Monday Night Raw will be coming at you live from the Giant Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania, United States.WWE Raw Preview Card:*Sheamus vs Ludwig Kaiser*Dominik Mysterio vs A Former World Champion*World Tag Team Championship No.1 Contenders Final: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee vs The New Day vs War Raiders*Zelina Vega vs Ivy NileBronson Reed hits SIX Tsunamis on Seth "Freakin" Rollins https://youtu.be/pu_a7tzs0kw
>>16163070looking like a dimeless monday; sad!
>A Former World Champion>It's gonna be Damien Priest
why doesnt gunther wrestle holy shit is he injured? worse than damian
>>16163110It's gonna be Seth, he already wrestled Dom in a dark match
>>16163107World series and MNF
>>16163110I hope it’s lashley the aewtists will meltdown
>>16163204wake up babe new bargaining just dropped
>>16163070INTRO:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuALast Week's RAW Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7Q0VzZBV4
Hopefully Birb appears
>>16163318go back>>16150846
>>16163070grim
>Sheamus vs Ludwig KaiserI like both guys. But this is the fourth time they have a match. Raw has a stacked roster. We need variety.
>>16163397At least they do do a best out of 7 like Smackdown does
>>16163070banger, after banger
>>16163070There better be a trick or street fight tonight
>>16163070>*Zelina Vega vs Ivy Nilewho is shorter?
Are we getting more retardkino with Bo and the HowdyManiaics?
>>16163480GrimThey should let Sheamus have a feud with Bron Breakker
>>16163350
>>16164345Based.
>>16163114He’s wrestling on smackdown this week
>>16163070Interesting
>>16164353He's literally me
>>16163070>Dominik Mysterio vs A Former World ChampionFrom most likely to least likely I'd say it's>Priest>Seth>Punk>Drew >Goldberg>Rhea
I'm excited to spend another Monday evening (unfortunately only 2 hours) with my best friends in the whole universe talking about the latest kino being dropped
>>16164644It’s jinder.
>>16163070If it's Priest, after they already had a match last week, I will stop watching and go watch anime insteadI am dead serious
>>16164644The fact that they're saying it's a world champion instead of "world heavyweight champion" makes me think it might be Rhea
>>16164659Triple H hates mixed wrestling and hes right
>>16164659>dom gets no offense in and Rhea squashes him>dykes clap
>>16163070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TR5NJnoUs
It's gonna be Seff. And Sneed is going to cost him the match against Dom.
>>16164659GIWTWM
>>16163070CENATION BROS ITS FUCKING TIME WE START THE RETIREMENT YEAR EARLY\m/RUCK FULES>BELL RINGS>DOM RUNS AT CENA JUST TO BE LIFTED UP FOR AN AA>1-2-3
>shows will start 1 hour late where I liveit's overat least RAW is two hours now
>>161648821 hour early for us euroGODS.
Raw looking good!
>>16165268I love birb
>>16165268Wtf happened to the other two
>>16163070Leafs vs. Jets it is
......bros I think it might be John Cena
>>16164345Ellering needs to go full schizoposting as his gimmick
>>16164644It's Priest, because that sets up Priest vs Gunther at Survivor Series
>>16165304small one got her nose broken, fat one is dating Damien Zest
>>16164345Cool. Ellering was posting cryptic shit two weeks ago then he got the mandible claw. I like this Wyatt Sicks and AOP feud.
>>16164644>>16164659I thought it was going to be Carlito.
DIMES ALERT?!?!?
celtic warrior workouts are coming back bros
>>16165504not a single dime in that image
>>16165504Based. Dude Kross needs to ditch these 2 non English speaking guys and do more shit himself
>>16165504I refuse to believe someone cares enough about the Final Testament or Wyatt Sicks to make this
What devilish antics will Kross be up to tonight?
>>16163070>not advertising the Howdy/Kross kinowhere my spooky niggas at?
>>16165635He's actually pretty over on X (formerly Twitter).
>>16165689what's so spooky about it?
>>16164345Rob Halford lookin ass
>>16164345cringe>>16165683cringe>>16165689cringe. what's so kino about it?
>>16165683>Literally turned the Miz and eventually Xavier to being heelsWhat is this dude's power level???
this is the match
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L43NlbVPm4Y
>>16165711This shit is why I can't stand faction booking, in both WWE and AEW, yeah let's just go through every single combination of two people with no story because two sides are feuding
>>16165721>these guys are so old they worked sheamus in the irish indiesbased
>>16165721They should get Nash in so him and Shelley can do Paparazzi Productions again.
STOP THE MAN WHEN HE'S LYING
>shows up late to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuO-xsWxS8makes his long awaited return to wwe to squash dirty dom in your path
Jake Hager aka Jack Swagger will be the mystery opponent for Dom. AEW canned him and he's looking for work plus will job to Dom.
