AEW Dynamite is live TONIGHT from the Maverik Center in Salt Lake City, Utah!8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!Jon Moxley and The Blackpool Combat Club look to continue their reign of terror>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley set to appear>ROH World Champion Mark Briscoe defends his title against Chris Jericho in a Ladder War match>The Elite (Young Bucks and Jack Perry) vs. Daniel Garcia & Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy)>Sammy Guevara vs. Shelton Benjamin>Kamille vs. Queen Aminata>House of Black in action>Hook confronts Taz’s attacker(s)>We’ll hear from Kyle Fletcher
>>16132813Where's MGF?Also,>HolojobbersFuck you OP
It's crazy how far downhill this company has gone bruh
where is mjf?
Wow 4 gamethreads and only an hour or so in... nice job lads the feeling is soooo back
Where is this belt?
>>16132851WWE rapes kids
Will mjf bring up britt?
Masseuse ass
>>16132813Thanks for drawing the house Miko-Senpai
>Undisputed Kingdom trying to be faces
Damn MJF traded Atout for Atout with The Substance
>undisputed kingdom Why the fuck is this shit still a thing. They redconned the devil stuff but not this?
dat ass tho
>>16132836Damn. I’m not even watching rn, just wanted to check the game thread. But I know its true. So sad
NAME?
Where's Wardlow?
Who's that girl?
>>16132861Shiori sucks donkey ass bro. Pick a better Vtumor next time.
BUNDA
>getting a massage>not being hammered by the king
So they just retconned the undisputed kingdom as the good guys all along?
>G-D knows I willwhat did he mean by this
CANCEL HIM NOW
>>16132884Is that shit a work?
>>16132885GayEW is so fucking trash
>>16132880Damn bronys still with their horse fetish
kor looking at them like the squidward looking at spongebob and patrick meme
>>16132884>People go see him to get their body fixed up>They later reaggravate and get injuredWhat a quack.
>>16132893SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF
>>16132891It's a worked shoot. Allegedly it helps people whose shit is truly fucked but most of the time the doctors just know how to make your joints pop and go "see, it's working." Like how Chris Benoit's headbutt wasn't real.
>>16132893She looks like she has sex with Jewish men.
>>16132836AEW started to fall apart after they brought in Adam Smol. He's the most overrated wrestler in the modern era. Even Roddy is outshining him.
>>16132877Another girl who won't have sex with you
Is it true that WWE rapes children?
>>16132893What's her OnlyFans?
>>16132902I used to agree but then he worked Bailey and some others and I now believe in Hightower.
Holidays ads before Halloween pisses me right the fuck off.
Remember, don't lewd Mortos. Made for pure thoughts only
So........OC vs MoxMJF vs Roderick StrongTakeshita vs RichochetStatlander vs MoneAre the big matches at Full Gear right now? Card seems like it's gonna suck.
>>16132924fuck off aren't you fueled by the souls of dead Japanese?
KEK BASED
Looks like we're getting a series.>>16132893This girl doesn't have cake, she's got an entire bakery.
>>16132913fraid so
Did Ford get new tits installed
WWE actually has black super her queens on air every week not capeshit
>>16132922Why you mong? October is generally accepted as the spooky month of the year
The Virgin Penelope Pitstop
I want to pick flowers with Jamie Hayter
>>16132924Mortos is a sexy pervert
Is Jamie Hayer's new gimmick is that she looks like she stepped out of the 70s?
70's mom Hayter is cute! cute!!
hope Bunny surprise shows up to help her tiddypartner
that 70s show era jamie hayter
>working in front of 20 drunk men for 20 quiddamn $1 a handjob that's a steal
imagine what jamie’s tongue ring feels like
>>16132941Guy, stop
why is there a different crisis actress playing Hayter every week?
I can’t believe I’m excited for the house of bleghhhh because holy shit this show has been dire.
20 squid what is that?
Why is Jamie dressed like a music teacher from 1970s England?
20 DRUNK MEN 20 QUID
I want Jamie to beat me up
>>16132947I dunno the metric system but I guess a quid is like half a centimeter?
>House of Black vs JobbersI sleep
wonder how much she charged for a cream pie
>>16132938I meant "The Holidays" as in Thanksgiving and ChristmasI agree, let people have fun with Halloween first before the greedy corps plaster their shit everywhere
i wish i was one of those 20 drunk guys
>>16132963It's like 1/8 an almighty American dollar
>>1613295720 pounds sterling, which is like 17 bucks give or take
Holy shit why are they booking a jobber match for established guys? this is so stupid kek
Malakai sucks. Keep Brod and Bud tho
>announcing a two week build to a penelope ford match with nothing on the lineThey have unironically lost the plot with Jamie.
