Dangerously Cheesy Edition(The match we've all known about happened and /arrrrgirls/ got cheated by different set of Watermelon enthusiasts. Now the Sky Pirates will be headed to NXT to teach these 2 student-hoodrats a lesson on Tuesday night at 8pm ET only on the CW network(or whatever streaming site you use, we do not judge here) and will undoubtedly lead NXT to another victory over Tony's toybox. We will patiently await the next Sky Pirate adventure as we sail on towards next week!)Previous: >>16031092Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16097359Kairi is cool
>>16097359Kek the intro text gives me shades of Kabuki Kommunity Klub
>>16097359Love this seafaring goddess!
>>16097359Cheese so cute
>>16097359Cheese is a good boy
>shameless self-mark
>>16097384HOLY YUM. MORE SOFT, SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS KAIRI, PLEASE
>>16097384Fond memories of the Trailer Park Princess edition of /arrrr/
WHOA MAMA
>>16098326this pic made me go to the gym right now
>>16098488No force on this planet could get me into a gym. Unless it was Kairi's gym and she was actually there.
What u guys think is the most sexo outfit Kairi can get away with under Saudi rules?
>>16098741Well hello there
>>16098059A worthy collectable for any Kairichad's shelf. Her new figure looks a lot better; I reckon.
>>16098840maybe this but with her sides covered?
>>16098960
>>16098741>No force on this planet could get me into a gymget a clue lifting is awesome
Need to see Kairi toes.
>>16099128>pancakesoh we know
Cheese.
>>16099801He knows we all envy him
>>16099801this is definitely in the top 10 cutest kairi pics
>>16099801This picture is 100% irrefutable proof that Cheese is male.
Kairi and Jade tag team.
Holy fug board moving quick rn
>>16101145what happened this time?
>>16101289Maybe just a quick half an hour. At the time the thread was back at page 6 after just being bumped
fit kairi
>>16101145Stupid politics and the wheeled wonder having a meltdown over that Tony shoop thread
>>16101842>Tony shoop threadWhich?
>>16099801You can tell he doesn’t like her.
>>16102101The one where he's riding Hogwheels
>>16102100she looks like she's peeing here
>>16102462>私たちだ、うす
>what'll it be, cowboy?
>>16099095It's more the gym part I don't like. I can lift or do push-ups at home.
>>16102112Rare and (completely hairless from the neck down) Kairi
>>16102462ACKNOWLEDGE HER!
Bumping cutlass!
>>16103082around 1 minute upstairs, please
>>16101038best webm in the history of the internet
>>16104500Backwards cap Kairi = Dimes incarnate
>>16104734almost too cool
Kairi is hot
Good night Kairimaniacs
>>16105434Good night, fellow buccaneer
Turn up the music in the headphones, coz I'm in my zone, homes
>>16105777blessed lucky digits of Kairi appreciation
>>16102949She's so cute <3
Bumpu
Real life anime girl.
What does Kairi smell like as a pirate? What does she smell like as a Kabuki?
>>16107621Shit
>>16107766Enough about yourself
>>16108357Burger.
With lettuce.
>>16105777Appropriate trips when posting Kairi. IYKYK.
>>16109138And tomato's.
>>16107621Like gunpowder and the salty sea.
>>16111317Awesome
>>16109919Kairi has the best SPEAR in all of pro wrestling
>>16111846Brock keeps avoiding her
Post aesthetic Kairis please
>>16112437affirmative
>>16112437
>>16109466And some Onions.
>>16112733Who's that Hojomon?!?
>>16112733>>16112933SPOILER: It's Kairi
>>16107402it's like she's charging up a kamehameha
>>16098303why does she have a dude's body
>>16113511chopped up in the trunk?!?
>>16114140No, in the treasure chest
YO HOJO, AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
Kåîŕį Şæņɛ
if Kairi sailed up the river running through Paris, she'd be Kairi en Seine.
If Kairi go her ship on shore at Calais Beach she'd be Kairi sur la plage.
>>16098741Kairi goes to the gym sometimes to search for BWC
ARRRRRRRRRRR
kairi has a match tonightkairi and IYO vs liv and raquel
>>16116963We need this win
post cute pirate butt in leather!
Kairi experimented with a pop up ass attack
>>16117097
>>16117097Insane PANCAKE
Kairi and Iyo winning tomorrow right?
.
