WWE Raw storms into the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA for its flagship Monday night show. Airing on the USA Network at 8/7 C, the two-hour show will pack a punch.Preview Card:WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Jey Uso (c) defends against Bron BreakkerWWE World Tag Team Championship Contenders Tournament: New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs. Authors Of Pain (Akam and Rezar)WWE World Tag Team Championship Contenders Tournament: Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee vs. American Made (Brutus Creed and Julius Creed)Seth Rollins and Bronson Reed go face-to-faceInside look at Lyra Valkyria's first day as a Raw superstar: WWE Raw Vloghttps://youtu.be/kgCDShtU3qY
MONDAY NIGHT RAWMAIN EVENT JEY USO IS NOW IN YO CITAAAAYYYYYCAN I GET UHHHHHHYEET!!!!
>>16112725>>16112732I skip all Gay Uso segments
Why is the IC title so much more over than the US one
>>16112738Gunther made it a respectable title and passed it on to Sami who maintained the status quo. Then he lost to anti-dimes Bron who passed it on to the BASED YEETMAN who makes the whole show seem like a party.
>>16112738Cause they actually have decent people fighting for it. Instead of the same three jabronis on Smackdown.
I legit think that this whole Yeet thing was supposed to be a rib that Jey was supposed to do for like 2 weeks as a dare and then it became too popular and now he's forced to do it even though he actually hates it. YEET!
>>16112738Cause Knight has already beaten all the midcarders. We need to see Fatu in the US title picture to make it interesting.
I'm gonna be there tonight bros.
>>16112725Top 10 Monday Night Raw moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7jZCXz9KbQ
Lyra!!!
Birb vlog!
>>16113228That's not from last week
Please don't just discard Reed after the Seff feud. You fuckers actually built him up pretty good.
What devilish antics will Kross be up to tonight?
Be honest bros.. is Bron gonna win the belt tonight?
>>16113444The angle Jey did on Smackdown made it extremely obvious he's losing tonight. Unless that's what they want us to think.
>>16113444Fatu gonna /heem/ Jey and cost him.
>>16113440Hes gonna convince Ludwig to up the zestyness.
>Sneed Bros are gonna job to lWo
Becomes WCW Raw on netflix.
>>16113491Welcome to the carnival
>>16113491He should wear the night vision goggles while wrestling.
>>16113440>his new gimmick is inspiring by Kevin Sullivan and Shaun O'Haire Dimes
>>16113491That Karrion stable might be the most dimeless thing in existence
>>16112725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ47B3fT9QI
>>16113444>>16113452>>16113455I think the promo Bron cut about “your family can’t save you” is telling that Roman and Jimmy are going to save him and his title and we get yeet as the only title holder in the og bloodline for war games
Please please let her be at Raw tonight.
>>16112725
Can a human being be *too* perfect?
Here for my wife and her cringy promos.
>>16112725grim
>>16112738BecauseJey Uso >>>>>> Gay Ass TriteRacists on /pw/ twatter and reddit can seethe all they want but main event is the best and hottest thing in the industry right now
>>16113597I want to impregnate birb's pits.
>>16113444I believe
>>16113597
This drumpf/undertaker pod is very boring
i see one of two things happening>bron wins the title back>jey retainscan't really see anything else happening
Bron is winning it back. Him losing it was just a vehicle for Jey joining the OG Bloodline after Jacob Fatu costs him the belt.
>>16112725It's funny how much the saudi shit has completely fucked everything up in terms of main event feuds, because Cody right now has the entire KO and Bloodline shit going on and all of a sudden, he has to make up a feud with Gunther in less than a month
>>16113825Eggs come from there
Sneed better not get buried by Seth
>>16112725Terrible week for gAyEW
Go birb!
>>16112725Same old shit every week
>>16114178But enough about aew
>>16112738IC title is a WWF titleUS title is a WCW title
>>16114158Kek look at her lil bird belly
>>16114179Retarded console war fag opens his cock sucker. Sad
>>16114158She's so beautiful. It makes me sad that I'll never have her.
