Previous:>>16141788>Cody Rhodes imitating Tensaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7g_xjE7qoA
Jews rock!
>>16145590Kek
This really do be Slopdown. I'd want a refund if I had to go to a modern day SD.
>WHEATLEY SO GOOD I DRINK IT NEATLY
>>16145590she's so fucking cute bros holy fucking shit I'm literally in love
reddit is seething over la knight
>spergs out and says he won
i want to fuck the midriff bitch from the wheatley commercial
>>16145590NXT Level Up>Dante Chen and Drake Morreaux vs. Uriah Connors>Dion Lennox vs. Mark Coffey>Tyra Mae Steele vs. Izzi Dame
>>16145607t. Gargano
>>16145607
candace's tight tummy doe
>>16145612>>Dante Chen and Drake Morreaux vs. Uriah ConnorsThis is the match
>>16145607She married a redditor, that's worse than burning coal.
>playing wrestling empire>booker asks me to ref a match>i just beat the shit out of both of them and fast count whoever pins first
>>16145597It didn't happen, but it should have. Let me make that clear.
>>16145618need a pixie bride NOW
>>16145603I'm only 4.5 inches.
N
Will we be seeing Bayley tonight?
Based Aldis laying downt the law
>>16145592IMAGINE
Nick doesn't fuck around
Fuck you Aldis
is it just me or is LA knight not looking too great? is he ill or something?
Crown Jewel's card is looking really good, on paper
YEAH
knew it, a triple threat was being set up
Naomi has a big, fat butt.
Knight turning heel to face Cody
>>16145635BASED
>>16145635That kid will become a troon no fucking doubt about it
Bros, Candice's theme is the only Def Rebel song I like. Do I have shit taste?
Crown Jewel card honestly looks better than the past few ppvs.
>Candy LeRoux!
Love how every black woman wrestler is stripper coded
>It's candy timeWhy did that sound so pervy
>Candice getting the Michin push
why does the Speed title never appear on TV?
>>16145639He's in his 40s not exactly a spring chicken no mo
I hate women's wrestling so fucking much bros.
Indi is pure lesbo sex tonight.
>>16145655better than bash in berlin
luv indi
>>16145661Because Elon paid for its exclusivity
is candice really the best we can do?also cole please just stop
>>16145655Why? Are there 6 matches instead of 5? An hour and 30 minutes of commercials, as opposed to an hour and 50 minutes of commercials? Yeah, sooooo great!
Hopefully we see Candice's ass again
>>16145651>he focuses on the face
Remember that weird feud Candice had with Maxxine Dupri early this year where she kept making fun of Maxxine's dead brother?
>>16145661WWE is actually managed in different universes
>>16145673not enough hypodermic needles for you?
>>16145651That caricature resembles Naomi better than Naomi does lmao.
>>16145668
Whose fault is it this match sucks?
>>16145675>he focuses on the fake ass
Wait, what city are we in tonight?
>>16145668yum I love this big bitch
"the poison pixie" is a terrible ring name
>>16145661Elon is a retard and doesn't want free advertising
she didn't move...
It's just me or Candice look hotter this last week's?
>>16145676I believe didn't go anywhere because the Gable storyline was more interesting
This Smackdown has been bleh besides the Knight chimp out
>>16145673you get... commercials.. on ppvs????
>>16145640liv vs nia will be pornographic
>>16145692It's just (you).
>>16145689What would be a better name?
>>16145698It's Peacock, where you pay a minimum of 8 bucks to watch so yeah there's commercials
WHEATLEY I DRINK IT WEEKLY
>Apple IntelligenceWhat a faggot company
>>16145679I'm straight edge, I don't do drugs (or consume any form of alcohol or smoke, for that matter), I've also hated faggots longer than you've been alive (which is, what, 16 years for you?), and I've been a Professional Wrestling fan longer than you've been alive (which is, again, 16 years for you).Your first WrestleMania was 35, and you deem that to be a 'classic.' It's no wonder that you consoom this actual goyslop lol. Also, I'm QUITE positive you're overweight and brown, which makes you even more pathetic.
