TONIGHT from Cleveland, Ohio>Swerve Strickland vs Shelton Benjamin>Adam Cole vs Buddy Matthews>We hear from "Hangman" Adam Page>Kris Statlander vs Kamille>Orange Cassidy LIVE!>The Young Bucks(c) vs Private Party for the AEW World Tag Team Championship(PP must disband if they lose)
4 gamethreads already? In case you've been living under a rock, AEW is on FIRE right now.
>>16180590Why do I only see 3 threads in the Catalog? Wow... One suddenly vanished
>Holojobbers
>>16180590MANY ARE SAYING THIS
YEAH I CUM WHEN I DRIVE
>>16180738so does public transport make you edge
Hyped for another Shelton X matchLove that dude
>Bucks ditching the belts before Outrunners become too popular to denyCarny fucks
Batman and Darby when?
shit I gotta play Scream Fortress
tight caramel body
>>16180747Would be cool to see in a Multiversus Comic desu
>>16180743so you don't know
cute couple
would be funny if Bobby doesn't debut here and they only signed Shelton
>>16180746>Scooby Doo and the mystery of what Jamie Hayters asshole looks like in 5 words
I somehow forgot Jericho beat Mark last weekfuck this company sucks now
>>16180744>girl1: Kumquat>brush: distintas.net >girl2: literally and unironically me
HI GUYSHA HA HA HA
>>16180590Nah, it's cold bruv. That crowd looks depressing. They can only fill one side of the arena at this point. They at least used to fill the side behind the commentary desk too. I'm embarrassed that I'm even watching this shit. I really need to get my life together.
>>16180767Unusually large but deceptively tight
>>16180761Nah Bobby has been doing interviews about how WWE is bad and racist they got him
Say what you want, this Learning Tree gimmick is fucking over with me
>>16180761MVP says you may have beaten Shelton, but you still need to face the best in the worldThen Shane comes out and knocks out Swerve
>>16180775DAMN IT YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM TO WATCH NXT. ILL HAVE A NIGGER SHIT ON YOUR HEAD FOR THIS PAJEET
>>16180775wwe rapes children
>Jericho quoting Meltzerfor fucks sake
All Hallows Eve IS Halloween
big cass looks like a giant version of edge
holy dimes
>>16180781Yeah, I knowbut for the most part, all the hype from Shelton and MVP is because people think Bobbo also signed
i didnt see 3 was Jericho in Terrifyer or am i getting worked
>>16180788Oiche Samhaina just means "Eve Of The Dead" in Celtic, so yes.
>>16180757no I cum the old fashioned way. in the woods with printed magazines by the McDonalds
>>16180786Just terrible. Children are for loving seduction and dates after meeting them in the ballpit at Chuck E. Cheese
>Anna is totally good after she had 3 matches in Japan guys!let's be real she still sucks
Can someone explain this learning tree gimmick
>this business came on me fast
>>16180767Jinkies and a Scooby Snack
>>16180798All Hallows Day is November 1, or as Thunder Rosa would call it, El Dia de Los Muertos
>>16180800if you said this to a real mans face they'd beat you into a wheelchair
>AND ANNA HAS MASSIVE TITS AND ASSwe know Excalibur
Whats with Anna's eggless voice?Sounds like she's unfertile af
Not even doing Anna Jay and Mariah May at the PPV....
Daniel Garcia high test
>>16180799I use my brain to cum. I tell it "imagine something hot and cum, make it quick", when he does it, I allow him to relax for one day
Perry just got punked
Jungle Boy getting choked out backstage again oh fuck
lmao the fuck are the bucks doing
>>16180812Hes just jealous his daugther calls me daddy now
Jack is still a Jungle Bitch.Phil won.
>>16180807He is washed up has-been who thinks he is a mentor for the youngster, but nobody cares about what he says.He is a CM Punk parody.
>daniel garcia
what the lol
Looks like the EVPs got metoo'd bros...
>MercedesPiss break
mercedes looks like pure sex
>The Bucks are packing up all their sneakers bought with company funds
>>16180825Shredding the TV Deal
>>16180786So does Tony Khan. How do you think Nick Wayne got his contract?
im gooning for monk'e
Kris pulled Jade's best match out of her ass let's see if she can do it again. Special mention to Jade vs Billie
C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE!