>>16113440Kross facial expressions have been on point lately
>>16114194Good morning sir.
>>16114158need an irish birb gf bros
>>16114212I accept your defeat
>>16114233Saar
samantha irvin done with wwe
>>16114542[Good News]
>>16114542>She's following Rico to AEWChrist Tony, how much did you give her....
>>16114542>it's realI'm so happy bros
shitty word
>>16114542I WILL tune in now
>>16114542I prayed for this and it happened.Jesus is Lord
>>16114542So who will be the announcer tonight?
>>16114801me
So, will this be her final night. Or is she out already?
>>16114878hopefully she's already out
Monday Night BIRB
I still can't believe they fumbled that epic Chad vs Sami feud.
>>16115201Samoans needed the prop for the Samoan feud. Sorry, Samoan fed, you understand.
>>16113825
>>16115201They should've had Chad hold it for a bit. Them do the Bron/Jey thing. Such a wet fart ending.
>>16115201This feud was pure kinoThere should've been another match after CATC where Gable won with the help of the Creed Brothers, but Gable asked to be in a feud with the Wyatts when he re-signedsad
Does the Bloodline cost Jey tonight?
>>16115430could happen, i could see them trying to cost jey but jimmmy saves the day
>>16115430The oracle says yes
>>16115123Yummy bird cheeks
the hog on the wheels is too busy in that other thread he might not hate-watch RAW tonight
>>16115392>92Agreed, Gable was raped out of a good storyline. That said, they even killed the hype between Gable/Otis in favor of the Wyatt Shits that people still pretend they like so they can get clout for supporting a fat dead shitter
>>16113414OI YOU WOT MATE YEW WONT ME TWO BE FOIGHTEN FO THUH MIDCAHD BELT AFTA DIS? ALROIGHT...FAIR PLAY, FAIR PLAY... FOKKIN WANK...>>16113440Having his contribution ignored yet again because some backstage drama will pop up to cuck his push. Again.
>>16115392>gable asked for the feud Why?
>WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Jey Uso (c) defends against Bron BreakkerBased, some shenanigans will happen tho>WWE World Tag Team Championship Contenders Tournament: New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs. Authors Of Pain (Akam and Rezar)Xavier and Karrion kino>WWE World Tag Team Championship Contenders Tournament: Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee vs. American Made (Brutus Creed and Julius Creed)Don't care>Seth Rollins and Bronson Reed go face-to-faceSNEED
Haven’t watched in a while. Is Raw good or is Smackdown still the better show?
>>16115912damn AEW fans are cute
>>16115912>Laker’s Jannetty
>>16115819If I'm not mistaken, he did an interview some days/weeks after he re-signed and said that he asked for it because he likes horror movies
>>16114542Are you faggot incels happy now?
>>16115123Based Lyra on the show
Why the fuck did they change his COD render?
>>16115977People on Twitter were laughing at it too much. So they got cold feet.
>>16113414>>16115977AOP and Bronson Reed are all the same nigga
Kek what a silver tongue devil
>>16112738Who even is us champ?
>>16116039LA
>>16116039LA KNIGHT YEAH
>>16116039
>>16113440I legit thought that was Kenny Omega>>16113491AOP is going to win and The New Day tension grows to a breaking point
>>16112725This card looks like shit
>>16116236No this looks like shit.
>>16116236But enough about what my mother said when I got her a happy birthday card.
>annoying theatre kid black woman out>mike rome back in>smackdownies stuck with sonic the hedgenog Raw is the A show
Hey /pw/ I need some financial/legal advice. I won $3000 on a slot machine on Sunday and had to fill out a W2G but they fucked up my SSN when I filled out the paperwork. Should I call them or since it's only like a $120 in withholding tax will they just not give a shit?Now back on topic, I want to have sex with Birb.
>>16116468You better call them dude. And same.
>>16112725Wrestling is dying again and it's all because of Cidy Rhodes.
