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I could beat the shit out of everyone ITT no question
>inb4 the final boss stops cody from winning at crown jewel
>>16146054FAT, BLACK ASSES.
>>16146054NXT Level Up>Dante Chen and Drake Morreaux vs. Kale Dixon Uriah Connors>Dion Lennox vs. Mark Coffey>Tyra Mae Steele vs. Izzi Dame
>DIY main eventing over the Bloodline>Booked his wife to go over Iyo for the twitter belt>Booked his wife into the biggest story in Smackdown's women's divisionTriple H has an affair with Gargano, 100% confirmed
IYO :D
>>16146081SKY
>>16146076Anon is going to be crying in about 45 mins
Based GM summit
Lash and Jakara going to Saudi
fatal 4 way for the women's tag belts in saudi arabia
I wanna eat Ava's asshole.
>bianca and jade drop the titles without getting pinned againzzz
IYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AVA!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see all of them in those skin tight outfits
based match
Fuck off Ghetto Child, the rest can stay
>four black males and four women wrestling for the women's titles...
JOHNNY GORGANZOLA AND TOMATO CHOMPADOA
The Meta Four girls are going to be on a main roster PLE. That's awesome.
Did they really need to fly all the gms out for that? That could have been an email
Based DEI
>Johnny Gargano match>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during a Gargano match>you could literally hear a pin drop during Johnny Gargano's entrance>you could literally hold a golf tournament during a Gargano promo>you could literally hold a moment of silence during a Gargano match>you could literally host a funeral in the arena during a Gargano match>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during a Gargano match>you could literally have students study during a Gargano match>a deaf person would literally feel at home during a Gargano match>you could literally sleep during a Gargano match>you could literally name every Johnny Gargano fan>you could literally count Johnny Gargano fans on one hand>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promo>you could literally confess your sins during a Gargano promo>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Gargano match without somebody hearing it
inb4 the "DIY are actually over" faggot.
crown jewel is looking like a shit show
Why force the women to go to saudi? WTF H
saudi is too horny. they want all type of women
>jade and bianca aren't the ones pinned so they can protect them while they lose the titlesagain
are iyo and kari dressing more slutty ??
sixth match on a ple HOLY SHIT>>16146107saudi one too, they about to get paid>>16146108ava is there because the rock is there
>>16146111The rat line always gets a pop from me brother
>>16146108It's NYC, not Australia.
the first version of this theme was way better but each new theme they've got since their debut has been shittier and shittier.gargano alone has had like a dozen songs wtf
>hating on GOATgano
>>16146119They're just wearing more black
>>16146117GOD I WANNA BE ON MY KNEES IN THAT ROOM
FUCK DIYFUCK DIYFUCK DIYWE WANT PRETTY DEADLY
lickable jakara tummy
>>16146122That's a Cornetteism.
GIVE THEM THE BELTS ALREADY
>>16146122for me it's the moment of silence, like it's just so on the nose.
wow
>>16146121I think Crown Jewel last year had one of the matches on the pre-show. I think it was Sami vs JD. I wonder if they'll do that.
>>16146137
IM BROWNDABA DEE DABA DIEIF I WAS WHITE I WOULD CRYIF I WAS WHITE I WOULD CRY
>>16146141
>Cody and Randy vs Imperium next weekMight have to tune in
Fuck sportsball and the morons who worship it
I read that NFL Post Malone caption as Finner Things.
Unpopular opinions: DIY theme is good
>>16146157It's a rip off of Austin Theory's old theme, I swear.
>>16146151To be fair Aldis mogs like 95% of the roster
>>16146157It is but I miss This Rebel Heart
>>16146137don't look at the spoiler thread on the boardor maybe do, idk
>>16146111>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promoKEK
Watching this show you'd think SMACKDOWN only has like 15 wrestlers in total
>>16146160It literally has some of the same lyrics
>>16146157just realized I couldn't even tell you what it sounds like after years of seeing these two
>>16146157It's not, but it's still the best thing DIY has
I'm raising my fist
4 janneties
BANG BANG
>this dog shit theme for the Guns yuck
ALL THE PYRO
cute ref
I guess the fireworks budget got a bump
MCMG are hot
The vocals in the beginning of this MCMG song literally sounds like suno ai vocals.
