What if you're walking down the ring and you have to poop or pee suddenly how do they be flexible the rest of the match?
>>16120686You never eat before you work out bro...
>>16120686There are many options. Do what some famous shitters did.>Shit in the ring, like CM Phil>Shit under the ring, like simpcuck steve austin>Shit in the mouth of opponent, like Rikishi
>>16120686Why wouldn't you make sure you were flushed out before working?
>>16120686this zesty boy got me flustered frhe NEEDS the nash treatment
>>16120686Ok, here's what you do. Pretend you got incurable cholera in Africa during Apartheid. You'll be untouchable. Empty your bowels as needed.
>>16120734Because it doesn't always come when you want it to come. My colon doesn't work on what's convenient to me. I try to push it and I'm straining for 20 minutes for rabbit turds. Thinking that's all I have left in me, I set off on my way but 30 minutes later I'm straining to keep in an impending wall of shit.
>>16120764Must be tough being american. Always full of shit.
>>16120765It's more like fast food and bad diet than other reasons.And yeah unironically tissue paper isn't hygienic lol
>>16120764You can control this by controlling what you eat
>>16120691squat plug dyel
>>16120686you take a dump before you go out and the women specifically don't care too much about peeing a little since they wear 4 layers of fabric over their crotch
>>16120686YMMV since it could just be my own nervous energy, but it my experience everything just sort of locks down once you get in the ring then unloads when you get to the back.