>>16113440LOL he thinks he's Kenny Ogema. What a shitter
meh tomorrows show looks better
>>16116468>thinking they wouldn't care about $120Brother....
>>16116494GOAT
>>16116494is he the one who drives the roxanne car?
>>16116513Yeah, it also has Ethan, Trick, and Kelani on it.
>>16112738the IC title has the prestige of being the workrate title. you can generally expect good matches when watching it. the US title has sort of infamous stink of being the "hollywood" title. good talkers but nonsense matches. this is exacerbated when smackdown doesn't have great talkers fighting for it. it gets the most prestigious and the least prestigious of the men's singles titles, which lends itself to a more stratified field where the two scenes rarely overlap meaning if one is weak they can't move around talent to shore it up, meanwhile raw gets both the #2 and #3 middling titles, so it wouldn't be outrageous for any wrestler who could hold either belt to go for the other.
>>16113521you misinterpreted that promo. bron was talking about how he didn't need his family to make his own name. what's actually going to happen is that scott will come out and shoot on jey mid match to save bron and show him hubris.
>>16112732This is killing our Smackdown demo.
>>16113491Is that the bearded lady with her handler?
Bros, I'm missing the three hours....
>>16115201gable needs to be the next WHC>>16115960this seems like something the fed would tell him to say
>>161166222 hour raw has been a shoot disaster so farboth main shows should be perma 3 hours
>>16112725I'm watching football tonight. I have conned all the self proclaimed EDrone in my complex to watch football at my place to purposely lower Raw's rating tonight.
Mfw another Rhea promo Mfw another yeet shitMfw liv and dom run away again
>>16112732Jey Uso is a one man walking concert
im here early today rawgods, i called out of work. Anyone pregaming before the show? im taking some big dab tokes.
>>16116638Based
HAVE A NICE DAY LADIES
>Watches you refill the bird feeder
>>16116697I got some malibu
Gonna miss the kino SVU lead-ins when they go to Netflix
GILF Judge
>>16116731based
>>16116721>>16116731>>16116738
Law & Kino
>>16116731Hell yeah brother
Is that the guy that played Flash?
Why do they still try to shill Ezra Miller?
Hey that's the flash
>>16112725Football is on.
>>16116715based! i think im gonna drink some coors banquet too.
>>16114542thank goodnessshe's getting disgustingly fat
THEN
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
YEET CITY
>>16116708
>no pop for alpha academyIT'S OVER
why is jey allowed to have an nhl crossover shirt????
i love Julius so much
SNEED
THEN NOW FOREVER NIGGAS
BASEDBASEDBASED
>no Agent 47 protecting the belt
>dad making fun of his sonMaybe Dom is right
>Trash Only sign>seth appears
>seth's outfitZEST IS BACK ON THE MENU
SNEED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WATCH OUT
Jey Uso is going to drop the belt to Bron Breaker because they have no idea what to do with Bron after Ilja got injured and fucked everything up. The Bloodline is going to interfere in the match I'm afraid....Screenshot this. I wasn't here.
LMAOOOOO
so bloodline interferes with the yeet man's match roight
Oh boy, here comes Seth "Transitioning" Rollins
LET THE BURYING BEGIN GOD DAMMIT
Amazing camera sequence following Seff. That was fucking kino
>Seth is dropping the faggotryFucking finally
KINO
dunno if I'll get tired of seeing a wrestler suddenly run into the ring from backstage in the middle of what seems to be a segment, it's really neat
>Super SpearI would be less annoyed if they actually let him do his NXT spears instead of the shitty weakshit samey spears that Edge and Lashley did for years with that stupid flip where you go flying clean over them instead of tackling them to the fucking ground like a proper linebacker.
>starting with Seth "Faggot" RollinsYikes
2 minutes in and pearce is already allowing the conditions for a kino show to take placenick aldis could NEVER
i fucking love big dudes in red shoes. What's he wearing? I wanna lick them
Why is he so angry
How does Sneed make everything he's involved in absolute kino lately?