>>16132966Half ounce of weed
Never mind ITS ANOTHER JOB MATCH LMAOOO ARE YOU JOKING
>Another squash match on dynamite.BOTY
>>16132981in my head they're fighting for my attention
WHERE IS MERCEDES MONE
>>16132975It's 25 burgerbux
>HA HA , GOOD LUCK BOYS!
kek these poor bastard's about to get stiffed for shit pay
Who let 3 AEW fans into the ring? It's The Bitchtits Trio
>>16132962This, but with Shafir
I just don’t get why youre keeping and paying them just to do some squashes and then freeze them for a month
>>16132988Spending time with fans
>trannies watch this shit every week and lie to themselves that it's good
That guy is super yellow what the fuck?
Daddy Magic is based on color
>>16133000I don't get why my boss keeps me just to check the website but he does and I clear a paycheck doing the bare minimum brother. Work smarter, not harder.
Only Brody could revive the crowd after that Jericho match
>BUDDY'S GOT A MIC
>>16132861Did you buy tickets to Wrestlemania Shiorifag?
>Mathews is going to lose to Cole
>>16132978they don’t want to hurt their image cause Buddy jus resigned and Brody is their guy, Malakai is probably leaving so don’t want to put him over their guys (like they did with Andrade)
>>16133000Now that they did the whole respect thing with Brody and Darby I could see them doing the HOB saving Darby from Mox's gang and building a match out of that.
>>16133003I watch just to shitpost with my BREHS.
>WATCH OUT HES GOT A MIC
>NEXT WEEK...>I'M GONNA JOB TO ATOM SMOLhuh
Adam Cole vs Buddy Matthews The Battle of the Cucks
>>16133003it's really a fucking terribly booked wrestling show
>>16133021Cute bulge desu
>>16133017Jesus Christ that’s worse than losing to Garcia.
>>16132966>>16132947See this is why you dont go to bars to pick up chicks decades past their prime. You gotta either find nice neglected lonely girls in a Chuck E. Cheese ballpit or connect through babysitting networking until you find a nice girl. Both methods have worked for me
Fright Night Dynamite
>>16132930Only in GmK
BLUE COLE
C E O
99% of this show is ex WWE and it's really sad
need more shoot headbutts when dudes are in each other's faces
was there another hurricane or something? Why does this episode feel so weird and short staffed?
Same height but buddy should realistically beat this guy.
>>16132975>TFW I'm not Black enough for Mariah to want to go to my cookout
lmao BTFO
>>16133016Absolutely not
CEOCEOCEO CEO CEO
Is Kamille a Super Saiyan
Mercedes working my dick right now bros
Fucking hell, Mercedes...
>two guys Triple Paul wants but can never have
>>16132988finally, it's time to feast
Hello Kamille... Fuck off Manure Moans
KWEEN
Aminata is made for lesbian rimjobs
CEOCEOCEO
>>16133043That's not why the show is sad
god damn that caramel queen is a shoot semen demonlooks like a GTA character or something
>>16133054same thing i was thinking
Kween chads in is time to feast in honor of Cody
>>16133048Just start tanning for 7 hrs a day in an industrial tanning bed, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
id rather have lolmonewins instead of mone bodyguard shit
Queen I'm-A-Jobber
>Mercedes' caramel thighs
PUT THAT LITTLE CHOCOLATE BITCH IN THE RING AND MAKE HER SPREAD IT OPEN!
>Kween Aminata>Brazilian colorsSEXOEXO
>>16133079She looks like she has sex with white men
>>16133076
That was 3 lmaoooooo
>>16133050>Ame is goneGood riddance, what a shitter.
The Brickhouse makes me hard as brick bros.
>>16133062This is true
Is Queen amaretto always this awful?
>>16133094If anything she's the one who's good usually. Kamille has been shit this entire match so far
>>16133089Less gone than Selen
>2 green women against each otherwho booked this
>24 hours of Beetlejuicebased much better than this shit show
>>16133094Kamille has wrestled 75% squashes in her career
>Play the same movie for 24 hoursWhy?
>>16133094She looks like she is going through the motions tonight
>>16133094Yes
>>16133079More.