>shredding papersdid the Elite make a deal with Shane O Mac
>>16180825FBI's looking into the shoe deal.
>>16180833kek what a fag
Bah Gawd the Young Bucks are rigging the election and hiding the evidence!!
>>16180819As a European I literally cannot comprehend that image
>>16180825Shredding fines
I'm very happy to report that Jungle Bitch Hack Fairy is no longer a pillar
>no DanhausenThat nigga is cooked isn't he
>>16180838his match with ospreay, you deserve death btw
>women are the only ones dressing up for halloweenmenbros... where has the whimsy gone...
Holy fuck statlander is huge now
kris GYATlander
These Mikey Ruckus beats are definitely the best part of the show. Wow! Listen to the crowd go crazy!
>>16180829With the difference being Jericho actually has something to contribute IRL and actual was popular for something other than being dollar store Daniel Bryan
>>16180856And I fucking love it
>>16180853GOOD
>pale Statlander I didn't know I wanted this
>>16180848In America we call that DRANK
>>16180851Will Hobbs is a lucky man!
Stat is looking THICK AEW catering is too good
>>16180856she always was
why did Garcia purse his lips several times when he got in Perrys face. Its like he really wanted to kiss him. And he talks like a fag
>Brickhouse>>>Is actually quite thin
>>16180848As an American not from the South, I can't either.
wasnt Stokley with Statlander? is she a face now
>>16180853That's what you get when you get caught selling bootleg merch
i want to force myself on mercedes
>>16180868a visual plea
>>16180872they broke up
>>16180865MVP here. Ye'all need gto stop projecting your gross ass cuck fetish shit on good family men like Hobbs and Bobbo. Get thee to a Synagouge
>>16180856Must be nice working for the opposite of Vince, Tony could never tell a girl to lose weight or else Rebbit would be all over his shit.
thicc Statlander
>>16180871I live in the middle-east of the US and we sell blue drank and purple drank
>>16180848>High fructose corn syrupYou don't want to. It's goycattleslop.
i wish bayley had gear like statlander
>>16180872They split up off screen
mercedes is asking for it
imagine if megan bayne was in this role insteadshe needs to pick a side alreadyim sick of her playing both sides bullshit when she isn't that much of a big deal
>>16180854I bet that faggot Ospreay got his bussy split by Tony too. I lost respect for him ever since he sold Garcia's dick spot.
>>16180895has to be around punk's last appearance
>>16180899>BayneIf I removed the thong would she die?
>you're not spending halloween watching wrestling alone in your room are you anon?how do you respond
>>16180884Hey Montel, is Lashley debuting tonight?
>>16180902tony is happy with missionary sex with his model gf. he's not like that at all.
did dan housen wrestle like less than 5 matches in AEW proper? feels like was less than that
>>16180906it would be extremely smelly (for me)
>>16180909I will neither confirm nor deny that possibility. Best you keep watching just in case
>>16180914that's 6 matches too many
>>16180907MehIdcI fucked a 7/10 version of you when I was in a City for a Hardcore Festival at the weekend so I think I'll spend my Halloween however I want
>>16180888>Middle east of U.S.>Mid-eastWhat is this supposed to mean? I'm imagining the Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia, Western Virginia, Maryland area but I'm not sure. Do you mean Mid-Atlantic?
Is Statlander have Warhorse paint on?
>>16180909the chauffer guy who teases debuts teased a debut so it's basically confirmed that bobbo shows up at this point
>>16180907At least I can afford real tacos
>>16180925it means he lives in michigan
>>16180907I respond by sucking that big clitty goth shemales cock leaving black lipstick on her sissy breaker before asking her if she wants to put a baby in me
>>16180907Yes, I enjoy my hobbies alone and have work tomorrow. Your a wonderful lady but if your going to be that superficial about this, its not gonna work out. I wish you the best in finding a new partner! :)
What about Crip Sabian and he has a wigger gimmick
>>16180930is this even a woman problem? if this was in a wheatfield you'd love it. it's modern man's problem it's in a uni instead.
>>16180907Are you going to eat that?
>>16180934
who's that other zesty blonde nigger with Christian?