>>16146157It's not but the chorus is very reminiscent of 00s alternative rock
>Zero pop
RAISE UR FIST
Which one is which?
whoa da fuuuuuuuuck
Literally who
Guaranteed the crowd will be loving this by the end.
literally who
they deserve bigger poos
Its like im watching NXT black and gold
Isn't Shelley a physical therapist now or something
>mirror match
>no more MOOOTOORRR CIIIITYYYY
Corey know him?
What the fuck was that hand work twisty shit.. that looked fucking awful
>>16146200E Drones are morons bros
Being an indy wrestler in the oughties must've been so cool
MOTOR CITY
>not knowing about the machine gunsDid you guys start watching wrestling in 2022?
>AEW match Switching the channel for a bit, let me know when it's over bros.
Okay, that's some impressive crowd chanting
>>16146217i watch wwe.
>>16146217I only watch draws
>>16146217E Drones are a special kind of stupid
>>16146226Same. That's how I know about them though, I watched TNA for a while for AJ Styles.
>thunderous "JOHNNY WRESTLING" chantsHoly based!
michael cole SHUT THE FUCK UP
HHH where is the finna Iranian gimmick? Hire Rusev back and give him a new Iron Sheik gimmick
>>16146217at least 80% of the WWE audience don't even watch wrestling outside of the WWELike when Punk makes references to his time in AEW and the live crowd is completely silent because most of them don't even know what AEW is
>>16146228>what, you DON'T know these people that you've never seen before in your entire life, and have never appeared before on the show you watch??
This is fucking terrible
>>161462172021 for me actually
You know what would revitalize the tag division? If they cut good promos on each other and started doing backstage brawls. It's really that simple
>law and order SJW Fuck off
i dont mind mcmg but they 100% need to cut out posing and mugging for the crowd so much. indie shitter tendency
Is that the Newsradio lady in the new L&O season
this shit AEW tier, just more boring since they're doing the moves correctly not botching
>>161462172002 actually. Probably before you were born. Born brown.
Imagine watching a Machine Guns match and it's not being called by the Professor and Dee Dubya
>>16146237Didn't read your E Drone seethe Your ass hurt is duly noted though
>>16146228
80% of the audience tonight is made up of women who only got into wrestling in the past 2 years because of Rhea tiktoks and are there to take pics for their Instagram Of course they don't know who MCMG, they wouldn't know who AJ Styles is either
>>16146245aew isnt the only indy show stupid
I'm an E-drone but I'm watching Bound for Glory tomorrow.
>>16146217People here only watch WWE. Watched them when they were blowing up in TNA and Japan
>>16146255does AEW own or partner with the other indie shows you are talking about?
I want to be that gooks dog.
a white male brown female couple??!?!? WTF GOLDFISH IS BASED
>>16146262Stop noticing things goytoy
Uhhh...no Bloodline tonight? I need my weekly coconut story. I don't watch wrestling, I'm just here for the story.
idk what to call this kind of match but all matches like this one feel like the same match over and over and over again. every black and gold match felt the same
Is it just me or is there a lot of time left on this show? Didn't they say this was the main event?
>>16146217THE MOTOR CITY?? THIS MATCH IS HECKIN DIMESOLA BROS.HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
whos going in the prime bottle this year? Kai Cenat, Mr. Beast, Jellyroll, Snoop Dogg, The Rizzler, Hawk Tuah girl, Tyrese Haliburton, Sexxy Redd, Joe Hendry, Cole Custer, Ricky, Pat McAffee?
>Michael Cole talking about TNA and New Japanit still feels weird to me
>>16146251>I didn't read your comment but i'm going to assume you're wrong and i'm right because that's my worldview at all timesyou know what, based.