UNSACTIONCED MATCH LETS GOOOOO
damn why is sneed so based
>Seth has finally stopped raiding his wife's closetThank god
>wearing jordan 1shes going to break his ankle/foot
LMAO WHAT A FAT FUCK
Love me some weekly Bronson kino
Seth "Faggot" Rollins
he's so fucking FAT
could Seth put over a "Faggot tree" gimmick
its insane how over hhh has made sneedman
seth fucking smoked a fan with that microphone kek
Damn big boy flattened that table
SNEED NO
That is one BIG FUPA
>>16116784people complain about kevin dunn's camera work being predictable but they do they "camera followers wrestler out from the back to kick off the show" every week now
BASED BASED BASED
holy shit that table fucking exploded lol
lmao he got like 4 inches on the little jump
Good thing there happen to be fat boy stairs at the time keepers area. How lucky
Welp, guess the commentators will have to go the show without a table.
>>16116815The biggest glowup I've ever seen in wrestling.
PRIMEBROS
I SNEED WHEN I DRIVE
legit how the fuck do you let your body go to shit so fast? seth never looked "good" but he lost like half his body muscle in 6 months
>>16116813he's been fatter
kino opening
what a start
Why is Pearce's way of running the show so much more based than Aldis?
>>16116823no part of my brain misses those cuts
>>16116823People complained about it being shit.
>>16116823It wasn't that his camera work was predictable, but that it was shit
>MADNESS>[mute]>OPENED UP>[mute]>PHILLY
>>16116837That's what being a dad does to ya
>>16116837It’s called dad bod for a reason
did you guys see that fucking gut
that missed tsunami looked so good lol
>let's shift from this absolute kino to womeme shitPaul...
IYO AND KAIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>16116775Trip is off Kumquat
THIS FEUD IS OVER WITH ME BROS
That table exploded like it was in a 2K game
Amazing opening to RAW holy shit fellas
>>16116845because he knows people pop for rule breaking and "unexpected" encounters
Dang Joe Tess is short
I really miss Asuka
women shouldn't be at wrestling shows
Cute Engrish
I miss Dakota
raquel has 3 feet on the joshi
WE RILL BE REMEMES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
liv is talking to me
raquel is such a fucking fridge
this absolute height MOGGING
This bitch Liv Morgain is hot but her side profile show's her underbite too much.....
based liv squashing those bugs
*stares and curses in Japanese*
They just going to stand there like cucks?
We need subtitles
The absolute state of this mogging
live is becoming beyond boring
Anyone else despise Jackie's eyes?
unreal how much I want to punch liv in the throat
HAW HAW HAW HAW
>Liv is tallerHow?????
>>16116862That was comical. Glad someone else noticed they way the table burst.
>More autistic Iyo facesBlessed
>>16116885this is shot like lord of the rings, forced perspective
I remember when Raquel beat Iyo for the NXT Women's Championship. Fun match that was.
>>16116879>>16116881bros I am watching on my second monitor and thought that was Dom
livs laugh is over with me
unintelligible jap promos are based.
>>16116895High heels
>>16116870indeed bro
gonna need a webm of the Kabuki reactions to the giant mexican woman
gaggles you into the main event
OK SHUT UPSHIT UPKARRION KROSS KINO IS COMING
Racquel trying to look tough was just cringe.
>>16116885Is it just the boots or is Iyo that short? She's fucking towering over her there.
Liv Morgan's next gimmick is that she has a PHd in BBC
Holy FUCK Iyo and Kairi are fucking TINY
>new day onback to shitposting
>>16116902>>16116906she stole seth rollin's gimmick
*Angry Japanese cute noises*
>>16112725Holy shit nothing of interest here.
>>16116881it's not a height mogging when mid morgan is wearing 8 inch heels
royal rumble comes to my hometown in a few months bros. I'm so excited. tickets are going to bleed me dry though
>>16116899it's not an autistic face it's the delinquent face
>>16116915hows he full aged man with baby teeth?
