AEW Dynamite is live TONIGHT from the Maverik Center in Salt Lake City, Utah!8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!Jon Moxley and The Blackpool Combat Club look to continue their reign of terror>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley set to appear>ROH World Champion Mark Briscoe defends his title against Chris Jericho in a Ladder War match>The Elite (Young Bucks and Jack Perry) vs. Daniel Garcia & Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy)>Sammy Guevara vs. Shelton Benjamin>Kamille vs. Queen Aminata>House of Black in action>Hook confronts Taz’s attacker(s)>We’ll hear from Kyle Fletcher
BASED
>Mox tanks the ratings>pale imitation of a Ladder War with Jeribloat shitting it up>BUCKSWINLOL>SAMMYWINSLOL>womeme>House of BLACKED>Hook shits up another promo>Kyle FletcherSURELY we'll break seven hundy this time bros!
Wow mark brisket vs chrisnjericho agai
Finally, good wrestling
rumor that Will Hobbs will be in the building tonight not sure if he's coming back or just visiting
>>16129680Just visiting the women's locker room.
holy fuck that's a grim card
>>16129664Briscoe vs Jeribloat is the only interesting thing on the card
We will be watching.
>>16129646Dreadful.
>>16129646Looks more like a Collision card.
>>16129707this is one of the least threatening heel stables in history >Brody who's just big and fat, also he's a very, very big pussy and would cry if you called him a poser>M'likey Blacks, skinnyfag who's also a literal pussy>Cucky "stole everyone's moveset" Matthews
>>16129729There’s nothing wrong with taking moves
>>16129736nigga be your own manstealing whole sequences is fucking gay
>>16129747Every wrestler takes moves.
>>16129779Moves, yes. Whole sequences, that's another thing
>>16129786Pretty sure lots of people do that too.
>>16129798And it's gay as fuckOne thing if it's a tribute you use once, different if you steal it
>>16129803I think you’re gay.
>>16129646>No Shida
>>16129809fuck off buddy, I know it's you who post those gay ass threads where you jerk off to your own moves from 205 live
>The Redwood and The Blackwood
>>16129844Nah I don’t like buddy. I just don’t see the issue of taking moves when there’s plenty of things to shit on him for.
>>16129692Hobbs isn't like that. He's one of the good ones, brother.
CEOCEOCEO
>>16129877like what, besides being a manlet cuck?
>>16129924You just listed them.
>>16129950"Cucky" was in the argument too so only the manlet one wasn't usedthat's 2/3
I miss Skye and Julia, please bring them back
i love horse
>>16129646What are the chances that the ladder war will be good?Not that I'm complaining, I'm quite enjoying the "we're really sorry you and your brother couldn't be on TV while he was alive" run they're giving Mark
>>16129646700k
How long until NXT's ratings are out?
>only 30 postswhat a dead fucking company holy shit
tonight
Do AEW fans really get pussy like this?
>>16130386Kyle Fletcher is a lucky man
>>16129646KEK Hologram got injured at WrestleSnore
>>16130528lose weight bitchtits
Kek.just a year ago we'd be about 150.posts right now. Most people really did leave
>>16130426as an AEW fan I can confirm I indeed do have a dildo
>>16130572thats a women
>>16130556I've noticed this across all gamethreads lately to be honest. 2 hour shows used to always be guaranteed to get at least 5 gamethreads this time last year but neither Dynamite or Smackdown are reaching that consistently. There really has been an exodus from this board, probably because of the incessant shitposting.
>>16130142who cares
>>16129646>talks in riddles about how everyone in AEW sucks except him and his buddiesCan someone explain to me what his gimmick is supposed to be? Unless it comes out that he's fighting for a higher power like Shane McMahon then this makes no sense.
>>16130726>watches movie>complains about not having 3rd Act info in the 1st act
>>16130726He's an incoherent drunk who now thinks he's a Neo-Nazi because he saw it in a movie and thought it would be "badass."
>>16130726AEW could actually draw if he stopped the fake badass shit and went back to being Dean Ambrose (if not in name but in character). Guys like him and Jericho need to realise that there comes a point in your career where instead of reinventing yourself every other month with new material you should just play the hits everyone wants to see
>>16130726If they had done this with punk we could’ve gotten team punk vs team moxley. Sigh. Fucking bucks.