>>16145684>discredits fake shit>on /pw/
>>16145675Face > hips > ass > titsIn that order
>>16145699That must feel like heaven
>trying to watch both Smackdown and the world series>both have egregiously frequent and long ad breaksGod I hate american tv
>>16145701The Cringe Chick
>>16145703simply don't be poor and pay the non-ad one stupid
>>16145704WHEATLEY, SO GOOD I DRINK IT (the holocaust never happened but by all accounts, it definitely should have) NEATLY!
>>16145707holy seethe
>>16145716The World Series is literally on a free channel. It floats in the air and you can pick it up with an antenna at zero cost. Some commercials are completely reasonable.
Candace has that GYAT
>>16145708sorry I don't get worked by BBL's
HAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU WATCH ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
Have they just decided that Indi is hopeless as a wrestler and made her a valet?
>>16145707>I'm straight edgebait
>>16145720I have the premium subscription, you still get advertisements, you dumb and brown faggot lmao. The in-between filler segments are constant "BUY THIS SHIT FROM WWE SLOP!" and other crap. Remove your mouth and tongue from Tripshit's asshole, brown zoomcel.
>still remember that huge botch by Indi in her last nxt match and she cried a bit as she got pity cheered by the audience
I think I Naomi is the problem here. This match is dull.
>Those "hammer fists" from Candace
>>16145597Based
>You could be watching the NBA, NHL or the literal World Series right now>Instead you're watching pretend fighting that's designed to be watched by 10 year oldsWow, how embarrassing. What's your excuse for this terrible decision making?
WHEATLY I RAPE BITCHES WEEKLY
>>16145744I'm 33 and white with Germanic heritage. Gas yourself you virgin sperg.
>>16145725How am I seething? You're brown and I'm White, I won the genetic lottery while you lost it.
when was the last time Indi ever wrestled?
>>16145749Hate the Yankees
this one guy having a melty lmao
>>16145755Brown hands typed this
the Dumper Duo strikes again
Bayley wearing green panties I see
Bayley just copping a feel there
SEX WITH BAYLEY'S FAT ASS
Bayley to the rescue!
>>16145759Only thing that comes to mind recently.
was sup n-yoI see... yes...
why are nxt women's matches good but main roster women's matches make me want to shoot myself
>sasha banks mentioned
GYATT
>>16145749>You could be watching slop>Instead you're watching slopWeeeeeeeeellllllll excuseeeeee meeeeeeeeee
Sexual pin
girls love smacking each others butts
dat donk doe
Man they are milking the fuck out of Wyatt's death harder than Eddie's.
>>16145766Kek I caught the slip too
>>16145771That was rhetorical moment Naomi got over with me
Agent 47 is back to guard the belt!!!
>>16145776Because NXT women have defined personalities and quirks so you are more prone to overlook the rough matches and enjoy them from a more conceptual level
these ads are so blackpilling kek america is fucked
>>16145776
>>16145749I live a few miles from Barclays Center and the seats get cheaper on the day of
>>16145749>squeakycourt>canadianfighting>boreballNeck yourself my guy
>>16145776Because Naomi is not a good wrestler. Also the NXT audience watches these girls live every week so they feel like they know them, and they're really excited to see them wrestling.
>>16145622No it isn't.
>>16145776It's crazy how the main roster women's division is basically gonna be completely replaced in the next couple of years.
there are literally nothing wrong with being brown
>>16145770The fat Bayleys always make me kek
>>16145776Because Shawn knows he has the gooner audience, and has to keep them with a good story
>>16145590This 15 min timer has go away heat with me, brother.
>>16145811
I am a Gooner and I am proud.