>>16133106but who was picture taker??
>>16133098This is why Jade Cargill never improved. AEW women's roster sucks ass
Fuck this gay leftist "Jesus" ad These fucks have caused all the problems they complain about
I want to cum in Aminata
>>16133112Emi
>>16133113More excursions to Japan needed for the greener wrestlers desu
>>16133106Looks like a horse
I don't usually advocate for squashes, but man the way this match is going so far I think both women are taking a hit right now. This is fucking rough.
>>16133114If your enemies kill you, you win
They should have given Aminata a short promo segment before this match to add more weight to this. This just feels like two women wrestling with no story. Hire me Tony
>>16133113Why hasn't Jade improved in WWE then?
>>16133115Yes.
Why make Kamille look weak here?? Is he gonna give Aminata a huge push?
this women's match is horrendousI'm going to bed
>>16133114They are trying to win back the people in the party that bought little parts of the bullshit about compassion but not about "Fuck jesus thats the other party kek" and cutting kids dicks off. Its still trying to manipulate them but if they fell for it in the first place they expect them to fall for it again
TonyRematchNow
Kamille struggling against Queen I'm-A-Jobber... It's OGRE
>>16133102WBD is devoid of original programming
>>16133132Because they threw her on the main roster in tag matches due to hype instead of making her go through NXT first...
>>16133124I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this match apart
Well, at least the part after the commercial break is decent
>>16133132Because they caved into her demands. She should have stayed in NXT for a minimum of 2 years but wants to be on the main roster because hurr durr I wrestled at your competition and was their longest reigning champ.
>>16133113>>16133132Some people are all looks but shitters in the ring. It's a Van Hammer syndrome
>>16133126Have you seen what happens to Tony's writers??
Why is Kamille going 50-50 here before her match with Stat next week
This is bad bad
>>16133113She's exactly the same now as she was in AEW>>16133124Agreed. Would've suited her character and feud better too. Why is a lowercard woman able to break her down to make this nearly as close as it was?
>>16133136Great body, shame about the Kofi Kingston face doe
aminatabros the outrunners went from zero to hero and we're still jobbing wtf
Was that even a Torture Rack? That looked like bad.
>>16133132>>16133113Jade was getting trained by Bryan Danielson himself and didnt improve in a year while Willow jumped from indy shitter to solid and not pissing in the ring during the same time. Its because Jade is fucking trash and expects her look to carry her
I cant even focus on Aminata matchesI am too consumed with thoughts of plowing her fat ass
>>16133143>When Hirsch came back and was overweight so she was busting out her outfit
>>16132813I've been away and missed this image.
>>16133158Makes zero sense, come on Tony fucking think bro
>>16133161I'm just happy to have AminatAss on my tv again desu
batman boob attire!
muscle mommies
Stats tits are depressing
Is this another tranny?
heel vs heel
that hit on Sashit was STIFF
They just buried Kamille with that match
>>16133176Fucking hell..
>>16133176>>16133175
Stat with the fat ass and tiny tits
Mercedes is absolutely disgustingI would never pull out
This is the most TNA it's ever been
Man, this is so bad, holy fuck. Kamille goes 50/50, looks weak. Whats the point?
>>16133180What tits?
love that tight CEO ass
>>16132813When did Statlander drop the alien gimmick?
>>16133188Well not flat enough for my tastes but not half bad
>>16133197Long time ago
>giving Mercedes jobber tier strengthDude...what the fuck are they doing? I get trying to make Kris look strong next Kamille but man come on.
>>16133189That much leg in those heels really does it for me and I don't know why
Are those people outside harassing Christian illegal immigrants????
>>16133191???TNA was good
Have those GEEKS just been standing outside the entire show? Grim.
>Have been standing out there for almost 2 hours waiting for guys that will sneak from the other side of the arenaBOTY
please god let christian squash kip sabian and end this retarded storyline forever
>>16133196Built for BWC
>Christian showing up 20 minutes before the show ends
>>16133188My type of lady
I want to fuck Mercedes so bad aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where the fuck is this Kip Semen storyline going?
AEW is legit the most embarrassing company ever
>>16133213Gonna be a Christian Face Turn.
why kip why
>Hook starts suplexing Mama Wayne with one of her titties in his mouth
>>16133218>AEW is legit the most embarrassing company ever
CHRISTIAN HAS GAINED A NEW SON
>>16133218nah
>>16133222mfw luchasaurus returns from DOUBLE pneumonia with a box on his head
Kip wants to be part of The Patriarchy?