>>16130726just let it play out
BREAKING NEWSRovert, AEW’s biggest defender, has just decided to reveal some important news, that he is indeed Jewish! How will this new information change AEW?
>>16130726Racist ass cracka
maybe Tony does some retard-kino and Hook reveals Taz's assailant by punching himself like Ed Norton in Fight Club
>>16130942Would be based
nah i'll be watching the caps 92 the flyers
>>16130879still defending child rape bud?
>>16129646>This cardAnd they wonder why ratings are dropping
>>16129646Presenting Jon Moxley as some dangerous guy may be the most cringe-inducing thing about AEW. Is that graphic for real?
>>16130942I honestly believe it was Hook that did it
with all due respect why do you watch this lame shit?its reddit as fuck50 percent of the posts are 1 guy samefaggingits the rick and morty of wrestling
>>16131584It really makes no sense. First they made the undisputed kingdom some scary group and now they throw in fucking drunk hobos and wheeler yuta.
Did you trannyslops buy your Wrestlemania 41 tickets today?
>MOX IS HERE!!!!
>>16129646God I hope it's a Sheldon episode we have to beat NXT this week bros
How hard will you seethe when the person Moxley references in his promos turns out to be Ronda Rousey and not Shane McMahon
>HoloKWAB is injuredBetter get well soon so TK can't add too much injury time to your contract kek
>>16131672Mox and his riddles are already not over with me but given that Marina is there, 50/50 chance it’ll happen
Do you think TK has ever seriously considered booking the BBT guys on dynamite to pop a rating?
>>16131672that could get me to stop watching completely ngl
>>16131691>injurednah Tony doesn't like lending out his toys
>>16131672it would be hilarious, definitely
AEW isn’t wrestling
>>16131700Could he afford it? Like he could pay Will Ospraey's contract for a years for the money that Jim Parson got for one episode of TBBT. Parson was getting paid over a million dollars an episode+a cut of first run advertising+residuals for reruns. Before he decided to retire and caused TBBT to end he was the highest paid TV actor.
BITCHTITS HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16131672>Ronda RouseyDidn't she just gave birth to her first kid? I doubt that she'll want to work for a shit show like GayEW when she can stay home and make money doing absolutely nothing.
sex with the ceo
>>16129646>>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley set to appearDuke the Dumpster Moxley runs off more viewers as he can't even hurt the Dork Order>>ROH World Champion Mark Briscoe defends his title against Chris Jericho in a Ladder War matchBriscoe better win this, or his career is pretty much over.>>The Elite (Young Bucks and Jack Perry) vs. Daniel Garcia & Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy)LOLBUCKSWIN>>Sammy Guevara vs. Shelton BenjaminShelton better permanently injure Sammy>>Kamille vs. Queen AminataKamille wins>>House of Black in actionHOB wins>>Hook confronts Taz’s attacker(s)We'll all forget this even happened in a week>>We’ll hear from Kyle FletcherJesus they are letting TEMU Ospreay speak
>>16130942It's so obvious who did it.>"Try calling the match now DUDE."
>>16129646>ROH title being defended on an AEW showGreat booking!
>>16131904holy kino
>>16129646This card looks shit. No wonder WWE doesn't have to do anything these days to beat out its competition.
LIGHT THE FUSE
>actually awake to watch dynamitethis better be good
So who says "Where the Best Wrestlers Wrestle!" Tonight?
What are the odds he shows up?
>>16129904I want Kamile lewds
>>16131958Legend
>>16131802lmao
>>16130726I love it when e-drones can't follow the most basic of story lines lmao
Hangman opening Dynamite
>>16131967nobody wants sourboy!
>Shafir's tiny hard nipples
we cant lose to next again
I love Nazi Mox bros
Moxley says "AEW, where sports entertainment lives!"
>>16131987
why is my illegal stream just some fish
Am I fucking deaf or can anyone hear what Mox is saying over the music
is it just me or is the audio really shit?
Mox schizo rambling in the desert, kino
Oh wow, an actual storyline
>>16131988They're not losing to a .16
They really couldn't boos Mox's audio in that opening video package? Jesus Tony fire the guy in charge of that
I like that Claudio drives a truck as his new thing
>Johnny with the nunchuckaFucking hilarious
>UtahOh boy the sodas are gonna be dirty tonight Creamer, guava, tapioca balls we legally don't call boba...OOoOoo!
>>16131996same, but it's working now
Why does Dean like deserts so much?
