the history of our sportironic shitposting is still shitposting
>cody said "pr*fessional wr*stling"HUNTER MELTING DOWN
its not beautiful, its guady
>>16095170Do you think he's armed?
>>16095170What the fuck
i like the belt
It kinda has the same design as the AEW Women's Championship
BASED CODESTER
the belt would look nicer if they added some purple in it too, like the crown jewel logo has.
bianca lookin cute too
>>16095170yup, no one is allowed to touch it
NOBODY GIVES A FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>16095165This special was very cool
>>16095181Saudi oil princes have lots of money
>me playing hitman 3
>"ORDER YOUR'S NOW, JUST 499$ CALL NOW ON THE NUMBER ON THE SCREEN"
the real million dollar title
I shoot like the belt design.Yeah, it's ostentatious, but that's perfect for a title that's not being carried every week. It's more like a trophy than the other belts.
i like that the belt is fucking gigantic
>>16095170they're fake bro
holy crap codys promos are nothing burgers
He's gonna lose it in a Le Dusty Finish, rite?
>>16095155VERY funny that he comes out right after The Lash matchHe doesn't bother trying to hide what he's doing anymore..
Codeh might as well write a song for his daughter at this point
Where's KO
>>16095188Jade's outfit got me going
Remember that one promo in AEW when he said his mulatto child ended racism?
>>16095170...Anon, all of that shit is fake.
It's shiny as fuck and incredibly based
>>16095208eating
>>16095204that girl instantly hit puberty
That belt is 1/5 the cost of what CW payed for NXT btw
>>16095203KO is gonna fuck it up for him
>>16095194He didn't take his eyes off the belt that entire promo. Is he really a guard for it?
>>16095182where did he go finnerbros..
where the fuck is THE WRESTLING HOLY SHIT
What a shit promo
>cody gives a big promo talking up how good of a champion he is when he knows bianca, jade, lash and jakara are all listening
>>16095165Reminds me of the South Park Korn episodeFuck I love that one>"Korn powers activate!"
>>16095212No, I've never watched the tranny rodeo.
>>16095200ok try to grab it
>>16095191 It's the one that really sold me on the group at the time. Laughed my ass off at it.
Make the sideplates a little smaller and give it a red color instead of green and it would be a way way way better WWE title than we have now
>>16095188holy bout to shizzootola
>tfw gunther is going to go over cody
Bald dude in the back was dimes
based codeman phoning it in to btfo the saudis
>>16095187I agree. I was actually just thinking that it needed some purple.
>>16095194kek
>>16095209Nigga really is an Isekai character
>dusty shirtBased fat ass
i'm not a fan of owens but him going crazy and assaulting cody and randy is actually over with me, if he keeps this up i might become a fan
>Goldberg vs AustinWould either be gigadimes or Goldslop
>>16095134NXT Level Up>Malik Blade vs. Tavion Heights>Tyson Dupont and Tyriek Igwe vs. Niko Vance and Harlem Lewis>Layla Diggs vs. Lainey Reid
Jesus has it really been a decade for fatboy and the human swastika?
>>16095223We don't use that word here
>>16095194Blood Money is still a better game even after all these years, but ydy
Someone get Owen’s some abilify
>>16095179Wouldn't be shocked>>16095200>>16095214We're talking about Saudi dude, you can buy diamonds and gold bars in the shopping mall
Wait is this the Brooks Jensen plot from NXT? Owens goes insane and making social media promos?
>>16095249Yeah he signed in the spring or summer of 2014
I still remember owens powerbombing sami on the apron after sami won the nxt title
promo's unironically good
>>16095248Holy shit each match has literal WHO'S
>>16095216>he’s doing a wendys krabby patty meal review in his car
I miss my wife.
>Dude I loved you
>story is autistic KO thinking his one friend turned on him with randykind of kino honestly considering all those segments of him trying to get randy to be his buddy leading up to mania this year
>I thought what we had was different>I lov-What the fuck lmao
>>16095256Not quite. This is directed schizo behavior, like Drew's. Jensen was just an alcoholic loose canon.
>>16095227Gotta love him.Ya just gotta
>>16095256KO has to enter his drunk rampage arc
>Kevin Owens
KEVIN STEEN IS ALL ELITE
>>16095254>We're talking about Saudi dude, you can buy diamonds and gold bars in the shopping mallYeah, there are a lot of places like in the world, and you can literally buy gold bars at Costco in the U.S. That doesn't change the fact that all of the gems on the title belts are fake, not just that one, but all of them. The belts are still relatively expensive, but you're talking about tens of thousands, not millions.