>>16164345They need to give him a mic and let him promo like this
>>16165741While I do agree. Kross has been prominently featured on every Raw. So he is being used.
how many bells from now does it start?
>>16165768>>16165771damn three second apart what are the chances
>>16165741Kross needs to stop shaving. A clean look doesnt do his character well
>>16165683Tonight, he'll be convincing Kofi Kingston to buy an timeshare in Aspen.
>>16165768>joins American made as the returning All American American to do the same background standing as he did with every single Jericho group he was in with in AEW
Wait, is Jack Swagger actually back?
>>16165836It's just fantasy booking, it will probably be some lame shit like Damian
>Crown Jewel will also be live on Netflixbasedthis probably means that Survivor Series will be in it as wellshame we didn't get Halloween Havoc, though
>>16165844Brazilian bros... we're eating good
>>16165888Is wrestling big in latin america? You'd figure it would be because Dragon Ball is so popular there, but you don't hear about them as you do with pajeets
>>16163110It's gonna be Oba Femi.
>>16165904It's not the biggest thing ever, but I believe it was always cheap enough to license that it had a TV station broadcasting it most of the timeEven before the current deals ran out, you could watch RAW and Smackdown with portuguese commentary on Fox, and also they did sell PLEs with local commentary around hereNow RAW and Smackdown are on YouTube for free, and the episodes in PT-BR get around 50k~ views at leastI really wonder what led them to choose Brazil of all places to test and see how streaming on Netflix would be like, though
>>16165922 (me) Also, the biggest Wrestling YT channel here has 300k subscribers, and the guy seems really burned out with WWE in general and uses every opportunity he can to shill AEW and say that it is betterWeirdly enough, the general reaction to the "but not at Wrestlemania" promo here was that The Rock was right in taking Cody's place because Rock vs Roman would be the bigger match, and that the WWE shouldn't have pivoted and changed the main event
>>16165937dudes stuck in 2021
>>16163110Insider here, Bray Wyatt spotted at private Hershey chocolate factory tour. He's gonna make the shocking comeback tonight.
https://x.com/realKILLERkross/status/1850684460225716433 kek
>>16165939>"AEW All Out 2024 - One more show that DESTROYED the WWE">"WWE humiliated"
>>16165711smol vs smol (my penis however will be BIG)
>>16165721Good videoHope these guys are great
oh yeah, almost forgotFinn and JD did a show on a local indie in Ireland this weekend, right?Pretty sure they sold out after the announcement that JD would be there
>>16165918Are you that nigga who said MCMG were going to win the titles even before their first match of the night?
>>16166013smackdown was on tape delay last week
>>16165946LMAO
Tonight could be a massacre
>>16166112>11 NBA games>8 NHL gameslol nobody will watch those
90% of NHL games get smaller ratings than Rampage
>>16166112people still watch nba?
>>16165946>Those Wyatt Sicks larpers in the replies threatening him as if they are part of itWhat the fuck
Gonna order some pizza to watch Raw with my /pw/ bros
>>16165946wyatt six have been a massive flop
>>16166157>>16166138>I don't watch this particular thing, therefore I'm very surprised like a low IQ individual when it turns out that people watch this particular thing.You are unironically an elementary schooler.
>>16166256I watch apehoop you fucking Irish subhuman. Nobody watches regular season games you crippled piece of shit
>>16166112>couldThis is the key wordPeople said the same before but they retained viewers
>>16166112>LeBron and his son play on the same teamOh I feel old
>>16163070it's Oba Femi former NXT World Champion
>>16166360Yum
>>16166224for me it's a DQ blizzard (chocolate xtreme)
>>16166369Imagine the smell
>>16166354I agree, he said goodbyes to the nxt crew after the Don's family mobbed his ass.
Oba should join the new day and pretend he is Odyssey Jones
>>16164688I hope Sneed gives Dom SIX TSUNAMIS first
Will be watching my wife.
just here for howdy kino
>Tonight Dominik Mysterio will be facing...>The one...>The only...>Former WWE WORLD CHAMPION>KOFI KINGSTON>*NUCLEAR POP*>*FANS START SHITTING THEMSELVES AND THROWING UP IN EXCITEMENT*
i hope when the new day breaks up kofi gets sos back
>is the antagonist of Raw in your path
>>16166414>xavier costs kofi the match
>>16166426Scarlett is so cute. I feel like her and Harley are the best kinds of bimbos.
>>16166431That hair looks really good on him. He should go for it.
literally every thread on this site ends up getting raided by porn addictsit's fucking unreal at this point
>>16166408Wow, your wife looks a lot like my wife
>>16166409The Final Testament will finally be in a dimes feud
KEK DO FAT BITCHES REALLY HAVE TO WEAR DIAPERS? LMAFOOOOOOOO
>britbox streaming service who would pay for that
>>16166440BWCbros
God dammit, last week they had SVU on before Raw, why is this awful 911 faggotry on again?