>>16097359
>>16118710Of course...our girls are going to Saudi. Only winners get to go to Saudi
GO HOMU
>>16120580kek...Kairi telling them busted-ass skanks where to go
>when you forgot to renew your N word pass
>I gotta learn Chinese
>>16121408CARLOS!!!
>>16120683How dare she loom over our girls like that. What a nasty woman.
>>16120580Based Kairi
>>16121408based Xia Li simp Carlito
>>16120580Kairi is sassy!~!!
>>16120683Kairi's facial reactions are so funny xDGets it.
This move is over with me, brother.
>>16124219Pop Up Pancake
The Kweenz are gonna get their comeuppance tonight.
Love this little trickster like you wouldn't believe!
That's all for now folks
Kairi looked DIMES in that match, BASED Shawn
>>16124782Yeah, made her look strong, double spear spot was cool
>>16122910kek what a grinning pirate
Hojo
Hear me out guys>Montage of Carlito learning Chinese>He approaches our girls with his best Chinese pick-up lines and works his charm>Our girls are enraged and call him a baka as they stomp him into dust>As Carlito lays in a daze on the ground he utters "not cool">Feud with Judgement Day intensifiesWould it be dimes?
>>16126382Or have him actually learn Japanese with the Sky Pirates as a recurring comedy segment and see his childlike wonder as he learns to write Katana and Hiragana
>>16126389Any scenario would be preferrable to Carlito being fired or having to have an on-screen romance with a mop.
>>16121408I cannot believe people are mad about that
>>16126382>Would it be dimes?You know it would be>>16126389Based Carlito should do sensitivity training and punitive Japanese lessons with the Sky Pirates...leading to his full-blown yellow fever and eventual betrayal of the Judgement Day gals.
>>16097359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTITFIGb88M
>>16127018
>>16127023'tis but a scratch. Our captain is pretty much invincible.
>>16126916Yea if anybody has the right to be mad it's us. /arrrr/ is pretty much the official Kairi fan-club. But we scurvy dogs appreciate the bantz. Because we are people that want to be cool. We love based Carlito here!
>>16126965>Based Carlito should do sensitivity training and punitive Japanese lessons with the Sky PiratesAnd each time he'd write symbols the wrong way they'd slap his hand with a ruler and berate him until he eventually becomes actually quite good at it.
>>16127018>>16127023>>16127044Kairi is as tough as she is cute. Very.
just came back from a 3 day ban, what did i miss?
DOUBLE KILL
>>161280143 days? You are in luck - the thread started more than 3 days ago so feel free to scroll through at your convenience. What were you banned for anon?
>>16128033>What were you banned for anon?owned the libs
>>16128187many such cases
>>16127552I need this sort of discipline from an Asian lady in my life
I gotta learn Chinese
Kairi
>>16126382>>16126389>>16126965>>16127552There's definitely an opportunity to make something good out the situation, either just show him genuinely trying to learn because he has the hots and then get btfo because he's stupid, or just have them beat him up backstage for giggles (intensifying his yellow fever), "damn, that was kinda cool"
>>16129176Trips should just send it and make a recurring comedy angle out of it. It'd 100% get over since everyone of them has the charisma to make it work
>>16128187Pretty based
HOJO with the MOJO
/arrrrr/girl told them.
>>16130973based
LET EM KNOW KAIRI
>>16131103I don’t get a change to watch a lot, but the looked pretty smooth her slipping that kind of strike. That a regular thing these days or just good stuff?
>>16132124honestly this match was way better than any Raw match for the past 5 months because for the first time ever she actually got a lot of offense in. the match quality overall was a lot better on NXT compared to main roster, it feels like the wrestlers are allowed to let loose
>>16131611Our lil' Alabama Slamma is so strong!
Shawn is based
>>16129384Absolutely - a My Fair Lady parody where our girls are thrilled to turn the uncultured gaijin Carlito into a bushido-practicing weeb.
>>16132339>>16133752Yea it seemed like Shawn told Kairi to cut loose and be a little stiff. Lash & Jakara are a similar size to Jade & Bianca... to think we could have been seeing matches like this all along...Shawn really is the best.
>>16130952>>16130973>>16131103>>16131478>>16131593>>16131611>>16131624>>16131797>>16131837best match they've had in a while - thanks for the webm's!
We love our Kairi, don't we folks?
>>16134476you know it!