>Young Bucks not making a tombstone for dead Kenny Omega One job
Little Orphan Pip
>Mercedes barefootShe knows what she's doing
>Christian and his stable of fatherless menkek
>>16180949Pip Sabian
I forgot what the main event was. Tony did not do a good job of reminding the audience through out the show.
would love some chicken tenders right now
>>16180907Are Latina Goths more powerful than white ones?Seems to be that way from what I see anyway
>>16180910He's bisexual just like Vince. Except Tony's into twinks while Vince likes em big and roided to the gills. Why do you think AEW hires so many midgets?
>>16180958people would tune out if they knew
>>16180959Boutta hit Jack in the Crack up after Dynamite completes. I always get the 5 piece tender meal.
>>16180961Goths in general a very low power level
>>16180961Look I know the new TV show made it look more common but most of them have never even seen a goth let alone decided gto become one
dynamite is so forgotten
>>16180907There is no wrestling today
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS PREMEDITATED
Does Ishii study Red Neck Kung Fu?
The Retards!
>>16180983Despite his age he has aligned with Briscoe is to learn this new skill
IsheeeeeEeEEEee
CULTER BROS NOOO
>work from homePandemic Bucks
>THE YOUNG BUCKS ARE GONE
THE KIND WHO LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME
>>16180993im working from home right now
Brandon Cutler got some TV time
Cutlerbros...
bald on bald violence
>clearly doesn't hit him with the hammerYou niggers really couldn't get a prop hammer and hit him for real?
Oh no, they beat up Brandon Cutlet... Oh, how badass
>HELP ME;_;
Why do they need these asshole EVPs who literally beat up the boss?
SWERB SWERB
SAVE ME
>>16181006we don't use that word here
why is Daniels head shinier than Mox's?
>>16180996
>Mox getting rid of all the dimeless shittersbased beyond belief
shouldnt Mox be fired for that in kayfabe
cameraman pointed right at the impact points like 5 times tonightneed a new guy behind the lens, hes not doing the business justice
Mass Effect jacket?
So where was Okada in all of this?
>>16180932Ironic Michigan is in the Midwest then, the opposite of what he said
>>16181018it's not your company anymore.
>>16181016you have 5 days :)
>>16181023in Sashas dressing room
>>16181023Diplomatic Immunity
trash ass theme song
God fucking dammit Mass Effect was so based. Imagine if that franchise wasn't fucking mudded. I hate fucking AGP trannies.
>>16181024
>>16181027Before a repeat of 2020?I know.
AINT NO STOPPING ME NOOOOOOOOWWWW!!
>>16181018>Wanting angry mass shooting Mox to debut
>>16181028God I wanna sit Yuka gently in my lap smell her Hello Kitty Bubblegum scent shampoo (Rebranded as Dora the Explorer in the USA but she doesnt think is as "purty as Kitty") and help her with her homework then feed her strawberry ice cream as a treat if she does a good job before finally tucking her into bed at a sensible time so she can be up for school tomorrow with a gentle forehead kiss before leaving
>>16181037:)
Tonight
How old is Shelton?
>>16181035I miss my wife anon
>>16181041I just want to sing Sailor role call into her asshole
>>1618105349, black dont crack
>>1618105330?
What's the story?
I am excited for this wrestling match
>>16181064Loyalty
>>16181065>>16181066Cody how did you make two posts this fast?
>>16181066thats literally a man
>>16181064Swerve called Shelton a cornball nigga
MVP should be smoking a big cigar and flicking ash on Swerve
>>16181066i tried the queens game and now i just pay child support ffs
>>16181081>that body>a manSchizophrenics deserve the rope.
>>16181082Is she even cognizant at how easy her life is? Does she even have the realization that she has to do the absolute bare minimum of what's required of a human being and can still flourish?
>>16181082I want to choppa thos tiny booba then use the ice cream to soothe the sting and then suck off the ice cream
is Bobby gonna have his TNA theme?
>>16181088worked
>>16181082Trips are off Kumqa...wait....I dont even know anymore man I cant tell
what's with the giant shadows on the crowd aisles? very off putting
FUN
>>16181093It's going to start off with a B-O-B-B-O, Big Bobbo! And then a rap will start
shelton just being a guy is criminal he's ancient and can main event
>>16181014baby oil
>>16181099It's for added SpookinessIt's just some festive fun.
>Nana and MVP chatting in the background
>>16181105He should have main evented back when he first made Hunter piss himself in terror about getting passed up by yet another wrestler
Is mvp 100% black?
billie tho
>>16181101I miss him
>>16181036I'm sure your parents are proud of you for posting this, anon
>>16181108Did someone say..Baby oil?