>>16132002That was played out over 20 years ago.
This is the same desert Undertaker was rambling about 30 years ago. This time Mox actually came out with him brain working
damn that is one DIMELESS main event
>>16131999>>16131997They completely botched the audio
>That shot of Hangman repurposed from the original reason because Private Party fucked up the run-in and he tried to hide under the ring until his spot
Daddy Magic???
Starting with another incoherent Neo Mozi promo and KEK they had to edit when Hangma'am and Little Orphan Pip blew their spots.
WHO WILL MOX AND HIS CRONIES MURDER TONIGHT?PLACE YOUR BETS HERE!
Did Hangman go anything wrong?
Is Utah a good place to live?
>>16132015>WCW invented stablesPlease kill yourself retard
>>16132015Well AEW is just the Zoomer WCW
Whoever replaced Jimmy is getting into a vibe
>>16132015and it was originally from New Japan. I was there I remember we didnt care about it much back then either
Will AEW ever start with a hot match ever again?No wonder ratings are down.
Colton had no reason to do that
>>16132025It is if you're mormon. Otherwise be prepared to be politely shunned. Also they weigh their liquor pours.
>>16132023Noone because they couldn't even cripple the Dork Order, this gimmick is already dead
Hey, it's Mariah's boyfriend
>>16132037standing up for his bro(s)
>Holojobbers
Hangman's jacket has a nice black color
>Schiavone interviewing Hangman againDoes he have a death wish?
LYNCH HIM HANGER
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
Hnagman's going back to the Arby's to regroup
>>16132046Hows that subcount been?
>get your ass downBased Hangman looking out for the talent
>Bullet Club Gold are faces again for no apparent reason
Is Hangman shoot injured?
Who is the third commentator?
>>16132037Hanger just said he knocked his brother retarded, defending his family's honor
>>16132062Daddy Magic
Jay he committed arson last time someone pissed him off.
>>16132059they have been tweeners since they had all 6 titles ya mark ass jabroni
>>16132059BCG have been faces for months now
>>16132057>His oshi is the Janetty of Vtrumors
YES SWITCHY
>Light a rocket to Hangman>He finally gets over again>Immediately put him in a 50/50 midcard feud with Switchgay
>Shelton on TVsomewhere Vince is nursing a scotch and a rent boy as he watches AEW in the dark
damn sammy you said a lot of shit but idc lmao
>Jay White>with a live micThey will never learn
Over/Under on Sammy getting injured?
>>16132072
>>16132068>>16132072Ah okay thank you.
Did they sign Shelton cause it sounded like Sheldon?
>>16132074Wrong again and dont use an America Hero like the Hulkster to shill chinese vtubers brutha
>A video package giving weight to Sammy vs SheltonThings really are changing
>This place made my life better>Dumped his long time fiance for a Brazilian whoreNice choices Sammy.
>We're trying face Sammy againReally?
>>16129694But enough about your birthday card that no one signed
Are any AEW fans in this thread interested in buying DC comics?
>>16132084yes
>>16132084Sammy isn't getting hurt, he's going to hurt Shelton
>>16132036I miss it, it made it feel like a bigger deal when they opened with a promo.
Shelton finding the fountain of youth is a pleasant surprise
>>16132088Fix your condiments!
>>16132062>not recognizing Daddy MagicI don't think you belong here...
>it's another sammy redemption arc
>>16132103Black don't crack
oh boy here comes a 30 minute bangerino
>>16132095Nobody buys DC comics and nobody has since Nu52 like 15 years ago
I miss the shitty DBZ flash animation
for about half a second I thought he was back to wearing the gay twink panda outfit
>>16132103black don't crack baby. A lot of the female NXT talent know what I'm talking about
Shelton defying aging
shelton fucking SUCKS. sammy better win this match
>>16132095If they made a new Question series
They're all about business, and you could say their business is hurting people, even.
>>16132104NO!
>>16132095I'm interested in you killing yourself
Damn, he tossed him like nothing
>>16132111I think they have some good stuff right now. DiDio got fired and things have been on the upswing.
The Sheldon to Shelton pipeline
jesus shelton is huge
>>16132120There's a new mini coming out but it's the Renee Montoya version.
>>16132095Absolute Batman's wild with his magic science cape. Also New 52 Men of War was good.