Who is the Janetty of MCMG?
>>16146266>no Bloodline tonightNo wonder this is a decent episode
>>16146255Yes, it is.Tony Kwab kills the indy scene in USA, Mexico and Japan
>>16146275sabin
Every DIY match starts with no pop, and ends with the crowd on their feet
>Crowd popping for MCMGThe tards here are wrong yet again
>>16146274Why are you still replying, bro? I don't give a shit what you are saying
ok i hate the motor city guys
The Lucha Bros have got to be so mad right now
>>16146284you can also cease replying.
>>16146283mcmg are ostensibly more dimes than diy by at least 100000%
>>16146281they're standing because they cant see the vanilla midgets past the fat smarks in front row
>>16146281Carmelo-Andrade effect?
>>16146281Goes to show you how much "le good match" matters in the long term
>>16146281Yeah on their feet and straight out the exit!Carlos.jpg
>>16146241yeah the tag teams need storylines too raw also is doing that
>>16146283This is the dumbest board on 4chan after all
>>16146195Called it.
>>16146275Shelley
>>16146292But 100000% of 0 is still 0
>>16146294I guess Smackdown is officially the workrate show again. With CCT segments throughout.
AEW should have signed these manlet shittersThey are not good enough for the WWE
Is this shitter match still going on?? What the fuck
Fuck DIY
>mcmg winsbased
BASED
Give MCMG promo time. They're actually good.
makes me so happy to see the mcmg on smackdown. still kinda feels surreal
I'm not gonna lie, this might actually be the worst Def Rebel theme yet.
Oh cool, MCMG got one over
OMG GARGANO CIAMPA FEUD :D
Wait what else is on this show
Of course the mark ass Johnny Sameface eats the pin because he likely offered himself anyway
>>16146300>Sabin's ring name is derived from the character Sabin Rene Figaro from the video game Final Fantasy VIBased
lmao DIY KWAB
>>16146275rare case of double Michaels>>16146281That's pretty much the case for most of the workrate-focused guys on WWEIlja and Ricochet had a match where they were almost the only guys to get a reaction from a random crowd on RAW earlier this year
not a fan of diy, but saban shouldnt have been able to kick out of two finishing moves, one of which being a tag move
But wait... There's MORE!
>Having a good episode>Coconut time
time for some Neo Bloodline dimes
I LOVE YOU SOLO
WE TAKIN IT ALL
>splitting DIYplease do Ciampa is better then Gargano by a mile
COCONUT JUMPSCARE
COCONUT TIME
>>16146328It's all so fucking tiresome
I keep getting the feeling MCMG are just too old to get over as tag team bangerinos with a new crowd, but maybe it's specifically just because Sabin is on John Cena's level of looking like somebody's dad wearing the same clothes he did in 2005.
>GOD vs MCMGI feel like this is match that probably hasn't happened on the indies, but I feel like it should have at some point.
Bro give Shelley and Sabin a mic already they're good
CAMACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16146334He’s going crawling back to Miz
>>16146323That Ilja and Ricochet match was fucking great too. I hate that Ilja is injured, but I hope when he comes back they'll build him up a little stronger. He was losing a bit too much for my liking.
>losing to unknown rookies
>>16146334I miss the crazy Ciampa from ROH
By the way, the Guns are about to win the belt...right now.
What the fuck is Black Ops even about any more? Are they murdering chinamen yet or is that the absolute last resort?
>>16146346what character would he pick
>both MCMG guys were TNA world championsDouble Micheals?
>>16146350Okay, Hunter
>>16146352That would be better than the trash they made, it's about a secret evil organization named Pantheon that feels more like something out of MGS or James Bond than COD
>>16146352The black ops games are just about glowies. They're kino
>>16146356z broly, the lil bro character
I'll be happy once election time is over so that we stop getting all these fucking political ads
>>16146346Solo is the funniest one in the family, change my mind
I love you Solo
>>16146359Even Carlito could be world champ in TNA
>>16146366holy basikoa
Is Aldis the tallest one in the ring?