>>16133225Your retardation and seethe is duly noted
HOOKsisters
>>16133225You honestly wish you were from India.
Is Kip Sabian trying to look like Michael Ps Hayes?????
>>16133218Just like Cover and Hololive.
lmao replacementsaurus
listen to me tyler
S'mo Joe needs to save Hook
Nick Plain botched the hell out of that, and now you bury HOOK with Little Orphan Pip
>>16133225I work in a phone store and those fuckers are ALWAYS the least respectful and most insistent on asking if "Is final price, yes?"I like Black Guys more thsn them at this stage, genuinely have more honor and are easier to talk to
Nick, pack on a bit more size for your father!
>>16133231yah
as an ALL ELITE god, i must say this has been one of the WOAT dynamites. everything is so second rate, besides the jericho vs mark match.
>Tyler
>christian doing stuff with KIP>house of black is going to job to Adam Cole’s group >jay white going to lose the feud with hangman >ftr leeching off the outrunnersCollision originals ain’t looking too good.
who the fuck is tyler
Is Nick Wayne related to Bruce Wayne?
Does everything need to be a story? Where are the bangers?
>>16133253Tony really booked a "It's 5 months till All Out so time for nothing to happen" dynamite when it's like 5 weeks till full gear.
>>16133259No he is Lil Waynes son
>>16133235>Your retardation and seethe is duly noted>>16133237>You honestly wish you were from India.I prefer indoor plumbing that works.
Um bros, let's just call this a filler episode
>>16133263Got a banger for you RIGHT HERE*grabs crotch*
This really has been a painful nothing happening Dynamite
>>16133259Its his evil son raised by the league of assassin despite there being no indication he had a nearly fully grown son all these years
>>16133271thats what we called the last episode though
>>16133278So is Christian trying to steal Bruce's money?
>>16133278why would there be any indication of him having a fully grown son?
>>16133263bangers are over, only story from now on...
holy shit what a dimeless main event
>>16133270pajeets don't have enough grey matter in their brains to differentiate art and real life
>>16133271Too bad it's a filler episode and not a "fill her" episode
>main event private party trios matchYeah I'm out
Too many stories on this show. I want graps
>>16133233i wanna be part of the patriarchy too..>>16133263>bangers>without kenny presentlol
>>16133294I would put Anna over cleanly
>>16133278>AEW NEEDS TO DEVELOP STORYLINES>AEW develops storylines.Suddenly incoming jeets shitting all over Dynamite like its their own street and ocean.
Match ends in a Neo Mozi and TEMU NWO brawl and putting Ratings Cancer Garcia and the DoucheBucks in the Main Event.
>this is the main event I really hate this company
>>16133285>Fully grown Son
>>16133253Watching AEW is starting to feel like a chore. I really liked them before but now I feel like dropping AEW altogether. I've already given up on Rampage and Collision. It's fucking sad. But at least WWE is good these days.
Who caused the overrun?
>>16133295>girl1: Kumquat>brush: distintas.net >girl2: literally and unironically me
Is this the night we see Shane O Mac?
>>16133284Indeed old chum. Truely a DIABOLICAL plan from a fiendsish mastermind like Christian
>>16133311It's not Shane McMahon, it's Jim Cornette!
>>16133294Will Hobbs is a lucky man!
Guys, how do we feel about our EVPs?
>young cucks>jungle fag>gay garcia >private party Yeah, fuck this. I'm out
Matt’s pearls kek
>>16133302The fuck you dumb nigger? Im busting on DC here becuase I hate Daimen Wanye and you are comparing me to a fuck street shitter?
>>16133302>the only thing stopping the stench of shit soaked streets in india from reaching the US is brazilthis explains so much
>>16133289high school twinks doing gymnastics
>>16133315Based Hobbsbro
Fucking Private Party and Daniel Garcia main event, with this roster. Tony, what the absolute fuck are you doing?
ummmmmmm where's mox?
>>16133328Crazy Harley is entertaining
Can the young bucks shoot fire daniel garcia?
>>16133315MVP here. Ye'all better stop using good family men like Hobbs and Bobbo for your cuck fetish booollsheet Rabbi
>>16133235>>16133237Any mid-card guy from Ring of Honor would expose Roman Reigns in the ring. Also, Mox has had more success than the other two Shield members combined.