>lollins and then new gaylive near philly glad I skipped this one
>>16116921That's your gimmick.
>>16116921so this is what you e-tranny threads are all about
>>16116932bidenflation is making everyone poor
>>16116938the new day has been actually good for a while now
>>16116932Worth it for the Joe Hendry pop
Legit how is the New Gay still a thing?
The New Day theme draws nothing but groans and pity cheering. They need to fucking end that group already.
>>16116845pearce is a psychopath that puts on the facade of being a serious manager. but in reality, all he wants is to see his wrestlers get hurt, and he knows the audience agrees, so he intentionally lets them do stupid shit.aldis is an incompetent stooge that tries to seem like he's in charge, but his wrestlers actually run the show, contrasted with pearce letting his wrestlers think they do. the bloodlines comes out and causes a destructive scene weekly and he does nothing, not because he's insane like pearce, but because he's impotent.
Just tuning in, what did I miss?
>>16116949"the JEW day"why you think bub
>>16116953kino rollins vs sneed introliv being obnoxious
MY OSHI IS BACK
>Raquel pullin off the Big Mama CoolNow we just need Liv wearing those vintage HBK outfits
>>16116909>>16116912pure unadulterated sexooo
>>16116953sneed and rollins retard brawlliv/raquel vs damage control made for later
>>16116952Tell me you've had sex without telling me you've never had sex.
>>16116956I'll look it up after then, thanks fren.
where the fuck is dirty dom? raw kinda mid without him
>>16116960>pulling offShe looked ridiculous and fake as fuck.
bro my site doesn't even have raw today wtf
Iyo & Kairi are 5' 1"Liv is 5' 3"Raquel is 6' 2"
>>16116951i think thats the point of this whole arc
I am unironically excited for Venom
>>16116970oh and Diesel was totally realistic, u right
>>16116972>Raquel is 6' 2"no.
>>16116932have fun watching Cena's final run
what does CW stand for guys
>>16116932I haven't been to a live show since 2015 and I don't plan on going anytime soon.
and jaida vs tatum. nxt tomorrow is for the gooners
>>16116932Based Indybro. It's about damn time we get another big event
based video package
BAU BAU
>>16116747Raped as a kid and knows a bunch of executive secrets
>>16116972Isn't Raquel 6'0?
containers?
>container
>>16116986The absolute state of Jaida's hairline
>#1 containers kek
damn that video package ruled
>>16116982CBS Warner
Goddamnit Lilian
BOTCHBOTCHBOTCHBOTCHBOTCH
did this garcia lady have a stroke or something
>fucked up alreadyYup, that's Lillian.
THE REAL QUEEN OF RING ANNOUNCINGWE LOVE YOU BOTCHER
THIS NEW LADY ANNOUNCER IS EVEN WORSE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!!!
you still got it lillian
>>16116995Yeah. First place I checked said 6-2. That was incorrect.
>she's already botching
I've seen enough Lillian is washed
based lilian
>>16117003thank you, but tell a joke next time
>>16116989video packages in wwe are 10/10i still watch this every now and thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUnbg_mU_I4
Bros, Samantha was more important than I realized
>>16116986HBK is one of us
>Lilian Garcia botchingjust like old times
NEXT>>16117015>>16117015>>16117015
holy fuck this announcing sucks
Containers?
poor lilian
lmao first line back and she fucks it up lmao
what did she botch, i didn't hear it
I wonder how last minute this was
>black and white>low framerate>bald and gayYup, im thinking kino
>>16116959It's fucking over and it never even started
LILIAN BOTCHCIA STRIKES AGAIN
After being treated to Samantha for so long, Lilian just ain't gonna cut it.
>and in other news, Samantha Irwin has fucked off the show. You can see you her at AEW most likely if you really think that she's worth tuning in for on her own
I'm glad that intern took a whole 5 minutes to animate that "PROTECT US" that's apparently emotionally pivotal to the whole advertising campaign.
>>16112725cool
>>16112725They booed the announcer lady in the arena.