>>16166535Yeah this shit is dimeless
>>16166508
damn these actors fucking suck ass lmao
GYATT on the junglebunny
Do people still watch tv shows?
>>16166560on tv channels? only in hotel roomsotherwise people just stream shows from the past that were actually good
>blacks are bad parents How did the studio get away with this
chances that dom gets squashed tonight
AHHHHH FUCKING END THIS SHIT
>>16166576It’s fine if he gets squashed. As long as he’s not Rhea.
>>16166576anything could happen
>>16166579>he’s not RheaGood morning sir, to myself. *it’s not Rhea
lil nigga
isn't this supposed to be a show about emergencies? who the fuck cares about this shit, even Dick Wolf focus more on the cases than the interpersonal relationships of the characters.
Iyo will kick Carlito in the balls this week
>>16166409
>>16166587There You Are
FUCK 911
>>16166585So you can connect with them more
I live like 45 minutes away and I was debating on going tonight. I swear to god if rhea beats Dom and I didn't buy tickets, I'm going to find Paul and make the summer of 92 look like daycare
tonight was pretaped or only SD?
>still trying to get this pointless belt over
how we feelin rawgods?
Looking real Tamina tonight Raquel
>having to bring the saudi title in some rifle carrier suitcase
ITS JOHN CHENA
Seth's jacket is made out of some 2019 WWE tarpaulin.
Stream?
>who will dom's mystery opponent be find out next>cut to sethkek so obvious
>>16166603not good bromid ass card, two good ppvs preceded this raw, and there's another looming
tessitore looks like he's in pain all the time
>>16166603I'm feelin FREAKY tonight BROTHER. I want to see some FIGHTS
>>16166603Tipsy, cleaned the house, pitch black and watching weekly kino with the best people
what's so dirty about dom?
I GOT TICKETS
Seth's new look is like he dresses like an absolute faggot but with plausible deniability.
rather watch the steelers murder the giantslater loosers
pls for the love of god don't make dom into more of a joke
Joe Tess started out good. But he really toned himself down recently idk
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
I messiah Seth.
>>16166606Crown Jewel aint the same without the Logangster
MOTOR CITAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>Wrastlin' night>Pizza on the wayYep, good times.
>>16166609watch.sling.com
>>16166627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOc-MXGuKgs
>>16166629I MISS. I CANT TAAAAAAALK
AH LUH YUUU SOLO
Solo's catchphrase>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
>Friday night samoadown
best wrestlers in wwe:solo sikoaridge holland
>>16165304>>16165455they came back after katana's nose was betterbut they were soon gone again, i guess a casualty of the lost hour
how the fuck they gave the belts to some randoms?
>>16166630why did they never use the drone again after this
Based MCMG fan Roman Reigns
>that absolute ham planet
SNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEED
GRIM
>>16166645keep it for really special occasions only so they stand out
IT'S JUST ME UCE
J O EITS JUST ME UCE
Damn, looks like a trump rally in there
I'm starting to wonder if Uso will end up as the tribal chief...
dubs and the boogeyman is dom's opponent tonight
>not liveits over
>>16165711there are 2 dimes wrestlers in this picture and 7 dimeless shittersand this isn't a trick either it's obvious who they are
do you think jey uso could get the crowd to commit mass suicide right now if he wanted?
I forgot Lillian was back
WAIT THE SHOW STARTED ALREADY? I forgot everything automatically changed to winter time so its an hour early KEK
>>16166658Its not live?
YEET
It's insane how fucking popular Jey Uso is. Is he the next 2008 Jeff Hardy?
yeeting my shit rn
ten minute piss break thanks too the bloodline slop
>>16166645i heard that spot was entirely his idea with the dronealso the same for this spot, he posted vids of him practicing it at home
>ignored the little kid
Milk duds are the worst kind of caramel Way too checky/sticky
Lillian again? Why can't they just call Mike Rome back up?
if yeeting from my couch is wrong i don't want to be right
>>16166667He’s Jeff Hardy without the in ring work, the promos, and the appeal to blacks.
it's not the same without /ourgal/ sammy irvin
they are fucking milking this entrance huh
>>16166664Prerecorded this week cuz they're already in Saudi Arabia
wtf?
>Raw game thread count even get digits
What's with the long ass entrance
Jey Uso is a 1 man walking concert
>>16166676Then nxt would be down one, and also he had a kid or something and wanted a lighter schedule
JIMMMY
>>16166667He is literally the Jeff Hardy. Insanely popular especially with the women.
>>16166689That's his whole gimmick
based yeetmeister more over than entirety of gAyEW
>>16166676Maybe he doesn't want to go back on the road.