>Cody and Bianca on the lowrider
This wegovy ad is the most surreal and dystopian American ad I've ever seen
Which moment has been replayed more on WWE TV: the DX Tank or Cenas debut?
>>16145819I miss when Bing AI was usuable
>>16145808its crazy how much worse the wrestlers from indies have mostly been than the homegrown nxt girls. like blair davenport looked like total shit the whole time she was in nxt
Bing Qi Ling
WaitJohn Cena is why its called the Ruthless Aggression era?
Well there are massive spoilers out already for the rest of Smackdown tonight
>>16145776NXT's are just as terrible if not worse
>>16145826I don't think either have been played as much as the grocery store brawl
>>16145830He was the biggest star of the era after all
>>16145830Nope.
>Wnba championsKWAB
>>16145776Because HBK
>>16145714
>>16145832jaida parker (like 30 matches total) vs roxanne was better than 90% of main roster womens matches this year
>>16145831wait what?
>>16145711>Posts someone with a gross growth on their faceBad example bro lmao
>Lin-ManuelDid he grow up with Bad Rabbit and Damien Priest too?
>>16145830Nah Vince cut a promo with people in the ring on some Raw before that and told the roster he needed someone to step up with RUTHLESS AGRESSION because Austin and Rock left
>WOOOOAOAAAAAH!
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH
WOOOAAAAAHHHHH
>IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME >WHOOOOAAAAH OH
>>16145831k
W O A HOAH
>>16145832Nah, because we have hot college ath-o-lete ass to look at
God I hate this ring announcer
le entrance man is here!
>>16145843Smackdown is on type delay because they are doing 2 shows. They've already finished up tonight's show, and there are some wild spoilers
Cody found a future queen in the audience to hug
Lol oh Cody...
>>16145766They weren't green when she put them on...
Cody... Your father... Was a screw up!
thoughts on crown jewel>Owens/Orton, Gunther/Cody, Nia/Liv, LA/Melo/Andrade and Sneed/Seff
I think what makes fake injury man so retarded is that he insists on skinny fit suitslike is he a fucking teen girl who thinks he's too fucking fat
i thought samantha left ???>"it's her birthday!!"kek ignored her
Cody is the man.
GOONTAH
AR is back or not??
>>16145859jewish whore. If she doesn't want to be passed around by White men, she can be fertilizer. Simple as
nxt women's matches are just as shit as any other, why is their fanbase filled with horny simpy jeets?
kek he was just gesturing at this dick
HH
No one says Goontah like Sam... Sadge
>>16145872>Cody ignoring a little black girlHe's going to feel so bad when he sees this
>>16145842You're being tricked by the audience who will pop for literally anything including grandma getting the mail, put that match on RAM and it dies a death
based
the rawtists are seething about nxt being better than their shit show again
>>16145887it was at a live ppv in denver or something, not the nxt mark crowd
>>16145870Should be good. Cody/Gunther is MOTY potential.
>>16145872That shit made me laugh, especially since she was reasonably attractive (most likely because of the fakeup lel), yet he bothered paying attention to some negroette spawn whose mother looked like an AI generated image of a negress. Cody's gay as fuck lmao
>>16145744>very clear distinction between peacock ads and WWE inbetween-breaks where they have nothing else to talk about>i'm the one in the wrong for assuming """commercials""" is talking about the former, the obvious one.
>>16145890nxt is aew tier, settle down lil bro
>>16145891It was No Mercy at Denver this year
Gunther has been dimes in the mic since the feud with Priest
Do germans not wear socks with shoes?
Gunther is so fucking good bros. Absolute dimes, all the time.
>cutting off the WOAH with his own themeBased GUNTHER
Ilya failed on Raw send him back to the minor leagues
>>16145890???No one watches NXT
Great show so far
gunther is so fucking funny kek
>Comedian GuntherHe def posts here.
>>16145900imagine gunther vs drew part dreux
>Gunther shook the cody kids handi thought he was the heel?