>>16146350Cody's belt
>>16146374Yet he wasn't Seethe more
>>16146339They were in at least 2 8-man tags from what I can seeA match-up that did happen and was absolutely dimes was The Briscoes vs GoD
Roman teaming with MCMG
>>16146380That make you hard?
SABIN'S A FAGGOT
lol, holy fuck this dudes voice
Bro I fuckin love Solo lmao
kek solo
>>16146384 (me)and it had dimes promos toohttps://youtu.be/vfBAF5qZ0TEhttps://youtu.be/FzRuVH8Ygh4
>>16146371solos white guy voice KEKsolo forever based
>any place any time>not right now
THESE MEN HAVE FARTED!
bad voice but confident promo, is it workable?
Making an IMPACT
>impactsolo been on fire these past couple weeks
JEY IS COMING OUT TO COST THEM THE TITLESSCREENCAP THIS POST
Ok, Motor City are BASED
Missed the entire show up to now, what did I miss? Why the fuck o I have to wait 900 seconds to post?
Weird voices but very comfortable on the mic so they get a pass
>>16146283>>16146281>>16146299>>16146195You say this every single time.No one believes you.Stop lying.
Jey will cost them.HERE WE GO
>>16146393AJ'S A FAGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-wx0imXCE0
DIMES DIMES
BASED SOLOBASED GUNSBASED ALDIS
who's gonna botch???certainly not our tribal chief tonga loa
>>16146409>Weird voicesYou fags are something else
JEY INCOMING
Jey Uso interferes and costs the Bloodline the belts
This is the best the tag division has been in a long time
>An impact
Oh its happening
Motor City Jobbers
A fucking commercial
>>16146417He sounded like a fucking geek.Get a grip of yourself.
Friday Night Impact!
jimmy and jey gonna cost the bloodline the titles?
>TAG TEAM TITLES UP FOR GRABS>let's now be quiet, shrink the fucking match and ignore the wrestling since daddy hunter needs to make some cash to pay mommy steph
Solo's improved a lot these past few months, now all he needs is to bulk up and get some tone.
>>16146350kino incoming, but i hope insider is wrong.
GoD vs MCMG in WWE, crazy
>>16146427better than the old bloodline
I LOVE THE BLOODLINE KINO BROS
And why is it a tornado tag?
>>16146430That's what you sound like though Stop projecting
>>16146427Neo Bloodline have a great supervillain team vibes
I buy WWE figures
>>16146442isnt, watch the show
>GoD vs Motor City in WWEBASED
Two teams that used to have much better themes.
>>16146427I like Solo's yt Boi voice desufam
what if it was square tactics?
>Tag match>WE WANT ROMANBased Big Dog workin the tag division
NO YEET
Why was Solo allowed to mock white people?
>>16146448What is GoD? YHWE?
>>16146450AIN'T NOBODY REALLER THAN GUERRILLAAIN'T NOBODY REALLER THAN GUERRILLAGUERRILLA TACTICS, WHAT
THAT'S JIMMY USO WEARING A HOODIE
when Jimmy wears a zip up hoodie he gains +100 stealth
coconut civil war
ENTERGODMAN REIGNS
NO YEET!
Roman is actually bothering making these towns?
Roman Reigns helping out MCMG is fucking mental
Is Roman about to help MCMGLMAO
ACKNOWLEDGED
>>16146463it's an invisibility cloak and only the camera can see it
Roman Reigns helping the Motor City Machine Guns on Smackdown
why does fatu have to stop and fix his dreads every time he stands still
JEY JEY JEY JEY
>>16146476saying this to someone in 2018 would be crazy
>>16146460I have a soft spot for the original just because of Tama's sperg dance moves. https://youtu.be/oICFL2rWiYw?si=dtsUiiHsYJqFpaHD
YEET
Still waiting for Loa's pure strikes
CAN I GET UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEET???????????????
