Can we have a thread to celebrate and honor the greatest professional wrestler and entertainer the world has ever known? He carried the entire business on his back for many years. Had it not been for him, professional wrestling would have died out long ago, and we owe it to him to show our love, appreciation, and the highest respect. Please post your favorite matches, promos, segments, interviews, etc. Anything and everything related to the GOAT! THANK YOU, TAKER!
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>>16119729that you TT?
>>16119729>The Undertaker’s most destructive table moveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55cOKtTnUqo>The Undertaker’s greatest rivalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x9e8v2qSX0>Every Tombstone everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJivXAV-ZHY>21 essential Undertaker moveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_sxBzstZuo>15 Undertaker chokeslams that sent Superstars to the gravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb_NSTXYJ7I
>>16121103Maybe...
>>16119729for me it's ministry of darkness takerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1aoVFhVTM
>>16121206What are your opinions on half-sleeve shirts on Booger Red?
>>16119729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxE1_V_YifE
>>16121421Cannot STAND half sleeve shirts. They are degenerate.
>>16119729Carder is weird
>>16119729finally a general that will not get filtered
>>16121902'Sup, TT? Long time no see.
>tfw when i’m a huge Taker mark who missed out on the Takertranny’s reign of terror I hate being a newfag so fucking much
Just watching his poddy with THe Great Orange Cheeto Eater Racist Rapist. Cringe centr4al. Mark (the biggest mark of all tbqh) sucking Dirty Donald's diminuitive discriminatory dick. I get it (self-)Mark, you're a chud, you hate black people and women. But it was blacks and women who propelled you to fame. So when Donny Drumopfgf wins, I hope Marky-Mark and the Bigoted Bonch neck themselves.
>>16119729We already have one of these, it's the badass weekend threads
>>16119729I liked Undertaker growing up but I have never understood the worship of him. Like he was around forever but he almost never the reason I watched a show.I'm not even being facetious here when I say I can easily name 20 midcarders or even jobbers that I tuned in for more than him. I never really cared what he was doing if it didn't involve Shawn, Bret, Foley, or Brock.
Bump
>>16122112Not much. Still worshipping the GOAT, though with less time on my hands to do so these days. Been watching some old matches again, just rewatched the classic Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels WM masterpiece again. Life is good.>>16122177I never considered new people coming here. I figured everyone here were all trapped souls swirling around in a giant pot for eternity. Outsiders can only peek inside for mere moments before they run away like that one video of a reporter getting flogged by a chicken, and running away screaming in terror. >>16121909Cringe.>>16122330Cringe.>>16122764The GOATtaker general is a separate, sacred place where good folks gather to discuss the GOD of wrestling, though. They bring joy to the lives of many. Why would you wish it away, anon? Why? I cry river of tear for the Dead Chad.....*sobs*...why not you?
>>16124191*MONSTER POO*
>>16124497THAT WAS A TYPO, STOP PROMOTING IT.
>>16119729Even after his retirement, he still gives us kino.
Mmmmmmm
>>16126199Fake tough guy cringe
>>16121206Unironically glad you didn't 41% dude
>>16124191prove you are the actual Takertranny
>>16127133Please don't, no one needs to see those sad tits again
>>16119729
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>>16121215Cool
>>16127173Xhe already proved it.
>>16129510Cringe.
>>16128577I want that magazine.
>>16132985Don't let your dreams remain memes
Cool
>>16119729mmmm now thats a badass fanart
>>16133057Say, thanks, anon!
>>16128577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1rIuFMNrPk
>>16136109KINO
Large breasted shotacon Bunny Ayumi loves the Undertaker
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>>16121909Says the woke trannie who looks like pic related, dresses like a dog and gets put on a leash in public.>>16122330Ah, another brainwashed woke trannie incel who self-mutilated himself in order to become a "woman" and still gets rejected by either dudes or hot lesbian women. What a pathetic life you live. And yes I called you brainwashed because you believe in the lies told about Trump being a racist and a rapist, which goes to show you don't do research. You're just an angry braindead kid who is too emotional and stupid. The wokecels who often uses the term "chuds" are usually chuds themselves with how fat and ugly they/them are(also pic related).
>>16124191Started posting here over a year ago. Still pissed I missed the /asp/ days but at least there’s still people here I can share my love for the Deadman with
>>16139772Based common sense poster. I noticed a long time ago that the people who dislike The Undertaker or quarrel about him on social media are almost always crazed leftist loonies.>>16139775It is a shame you missed /asp/, because it was incredible. There were always good threads, and there were a ton of posters that were absolutely hilarious. Used to laugh myself nearly to death every day. (I haven't been here for a long time other than to occasionally check in after Undertaker happenings so I wonder this: does the Jake the Snake "now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities..." thread still get regularly posted?) Also, it is very good to know and warms my heart that there are new folks here sharing the love for the Dead Man. What is your favorite 'Taker era/gimmick? Mine is the Ministry of Darkness. I wished for years that he would bring it back, in some form. Could possibly have even worked as a manager for some new young talent using this gimmick even, but it ain't happening, unfortunately.
>>16139239mmmmmmmm bow down to deez nutz
>I saw Undertaker at a grocery store in Texas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “mmmm” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Jack Daniels in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any impure strikes,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by mmmming really loudly
>>16139775Mmmmmmmm. Badass
>>16140464Yup, the Left are full of idiots.>>16140474Ministry Of Darkness Undertaker is my favorite incarnation of the Undertaker. He could have stayed in the main event had he kept this gimmick for a couple of years.
>>16119729MMMMMM
>>16119729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_TNhlYnks
>>16119729>larps as a badass biker>actually loves cops>is a fake tough guy bitch faggot>afraid of cucumbers>u wanna do it?>picrelI’d slap the shit outta him if I ever met him in real life
>>16140860You can blame Vince for that. The Ministry was this cool edgy faction that JD wish they could be, but Vince had to insert himself into it and turn it into a comedy heel faction
>>16142032Yeah, Vince is an idiot.
>>16141974>Is an actual badass biker>Actually loves cops>Is a legitimate tough guy chad >Dislikes cucumbers (some evidence suggests that humans do not need vegetables to sustain our bodies; animal fat and protein and the vitamins within that contain potassium and key vitamins. People who have tried the carnivore diet have had incredible results to their health. Cucumbers offer nothing of value.>u wanna do it? >PicrelI'd dive towards him and hug the shit out'n him, if I ever met him in real life. I would weep with joy as his beautiful and magnificent hair gently brushes my hands when I wrap my arms around to the back of his giant, masculine neck. I would look up to his face with a stream of tears down my face as he stares into my eyes, looking directly into my SOUL. You of course, anon, would be laying over yonder on the ground with a giant knot on your head, where you got bonked for being a degenerate.
>>16142535Rude
>>16119729Why did he wear mma gloves but didn’t actually do mma? Was he a coward?
Taker is a cute
It's already a Badd ass weekend here