>>16131103kairi vs lola where they just do this all match
Kaori
getting some lewd vibes from this advertising
>>16135043kek>I love and respect my captainbut...>Kabukkake Warrior vol. 115
>>16135294>Kabukkake WarriorKEK
>>16127044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SQYvzArsJA
Insane for Kairi Sane
>>16135976kek what a hardcore baddass
>>16129662actual anime girl
Sane
>>16133891very cute pic of Kairi
HOJODATE
Pirate
Built for Asuka
>>16138415nah that's me
/arrrrgirls/ smashed AEW in the ratings again
>>16138544Make sure to keep this thread safe because I feel a landslide incoming
>>16135043Ooof what were they thinking - surrounding our pure Kairi with 5 naked dudes lol
[Important News] Kairi a cute!
>>16139180Kairi is the COAT
Hoping our girls make an appearance on Smackdown to take their revenge upon this pair of dastardly miscreants.
>>16139390All 4 teams have been jumping each other during their matches on 3 different shows, they're 100% building to a 4 way title match
Merry early Christmas! You ARE preordering the super special premium KFC Christmas menu, right?
>>16139566Or maybe a 4-way number 1 contenders match? Liv and Raquel look to be entering the tag scene too.
>>16139566Until Chelsea and Piper got in to the mix it seemed like it was going to be a three way against both caramel queen teams. The question is will it main event one of the TV shows or be part of a PLE?
>>16139850Merry Christmas and a Happy Halloween!
>>16139872Piper and Chelsea were getting involved with Lash and Jakara's match with Jade and Bianca, and also worth noting... It's incredibly difficult, almost impossible, to get work visas for women in Saudi, >Wrestlers who do currently have work visas for Saudi include>Iyo>Kairi>Bianca>Jade>Piper>ChelseaAnd guess who's already confirmed for the Saudi shows, hint, hint....
>>16140022I'll never forgive SA for the way they welcomed back Kairi last time
>>16140313Yea that was a shit-show. Her return really should have been in front of the US crowd. It didn't help that she came out with an unfamiliar outfit and hairstyle.
>>16140372The outfit was kinda dimes but I agree
>>16138415I'm gonna pop so hard when she comes back
>>16140732What's her timeline anyways? Any chance she returns before the end of the year?
>>16140933I would imagine the Rumble is most likely
>>16140732Me too if ya know what I'm saying...
>>16141000I do believe I know what you are saying
>>16140983>asuka>charles>lexi>beckythe women's rumble has so many returns. combined with NXT blowing up this year and more TNA loans it is going to be a completely stacked rumble. this year's women's rumble was already better than the men's, and next year's men's rumble is basically guaranteed to be better, yet the women's rumble might mog it again.
>>16141209too bad its not on until February next year.Aren't they doing it over 2 nights this time as well
>>16141209I always prefer the women's Rumble anyway lol, because the roster's a bit smaller there's always more surprises, returns, and call up's, it's just more fun
>>16140732Me too.And I will also cheer loudly.
>>16141209>beckyWhy would Becky return immediately after making a big fuss about leaving a few months ago?>>16141265It’s one night on the 1st of February which is not even a week later than it usually is. Don’t understand why people make it out to be a big deal
We need some new, lewd Kairis
>>16141209Plus, if the relationship is still going well, one or two joshi from Marigold. Sareee and Utami are the two most likely to come.
>>16141299Iyo needs to bring her along for her next swimsuit photoshoot
>>16141515>Sareee and Utami are the two most likely to cometo absolute silence. No casual WWE fan has heard of utami and most forgot saree was ever in NXT. This is not AEW, they don’t just randomly bring people in
>>16140313And nor should you. Kairi remembers.
>>16141847:(
>>16141515to be fair what's the point of Marigold then? who else do they have left after those two if they go to WWE?>>16141537does Sareee even want to go back to WWE? wasn't she happy to leave?
>>16141291by the time the rumble happens becky will have been gone for 8 months, that's hardly "immediately" - i don't know how much time she wanted off but that wouldn't be a crazy point for her to return.
Sane.
>>16143139Becky has had more time off than has been active since 2020. I feel like if she didn’t sign a contract it means she wants to take multiple years off
>>16143040Between Marigold and NOAH, WWE is trying to get a foothold in Japan Just send some talent like Iyo, Josh Briggs and AJ over for a handful of shows and try to start some buzz for that market.