>>16146458because this isn't WWE?It's hunter's cuckery showIt's lead by a 'man' who openly states he's afraid of pussy
>>16146469brooklyn, new york?town?
Why are they always on their phones
JEY! COST THE BLOODLINE TE TITLES AND MY MONEY IS YOURS
WATCH AEW
predictable lmao
YEET!
DIMES EPISODE
WAR GAMES
BASED AS FUCK
>>16146492They're in the live thread with us
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Shows up >Gets the beltGood for MCMG
my guns won
Lucha Bros are so mad right now this was gonna be them
>>16146503completely predictable is dimes these days, huh?
What the fuck is this, Nujamals? THIS is the power of your best tag team? Former 4932919 time IWGP tag team champs? They just lost to some shitters from TNA.
MOTOR CITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
OK so Hunter loves the MCMG dudes
AND NEW!!!!
kek that match just made MCMG superstarspretty based
It's over...
Yeah this was dimes
damn their putting over Motor City huge
DIMESOLA
I'm an edrone so I don't know these guys well, but they're really good. Glad they won, and I love CCT. I love WWE.
>you'll win the belt>it won't be clean>you'll be shit all over>you'll only win cause it's helping the actual more important storyWow kino
>>16146511Penta is crying because he couldn't keep his mouth shut
>>16146511they will cartel'd tony kwab in retaliation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6eEQvRc9WMBASED AS FUCK
BASED YEET revenge
>>16146520Fucking love girls bros
wtf
>>16146520WOULD
>3 matches>They're already the champsKek based
DOWN SINCE
>>16146527Tony's going to keep his guys on the plantation.
spoiled ahh crowd
PRETTYDEADLYBROS....WE WILL NEVER BE CHAMPS
CINEMA
IF YA SMELLLL
Kino episode except for the naomi match
KINO
oh no they're about to go off the air and cut this off
feels good bros
So MCMG are joining Roman for Wargames against the Bloodline right
Is Smackdown three hours now?
>tag champ celebration upstaged by kino coconutkek
I'M INVESTED
I audibly popped at the hug
kek that cameraman running up to Roman
Now they just need Sami
>>16146560You're retarded
lets goLETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Based Lee Fitting for saving WWE
>>16146553oh wait nevermind i was wrong>>16146558nah it will beBROOOOOCKLESNAAAAAR
No Yeetsisters, it's never been more over
now that my ban is over the minute that smackdown ends i can say>BASED
>>16146558Nah its Cawdy and Sami
KINO ENDING
I love this shit
>that ending>the pophow can gayew even compete?
>>16146470>expect the completely unexpectedfucking love it
>>16146446they gotta make one of cody with the purple bruised pec
rawisters...we jobbed this week
>>16146580It'll be Cody vs KO in their own match. The Bloodline is Solo, Jacob, and the Tongans. The other team will be a team of four. Roman, Jey, Jimmy, and Sami.
>>16146593wtf kek
>>16146593Motor City Machine Guns were in that match btwAEW is truly dead
>>16146596https://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/wwe-from-the-vault-wrestling-figures-cody-rscv4-01.html
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS ?????????????????????????????THE FUCK HAPPENED??WHY DID I TUNE OUT EARLY
>>16146625Jimmy, Jey, and Roman helped MCMG win the tag belts off the Tongans.
>>16146630??????????I thought they were facing diy
>>16146634They did, and then they faced the Bloodline.
sign dis nigga ASAPthe girl was cute too btw
>>16146634Bloodline came out and MCMG said they'll take the belts off them anytime, anyplace so Solo said right then and there and Nick agreed and called for a ref to come out.
>>16146665
there were a lot of references to outside promotions tonightnew japan namedropped explicitlysomeone said "impact" and it was about TNA but i forgot the contextcody mentioned dustin, who is in AEW, and my first thought when gunther was talking about "imagine it's just me and you somewhere" to cody was like if they were wrestling at an AEW show.