>>16132095I went on a free comic book site and this was the first response to the AEW comic
Shelton Benjamin looks like the fucking Hulk next to this little nigga
Crowd forgot it was supposed to react to the show
>>16132131Is Daimen Wayne erased from history? Because thats when I stopped caring originally
SHELTON X FINNA BEAT THIS RAPIST!
Did Sammy fall out of Jericho's good graces?
>>16132142Joseph Long but not Long Hair because he's going bald KWAB
>>16132127
>>16132128One day shark
>>16132095Green Lantern is the only DC comics I read and it has gone to shit the last several years.
damn i'm into this match
>>16132146iirc damien still there, also there's like 2 other robins and dont forget signal too
>>16132142It's written by Steve Orlando, a literal faggot who wrote an X-Men book where he made a new mutant whose power is he can put you to sleep and have everlasting gay sex with you in your mind.
kek no commercial break after he said that
SB was born 20 years too early
>spent 40 bucks on a gacha game to take off a girls clothes in her new skin>25k points off>no other way to get those points besides spending over 100Sigh.
>have your way with himwtf mvp
>>16132160This current run is pretty fun.
>>16132157Come at me NERD!
I want Shelton to swing Sammy around by the stupid top knot and Sammy just about injured himself with that dive.
>>16132095I shoot bought that Black Label Joker Graphic Novel to bleach my brain of seeing Joker 2 in Cinemas, so yeah seeing the logo on TV last week helped.
>>16132164>make a gay hero>his power is he rapes youwhat did Steve Orlando mean by this?
>random commercial cuts off the commentary crewKEK WHAT A SLOPPY SHOP
if you've had the chicken pox the shingles virus is inside you lads
are u fags in this thread really pretending that shelton is good????
>have your way with him like how Kobe had his way with that woman in that hotel room that one timeHoly fuck MVP
>>16132169You will never have sex.
What's going on with Sammy's hair?
>>16132160Green Lantern went to shit after Blackest Night, Brightest Day and the New 52 were a mistake
>>16132186My dad had shingles. Not fun.
>>16132187We don't have to pretend dawg
Sheldom was and always will be based
if they're making shelton look this good then bobbo is going undefeated for ten years
The only DC character that ever drew a dime was the flash
>>16132187Fuck off E Drone
>>16132177Seems these days that Sammy injures himself with every second move he does desu
>I don't want to be an accountant>I want to be a pro wrestler!No keep the accounting job for the health insurance, then go fight in bingo halls
kek of course she's black
>pro wrestling Chinese cartoon about a black girl
Who could be Invincible Fight Girl irl?
The Utah crowd is on their feet because they've never seen a black person before
>>16132207>this nigga seriousMy Brother in ChristBatman exists.
>>16132163Allow me to expplain>Batgirl 2 Cassie Cain is rasied to read nothing but Body language>Kills someone as instructed and knew it was wrong innately wrong>Daimen is raised as a human with normal functions>Still kills without a 2nd thought acting like that impress Batman>No remose just faggot edgelord pulled out oaf a writers assand this was 10 years before they made everyone a faggot
When u kno Sammy is only here to lose because his dumbshitness finally caught up w him
This shit is terrible
Willow origin story kino
>>16132207I do not recommend the current Flash ongoing. It's really grim and hard to follow. Flash should be fun.
>>16132222digits don't lie,Batman the goat
>>16132211And people think the smarks being in the ring this generation are bad, pro wrestling in ten years is going to be unwatchable.
>>16132222The Joker drew the dimes not shatman
>>16132213>>16132217>AHH BLACK PEOPLE ON TV!!
>>16132228The sorcerer midget?
I'm saddened to report that Sammy Güevara is no longer a pillar
>>16132207
I can hear the channels changing
>>16132191Does getting raped by your babysitter count? Asking for a friend
>>16132235>CHUDS WATCH THE SHOW ABOUT THE LITTLE BLACK GIRL OR YOU ARE RACIST AHHHHHH
>>16132239WOW this is the sexiest she’s ever looked. Must be the hair.
Did bringing back the bullet logo restore the feeling?