>>16181113heyman and shelton link up in 2008
Shelton is countering everything
>>16181115Its 150% actually. Hes so black he comes around to white hangs out with his redneck buddy Brock shootin the shit and occasionally shootin shit together
That was a different counter
need shelton vs kenny
>Fright night More like night night yawnnnnZzzzzzz>Fright night Maybe because dead crowd lmao
B L A C K E X C E L L E N C E
>>16181137damn white is simply right
>ricochet not even mentioned this episodeit's over for him already, kek
>>16181127this true?
it cannot be said enough that Shelton looks crisp and wrestling like someone in his mid-30's than his 49 years of age
Geek from wwe is an aew main eventer
>>16181150Tay Conti?
MVP making the call
Shelton undefeated streak joever
BOBBOOBBO
WTF have Shelton lose already
BOBBO
>>16181153Shelton should have been a main eventer but hey you got midcard "tehehe Im just Eminem" Cena and mr.midcard Orton instead so aint you thrilled
>>16181161Fuckkkkkk you man you RUINED IT for meJesus why do I even browse these thread
WHAT'S BOBBY LASHLEY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???????
>>16181161I genuinely thought Bobby and Shelton were the same person for a bit.
>Another 50 year old ex-fed game changerTNATNA TNA
BOBBO BROS GET IN HERE
OMG BOBBO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
We got him
cool theme
HUGE POP
BOBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOBBO!
So MVP is AEW's Paul Heyman?BOBBO!
Kang fed
>>16181171It's like a different form
THREE BOBBO DICKS IN ALL THREE HOLES
>>16181143>He's never seen the JAV kinos where she gets Titmogged by Japanese beauties in 5 star classicsPleb.
WHAT'S BOBERICK LASHINGTON DOING HERE
Wcw 2000 esque
>AEW got BobboKek
another geriatric ex-fed shitter for gAyEW
some good ass music on Bobbo!! Ruckus you done it again!!!
AEWCW
Bobby in his Morpheus arc
BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE
>>16181118>16181118When she sees my uncleaned dick!
Lashley should lash him
>90 SECONDS!
I don't care for black people
Lashley looks like a Greek God compared to most of the AEW Roster
HES HERE
>90 SECONDSkek sloppy shop
why didn't parker and trench come out to save swerve and nana?
That'll put butts in seats
>hangman runs out to attack swerve just because
>2024>hurt business ending dynamite lol lmao even
That guy got kicked
You know where to find me after the show
>Security for Lashley but none for MoxDaniels has lost control of this company
Bobbo lifted up Swerve high as fuck
>>16181216would be too much based
Bobby still looks like it's 2005
They should add Hobbs to this group desu.
LASHLEY NEEDS THE STRAP LIKE RIGHT NOW, TONY!
Bobby Lashley has never seen a white penis.
lashley = 48 years oldshelton = 49 years oldmvp = 51 years old
>>16181236
>>16181238They're all still good at everything
>>16181228I kind of just want to see what he looks like next to Lashley
RATE THE SHOW!I liked this week's alot more than lastTop 10 Tag Match in All of AEWGood BCC BuildupShelton & Swerve having a bangerSpooky/10 from meSee you bros next week!
>>16181238so what
>>16181238
If someone ask am not here
like seriously lashley looking basically the same circa 2005, unreal
>>16181258Lashley's debut and Private Party title win, saved this from being a completely dumpster Fire
>>16181228they can be his mentors
>>16181225Dear god almighty, name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=own8v6YKWE0
>>16181288Coalburny McFucksBlackGuys
>>16181269Black don't crack
Can't lie tonight's AEW was great. If this keeps up the show will become great again
>>16181258Better than last week but probably not good enough to avoid doing the job to NXT next week. The only mistake was letting Cole go over. The crowd was cheering louder for Buddy Mathews for christsake. Adam Cole should have been fired a long time ago. I hope Mox stabs that fat fuck from the Dork Order in the eye next week.>>16181271I hope Tony doesn't think putting a bunch of niggas all over his show is enough to win us over. Black fans want cool wrestling like everyone else. At least HH isn't trying to pander to us.
>>16180775You won't e-drone.
>>16181288Darude Sandstorm
Loved the spooky Dynamite theme music