Why do they try to make them black so bad
I WAS BORN A KANG
NO YEET
Yeet?
whats the point of having a draft if theres no brand split
Brandsplitbros... how are we fucking feeling...
>>16166645there's different laws regarding use of drones in indoor spaces depending on where you are - apparently saudi is more lax in that regard
Jimmy is funnier as a smug prick he cant go face
im sick of this fucking bloodline shit
CAN THEY END THIS GAY PORN BLOODLINE SHIT JESUS FUCING CHRIST
DAMIEN VS DOM AGAiN LOLhhh doing his best to bury judgement day
>>16166710
Shiiiiieeeett
>>16166664>>16166658this is live kek, dom's opponent would have leaked already if it wasn'tsmackdown is taped, however
Rhea fans legit want her stuck with jey lmao.
WHY IS COCONUT THEATRE ON RAW NOW
ITS MY TURF
They suck on the mic desu
can they keep this shit on smackdown please
WE YEET NOW
>>16166720Keep my wife away from that brown
Reminder /pw/ is a NO YEET board
>>16166725they're going to recruit sami too, so except more coconut theater on raw
I would run through a wall for Jey
>>16166723They were always bad but Jimmy was at least funny as fuck. Solo eclipsed them all.
based yeetman
now raw is also coconut community theater, greatNJPWchads, how can I start?Is there English commentary?
>>16166727>brownssamoans are black, especially in the bay area
>>16166720they are legit so desperate for that ship to happen
Strongge
>solo sikoa>isn't solo>jey uso (TL Note: uso means brother)>isn't with his brother
>>16166738Strongeg
>world series>MNFraws fucking cooked tonight damn
based crackhead in the front row
Samoans really trigger the obese subhuman smarks, are there any psychological damage hiding in the obese smark brain?
weird promo knowing that they already did all this stuff at the smackdown taping last week so this is like they're in the past
SAMI PLEASE
AH LUH YU SOLO
im not a uce boy...im just a do boy
>>16166743Ironically raw is the only one I can watch legally, so it's the only one getting my rating tonight
uso means pussy in samoan
SOLO IS SO KINO
those samoans and their superkicks lmao
The Tongans are useless lol
BAH GOD THAT"S SAMI"S MUSIC
after last week all i want is jacob vs bron
>>16166757WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>16166737“Ah hell naw don’t break up my sons marriage yeet not like that”>wins title“Actually break up my sons marriage for some ugly bitch who’s married to some ginger lmaoo yeeeeeeet”
I legit just want them to put Solo on the mic, he's the funniest one in the room right now
Do they have any move besides sweet chin music wtf
I will mark out if Sami comes
>>16166747Baby’s first pretape?
Joe No Test is fucking terrible. Was he the only guy available?
>>16166764they're legit trying to not make him look so clowny but it's so kino when he's unintentionally funny. appreciate the moments when they come
It's the USO penitentiary
cant beat usos 4v2 why do they keep doing this
Imagine the pop once Sami joins this
>>16166764solo has so so so good when they let him do his thing and don't try to make him wish.com romanhe's a funny heel without being a comedy character, the tickets bit was kino
>>16166761would be dimes but Haitch wont do it until its too late
>>16166743i thought shohei was hurt? why is he leading off???
IMMA RAPE EM
>>16166761You must wait for the Royal Rumble, under Trump presidency, brother
>>16166774Same thing with the terror cringe. Imagine they combine forces with Jimmy.
I think I picked the giants to upset the steelers for 20 bucks
>>16166783iyo personally asked him to
let me have sex with the macys girl
>#1 on wweshop.com
>>16166774priest can beat judgment day 4v1 no diffy
>zombie twerking on a commercialDo American really
That twerking Halloween commercial is fucking hilarious
>>16166774>4v2
Where is the guy who said he wanted to fuck the twerking zombie animatronic
>>16166787>71 yr old jobs to 78 yr oldmaga truly is retarded
>>16166800Their new theme is dimes
>>16166772>unintentionally funnyhe is intentionally funny, unintentionally funny would be like tony's twitter feed or something
>>16166801yeah and it killed the feud with finnno one gave a fuck about their match on the ple
>>16166800>their logo is just all of their logos >on top of each otherWell played haitch
ah they are finally releasing this thing
aldis blown the FUCK outBASED pearce
>>16166814triple h personally designed this shirt
Why can't Nick Aldis control his roster?
NEXT>>16166809>>16166809>>16166809
Liv's fat cat
Aldis is going to fuck this bald cuck up
>Dom's voiceLmao I've never heard him speak before, he usually just stands around looking like a toolNo wonder, he sounds 12
>WM on 4/20
>It's the incredibly obvious choice of Priestno kidding
Why the fuck would they announce priest now? No one is gonna stay up to watch his boring ass