Holy hell that is one ugly ass belt, cant believe they're putting it over like it's NWA's Big Gold.
>>16145910It's uncanny
>>16145898>>16145907rawtism on display
its literally unfair that gunther is also a goated sports entertainer
>>16145913>Triple H vs Booker T WM19 part 3
i can't fucking stand cody
Gunther is not wrong desu
Gunther is the better man here.
>>16145910>>16145920It is an election year, probably just excess meme magic floating around.
gunther is right
Gunther is the man
>brudda
>>16145927Every promo of his is the same, every. single. promo.
WOOOOAOAAAAAH!
>Gunther shooting on Cody and telling him not to mention his daughter for pity points in promoslmao
Cody is so cringe
>little girl with a you forgot me in Nashville Cody signWhat
This is some "Lex Luthor asking Superman why he helps people" tier promo
Carny vs. Realist
Gunther with the Audemars Piguet? Damn
What a shit promo from Cody
NEWSFLASH BROTHA!
>>16145941>Cody ignores the point and goes for cheap pops insteadCody is lame
>Where were you January 6th?Woah woah hold on Codeman
>cody calls himself a kingkween bros...uhhh based
MmmmmmmCody Badasses
wtf hes so corny
>>16145947He's so cringe that he goes full circle and is based again
we are PROUD to be theatre kids
kek gotta love the messy king
Cody really promos like he's running for president
>>16145953can't believe that Cawdy got out promoed by Gunther
>My fans aren't Cody Crybabies they are Cody Badasses!!
Cody is fucking weird.Get the belt off this psychopathic geek ASAP.
>>16145960carny*
i feel bad for gunther he's an anti draw
>where are you in summer 92huh?
FUCK CHARITY
>Have you seen my brother Based Codester. Put him in the hall of fame Aitch.
>>16145961The sincerity is what sells Cody
GUTLESS CHAMPION
cody sucks and just called his fans little drama queen bitches
Every time Gunther smiles it just cracks me up lmao
>>16145966That was an unbelievable cope lmao, 'Cody Crybabies' bitched online because we almost got a better match at WrestleMania XL (Roman vs. Rock) and not to mention, all of them are overweight losers.Cody Fatasses, if anything.
>>16145957Topical!
>>16145965Ever since he started his comedian gimmick Gunther has been great on the mic
BASED GUNTHER
Goddamn Gunther is based and correct
this promo is fucking hilarious
Cody barely even wrestles lmao. Why does he always jerk himself off about being a workhorse
that belt is a gigantic eyesore
>>16145960Yeah, Walter sucks
TRUTHNUKE BY GUNTHER
Mania is gonna be Cody vs Goldust. That would be so based. Imagine Goldust as champ for like a day kek
>>16145983>I SAY NO TO ALL ZE CHARITIESabsolutely based
gunther is so fucking good
Well he does lead that other kraut and guinea butt they kicked out the guinea
GUTS
>gutless championfucking basedgunther is like one of the best mic workers and the best in ring worker in the world. gotta love him
>>16145979>got a better match at WrestleMania XL (Roman vs. Rock)Stop trolling
>guts is taking a cheap shotThis is your face champion according to hunter
>fuck them kids>-gunther
CHINK?????
that was a shoot brother
Based promo from GuntherI'm sick of guys crying about having to do appearances
What that came out of nowhere
Based GUNTHER and Ludwig
>>16145988I'm hoping HHH approved that shit design just to rib the Saudis
>gutsbased
>chink
>Tell your bosses no>Tell the media no>Tell charityYou could've just wrapped this up by just saying you don't listen to Jews Gunther.
