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MONE DRAWS NOTHING
AND YOUR TIX ARE FREE
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I want my, I want my cheap TV
I want my, I want my cheap TV
I want my, I want my cheap TV
I want my, I want my cheap TV
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>>16172246
Is this a Simpsons meme?
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>>16172246
That little faggot, he's a millionaire
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>>16172246
based thread, cant wait until seething zoomers come in
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>>16172246
Sorry about your insanity.
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Are the tix really free?
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>>16172301
this is actually super cute aw
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Shit dimeless boomer rock
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>>16172301
based ceo buying that jabroni a cheap ass tv
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>>16172246
Kek
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This reference is so prehistoric it's older than the MOTHER of the last woman I fucked.
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>>16172246
what's more ironic is the song that you're referencing was used by an old school wrestler named Ken Timbs for most of his career. video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFYyJDWXEY
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>>16175162
AEW haters are always boomers anon
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You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining on the marks, but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold, everything
A man is blowing Dixie, double-four time
You feel alright when your hear announcers sing

Well now you step inside and you don't see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to watch the match go down
Competition in other places
Ah but the bell, it's ringing that sound
*ding ding, ding*
Way on down south
Way on down south, Wrestling town

Check out Jungle Jack
He knows all bout crack
Mind it's strictly real glass
He doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
Yes and a rental car is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to work his thing

And Adam doesn't mind if he doesn't, make the scene
He's got a streaming job, he's doing alright
He can plap his woman's bonk like anything
Saving it up for saturday night
With the Sultans
With the Sultans of Shit
Yeah

And a handful of boys
They're fooling around in the front row
Drunk and dressed in their girlfriends' panties
And their cosplay shoes
They don't give a damn
About any hyper workrate band
It ain't what they call a 5-star match
And the Sultans
Yeah the Sultans, no-selling flamethrowers
Not even Canadian destroyers

And then the champion man, he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last, just as the time bell rings
"THIS IS WRESTLING, NOW IT'S TIME FOR PERRY TO GO HOME"
Then he whips his ass with another fit
"We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Shit"
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>>16172246
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE THESE,
SEAT FILLERS
WE'VE GOT TO FILL THESE EMPTY SEATS
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>>16175162
Yes we know you fuck kids
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>>16175162
Always the same cope from tranny bitches. You can't heckin reference classic rock songs you just can't!
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>>16176352
Uh oh. 62pedos… he got us
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>>16176081
WE'VE GOT, TO MOVE THESE, BITCHIN' RATINGS
WE'VE GOTTA GO AWAY, FROM PGGGGGG
>ooh-ah-ooh-ah
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This was my jam 2 years ago
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>>16175681
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
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>>16172246
this one makes the pedocord seethe
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>>16176397
Meanwhile all the aew "stars" use classic rock
kek
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>>16177757
but enough about you
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>>16178148
then why ya sliding pedo? kwab 6 more days until you finally fuck off back to your pedophile discord
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>>16175681
literally based
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>>16175681
Not bad at all
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>>16175681
BASED as fuck
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keked
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>>16176352
She was well into her 20s (much like your weight in stone)
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>>16176397
>>16178143
What's the oldest song anyone in AEW uses for their theme: Where is My Mind?

>>16179327
>6 more days until we finally stop getting BULLied

/pw/ IS AEW

Then
Now
Forever
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>>16175681
Excellent
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>>16172246
this one got him fuming, you know what that means
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>>16181828
Does Orange still use Jane sometimes or has he retired it? Because that’s 1979. And you can bet when the Bucks return with Omega to beat on the BBC they’ll do so to Carry On Wayword Son (1976)
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>>16175681
kek
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>>16181828
>Reddit spacing
sup Ojama
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>>16175681
kek
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>>16175681
greatest lyrics of all time
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>>16181828
>/pw/ IS AEW
No wonder it keeps losing posters
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>>16172246
What the fuck is this?
How fucking old is this dog shit board?
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>>16176856
>>16179351
>>16180553
>>16180933
>>16182004
>>16183437
>>16184305
>>16185355
samefag
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>>16185933
wrong, cry tranny
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THAT LITTLE FAGGOT GOT HIS OWN JET AIRPLANE
THAT LITTLE FAGGOT DADDYS A BILLIONAIRE
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>>16172246
Great stuff
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>>16185793
It's Oasis you tard
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>>16187405
Oasis is a fucking old band too by now.

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THE WRESTLING WON'T GET TO YOU
BY NOW YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN HOW AEW REEKS OF POO
I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYBODY, FIELDED IN THAT CREW
THEY GIVE ME FROWNS
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>>16172246
>>16175681
kek this got them crying like always
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>>16172246
lmao



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