GAY RANDY IS BACK
OK seriously where the fuck is Knight
the pajeet site I get my streams from recently started using vk instead of dailymotion and I fucking hate it
>>16095249Yeah 2014-15 is when all the redditor faggots were creaming their panties for NXT because muh Uncle Paul was the booker
d...did KO forget to say no homo??????????
>WELCOME TO KEVIN OWENS BLOG POST! TAKE YOUR TIME KEVIN! NO RUSH!
>>16095248Worth watching for Tavion.
Is Randy bloatmaxxing
>>16095248Who is the Kween and what is her @?
Randy's gonna fucking punt Triple H
Aldis only answers to God.
These Detroit niggas better be good
Time for MCMG?
>I thought what we had was different >I lo->You broke my hea-
BEY BLADES DOWNSHOUT IT OUT LOUD
KO seems to be about to embark on a drew-type arc, that sort of "justified heel" where, no matter how bad their behavior is, at the bottom of it all, they have a legitimate grievance
>Eddie denying the match
Based Christ follower Aldis
>Orton/Rock at Crown Jeweltake it or leave it?
>>16095301TOP KEK
>>16095301>EddieAnon...
poor Austin Theory is being held down by this Waller fellow
>>16095291https://www.instagram.com/layladiggsteam/?hl=en
ong these 2 dudes are a couple of dimeless faggots frfr
bro on the left has a real simian face
randy is gonna rko god like its the end of a jrpg
>randy in about 5 minutes
>>16095299What is his legitimate grievance?
MOTOR CITY
>This was supposed to be Lucha Bros debut
>>16095299Best supervillains stories are made of this
>another triple snoozer match
>>16095319theyre going to raw to join the bean vortex
>>16095301I thought the same thing, especially after he gave that little smirk, like he thought it too.
>>16095316randy ate the stray fries out of their mcdonald's bag and when they would go over bumps in the road he would intentionally shake the bag a little harder to make more fall out
Hunter please... put me on the show
This is the best indie tag team of all time?
>>16095329MISS YOU GOAT
NO FLEX
I'm old enough to remember when Alex Shelley was a paparazzi
MOTOR CITAAAAYYYYY
>>16095330holy NOSE!
NO FLEXZONENO FLEXZONETHEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BETTATHEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BETTA
>>16095316Cody trusting Roman, the man who has repeatedly fucked them all over multiple times, on top of holding the belt for over 3 years
>>16095299Nah, Punk is an asshole and helped escalate the vendetta. Cody is a pure babyface and gives people second chances, which Owens can't handle.
>>16095293>>16095303He’s a Protestant whore
>side effects for the medication: suicidal thoughtsHow does this shit even get passed?
I miss Alex Shelley's and AK Styles' old haircuts
I'm scared to hear the MCMG theme
Can this fuckhead finally pay attention to Flex Day at the gym and punch his retarded unsportsmanlike daughter in the mouth?
>>16095330Shoot thought that was Spock on the left
>>16095329Where are all of those "Let it play out" retards now?
>>16095343That's not a legitimate reason to ambush both Cody and Randy.
>>16095352the people opposed to it just ended up killing themselves
No flex zone no flex zone they know better they know better No flex zone no flex zone they know better they know better No flex zone no flex zone they know better they know better
FUCKING NO FLEX BRAINWASHING! GET OUT OF MY HEAD I WONT EAT TIDE PODS TO EMBRACE LIFE AND LET GO
>>16095352Because, like, two in a thousand people experienced that during trials and they legally have to include that.This fucking joke has been stale for thirty years.
>>16095329he wouldn't ask HHH to do this. HHH is the one that booked him like a joke. HHH's bosses were shoot mad at him for doing that. he'll be out for a little while longer before they try to reboot him.
>>16095353Based TNA wizard
>>16095352its probably a 1 in 1 million side effect that they put there for legal reasons
Damn just checked tiktokThey are popping for YEET man on SD
NO FLEXZOOOOONE
>>16095368holy fucking schizophrenic headcanon
>mod has a patch>the two mods still have multiple conflicts and the author gives zero load order guidance beyond "use LOOT"
>no pop for MCMG
>>16095309Thank you brother, another fine addition to my Kween Kollection..
>>16095336>that meeting between Dr. Nash and Sanjay where he accuses him of being on the juice
based theory burying these wetbacks
Boo not the kink theme
why aren't the crowd raising their fists?
When's Kevin Nash coming to manage these two.
>>16095330>indie
MCMGTONY KWAB ON SUICIDE WATCH
Oh hey its the people who were 100% confirmed going to AEW
literally who
>no pop
>>16095386I don't know who MCMG is and a lot of people probably don't either
who deez niggaz is?
