>I got to say, I am a huge fan when it comes to wrestling. WWE is like home for me. See my favorite wrestlers, it was just a heartwarming experience.>One day I walked to a store that had a huge going-out-of-business sign. They offered everything at the store for 75% off. And then, I saw it. Lots of wrestling merchandise. I even found a couple of classics like WWF in your house, Armageddon, Valentine's Day Massacre, and even Unforgiven and Backlash. I saw another old classic that I loved dearly. I still have it in my collection today. It was WWE Judgement Day 2003, one of the best out of Judgement Day ever.>I even saw some current WWE merchandise. I saw the beast in the east, WWE Payback, WWE Fastlane, and even TLC and also Elimination Chamber and Royal Rumble.>Just then it caught the corner of my eye, a WrestleMania boxset. I was like: "A WrestleMania boxset?! Oh yeah! I must have this!" I went up to the cashier and he paid me for the WrestleNania boxset. It said on the DVD boxset that included every single WrestleMania Pay-Per-View event.
>>16172137>When I got back home I put it in my Xbox One. The screen with us black for 4 minutes straight. No WrestleMania content whatsoever. After 4 months of a black screen the FBI warning screen showed up. 5 seconds later it disappeared, and the WWE Home Video logo appeared. The main menu screen showed pictures of matches from some WrestleMania events. I looked, I selected event selector. It stunned my eye. Every single WrestleMania Pay-Per-View event ever aired on television was on this boxset. Wrestlemania 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 and 33 were all on there! My favorite was WrestleMania 2, and in my opinion one of the best ones. But my curiosity got the best of me, and I looked for a secret hidden WrestleMania. It showed up nothing. I kept trying to do it but nothing happened. After 5 minutes of trying I gave up. But just as I was about to leave, my controller started moving on its own. It kept going right but nothing happened. But just then it tried to find another solution to the problem. It went left. It went backwards through every single WrestleMania until went to WrestleMania 1. My controller stopped at this point. No it didn't stop working, it just stopped acting strange.
>>16172149My curiosity got the best of me again, and I went right again to see if there was a secret WrestleMania. And, I got a result. I got a result! It was titled "#34: WrestleMania 0". I found it! I actually can't believe I found a lost WrestleMania! No one ever talked about this! But why? Well my controller started acting weird again and hit "a" on its own. The WrestleMania 0 logo appeared, and yet there was only one match. A 100-Men-All-Star Battle Royale. What was strange it said WrestleMania 0 took place on January 22nd, 1984. But that could not have been the case. The first WrestleMania took place on March 31st, 1985. I went ahead and started the 100-Men-All-Star Battle Royale. Of course a battle royale has to start off with every single men in the ring. Of course that's what happened. Here's a summary of what I saw. I kept going back onto the match daily.
>Day 1: Match starts off normally. Every wrestler gets a few hits to another one, somehow Andre the Giant was the first one to be eliminated. But how could Andre the Giant be eliminated so easily? The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase was in this match, as he did his familiar laugh seen in The Attitude Era.
>Day 2: I'm starting to see current day wrestlers in this WrestleMania battle. How could the Big Show be in WrestleMania this early? He didn't come until around the Attitude Era. Now I am positive of it! The Big Show got eliminated just as easily as Andre the Giant did. Was this WrestleMania supposed to be a big setup? Or was it something more darker?
>Day 3: I start to hear something sizzling from my speakers. I was honestly sure of it! The freaking ring Inferno was just lit! How much pain could a wrestler take? You turned a battle royale into a battle royale Inferno match.>Day 4: Mankind got eliminated. And it wasn't normal when he did get eliminated. He was painfully screaming in agony as The Inferno burned him. He started to sizzle into bacon, and at the same time I saw Mankind on the floor The Rock got eliminated. When I saw him, he was just lying on the floor. Not moving an inch. Mankind finally got up, and left the ring. Big relief for him, well at least for him.
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>Day 5: The steel cage was lifted down, encompassing all wrestlers currently in the arena. John Cena was kicking some butt. And not in a normal way either. Every time he kicks punches or does any kind of wrestling move blood comes directly out of other wrestlers, well for the ones he does it too. Eventually he made one burst out organs and another he kicked wildly, caused their brain to fall out. I thought to myself: "I am never viewing this haunted thing again."