>>16133264>>16133253>>16133306this is clearly a filler dynamite. look at the halloween card, tony is loading that one up and sacrificing this show to do it.
>the bucks haven’t shown up at all until nowweird
can't tell if the guys outside belong more in a gimmick battle royale or the andre the giant memorial
>Dark Order not each holding all the TMNT weapons
>>16132813SAVE US MOX
why didnt they give the guy's outside some chairs?
>>16133339Not until the 21st of September next year
>>16133342Poor bait
>>16133342>successyeah at the 12 stepsor a receding hairline
>>16133343That's why I said it's like he's booking the doldrums of old Dynamite when there was way too much time between ppvs so NOTHING happened for weeks.
>>16133203based Rainmaker openly lusting for that caramel poontang every time she's on screen
>>16133355Why won't Andretti use his laser eyes?
>>16133343>a filler dynamiteIsn't that true every week?
>>16133362>success>yeah at the 12 stepsThat might not be the flex you thought it was.
>>16133355What if they all get run over?
>>16133343Tony needs to sacrifice some wrestlers desu.
HERE COMES THE MONEY
Is Stokely trying to recruit Private Party?
>>16133370It was a one-time thing that was retconned in his later ROH arcs
Where is MORTOS?
>>16133379Why do you think they have John Silver in the middle? He nearly flipped the truck last week
>>16133393>Still chasing after the truckHe'll never catch it
Ratings Cancer Garcia and Private Party..."Big Main Event" KEK
>>16133292That's why they love AI so much.
>4 threadsratings will be brutal
HERE COMES THE MONEY!
>>16133394
That was very synchronize
>>16133401185M tranny
>>16133391maybe he got heat for shoot hurting hologram
>>16133407They've been doing this for a while.
people should not be kicking out of a poisonrana fucking hell
>>16133412>maybe he got heat for shoot hurting hologramHe works stiff. They know this
>>16133400Crazy how exposure over the internet & irl to Indians has made me empathise with Pakistanis At least they have some sort of code of honor & aren't kmown for scamming & shitting in the streetsJust having a terrible religion & being awful to women, I'd take them over Jeets any day tho
>>16133418What if they have an antidote?
>that ref trip
>>16133419wtf
>>16133391sex with me
>>16133434Don't
>>16133430It's lucha libre, yo.
ZAY SINGLES PUSH LETS GO
MOX NO, DON'T HURT CHUCK!
OC vs Mox rematch
Private Party loses and a newly formed Secluded Shindig forms.Big brain move.
That arm catch on Garcia was wla well timed accident
What the fuck is Moxley's beef with Private Party
lmao that's why Chuck's on air tonight
guessing private party are going to win the belts
It's like the Bloodline ending Smackdown every week but gay and dimeless
DON'T HURT CHUCK!!
rip chuckie t
why they take bro's shoes off before killing him
Perry was glowing
What a lame ass ending
>>16133458This implies the headshrinkers 2K were not dimeless
is orange going ssj or something
orange and the gang vs mox and bcc....fucking told you guys, this is a horrible story to put the belt on oc, not darby
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHANE?
>>16133418Aaah. (3 seconds later) Ouuuuugh (3 seconds later) Aaah. (3 seconds later) Ouuuuugh
>>16133464Remember when Eddie knocked the Bucks out cold, stole their Jordans, left the ring, then went back and stole their socks too?
>>16133472got lost on the way there
holy shit AEW sucked tonight
>>16133464>Named Chuck Taylor>Take his Chuck TaylorsStripped of a career and shoes
20 Retard Babyfaces stood outside and still couldn't stop Neo Mozi
>>16133476I miss Kingston.
>Mox kills Chuck Taylor>I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>16133472saving it for Full Gear
>>16133479That's said every week though
>>16133481BRAVO VINCE
>>16133471BCC = NWOOrange Cassidy = Lex LugerDarby = StingOrange gets taken out first. Darby returns to beat Mox and win the title back for AEW
>>16133470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdX78421ICEArt imitates art
RATE THE SHOW!5/10 for meAs usual Hanger & Fletchie were highlights for me everything else felt so fillerish & emptyWish it was Full Gear buildup time already desuSee yiu bros on Sp00ky Dynamite!
>>16133500There are WAY worse things to rip off.
>>161335037/10They're actually developing storylines and letting things breathe. Case in point, Cole vs MJF.
>>16133503-100/10
>>16133491doesn't make it a false statement