Wow that theme is lame as fuck
>>16095362It's a legit reason to Owens, which is enough to justify his actions in his mind
elektra SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is the long haired one the Michaels? He looks like it
I have no idea who these guys are.
>monster popDamn they went straight to the big leagues bros!
>>16095402Third best tag team TNA ever had.One and two were AMW and Beer Money.
What a shit theme
>>16095405When Def Rebel is replaced they should be thrown out of a helicopter for their crimes against music.
WWE poaching more TNA talent lmao
>>16095405One of the better def rebel themes
Which one is which
How long before edrones turn on these midgets?
>no pop>nothing It hurts old owl bros....
what a gay theme
HAIL SABIN
Shelley still looks the sameSabin looks like a high school substitute teacher
I've had a crush on Alex Shelley for many years.
Holy shit that missed kick
If you don't know these dudes, you are a fucking zoomer
>>16095387Oh wait here's her official onehttps://www.instagram.com/layladiggswwe/
>>16095405Couldn't they have found a better Burnout game theme for these two?
hey it's young Daniel Bryan wtf
Feels so fucking bizarre to see Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley on Smackdown..
Kek we got a bunch of trannies hate watching ITT
that is one of the gayest intros to a theme ever. FISTS UPkek
>>16095410its debatable, both are pretty good. short hair was tna champion
so these guys are patient zero for tranny flipwhy are they in WWE and not AEW?
All these stupid E Drones ITT who don't know the MAGA Guns.
Grab AEW talent. No pop.
I think Waller was a TNA fan so this must be cool for him
im so happy for them bros
>>16095439It's so strange
If Shelley was younger he would be the next wwe heartthrob
>>16095448these guys are from aew?
>>16095445Both were TNA champion
>>16095445They both were TNA champion
kek you can tell where seff got his mannerisms from
They can get over if they do some crazy shit>Main Roster where nobody gets to have funNevermind,.they are fucked
that's kushida's partner
another ad breakjesus christ modern wrestling is hard to watch
The future of smackdown?These manlets are 40 plus!Fuck these guys took too damn long to get WWEThis would have been cooler 10 or 20 years ago!
I just don't care. Based Ducks in the lead tho
>>16095410they’re both michaels in different ways depending how you look at them>>16095454me too brother
its crazy how diy and seth stole literally everything from the mcmg
>>16095463both of them
>>16095458No, TNA originals, been around for 20 years
>>16095463Who the fuck is kushida?
>>16095436For me it's Burnout Revenge on the Pee Ess Toooo
So these motor shitty mashitguys are just older 5'10 DIY? Pretty sure Graves said shitty tag matches are their fault.
>>16095430Based Cora
I never hear about this guys before.I hope they enjoy the ride. Welcome to the big leagues
>troons hatewatch smackdown talking shit about mcmg>mcmg which betrayed aew lmaogood to see you faggots here too homos
The unfortunate thing about the machine guns is there was never a perfect time for them to come to WWE. They’re here now and the crowd is not super impressed because they’re older and slower and everything they can do has been done in a grander way by younger people that came after them. However, if they came earlier like 10 or 15 years ago, when they were actually innovating, then they would’ve been booked to shit if booked at all. They were great rustlers, but when they were, they wouldn’t have gotten a chance and now they’re just OK wrestlers being presented as great innovators which they can no longer be. It’s very unfortunate. But checks cash no matter what good for them.
>>16095443kek Waller with the bantz
>>16095459>>16095460that shit aint count
>>16095479wtf they made my favorite racer into a tranny meme game
>>16095476Sweet Jesus the man was so hyped up when he signed eith WWE and now he's literally>I am forgotten
based
I remember when MCMG started. Not trying to be a fag. But they literally changed the game.
>>16095488Cope more retard
>>16095491forgotten in njpw rn too lmao
>>16095485For what it's worth, I already like them more than DIY
>>16095476 A jap midget who thought it was a bright idea to dress up as Marty McFly from Back to the future movie
>>16095480Way more wrestlers than just DIY bit their style
These guys are tiny, even the mexicans tower over them
>>16095492
>>16095491Maybe he could come back someday. I think he only left because he didn't like being part of 2.0
>>16095486Waller's always been great online.
>>16095491Maybe he should have come up with a better gimmick than "watched Back to the Future once"
>>16095459Being TNA Champion has the same legitimacy as being your local alley's bowling champion
>>16095498DIY are just them with less cool moves so yeah
>>16095485It's like if the Steiners were still together and stayed in Japan and never went to WCW and then got signed by the WWE in the mid 2000s. Same feel.