>Day 6: A WrestleMania logo was brought from the Royal Rumble match, and the steel cage was lifted. And the WrestleMania logo was placed directly over the ring. Every 5 minutes you can hear a creaking. It's the WrestleMania logo coming loose, and a lot of wrestlers were fighting directly above the logo, making it even more dangerous.>Day 7: one of the strings holding the WrestleMania logo let loose, causing half the logo to fall off, no, not plummet down, it just broke. I was positive of it. John Cena was causing the most blood from any other wrestler. One of them had their entire heart kicked out, which cause them to die instantly. As the wife of the string fell off, the WrestleMania logo fell down, and injured a minority of the wrestlers, because a majority of them to die. Luckily John Cena was far away from this, causing as much blood as he possibly can.
Day 8: The entire power went out in the WrestleMania Arena, which caused the Undertaker to rise from the grave, even though he died from the WrestleMania logo plummeting down on him. Just then a freaking serpent came down on the WrestleMania Arena, and went directly after John Cena. John Cena instantly killed it, and blood spewed everywhere. Stone Cold Steve Austin Rose from the grave because of Undertaker, and said the following phrase: " Austin 3:16 Says I Just KILLED Your Ass!" Not normal from Stone Cold Steve Austin, as he would have said whipped normally, but he never ever said kill or killed in his wife in WWF. Just then Austin's Monster truck came directly down on the Undertaker, and instantly killed him.
>Day 9: John Cena and Stone Cold Steve Austin were the two last remaining wrestlers, I mean, literally. They fought to the death, John Cena ripped his spinal cord out causing it to open up a whole bunch of blood that Blood went everywhere, and Stone Cold Steve Austin tried to rip out his as well, but Stone Cold arm was immediately grabbed by John Cena, and John Cena completely kicked off his arm. Which opened up more blood, of course.
Day 10: Stone Cold Steve Austin went down to his knees and asked him to please stop this. He said in a nice polite manner: "Please stop this. Please. I don't deserve to die. Please John Cena, I'm begging you. Please don't do this." John Cena said: "NO!" After he said that John Cena performed his Five Knuckle Shuffle, crushing Stone Cold Steve Austin's face, which opened up blood from his head. John Cena then performed his Attitude Adjustment, in which slamming Stone Cold Steve Austin's already injured back, causing it to bleed even more. John Cena then did the salute, just at the perfect timing. Because Stone Cold Steve Austin's head was crushed completely by a falling light on top of the Arena. Basically Stone Cold Steve Austin was dead. The bell rang, signifying that John Cena had won the match. My favorite WWE wrestler of all time just won that match.
>>16172314>I extracted WrestleMania 0 from my WrestleMania complete boxset. I put it on a already blank CD, and I burned it to that CD. When the burning was finished, I took a hammer and smashed the CD. My WrestleMania box set is now perfectly fine, no haunted stuff whatsoever.>Did Vince McMahon really want this to be a real event? Or was it something darker? The point is I'm never going to watch that ever again. It was the most blood death and destruction I've ever seen in WWE history!>I suggest you never ever watch WrestleMania 0. Because once you see it, it will never come out of your mind.>If you do watch WrestleMania 0, I'm going to warn you, once you watch it, it's in your brain for the rest of your life.>Please take my advice and do not go searching for WrestleMania 0. Don't even watch it if you even found it. If you see WrestleMania 0 on any type of social media walking website like YouTube or Dailymotion or Vimeo, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY. Sure you can have a WrestleMania boxset, but if you find the one I found, extract the Lost WrestleMania, burn it to a CD, and destroy the CD. Do not go sharing WrestleMania 0 on any social media outlet.>You may have seen the Lost WrestleMania, but no one else wants to see it.>Don't let people have the same experience as me.>Do not share the Lost WrestleMania, it's too much.>If it is on a social media outlet, I advise... YOU RUN.
is this real?
>>16172421It's real stupid.
>a bunch of Super Cena bullshitIt’s nice to see the demonic entities that produce this shit stay true to the spirit of Vince’s booking