Cody couldn't handle Gunther was saying the truth and attacked him kwab
kek at 300 pound randy sprinting down
>gooner wins the promo againit's just that easy
>>16145996He's literally me
>>16146002
>>16146016Same
The Way Orton just cannot stop himself staring at that belt lolHe wants it so fucking bad for real
NO FLEX
>motor city in main eventbased
>>16145979Don't you have a shitty movie to promote, Dwayne? What is it this time, a Santa Clause action movie? Lmao
>>16145749>watching the NBA, NHL or the literal World Seriesabsolute dogshit to the point mandrama is betteronly football is worth a dam not that dogshit called handegg
THEY KNOOOOOWWW BETTA!THEY KNOOOOOWWW BETTA!
Why does WWE have old people and POC commercials?
>>16145998Rock vs. Roman Reigns, a once in a lifetime event (especially taking the stakes of the match into consideration, the 1,300+ day Title reign), a legitimate Superstar tier bout. Nah, instead, we got the same match we got the year prior at WrestleMania 39. Only for the result to be (unsurprisingly) the opposite (Cody wins, and mystery meat mark whore fake cries), and Cody has since proven to be clown.If you think I'm trolling, you're brown, simple as.
FRIDAY NIGHT NO FLEXZOOOOONE
>>16145749America has too many sports.
>>16146026>Flex>ZonePick one
Excellent show so far please don't ruin it
I just remembered this is on a tape delay. Spoilers are out there is you want to look.
>>16146020at this point i cant tell if hes gonna go heel for it, hes too over as a face right now
Me? I'm just waiting for the Rock to declare he's with Roman's bloodline and then betray him and head over to Solo's Bloodline 2.0
>>16146028We grow old and don't kill ourselves like you trannies lmao
>>16146029Didn't read your sad troll attempt
>>16146029>you're brown
>>16146023I'm White and have been a Professional Wrestling for 25 years lol, your reply was lame and didn't negate my point.You, however, are brown and have been a tourist for (I'm being generous here) about 6 years. Your first WrestleMania was 35 and you deem that to be a 'classic.'When I look into a mirror, I see a human because I'm White. When you look into a mirror, you see a demon spawn, because you are brown. Simple as
>>16146037You must be watching a Smackdown from 2003 cuz this show got ruined 2 minutes in
>>16146048>you are brown
Who's watching the bret hbk ironman livestream during ad breaks?
>>16146039That main event is kind of nuts.
>>16145590NEXT>>16146054>>16146054>>16146054
>>16146043black or mexican?how dark is your skin
>>16146045It's fine, I get it, browns (and blacks have low IQs. Fun fact: Koko the Gorilla (God rest her soul, because she had one unlike browns and blacks) was smarter than 95% of cretins with black and brown skin. That's fucking hilarious to me. An actual animal was smarter than 95% of browns and blacks during her lifetime, and everyone else's. LOL
>>16146048Holy shit dude you are SEETHING this evening. What's the matter, mommy bought the wrong brand of tendies?
>>16146066I think some brown dude kicked his ass or something lmao
>>16146046It's the sure-fire retort that denounces any and all 'arguments' from actual retards: (rightfully) Accuse them of having black or brown skin, and then watch them seethe because your accusation was correct.
>>16146066How am I seething? I was born human, you weren't. I'm happy about that. If I were in your position (being born demon spawn) then, yeah, I'd be seething. But, I'm human (White), so everything's good.
>>16146113post your hand.
>>16146064whiter than you amerimutt
>>16146077Not at all, I've never lost a fight in my life (I also haven't been in one since middle school, though, admittedly).But, that's your usual cope. It's either 'wypipo dun sezun dey FEWD,' 'muh jewish porn British Broadcasting Channel myth, 'muh melatonin,' or 'lel, wypipo cahnt fyt (but then afterwards cry about being colonized while failing to see the irony because low IQ)You aren't human.
>>16146136You didn't capitalize the W in White (btw, I'm not the anon you were replying to), so it's safe to say your skin is about as 'White' as a dirty toilet (which is something your 'people' don't even use, Pravneet).
>>16146143Post your hand.
i love to see the brown fighting about who is whiter lmao