>>16095501Not a good style to bite.
>>16095499>A japOh, they suck.
>>16095476>he doesnt know kushida
These guys are really AEW like. I dont like em
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAOREF HIT 3 TIMES
>>16095458besides showing up for a one off ppv match, no>>16095474sabin teamed with him too? i thought only shelley did>>16095491such is the way of the njpw hire
>>16095491If someone wants to be remembered they should do something memorable.
>>16095495suck my dick
>motorcityThey look average
that was a really stupid spot, looked like shit
>>16095508Naw, that's being AEW champion
>>16095490Nah Smiling Friends is basedIt's the anti-Rick & Morty/tv/ only started hating it because Season 2 was a huge hit & they have to be contrarian at all times
Elektra in that sparkly dress and gloves are really working my dick
https://x.com/DrainBamager/status/1773150776170311731
>>16095492How does this GEEK get to go balls deep in a phat ass when he's saying cringe shit like this?
thought the tights read autism theory
>>16095410yes, that's shelley, he's the michaels
a town down under AND the spics are both mogging mcmg
>Beautiful splash!not quite
>>16095520>sabin teamed with him too? i thought only shelley didtagged for junior tag league and more recently they'd all team together as Time Machine
>>16095527>he watches Reddit Friends oof
Their match with DIY is going to be hilarious.
>botched their finish in their debut
>>16095531Samantha is probably some closeted weirdo too, just under a tight leash of WWE PR team, just like Rico used to be
>>16095479>>16095479TAKEDOWN 3
>>16095532thats a dimes gimmick, brother, an autistic heel who doesnt know he's a heel because he's such a spaz
>>16095492Naruto had maybe two or three good sequences but I wouldn't call them fights.DBZ had good fights.
>>16095493Imagine being so worked by 4chan you have to shield yourself while complimenting something so people don’t laugh at you.
holy shit for a second there Saxton looked like a black Mean Gene
Im sure Theory is extremely pissed from going to being the youngest USA Champion in the company in Vince's WWE to being jobber #38 in Triple's company, but Im sure at the end hes just happy to still have a job
ok how u kno
MCMG FOR LIFE!!
>>16095527it's nurick&morty
I just want Andrade to say THE WORD
>>16095550>I_understood_that_reference.jpg
Melo and Andrade backstage segments are dimes
>>16095530This guy has an old tweet that's aged like milk for everything
GLOWGLOWGLOWNNN
Why are these 2 shitters having a best of 7 series?
MCMG vs DIY is either going to be really good or really bad depending on their chemistry and if Hunter let them have enough time to do their spots
i love these based ethnics
Naomi's old AMAYZING theme was so much better
>>16095538Ah yes, it's reddit now because it got popular
>>16095556What word anon?
>>16095545literally eugene I think
>>16095561Because it's fucking dimes
Nick Aldis breaking up the fight is gay.Adam Pearce would have let them fight for another 2 minutes
carmelo always attacking people and nothing happens. KO vindicated
No Knight tonight, bros
>>16095552YJK he was Vince's last surrogate dick for fucking Janelle Grant
>>16095552Austin Theory is dimes and I feel he could be a true main eventer in a year or two if they built him right. Hell, he could do it in 6 months. The guy has everything but height (which is why he wears 4" platforms).
>>16095527>/tv/ only started hating it because Season 2 was a huge hit & they have to be contrarian at all timesThis.
>>16095570It’s not.
>>16095570Sure it is retard
IT'S TIME FOR THE BEST SAME EVENT EVER! ANDRADE V MELO ACTUALLY FIGHTING FOREVER! SEE YOU AT WM LAS VEGAS FOR MELO V ANDRADE PART 25!
>>16095550>troon insert is a Satanic demon queer Really gets the ol noggin joggin
is LA Knight gonna show up
What the fuck was that cutaway image for Naomi in the glowShe looked like Jim Carrey
NEXT>>16095583>>16095583>>16095583
WHERESROMAN
>>16095565must remind you of all your mother's boyfriends
>>16095581Use that schizobrain to explain to me the deep hidden meaning behind MojoJojo then
>>16095204she will never see a black penis
>>16095537Time Machine was in TNA around last year right? I vaguely remember that now that you mention it
>>16095188Shit jade should just keep her hair short it looks much better
>>16095260Worked me into a shoot. Followed by the squash title loss. Always liked kevin owens but I watched sami come so close so often and his whole title win and reign just seem as an excuse to build kevin owens at samis expense.All based decisions truthfully.
>>16095828>Always liked kevin owens You are gay and retarded I think!
>>16095134the best movie ever made