Kylie Sane
>>16097359Kairi is a cute
>>16097359Cheese is lucky because he gets to hang out with pretty women. Well except for when Sumie decides to pay Kairi a visit.
Reminder: >>16140011Oh boy I love being right
This is my favourite Kairi picture. Love shimapan
>>16146766Cute
>>16146273It's amongst my favourite too - definitely one of her most lewd pics. Panties rule!
>>16146766was this the only time they showed up?
>>16147277Ya just this one small segment afaik
>>16147277There was also a match filmed that will air next Friday
>>16147668Next Friday's Smackdown is taped?
>>16147800Yes, spoilers are out there if you want to avoid them
>>16147820Bleh this sucks it feels like so many episodes get taped now
>>16147943It's mostly just for overseas tours when the schedules don't line up, luckily it's mot too often
Rated /arrrr/ Superstar
>>16148456absolutely delicious
>>16147943It pissed me off when the result of the girls' recent title match with Jade & Bianca was spoiled almost 2 weeks in advance.
>>16137805Pardon me sir, but I think you'll find it'sHOUSAKODATEorHoJOSHIrai
>>16148546>almost 2 weeks in advanceLiterally exactly 7 days. Why are you exaggerating like a retard
>>16148619It's kind of like wind chill factor. That 7 days was so shit that it felt like 14 days.
..
>>16148587I popped when the Sky Pirates went retro with their gear on NXT Tuesday.
Built for Asuka.
>>16149974Mmm, raw fish is a delicatessen.
Kaiska
Page 8
>>16149584Saturday night Hojo dance party!
>>16151253
>>16151265Cutie
>>16149202Good to see Kairi getting into the spirit of things with her red outfit.
Slow day
Love getting to see the Sky Pirates on all 3 shows. They've miraculously been more screen time even though Raw is an hour shorter. Let the good times roll baby!
>>16154739mmmmmn
>>16149974What's the story here? Was Kairi moonlighting at a sushi restaurant or something?
Yo HOJO and a bottle of rum
>>16155978
The Joshi next door
>>16156016*slaps them booty-o's*
>>16156016what's in the chest?
AsuKairIyo
>>16158988what a pit whore
>>16158053GiuliAsuKairIyo
>>16160028this is why HHH rehired her
What is /arrrr/'s favorite non-WWE Kairi match?
>>16161054They're made for each other. It's like a dream.
>>16156016A booty I'd like to plunder.
so glad this thread is a safe haven from that religious faggot
>>16162302>On second thought, let's not browse the wider /pw/ beyond /arrrr/. It is a silly place.
>>16162302go back to /kabuki/ you fucking tranny cock sucker, MJF
>>16155575>>16149974wasn't she fucking around pretending to be a concession stand worker during the marigold show IYO was at?
>>16154739they are on all 3 shows because RAW is now an hour shorter. IYO and Kairi are talented and I always make sure to watch their segments and matches, but they are all 3 shows because they are HHH's girls in the same way he keeps trying to shove johnny gargano and karian kross and butch down everyone's throats every week
>>16162302LOL you summoned him >>16162377 here. Remember that /arrrr/ is a peaceful place you pair of dipshits. Baka's even. But I still love ya's
>>16162382If HHH is trying to shove The Sky Pirates down my throat every week, I can only thank him for it and demand even more.
>>16162412IYO and Kairi are dimes, unlike kross, butch and DIY, but its the same motivation. H loves his NXT guys IYO and Kairi could be just as talented but if they were on HBK NXT instead of HHH NXT then they wouldn't be on TV all the time
Yet another SUPREMELY successful edition of /arrrr/! You love to see it!
>>16162451why does kairi love to slap her ass so disrespectfully during NXT matches?
>>16162451Kairi absolutely fkn slaps!
>>16162382do not ever compare /arrgirls/ to johny reddit
>>16162451Didnt they animate this into the video game for her lol.
>>16165652
>>16165726kekeveybody loves the Højster brother
when new thread OP?
>>16166415If OP can hold off on a new thread for a little while he will be able to include content from today's Raw.
>>16166449its been 9 days since this thread was posted and kairi has been on all 3 shows this week so theres more than enough to put in the OP already. but alas, lets try not to reach 310 before OP comes
>>16166449That's what I'm shooting for
hojo
NEW THREAD>>16167606>>16167606I went ahead and made it since I don't think we're getting any Sky Pirate action tonight...
>>16167628Based
Ima close this one with a Hail Hojo
