Anonymous
10/24/24(Thu)13:41:28 No.16137086

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Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)13:41:28 No.16137086

[Tremendous News]
Iyo Sky(34) fucking won and worked the antis into a shoot and is....
>brat
>cute
>perfect
>pure
>friendly
>smart
>beautiful
>strong
>cheerful
>#1 player in the universe
>the God of Joshi
>biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today
>uplifting
>supreme talent
>an emoji
>has AURA
>superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable
>winner of the Joshi Civil War
>soft
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
>the GOAT
>smol
>adorable
>sturdy
>powerful
>breathtaking
>cheesy
>innocent
>cat enthusiast
>disciplined
>athletic
>genius
>pretty
>amazing
>stupendous
>terrific
>tough
>based
>brilliant
>sexy
>charming
>slick
>phenomenal
>thighGODDESS
>pitQUEEN
>hot
>brilliant
>shiny
>loving
>caring
>sensitive
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>kind
>hates aOSU
>great butt
>hilarious
>courteous
>thrifty
>brave
>clean
>reverent
>clever
>traditional
>godly
>humble
>sweet
>sassy
>saucy
>does not use weave like a black girl
>3 million viewer woman
>the main attraction
>ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Iyomaniacs home happy
>a worthy obsession
>bigger draw than all AEW(5O2k) wrestlers COMBINED
>never starts fights with her co-workers and is the true embodiment of a locker-room leader
and most importantly
>THE CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTS AND SOON TO BE WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!(EAT SHIT LIV YA WALKING YEAST INFECTION)
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
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