>>16132239>Tanlines
>>16132211>>16132232D'Lo Brown was a CPA, you fucking retards
This should have been a squash
>>16132241I can hear your gender changing tranny
>Shelton Benjamin being booked like an unstoppable monsterfucking kek what the hell is this? I guess 90% of the roster is full of twinks anyways so Shelton looks huge
>>16132246Yeah the hair and not the God tier tummy
>>16132239Danny Garcia took his place after Sammy almost killed Matt Hardy
>>16132247No, it’s never been more over for DC
Shelton isn't holding back
Shelton is huge, but Bobby is bigger. Damn
>>16132254>being booked like an unstoppable monster>going 30 minutes against twinks
Well Sammy might be concussed again after that Super Kick
hobbs has a better power slam
>>16132234>The JonklerKWARB
>>16132250What does that have to do with what I said? Im clearly referencing the type of retards that will be inspired by a faggy cartoon.
Kek nice "pillar" you've got there
>>16132242Depends on the babysitter
>>16132255No it’s the hair. I don’t care about tummies if her face is ugly
Shelton rules. It's a crime how he was misused.
shelton just tanked the fucking ratings right there. guaranteed. holy fucking shit, what is tony thinking with this push???
>pillar of AEW>job to 50 year old WWE rejectTony Khan must be stopped
How's Renee looking tonight bros? Old and haggard?
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>16132250And Chris Nowsinki went back to being a doctor and launched groundbreaking CTE research. Also the original point of NXT was to train people in ALL aspects of production just in case.
What does DC stand for?
BOBBA
>Shelton got to do the HBK spot to someone leseP O E T R Y
Squishy <3
Mariah please!
>>16132277There are only two pillars of AEW.
how is christopher daniels so fast at breaking things up
>>16132275>misusedShut up faggot
>>16132280>>16132281>3 seconds
>>16132256Yeah, jobbing to Shelton Benjamin of all people in 2024 isn't a good sign for your career.
>christopher daniels' job is to break up fights between mariah and anna with his body
>>16132285Who drew this? It looks awful!
tony absolutely killed the women's division with that slag
Anna's booty looking firm and lickable as usual
Christopher Daniels living the dream, breaking up a "fight" between 2 buxomly ladies
SEXO
kek, daniels copping a feel, you aint THAT slick!!!
>>16132247>>16132259*Saves the company with HEART Kinos*TYBG
>>16132293I was just about to say this lol
Anna Jays ass is insane
>>16132293He was pervin'
>>16132285Detective Comics.
>>16132285Detective Comics Comics
Temu Adam Pearce
TEMU OceanSpreay and Will's life partner
>>16132297AEW has Adam Pierce at home.
>>16132285Detective Comics
Beast Mortos looking delicious and fuckable as usual!
>no Brown NoteOne job
Protostar is one of the worst nicknames in wrestling
SEEEEEEEEEESH that's the PROTOSTAR brother
>>16132285dicks cut
>>16132315daniels is a terrible actor but he's had a much better career overall than pearce
>>16132307As if Dynamitechads don't already know that as FACT
that Uncle Rukus or whatever faggot that makes all the AEW music needs to start outsourcing vocals ffs
>>16132319Stop lewding based Mortos
dis nigga comin out to slipknot dafuq
>>16132285>Detective Comics>The only protagonist that are actually detectives are the Bat Family and The Question
dimes intensify
BIG K
>>16132330What about Detective Chimp?
>"Crowd here in Salt Lake City won't let Kyle get a word inNigga they're barely reacting
generic already. shameful. no soul or heart.
>>16132312pretty sure daniels has wrestled more than pearce
>>16132321No one asked you, cretin
good job Tony killed another potential chad
BROCK LESNAR
>>16132325Imagine being Hobbs, bro..
Kyle looking like a backstreet boy bitch ass nigga
Are they chanting Austin?
Noone has said TEMU OceanSpreay was the next big thing.
Why does Dave hype up Kyle? He's terrible on the mic
>>16132351He'll fuck you up, obese pig
promos solid but just falling flat
>>16132325They're so big bros...
new bread?
what the fuck are they chanting?
Where's MGF?
>>16132321It really does, it sounds like a level on a Kirby game
kylebros...
new>>16132368>>16132368>>16132368>>16132368
TEMU Ospreay is angry.
based Kyle crashing the show with no survivors
euroshits are fucking pussies
>>16132336Best Detective on earth and people forget Batman is only the best human detective
kek based kyle handled that well
>>16132325Jack Perry has my respect for tapping that everyday.
Is the other half of his tag team still hurt?
>WWE promo that goes on foreverbro.
>>16132377fraid so
lol the crowd
